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RomanceRe: Lady Shares The Message She Recieved From A Guy Who Is Wooing Her by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:21pm On Apr 22, 2018
pocohantas:
Calm down. That was a compliment Sir.
You spoke well... kiss
Ohhhhh.... OK. Sorry. I'm just angry.

I apologize again.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares The Message She Recieved From A Guy Who Is Wooing Her by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:17pm On Apr 22, 2018
pocohantas:
Thank God we still have sensible men here.
The hunger for likes is making people endorse all manner of fuckery.



More wisdom fall on you.
Is that all you will say?

Prove that you have a lil' bit of your much-hyped wisdom by saying something sensible.

You're a guy, right? Will you just be bartering your daughter away for colanut and pami or will you not be interested in how the rest of her life should turn out?

Go empty your bank accounts and shop for some wisdom, pal.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares The Message She Recieved From A Guy Who Is Wooing Her by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:01pm On Apr 22, 2018
The guy is a douchebag!

At least the exchange will be made for the man with whom she has chosen to spend the rest of her life and not for some smart-ass wannabe philosopher.

Girl, live your life and be good.

Also, don't set unrealistic criteria for the husband you will marry so you won't miss Mr. Right.

My opinion.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sacrilege To Name A Child "JESUS"? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:15am On Apr 22, 2018
If you name your child Joshua, know that it is the same name.

The Hebrew for "Jesus" is "Ya'shua", also pronounced "Yehoshua".

The current form of the name is a result of translation of the Bible to Greek, Latin and then to English.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua, His Father, Robert & Son, Joseph Bayley Temiloluwa Prince Joshua by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:13am On Apr 22, 2018
This is success.

Not showoff with no impact.
Christianity EtcRe: How Bishop Adjeman Successfully Hijacked Winners Chapel Ghana From Oyedepo by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:10am On Apr 22, 2018
FortifiedCity:
Adjeman successfully hijacked a billion dollar corporation. That's ingenious
.....and has now plummeted while Winners Chapel soared......

What will you call that?
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Reacts To President Buhari's Lazy Youth Comments Releases New Vidoes by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:45am On Apr 22, 2018
chieyine:
So if someone doesn't tell you how he makes his money then he does make illegal money shocked
What's he afraid of?

If he were an American, he would have been investigated many times over by now.

You love to hear Freeze speak against pastors but you are saying we should accept people like this guy without a word? I have not said up to 1% of what that dude has said which you guys are applauding and you're calling for my head.

What I'm saying is what people should say in a normal society, unlike Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Reacts To President Buhari's Lazy Youth Comments Releases New Vidoes by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:44am On Apr 22, 2018
IamD18:
This is not about worshiping money, it's about minding your business.
Dude, don't give me that crap!

It becomes everyone's business once it's posted on a public forum.
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Reacts To President Buhari's Lazy Youth Comments Releases New Vidoes by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:37am On Apr 22, 2018
chieyine:
Are you his father or mother shocked shocked
That Hushpuppi must reveal his source of wealth to angry
No go hustle
They hate on another person grin
That's how you people talk!

Once a dude has money, he's a success!

That's why our society make total moral trainwrecks our role models.

I can never switch lives with Hushpuppi or whatever he calls himself.

I'm not rich like him, but I'm faaaar from poor. I'm satisfied with my home, wife and kids, and the cars I have. They may not be Rolls Royce Sweeptails but I'm OK.

It's greedy and discontented people who will envy people like this guy.

I'll rather envy Kanu, Keyamo, Teju Babyface and Olamide because they worked hard and I saw them working hard till they made it.
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Reacts To President Buhari's Lazy Youth Comments Releases New Vidoes by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:29am On Apr 22, 2018
IamD18:
Who are the "WE" ?

Did the "WE" bother to know his source of poverty when he had nothing?

Oga, hustle and stop hating so that people will envy you the way you are envying hushpuppi.
I can't envy him lailai.

I know you won't believe me, but there are people who don't worship money.
CrimeRe: More Than 70K Ghost Police Officers Discovered Across Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:17am On Apr 22, 2018
No wonder robbers go siddon majestically for pessin house even tell him wife make she go cook soup!

When na sprirt dey come fight den!
PoliticsRe: Incessant Fulani Herdsmen Killings: What Buhari’s Deafening Silence Means? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:05am On Apr 22, 2018
It means the killings are happening in Cameroon.
HealthRe: 2,000 Medical Doctors Leave Nigeria Yearly by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:02am On Apr 22, 2018
Wait o!

Two taaaasaan?

Doctor should have finish for Naija be dat na!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Unveils Gani Fawehinmi’s New Statue by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:59am On Apr 22, 2018
So they finally moulded this guy.....
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Reacts To President Buhari's Lazy Youth Comments Releases New Vidoes by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:58am On Apr 22, 2018
It's people like these that shouldn't even talk, because we don't even know the work they are doing.
Christianity EtcRe: What's The Use Of Apologetics? by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:26am On Apr 22, 2018
They have their uses.

