₦airaland Forum

ValCon888:
Apart from one fair girl, that's passably okay, the rest are nothing to write home about. Beauty Queens my left scrotal sac.

I swear, the rest are nothing to write beauty queen about!!

BeautifulWoman:
May his soul rest in peace

Woman of Beauty... I love the fact that you are natural and that makes it more interesting?

frankblinkz:
Very wrong...she died inside a church close to her house,atleast u suppose knw say schools no dey on session..wetin she go dey do 4 school only her..pls dnt spread wrong information

Na una type dey make people no dey fit ask questions for class!!!

frankblinkz:
Are u sure u are well,
Was that d story u heard..."inside school"ke

No be inside school premises the RCCG wey she go to read dey?..............abeg correct me if I'm wrong

Mophasa:
Nigerian man who goes by the name Livinus Elem has given more insider details about the rape and murder of the 100 level Uniben student Uwa Vera Uwaila.

Mr Elem made a comment on Facebook where he stated that the late Uwa deserves what she got because she was dating two roommates.

He has however deleted his Facebook account after Nigerians asked for him to be arrested and investigated.

Recall that Vera Uwaila was viciously raped and murdered in cold blood at Redeem Christian church in Benin city few days ago.

“Good for her why will she be dating 2 friends at the same time"

https://www.viewsnaija.com/2020/06/good-for-her-suspected-man-gives.html?m=1

Wait! I thought schools were not in session, so how come she was reading inside a school premises when all schools are suppose to be closed!!!!

Y'all shouting Ronaldo upandan should go back to primary school!

The post clear states that "..... Handsome YOUNG Footballers..."


If y'all had not just wasted your time drooling at pictures, you'd have noticed that all the aforementioned players are in their early 20s.....


So where does your Ronaldo come in here...SMH

COMMON SENSE.......

olajide111:
Pls I finished from UI and am currently serving in Calabar, my CDS is inside Unical, I was disappointed to the core , the buildings are whack , the hostels are total rubbish, pls u need to see better sch like UI, OAU, Unilag and Abu before you say anything, I stand on wat I say the whole sch is not up to the student resident alone in UI

Anything just to drive home your point right...lol

Woe unto that person who will believe this your cooked up story!

Abeg enough af all the mentions already!! Thanks Oga!!

[quote author=Algold post=90183304]It is a crime to be black in America, it is a bigger crime to be poor in Nigeria.[/quote

Exactly! Because the same way George was killed is the same way the poor are been treated in Nigeria!!!

olajide111:
Joke of the year , ordinary hostel in UI beats the whole University hands down

My brother you no nothing about UNICAL.... seeing is believing!!!

UniLag fine yes, but, UNICAL is still the king of them all..... Visit there to know why it's called a Community on it's own.

Minemrys:
na to go buy dstv decorder abi internet subscripti0n na.

Straight up!

Gundel001:
Hi good day my fellow Nairalander please I will really need your experience about this issue. Please help me read to the end as it is a little bit long.

My junior brother is 14 years old and to be sincere I haven’t seen anybody as dull as him. I don’t know if it is natural but I just can’t understand why someone at that age could still be struggling with very simple arithmetic. My brother can’t write 1 – 150 correctly at 14.

He seems too dull; note he attends one of the best private school around our area, though I know you might say maybe education is not his way but even if you want to drop out from school you should know some basic things like money, time, multiplication and so on but my brother doesn’t know anything I must say, even to write his name correctly is a problem. It is making everyone unhappy lot of money is being spent on lesson teachers and other things for him still no improvement.

I am a student of one of the top federal University in Nigeria same as my other siblings even at both secondary and undergraduate level we were always above average so I can’t say his problem is genetic. I really wants to know what is the problem with him nairalanders. After I finished secondary school I once taught some pupils in primary school though there were dull ones too there but with time I could see improvement unlike my brother i always try to teach him from time to time but it kind of frustrating as he doesn’t even seems like he will ever grab anything and he doesn’t behave like he wants to learn anything.

He makes it seems as if he is not interested book or arithmetic at all …we all tried talking to him endless time to always read any time he his less busy but he never does except he is being forced.

He rarely talks, he loves to keep to himself always, he doesn’t have interest in anything unlike we the others that are die hard football fans, most times my mom will tell him to even go out to play and mingle he will not still want to go, he prefer to stay at home seating all day without reading or doing anything, even if it is to draw or play football he wont.

This matter is not making everyone happy at home we don’t even know the solution to his problem again, as in imagine having a child that is 14 years old that doesn’t know the difference between 17 and 71 it is just so bad…..

We don’t know if his case is mental or spiritual. please nairalanders I know there are child experts in the house or anybody who have experienced something like this before what do you think is the problem and possible solutions to the problem your contributions are welcome.

Please help me push this pleaseeeeee

OP there's an Indian movie called: LIKE STARS ON EARTH I advise you to see that movie as it has the solution to your brother's problem.... You can thank me later!!

atarapa:
Good, but how do we manage social distancing at viewing centres. Case for another day

3 per bench then u pay N500 for one match

SolarEdge:
We noticed some rash in our 4 months old baby's sex organ which I perceived is a reaction from her diapers, we took her to the hospital for checkup and they recommended anti fungal cream to be applied and instructed that we don't wear her diapers for now while we apply the cream.

While waiting at the hospital pharmacy I noticed the attendant was taking longer time to attend to me, because the doctor had already written to them what they should give to me with my baby's file in front of the attendant. The attendant still asked how old is the baby I said 4 months. She was just giving excuses that she's coming that I should be patient, so I sat down.

