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HonNL:
Nigerian Police Force

OP ask the CP to drop his number I want to find out something directly from him.

Fred166:
I married my beautiful wife January this year, I Love my wife so much, I have never cheated on her since we got married. I opened a business for her worth 900k. i've already promised her a car this coming year (well I ride camry muscle and I'm tired of sharing the car with her).

My wife is too lazy, all she cares about is her eye lashes, make-up, nails and watching Zeeworld all day, She goes to her shop 10am and return 3pm, She barely take care of the house. Sometimes the plate I used for breakfast before going to work would still be on the dining table unwashed when I return. Her make-up tools and bag littered everywhere in our sitting room.

We're expecting our 1st child, Now that She's pregnant (4 months) she's worst. Na so so chop chop, I will jokingly say babe Pls don't go out of shape I won't look ur side again, Is like the more I beg, the more she chop chop. ...weird food carvings. Coconut water and bread, shawarma and pepper soup with sugar cane in her hand, I dare not buy it for her otherwise I won't sleep.

I still cook when I'm back from work. Anytime I tried to talk to her, she would say can't I see she's pregnant, she's having waist pain, leg pain, Infact body pains. I wanted to employ a maid she refused, she spoke ill about maids, she said they are husband snatchers e.t.c.

3 days ago, She asked me to renew our dstv sub and I refused. Yesterday I noticed she has done it (first time). I saw her watching Zeeworld, laughing sheepishly and pointing to the TV, I needed to watch man united match so I changed the channel, she dragged the remote control from me and changed it back to Zeeworld, she said I'm too stingy, I didn't sub for her, I refused to buy her a car.

I don't know what to do. With her lazy attitude I'm scared during delivery she would be saying I can't push o.

Experienced men help a brother.

The idea of a maid is okay, but here are two things you can do:

1. Hire an elderly person.
2. She would not live with you guys.. she comes does her work and leaves. Her work should also include cooking if your wife permits it!
P.S. The Home keeper doesn't have to come everyday of the week!

In addition, you must have noticed her laziness when you guys where courting and/or dating but you still chose to marry her that way. Perhaps you thought she would change or you said to yourself no one is perfect!

Alas, that is her real self because she has always been lazy even before the pregnancy judging from your post, so you just have to find a way around it somehow.

One of the ways, is to accept her the way she is and stop complaining lest she sees you as a nag because her kind of person would never understand you, they see nothing wrong with their lifestyle.
Secondly, you would have to be doing some things if not all the chores yourself that's if the home keeper arrangement isn't feasible.

I wish you all the best in your young marriage with your beautiful wife

Mood11:
There's really nothing we can do to help you Bro. She's your cross, carry it.
You married a slay mama and you have cash. So for peace to reign, just use your money and pay a house keeper if your home becomes too dirty especially when she puts to birth.

Seconded!!

Talking about carrying cross.. the thing is the OP is carrying his cross sideways instead of carrying in straight so it doesn't brush anyone... Mtchheeeewww

Romanoff:
So what happened to "for better or worse"?

No mind them!

They don't know that there's no excuse to divorce in marriage outside infidelity

It's quite unfortunate how the devil has now made marriage to look like a mere boyfriend and girlfriend relationship where either parties can just wake one morning and walk away at the slightest provocation!

All these yeyebrities in marriage should go take some clues from Olu Jacobs and Joke Silva and leave us the hell alone

The guy is a FISH... That's all I can say!!!

I dare her to take of the shades... I want to check something

Jamiubond009:
" There are two kinds of people a woman should never marry in this life; a Nigerian policeman and a NEPA official.They lack human feeling" - Sam Loco

In addition, these two can never ever go a day without receiving curses from at least 500 Nigerians

CondemnBattery:
So I saw a thread earlier, and decided to educate husbands in the house how to play the home politics, just as adviced by my pastor's wife.

My pastor's wife thought me a valuable lesson. She legitly told us to be smart as husbands, when the kids did something wrong in your absence and your wife did not discipline the child, but waits for you to come back and discipline them, don't. Make sure she disciplines them herself, otherwise your kids will think you are the wicked one and the evil one.

Don't always give your wife all the money to buy things for the kids, take the children out to the market, buy them clothes, take them to the grocery store, buy the provision in their present. Let them know you are the one buying them. If you buy them shoes or anything, make sure they are aware that you are the one buying them. If you do all these, the kids will love you more. This is 2022, don't allow your wife rob you of your years of labor when it's time to reap.

You can add your own way of playing the family politics.

Please if this is front page worthy, kindly move to fp, so men can learn 1 or 2 this new year.

May our wives not take all our glory all in the name of I'm too busy in Jesus name. Amen

How can a female be talking or should I say writing like a man? Wonderful!!!!

Which ever one you're a marriageable and a parent material

Sureboyy:
Where them dae see all this money??
32bn is a lot
Wetin them dae do with all this money sef ?


I also trust Efcc to collect their share and leave him.
This country no get rules again

Remember Hushpuppi?
I guess if he was arrested here, he for don dae free tay tay

Who tell you say this country no go rule again...
The country get only one rule which make money
And when you are done make more than enough to settle EFCC.
Infact open one account and dedicate it to them... Lol

Welcome back home Mompha... We miss you

Lavisha:
Second pic like shes holding a penis

Lol...funny you @Lavisha.....You must have held a lotta them to know this at a glance... Hahahahaha

EMIRofPUSSY:



This bitch would be great in bed.
Her waist is so flexible.

