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RomanceRe: American Man Lands In Kano To Wed Hausa Bride Whom He Has Never Met. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:43am On Jun 03, 2018
Midlife Crisis.

He got tired of his life, job, wife, kids after suffering burnout at his work and social life.

Happens to a lot of Americans.

A lot get divorced, change jobs, resign and launch startups, travel to Asia to study Eastern Mysticism, take up yoga........

This dude just going through midlife crisis.
RomanceRe: American Man Lands In Kano To Wed Hausa Bride Whom He Has Never Met. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42am On Jun 03, 2018
Midlife Crisis.

He got tired of his life, job, wife, kids after suffering burnout at his work and social life.

Happens to a lot of Americans.

A lot get divorced, change jobs, resign and launch startups, travel to Asia to study Eastern Mysticism, take up yoga........
EducationRe: 19-year-old Girl Who Graduated From University At 17 Lists Her Achievements by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:37am On Jun 03, 2018
Burgerlomo:
I 100% agreed with you that you're indeed a beauty with brain cool
Its funny she had to announce it herself, though.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid: "If I Have Sex With Your Girl You Won't Get Her Back" - Fans React by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:35am On Jun 03, 2018
Tallesty1:
Just a DM from him will make you to abandon your boyfriend, even if he's dickless
Same difference, Brah!
CelebritiesRe: Chioma The Chef Has Hundreds Of Facebook Account Created With Her Name by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:06pm On Jun 02, 2018
uzuede4:
Guy, you no well at all. How e dey do you?
E no bad reach as e do you wen make you do dis aproko.
HealthRe: 17-Year-Old Girl Dies In The Process Of Abortion In Jos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56pm On Jun 02, 2018
Newpride:
This is the act pastor freeze encourages that innocent girl who was raped to do...

Abortion isn’t good for any reason. Kindly abstain from premarital and unprotected sex. shocked shocked
Freeze the yellow idiot.

Where is he now to comment on this?
CrimeRe: 3 Female Students Of Obong University Kidnapped In Akwa Ibom by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:55pm On Jun 02, 2018
ANNOY:
God what did we do that you sent us to this hell called Nigeria.
Americans are really lucky.
In Nigeria they took the girls away alive.

In America a psycho with an AR-15 would've charged in and killed them and a whole lot of others dead.

Or you don't hear the news again?
CelebritiesRe: Chioma The Chef Has Hundreds Of Facebook Account Created With Her Name by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:26am On Jun 02, 2018
See her face like Minnie Mouse.

Small wonder the Ninja Turtle fell for her.

They're both cartoon characters.

undecided
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Poses Without Underwear - Fans React by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:44am On Jun 02, 2018
LastSurvivor11:
I ain't gonna say a word lipsrsealed
H-H-H-H-H.........

lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Southerners Have Dumped Buhari, Only Ignorant North Supports Him – Sheikh Gumi by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:33am On Jun 02, 2018
Heywhizzy:
not real characters of course, but it is what I see everyday.. you still see many southerners rooting for Buhari through all those means
Too bad for them. Den don' buy bad market.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Reacts To Shooting At APC Rally, Blasts Fayemi by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45am On Jun 02, 2018
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Tenkiu.
SportsRe: Roman Abramovich Reportedly Withdraws Uk Visa Renewal Application by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:23am On Jun 02, 2018
tetula123:
seems it's high time he sold Chelsea..
If he's really angry he should just leave Chelsea unfunded and refuse to sell. Leave Stamford Bridge in ruins.

Is that even possible?
PoliticsRe: Southerners Have Dumped Buhari, Only Ignorant North Supports Him – Sheikh Gumi by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24am On Jun 02, 2018
Heywhizzy:
Taa.. This Mumu Oladipupo that is busy shouting Sai baba in my ear nko, what of Iyekekpolor that is still telling me Buhari is the best president in the world currently, abi Chukwudi that is boasting that na APC dey pay pass for election matter, lemme not talk about Akpors that has resumed wearing his vote for change 2015 T-shirt because someone promised him starch and banga soup
All made up of course.....stories.
CrimeRe: Woman Faints After Robbers Raided And Emptied Her Chemist Shop In Delta. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:39pm On Jun 01, 2018
I hope its not a rival shop owner doing this?
SportsRe: The Nigerian World Cup 2018 Tracksuit Cost 72,000 Naira - Fans React by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:25pm On Jun 01, 2018
oshe11:
Iwobi be looking like GROOT @Guardians of the Galaxy
grin
SportsRe: The Nigerian World Cup 2018 Tracksuit Cost 72,000 Naira - Fans React by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:21pm On Jun 01, 2018
It is $200!

If $1=N360 na we sabi!

I'm sure Americans will look at this track suit and be like: "Two Hundred Dollars for a designer tracksuit?!?! What a bargain!"

Our Naira has been dragged in the gutter. Herein lies our problem.
TravelRe: New Buses That Will Replace Danfo In Lagos State Are Gradually Arriving by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:46pm On Jun 01, 2018
dyangprof:
U are perfectly on point, but perfect development will only be achieved if we the electorate use our PVC well from now on

And I think it's better to have numerous Young and few old leaders in power, believe me, excellent output will be yielded.

