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RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by jclassiq(m): 10:07pm On May 04, 2019
dairykidd:
Are u seriously advising someone to take his precious time to pay attention to BS.... Really!!!

where una come from sef huh
If you weren't trying too hard to be such a smart ass, you would have understood what I was trying to say with my statement.

But I'm sorry I can't help you buddy. So good luck to you.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Yomi Shogunle Transfer To Nkalagu, Ebonyi State by jclassiq(m): 7:02pm On May 04, 2019
hammer6F:
AFONJA REACT, NOT NIGERIANS.

I KNOW NDIIGBO FOR ONE DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT PERSON IS.

OR Y DEY ARE SENDING HIM TO OUR BACKYARD FOR.
Nkalagu is now your backyard? Nawao
AgricultureRe: FG Will Set Up Cashew Processing Facilities In Four States - Ogbeh by jclassiq(m): 10:22pm On Mar 31, 2019
smithoo:
Govt has no business setting up cashew processing industries. Private businesses should be encouraged to do it with tax incentives.
yea right. did you hear how much the plant costs? will you buy it??
RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by jclassiq(m): 8:21pm On Mar 31, 2019
dairykidd:
Are u seriously advising someone to take his precious time to pay attention to BS.... Really!!!

where una come from sef huh
what I meant is that the explanation is likely going to be bs anyway, OR it may not. but the only way to find out is to give her audience.

Mr I- too- sabi. See ya head like "where una come from sef". I come from ya mama village, mumu
RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by jclassiq(m): 2:41am On Mar 31, 2019
I think you should pick up and listen to her explanation. I know it really hurts but listen to her first when you are calm before you decide your next action.

Some ladies especially those in higher institutions can never have enough of men. They keep on hoarding men as if their lives depend on it.

And if you were brave enough, you would have even called her outside on the spot and asked her who that guy is. That way she would have respected you more. But all the same bro, give her an audience and listen to the bs explanation she wants to talk.

Sorry for the pain bro, we have all been there before.
CrimeRe: Bus Driver Assaults Woman For Refusing To Sleep With Him. Photos by jclassiq(m): 2:21pm On Mar 25, 2019
Evablizin:
Wow,like seriously? So this your comment justifies the bus driver's act?
it doesn't justify it madam but at least let's know the root of the matter. the topic suggests that he beat her up simply cos she said no to his advances. so if there any other information attached , let's also hear it.
EducationRe: What Do First Class Graduates Do Different From Other 2.1 Students? by jclassiq(m): 6:15pm On Mar 23, 2019
well... I graduated with a cgpa of 4.4 so I think I qualify to speak to the subject.

for starters.. first class students are naturally brilliant , but not necessarily geniuses.

secondly they prioritize, and their academics take first priority. as in they read like mad!!!

third.. you guys are still in your sophomore year in school and GPA of 4.6 now does not translate to first class upon graduation.

third.. you must understand that first class isn't meant for everybody. all fingers are not equal.

however you can aim for the stars so that you can at least land on the moon. what do you have to losehuh
HealthRe: 5 Things To Do Everyday To Keep Your Heart Healthy by jclassiq(m): 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2019
lonelydora:
Person wey go die go still die.
One thing must kill a man.
but you no wan die young nah..
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Insists Trader Moni Wasn't Used To Buy Votes by jclassiq(m): 1:05pm On Mar 17, 2019
Ijaya123:
All I see here are just arrogant expression of ignorance by loads of people concerning the Tradermoni Scheme. You can have your own opinion but you cannot have your own fact. Fact is sacrosanct.

Let me educate you about what you don't know about the scheme:

1. Tradermoni is still on-going and it is a scheme targeted at low class of the society like petty traders.

2. Those who have paid back the N10,000 interest-free loan, they are now getting another N15,000 loan. After paying back, they get another N20,000 and so on. It is in stages. I think N50,000 is the cap for this segment.

3. Tradermoni Scheme has been in existence since 2016. It became very popular after being implemented across the six geo-political zones in the country. The scheme was captured in the 2017 and 2018 budget which was passed by the National Assembly. I bet a lot of people do not know this.

4. The scheme is also in the 2019 budget that is before the National Assembly now, waiting to be passed into law. Feel free to check it up.

5. Another segment of the scheme is Marketmoni. This is targeted towards medium scale businesses, traders and artisans alike.