Apologetics seek out and use logic and tangible proof to make the case for Christianity. There are lots of people out there who pride in their intellectuality and will love proof of a concept before accepting same.

E.g the Red Sea crossing has been criticized as being fictional for years. However, apologetics donned scuba gear and searched the sea bed for years till they recently found coral formations that resemble chariot wheels (videos are available on YouTube).

Some people need to see some proof, apologetics work to provide it. Jesus did same to Thomas. However, having provided proof of His resurrection, Jesus famously said. :"....blessed are they who do not see, and yet believe". However, He mercifuy did not allow Thomas to wilt in his lack of faith.

So, Apologetics have their uses.

Stay blessed.
PoliticsRe: JUST IN: Buhari Returns To Abuja After CHOGM In London by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:14am On Apr 22, 2018
We are too busy to welcome him.

I'm sure his lazy, jobless kids will represent the remaining youths at the airport.
PoliticsRe: The Shrine Called Enugu State High Court Nsukka Division by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:06am On Apr 22, 2018
It's just dilapidated like most government buildings not being used by politicians.

And I was expecting to see one "Igbudu" statue spattered with human blood.

OP be careful o.
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Graduates With Distinction From Nigerian Institute Of Journalism by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:00am On Apr 22, 2018
Itzonlyme:
Waoh!so proud of him..but he is not Igbo..would have gotten a bottle of Hero for him asap.
Not to worry.

Your Igbo Big Bros Don Jazzy will pop some XO for him because he appreciates excellence above tribe.
PoliticsRe: Why Makarfi Is The Most Credible Alternative For Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m):
Paperwhite:
Tonye you don start again right?
Make de guy no chop again?

Abi you get work wey you wan give an?
RomanceRe: After Promising Marriage, Lady Gets Her Boyfriend Beaten For Trying To Dump Her by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:23pm On Apr 21, 2018
Police to man "behind counter":

"......just date her nau....."

grin grin grin grin grin grin

Laff yaff kee me for hia ooooo!
Foreign AffairsRe: Jacob Zuma To Marry Nonkanyiso Conco As 7th Wife by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:28pm On Apr 21, 2018
grin

Zuma Zuma!!!

PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Blasts Nigerian Ministers In US For Shunning Meeting With Investors by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:27pm On Apr 21, 2018
OOOOOHHHH GOOOOODDD!!

cry
RomanceRe: My Pre-wedding Picture. We Met On 2go by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:22pm On Apr 21, 2018
The second pic, tho'.....

"That highway" has been well traveled by these guys.....
PoliticsRe: Critics Inciting Youths Against Buhari –lai Mohammed by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:20pm On Apr 21, 2018
Naaaaahhhh.....

He did that himself.

But that's not my business.....

SportsRe: Odion Ighalo Set New Goal Record In Chinese Super League by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2018
Hope he will prove himself where it matters most........

Careers are made or marred at the World Cup.

Russia is coming.....

CelebritiesRe: Arrest: Runtown Blasts Okwudili Umenyiora, His Record Label Boss, Dilly by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:05pm On Apr 21, 2018
iamsirmichael1:
Laws of power!

Never outshine your master.

Runtown isn't playing his card well. He's fighting the hand that feeds him. He'll sooner than later fade into oblivion.
Never outshine your master TO HIS FACE!

The trick is not to put yourself under another man for life but to eat away at his supports till he falls as you rise to take his place.

Maybe Runtown's done that already and we are just seeing the Coup dé grace.
EducationRe: Meet Emmanuel Tochukwu Edward , The Best Graduating Student At NIJ 2018 by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:58pm On Apr 21, 2018
Tockukwu,

You are a sharp guy from the looks of you.

You better go and start a business FAAAAST!

Nigeria is not kind to deserving folks like you.
EducationRe: Meet Emmanuel Tochukwu Edward , The Best Graduating Student At NIJ 2018 by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:58pm On Apr 21, 2018
You better go and start a business FAAAAST!
CrimeRe: Soldiers Brutalise Man After His Name Was Substituted In Recrutiment In Jos(pics by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:48pm On Apr 21, 2018
Hmmmm....

Nigerian youth even find work go Army wia e fit die...... den still use magomago commot in name disgrace an like dis!

Meanwhile one yeye man wey in pikin no get job pass to ride okada with no passenger so taaaay e break head for coal tar open in toilet mouth tok say we lazy.....
CrimeRe: Missing Girl Who Left Her School With A Guy In Delta State (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:44pm On Apr 21, 2018
See as she do face like pessin wey no dey hear word!

Na her mama I just dey pity....

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