When she mounts you. She'll ride you to hell straight.

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But what will I rest my head on top, when I have cummed like three times?

Boobs for life

By the way, past tense of cum is cam.. you're welcome

I thought they say Kano is the Lagos of the North., So please, show me the people wey dey trekk before I vex abeg

hotwax:
My lovely girlfriend is a sweet woman who always give me sense of assurance. She is very decent, caring and respectful. She is so firm that it took 4 months before we could talk about romance or trying it out.

She is well known in my family circle. I base in Lagos, she stays with her parents in ibadan, but she usually come around when my family members are having a gathering. She will cook for us, do the chores. Everyone grew found of her. My siblings do even ask of her. “Where is Anu? Take care of the lady ooo”. My mom who hardly get along with our girlfriends always ask about her. All these made me to be sure that’s the woman I was going to marry. After all, my people already knew her and they are getting along well. No complain from any angle

The Problem

Late October 2021, I informed her that I would be attending a ceremony in ibadan where stays. She was exited, she even told me she missed me, the kisses, sxx etc. She can’t wait to see me again. I was excited too.
I texted her the hotel address when I got to Ibadan.

ALL THINGS WORK TOGETHER FOR GOD TO THEM THAT LOVE GOD!!!!... I'm sure you love GOD

istina:
Which of the requirements disqualifies you?

Either the person who designed this or the school owner must be a heavy smoker!!
Since they find fault in anything else but smoking... Lol
Or perhaps the job is strictly meant for heavy smokers

Guys even ladies sef beware of this kind girls, secret is far from them!

SultanOfPuna:

1. Girls that smoke weed

2. Girls that drink beer/wine/vodka regularly

3. Girls that are models/actress/vixens

4.Girls with nose piercing, double earing piercing

5. Girls that are friends with well known oloshos in the area.

6. Girls with tattoos on arms or chest area

7. Girls that work in Nursing or banking sector

8. Girls that wear leg chains

.9. All the girls

I don't understand why Wike is playing I don't care with this soot ish

BROKEN NUUUSSS!!!!

proxillin:
So much fun at the wedding. I noticed something. And this is not the first time.

The Bride was just an average looking lady. I don't want to sound rude by saying she is ugly. Despite the heavy makeup, she is still what she is.

But the story is, all her entourage, best lady, bridal train were beautiful straight girls. Her friends are so gorgeous. I kuku mingled with 3 of them exchanged whatsapp numbers. And they are telling me they are single.

I keep asking, why are guys always marrying these average looking girls? Who marries these beauty queens? They are always friends of brides.

Or is it me not getting the gist?

You need to understand that not all girls are marriageable...most of them are not even good for keeps (dating) either just "chop n go"! God help you if you mistakenly marry "a chop n go" thinking she would be a good wife + mother!!

Ryda:
How time flies

61. Not brushing before breakfast
62. Brushing after breakfast
63. The opposite gender comes visiting
64. Arrive late when sent on errand
65. Getting the wrong goods when sent on errand
66. Asking rhetoric questions
67. Complaint during PTA
68. Not wanting to take meds when sick
69. Watching TV late night
70. Messing up your uniform, even though its not your fault
71. Losing a button on your school uniform
72. Having a tear on your uniform
73. Receiving gifts from neighbours
74. Watching movies at the neighbours
75. Calling your name twice and no response
76. Coming home late after school
77. Beat you for crying out loud
78. Beat you for not crying out loud
79. Gallivanting for being too happy

Explorers you're absolutely correct
Kudos!

80. For leaving the food before the elder when eating with an elder.

81. Taking a piece of meat before an elder when eating with an elder

Na lie joe...Them don sack am!!!

maestro299:
Please where is slawormir? Ever since EFCC arrested those brothers in Edo State last week, we haven't heard from the popular 'damn niggarr' crooner. Nairaland, Edo State Chapter, should please help us confirm if all is well with the self-proclaimed 'weed smoker and pussy banger'.
Thanks.
From A Concerned Nairalander

A second this damn niggarr comment

BKayy:
No customers, No business.

No addict, No dealer.

No room for drugs in Igboland. Spread the Gospel.

Those that want to sell can go to where it is in high demand.

Can you mention one of the places where it is in high demand? I'm asking for a friend

Imagine getting married to a woman who stabbed her husband to death!


The side lover is next in line to die should he try anything funny

Baawaa:
He owned this he owned that, vanity upon vanity all is vanity

Swears!!!!

Being a muslim, the "vanity" would be very evident in his burial because he would be burial with virtually nothing not even a good casket. Chai!!

The same fate awaits Dangote himself!!!!

What a World!!!

RIP to the dead billionaire!

Would I be right to say that a living poor man is better than a dead billionaire

One of the things The Rich and The Poor have in common.........DEATH!!!

A wife indeed @Ajoke_Sylva

thorpido:
Maybe you should marry both men and everyone is happy.

I really love this comment ahswearugad!!!

"... Everyone is happy I tell you"

She should just married all the men already so that we can all be happy!!

OP should be appointed as the Minister for Happiness and Emotional Healing

Which is the news exactly, Is it the picture with OBJ or her being barefooted

Mylordmygod1:
so even if it is three seed of rice, there is nothing wrong with it abi?

Instead of saying "Come and join me" just say.. ..."Guy, I dey chop o"

Without mincing words, that should be SLAWORMIRR and his dream wife



Argue with your lungs