6. The first loan for this segment starts from N50,000. Subsequent amounts obtainable after paying up is N75,000, N100,000 and so on

7. The third segment of the scheme is called Farmermoni. I have little information about this segment so I'm not going to say something I don't know.

For those criticizing the scheme and calling it vote-buying, I prefer this kind of vote-buying than the type PDP did in the run-up to the general elections in 2015 when they emptied the CBN treasury into the pockets of some few friends and families under very frivolous reasons.

Happy Sunday to you all.
Yea right.

And what exactly will N10,000 do for you in this same economy where he and buhari has made life unbearable for ppl??

use your head, man
CelebritiesRe: Paris Jackson Attempts Suicide! Michael Jackson's Daughter Hospitalized by jclassiq(m): 11:57pm On Mar 16, 2019
ifiokjohn:
Please is MJ not Originally Black? how come all his children Look like white Caucasians
he didn't actually father those kids. more like their step-father.
PoliticsRe: Umahi Set To Defect To APC Before May 29 – Sen Ogbuoji by jclassiq(m): 9:46pm On Mar 13, 2019
Osagyefo98:
This abakiliki non igbo trying to make himself relevant.......

Please can FG comfortably carve ebonyi to north let's have peace.....in east. For once.

These guys are constituting a lot of nuisance in east and above all they are fulanis not igbo....
you are a goat.
AgricultureRe: Nigeria Overtakes Egypt As Largest Rice Producer In Africa’ by jclassiq(m): 10:02pm On Mar 04, 2019
homosapien:
Sai Baba is working.
you don't understand. they overtook Egypt because Egypt's production dropped by 40%.
PhonesRe: Tecno Pouvoir 2 Is The Worst Phone I Have Ever Used by jclassiq(m): 12:21am On Feb 24, 2019
pls can someone help me allay my fears. yesterday I bought a tecno pouvoir 2 phone with 16g memory/3g ram instead of the normal 2g ram.

I'm afraid this might be a clone or factory error. its not showing the 4g icon instead its just showing H+ when I'm on 4g setting. besides, the network is shitty, including most trusted mtn!

I have been down since yesterday like I made the worst mistake of my life buying it cos one lady actually offered me the 2g ram type at a very good price but my oju kokoro made me go for this one cos its 3g ram (which does not even make any noticeable difference from 2g ram).

can someone talk to me pls.
CrimeRe: Girl Flees Home After Being Beaten For Losing Her Virginity by jclassiq(m): 9:49pm On Feb 07, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
African parents don't give sex education.
It was easier to act like it doesn't exist.