After some time she brought the cream and some drugs. We left and got home very late last night, so my wife suggested my baby should start the drugs by morning but we should apply the cream given to us and we did not wear our baby diaper as instructed.

So this morning my wife decided to read through the leaflet in each of the drugs including the cream. To our greatest surprise the cream was strictly meant for adults and it was categorically stated it should not be used for children under age 18

Now, I'm wondering why would the hospital pharmacy attendant give us such cream. Is it that the prescribed cream wasn't available that was why she was going to and fro like the devil described in the book of Job in the Holy Bible.

Please what's your advise on this matter, is it a careless mistake or it was a deliberate act.

Sue them if you can!

These days, all these so-called health workers behave as if all humans are at their mercy hence, their wayward and unfriendly attitude towards patients.

Again, I say sue them if you can so others will learn!!

This is more deeper than we all will ever know!!

BlowYourMind:
burial? are sure this is a burial or something else

Looks like another village movie to me!!

[quote author=Juliusmalema post=89898169]Hope you are looking for borders , see am..[/quote

Issalie!!!

yusfatedeeprof:
Transsion Holdings owns Tecno, Infinix and itel

Infinix signed Davido, Tecno signed WizKid now itel is signing Olamide

This Tanssion Holdings guys are bunch of clowns

One would have thought Tecno should have signed Tekno

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/04/26/8-type-of-guys-ladies-should-flee-from/

After all the above mentions, you should have balanced the equations by also highlighting a list of the men they should run into!

post=89863348:
Anambra state govt closing borders with neighboringstates

God please guide your children

Let me see the one between Delta and Anambra States

Who kills a monkey

Anyone capable of that is also capable of human murder

Ezennwa:
hmm!

Who is Wike, is Wike God?

Who is Buhari??


Or have you forgotten so soon how he jailed his mate for a year and a half just because of this same insults?

Ladikwa:
I thought she loved me not knowing that she was just after my money. But I was not able to spend much because I am broke for now, but I have a land I am in the process of selling to start a business which she didn't know, because I didn't tell her cause I don't trust her that much.

Well we broke up because she has a guy that is the main boyfriend, without me Knowing thinking I was number one.

I just look back and imagine how much this girl will have chop from me. Though I love her and am hurt after the breakup, but I'm grateful that all the amount of money I would have love to spend on her, to show my love I can use it build my business and help those around me.

And it taught me how not to trust girls 100%, and to be very careful about loving while using my head. If she knew about the land I wanted to sell she would have continued pretending to love me.

"Guys be careful, don't trust these girls 100%"

Any man who loves with his heart this days is a learner!


Guy love with your head next time and thank me later!!

budaatum:
This is like sailing on a ship with an incompetent captain who refuses to take advise as he leads you all to destruction. Mutiny is of course the solution, but you probably can't divorce him.

You married an ignorant person and you need to educate him, or at least educate your children so they do not become ignorant like their father.

Wake your children up in the morning for Bible or Quran Study (or reflection on the previous day if you are not religion inclined, I add, for those who may not be religious but read this). Don't do it the traditional way however, whereby one person assumes to preach to everyone else, but let everyone say it as they understand what you've all read, then pray and go about your day.

And take the advice of putting some savings aside because he will leave you once he has ruined you and you'd be left with nothing to feed your kids!

One thing I like about Nairaland is that nobody will ever advice you to see a Native Doctor

nyzeo:
I am 33 and I come from a state from the south south. I met a girl in Lagos 4 years ago who is from the south east and we have been very good friends ever since then.

I have developed very strong affection for her over time and we started dating. We really love each other now and we have have finalized plans to get married anytime between this year and early next year.

The issues now is that my parents are insisting I marry from my state, somebody who speaks the same language. It has caused me to have issues with my mother because she is the orchestra of all this tribal bigotry.

Please lala and house memeber make una advice me abeg. I have found someone who truly complements my life I really sincerely love this lady. Thanks

I can tell you're from Akwa Ibom and if yes, oga follow wetin momsy talk o... there's more to marriage than love!

A word is enough..........

femmyapson:
I saw this bird in a very thick forest and it was kind of sick and tired. So I caught it, and I want to rear it. But my dad is saying I should get rid of it.

Pls who knows the name of the bird?
And I want to know maybe it is safe for me to rear it

Oh this bird? Mmmtchheeww

It is called Buhammadu Muhari na

Teebaba30:
As for me, all things will go down well, but from her side I doubt it she can deal with inter religious marriage.

We both just confused now

No start wetin u no go fit finish!.....when you talk about marriage, you consider your unborn children as well!

Will you have the courage to dwell in a house where all your children have different religious beliefs?

[quote author=thablogger post=89275838]A Nigerian Artist, Bamaiyi Danladi Art, pictured painting on the wall for this COVID-19 season.

He drew a 1000 Naira note with nose mask on the faces of those on the notes.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BamaiyiDanladi/status/1255587421435113472[/quote

1 million useless boys fit go thief the painting by scraping it off the wall thinking say na real money o

Y'all should forget the headline jor....see it as a question....


Who says Madagascar herbal tonic is not a cure?

Provoker:
Hi, I really need to know if the prices of phones will increase or decrease after this lockdown.

I intend to get a new phone

Of course prices of phones have increased, a Spark 4 that sold for 35k is now 44k!

I know this because my girl just bought the phone on Monday!!!

Misplaced Priorities