It's quite a pity dat the present Govt disappointed the massive despite our positive expectation from them.

And whether some people like it or not, Duara village must receive back the empty barrel leader they presented to us
I totally agree with you.

My PVC is in my drawer waiting.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Storm Anyigba Kogi After 6 People Were Killed During Cult War. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:09pm On Jun 01, 2018
OhiOfIhima:
Like say u like shiit.. Abegi kuro make I pass.
No be you start?

Its always good to be peaceful o.

Meanwhile Ebira and Okun na friends we be o.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Storm Anyigba Kogi After 6 People Were Killed During Cult War. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:11pm On Jun 01, 2018
OhiOfIhima:
Is located somewhere, u knw naa grin
Where?

You had so much authority as the owner of Kogi to tell me to shut up, so you must know.

Kindly tell me or eat your words spiced with shitt.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Storm Anyigba Kogi After 6 People Were Killed During Cult War. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:04pm On Jun 01, 2018
OhiOfIhima:
shut up... Na all d Kogi u knw.
You that you know, please where is Ijebu-Ode in Kogi?
CelebritiesRe: Falz TheBahdGuy And Pregnant Linda Ikeji Pictured Together by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:47pm On Jun 01, 2018
Once upon a time, it was a huge shame to be pregnant with no husband.

These days it's not just "one of those things", it's even a good thing!

As Bob Dylan said: " The times, they are a-changin'".
CrimeRe: Soldiers Storm Anyigba Kogi After 6 People Were Killed During Cult War. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:44pm On Jun 01, 2018
Ijebu-Ode no dey Kogi naa....
TravelRe: 17 Million People Left Africa In 2017 – UN Report by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:42pm On Jun 01, 2018
Before na by force den carry pipu go, even tie chain for dia neck sef.......

Now na pipu dey by denseffs waka comot, some dey stowaway for container, some dey even swim........
SportsRe: Football Fans Queue To Buy Super Eagles' Jersey In London. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:51pm On Jun 01, 2018
I no need the jersey!

We need the cup!

We'll get it........someday!

At most 500years from now......
CelebritiesRe: Mama Nguea's Makeup Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:51pm On Jun 01, 2018
mamatayour:
That's her signature grin grin
That's not a signature, that's a bottle of Sniper!
TravelRe: New Buses That Will Replace Danfo In Lagos State Are Gradually Arriving by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:51am On Jun 01, 2018
dyangprof:
How can dis vehicle manover Lagos short cut route when there is traffic congestion?

I think it should only be applicable to urban city metropolis, and not places like Agege to sango routes , Ajegunle routes arena, Oyingbo areas and so on.

Lagos will always be Lagos in times of Rogedity
Na waa o!

Inertia is resistance to change.

How will Lagos become a city to reckon with globally with so much inertia?

If a Governor wants to open up these areas now, people will cry that he is wicked, he is destroying their livelihood, blah-blah-blah.... Yet the same people will say the leaders are always going to London and Washington DC, why can't they make Lagos be like that?
FamilyRe: Meet Fortune Ibe, The Tallest 15 -Year-Old Teenager In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:45am On Jun 01, 2018
9jaBloke:
Some height.



My exact thought.
He's only 15. Hafiz Agoro who is presently regarded as the tallest person in Nigeria is allegedly 7'4''. If Fortune keeps averaging 5 inches per year for the next 3-4 years, he'll not only outgrow Hafiz, he will join the exclusive list of tallest people in the world.
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Go and check tall people, their diseases and lifespans.

His Mom had better start running upandan for medical checks now o!
TravelRe: Photos Of Abuja Metro Line To Be Commissioned By Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:11am On Jun 01, 2018
Nice terminal, I guess.

I hope the entire line is finished.
PhonesRe: Five Lies They Tell You About Phone, Laptop Batteries By Prince Osuagwu by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:16am On Jun 01, 2018
frankputer:
Gig
Where?

The party animals here wanna know.
PhonesRe: Five Lies They Tell You About Phone, Laptop Batteries By Prince Osuagwu by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:14am On Jun 01, 2018
All true.

One question though.

Who are the "they" that are telling all these lies?

Mmmmmmmmm?

"They" should fear God ooooo!
CareerRe: Peace Ibekwe Abdallah Promoted To Assistant IG Of Police. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11am On Jun 01, 2018
papoudaupolos:
Congratulations to the smiley officer.

Some ll think bearing the name Abdullah helped to boost her career. No.
I'll assume you're in the position to say, for sure.

I hope my assumption is safe.
CelebritiesRe: Abdullahi Isa No-Sweat Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:24am On Jun 01, 2018
He attended GENERAL MURTALA COLLEGE IN THE FIFTIES.

Murtala was not a general till the seventies.

A sound journalist would've found out the old name then told us, "this is what this school was called back then"

Funny this is about the death of a journalist who probably would do just that!

RIP, Baba, you lived a right full life.

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