However it did and it does exist. We are a sexually charged generation, in a society where sex is at the forefront of everything that sells. Sex is the universal act that triggers a common feeling amongst people, whether in the Bandundu region of Congo or in metropolitan cities like London. So why have some of our African parents avoided teaching us this very important thing whilst growing up? Why is it an unspoken rule not to mention sex in a sex-saturated world? How do we learn without being taught?
There is an African proverb that goes: ‘It takes a whole village to raise a child’, but we all know that education first begins at home. So if our parents don’t teach us about sex, then ultimately we will learn it elsewhere, to our detriment or not. I always say a lesson hard learned should teach a person not to make the same mistake twice, but what do you do when that mistake stays with you for life? And who is to blame? Sex education at school was the first and only time some of us received it. Some of us in our twenties are still waiting to have that ‘talk’ with our parents. Many will die waiting.
You are still waiting to have 'the talk' with your parents but your body count is already in the hundreds...
nawa you oh..
RomanceRe: Consequences Of Sexual Relationship With Ladies In Same Building As A Bachelor? by jclassiq(m): 3:17pm On Feb 01, 2019
Simplep:
Hmmmm What manner of men do we have now? How can a man in his 30s be having sexual thoughts on an 18yrs old girl? May God have have mercy on our future daughters How i wish i can see this op,better slap i for give am ehn,nonsense
uhmmm, i think 18 is legal isn't ithuh?
RomanceRe: Consequences Of Sexual Relationship With Ladies In Same Building As A Bachelor? by jclassiq(m): 3:15pm On Feb 01, 2019
Hidemyface:
Yes, very true but you have to learn to balance your life socially. I won't say I regret the sacrifices tho. I just choose not to reply him above. Calling me a boi is insulting. My first startup is up 12 years now with about 5 staffs. I just had to let it go as a severance package to my cofounder to form another one. I've seen the ups and downs of doing business especially a tech based one. It takes a lot from you and that was why I never knew any woman until I crossed 30. My present startup is based on distributed team so I basically work from home now. I guess one of the downside of working from home is the temptation especially when you're not married or sex starved.
I think you should be most grateful to the person who advised to go and marry. that is the best advice anyone can give you at this stage of your life. you are above thirty years, this kind of discussion shouldn't be coming frim someone like you. well, I want to fair to you considering that you haven't had much experience with the opposite sex. but bro, you really don't need all that kind of drama. if you like any of the girls, let her know your intentions and if she likes you too, then by all means date her and leave her sisters alone. you can't date the entire five can youhuh? or better, marry her and settle down. you are ripe for marriage too. cheers bro.
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi And Temi Otedola Celebrate 2 Years Anniversary With Loved Up Photos by jclassiq(m): 6:19pm On Jan 31, 2019
haywire07:
I still dey find the kind jazz wey this ugly boy use undecided
he hit the studio. he didn't spend all day reading nairaland. that's the jazz bro. good luck
CrimeRe: 11-Year-Old Boy Hustles For Stranded Family Who Sleep Outside In Lagos. Photos by jclassiq(m): 2:52pm On Jan 30, 2019
osuofia2:
AFONJAS ARE USELESS, IMAGINE THE MAN CALLING ON SANWO OLU THE GOV. TO BE, WHAT THEN HAPPENS TO THE INCUBENT GOV AMBODE JUST BECAUSE THEIR LORD TINUBU FELL OUT WITH HIM...SMH
but he also mentioned jimi agbaje. right after sanwo.
CelebritiesRe: E-money And Kcee Staring At A Big Pot Of Soup by jclassiq(m): 11:37am On Jan 29, 2019
correctguy0900:
Ok but what do we do now?
are you asking? go and make eba my friend!!
CelebritiesRe: Kalu Ikeagwu And Wife, Ijeoma Eze Welcome Their First Child by jclassiq(m): 4:43pm On Jan 27, 2019
chicoMX:
Facially she's not beautiful.. but then "Agwa bu nma nwanyi"
AND WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

YOU CLOWNS JUST HAVE THIS REPULSIVE HABIT OF BLURTING OUT THE FIRST THING THAT POPS INTO YOUR EMPTY HEADS. TUEH
CelebritiesRe: Flavour And Sandra Okagube Have Parted Ways by jclassiq(m): 5:33pm On Jan 25, 2019
Ehiscotch:
There are still a thousand and one hoes who would gladly want to be Flavour's babymama.

He got you pregnant, got Anna Banner pregnant and you still opened your legs again?

Man, look how a famous D has made two delectable ladies look like cheap hoes.
all women all over the world have the same weakness.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right To Pray After Fornication? by jclassiq(m): 1:58pm On Jan 20, 2019
jaxxy:
Yes pray for forgiveness. The Bible says the prayer of a sinner is an abomination before God. The question is are u a sinner? What makes u a sinner?

Does the fact u sinned make u a sinner? We are bound to sin one way or another bt God still hears us. He doesn’t abandon u just cos u sin. If u like sin and repent 1000 times a day he will still forgive. That doesn’t shield from sm consequences of ur stupidity tho.
so essentially you say I can willfully commit as much sin as I can simply becos I think God will forgive me? what sort of ideas do we have about God sefhuh nawao
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right To Pray After Fornication? by jclassiq(m): 1:53pm On Jan 20, 2019
vonlogon:
If it has become a norm, and you know its fornication, help her by not doing it in the first place, its guilt that is driving her to her knees. The matter of prayer cannot be viewed from the angle of right or wrong because we are not God.
uhmm, it is actually because the prayer of a sinner is an ABOMINATION unto God!!

so Op there you have your answer.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Atiku On Twitter For Not Debating Because Of Absence Of Buhari by jclassiq(m): 3:32am On Jan 20, 2019
seunmsg:
Reasonable Nigerians didn’t buy his excuse. Only brainless wailers who are in the minority fell for his photo op gimmicks.
you are such and idiot!! so Buhari who didn't show up at all is now the better candidate right??
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Atiku On Twitter For Not Debating Because Of Absence Of Buhari by jclassiq(m): 3:30am On Jan 20, 2019
seunmsg:
Shameless Atiku. Nobody bought his silly excuse. Nigerians are not fools, we can’t be deceived.


Buhari’s absence was a good opportunity for him to shine but instead, he ran away. Someone asked on Twitter that if one attends a job interview and then realize that the other applicant didn’t show up, will the person run back home or take up the opportunity to shine? In Atiku’s case, he ran away only to blame the other candidate that didn’t show up.
yea well except this is not a job interview. it's a fvcking debate damn it!!! why are you guys not getting this straight?
CrimeRe: Michael Asiwaju: "I Am Alive, It's A Fake News" by jclassiq(m): 9:00pm On Jan 19, 2019
hefelove:
When you are not social, there have been different account on twitter claiming Asiwaju after that incident, he's really dead
you are so sure like you finished him off.
TV/MoviesRe: LionHeart: Ugezu J Ugezi Reacts To Reviews Of Genevieve Nnaji‘s Movie by jclassiq(m): 5:34pm On Jan 15, 2019
slawomir:
isoright

Me nor dey do anything nollywood before

Whether Lionheart abi na the wedding party or 30 days in Atlanta . Dey are all crap. You nor go learn anything reasonable

If i want watch movie i go settle down watch foreign movies.

Imagine terminator 2 was a able to reveal that nitrogen gas destroy alloys
The sense of humour and the use of English in foreign movies can make you want to watch it over and over again
so how has the knowledge of nitrogen and alloy helped improve your life since then?
CareerRe: How Do I Handle A Colleague That Steals Money At Work? by jclassiq(m): 8:39am On Jan 12, 2019
seems to me like people are becoming either more clueless or wicked or both.

Oga, unless you are benefitting from the stolen money... simply call a supervisor or manager and tell him your concerns but make it clear that you won't like to be involved. they shld do their own separate investigations.

or you can keep quiet and watch until the whole thing blows open. trust me you will be badly affected too. nonsense people.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye’s Son Reacts As Ikorodu Bois Mimic His Father In The Hospital by jclassiq(m): 9:27pm On Jan 09, 2019
bettercreature:
Brown zinc is not a sign of poverty it's sign of Ancient Cities unlike south-eastern part of the country who are still rebuilding after the civil war that destroyed over 90 percent of their cities and killed over 3 million people
if you had the brain to research other areas of your life like this... it wouldn't be so miserable.
Christianity EtcRe: When A Bright Intelligent Child Becomes A Struggling Adult by jclassiq(m): 11:44pm On Jan 06, 2019
[b] I have to say that this OP is not clever at all. Baba have you ever heard of something called "book-smart vs street-smart"? That apart, how dare you assume that because someone is brilliant in school(brilliance and intelligence are two totally different terms, OK), it then means they are going to do well in life? Let me tell you, life is not black and white. Neither is it one smooth sail to anywhere. They are lots of twists and turns and bumps and all what not. It works out well for some and it doesn't for others.

Take me for instance. Let me tell you what a high school mate said to me recently. She said..." John, going by your exploits back in school, I felt you shld be the person deciding which of these multi nationals that you want to work with" It made me really sad. But I'm not depressed. I know I have my whole future ahead of me. Everything is up to me still.

And so you know, this your voo doo village people mumbo-jumbo is exactly what it is....Mumbo-Jumbo!!! [/b]
CrimeRe: Islamic Cleric Who Raped 5-Year-Old Girl In Lagos: "How I Removed Her Panties" by jclassiq(m): 11:02pm On Jan 05, 2019
gabazin080:
As I was growing up,sleeping naked at night was fun until a mouse gave me a Mouth Gig.
you sleep in the dust bin??
PoliticsRe: 2019: Outcome Of IGP Idris’s Meeting With Buhari Emerges by jclassiq(m): 9:33am On Jan 05, 2019
Esseite:
-Despite his incompetence..
-Despite his lack of neutrality..
-Despite the police being the worst internationally in his time..
-Despite policemen absconding in his time..
- Despite the height of unprofessionalism amongst policemen in his time.

Buhari feels he deserves an extension, well birds of same feather flock together.

No amount of security can stop the will of the people..
yea but rigging certainly can..

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