₦airaland Forum

Maybe na even de Offa goons be dis sef.......

Make den baff Champagne till tomorrow.

Last-last na water den go still baff like all normal Niggas.

Last-last na water den go still baff like all normal Niggas.

cyndy1000:
Smomeone's Mother... Someone's Future Wife.

Attention Seekers.

A woman with a newborn who was smoking weed in the same room as the baby......

The guy who will marry this one must have his head screwed on sideways.

Hian!

Davido no gree marry you, u no even suspect say baby mama no be achievement!

You dey snap pishure upandan meanwhile den almost collect de pikin for ya hand last time.

Your fifteen brain cells no fit advise you make you find sumtin do for ya life.

See muscological musculature!

This one's husband needs to take a post-graduate course in "tact and courtesy" as one hot slap from this lady will reset his past, present and future!

salvationproject:
Greatest fellow Nigerians, President Muhammadu Buhari have put up the mandate to us to make Nigeria great again by declaring his intention for second term.
This man means we'll for Nigerians,
He entered office in 2015:
1. And since 2016,boko-haram became handicap to attack.
2. And now Looters are afraid of the name Nigeria.
3. And all is set for the payment of 5000 to all Nigerian youths.
4. And now bag of rice that was N22000 is N5000.
5. And now though dollar is high, it decreasing rate shows that in the next quarter of the year, 000.01 naira will be equal to 1 dollar and perhaps people have never been this rich in other regime compare to our great PMB regime.
6. Millions of employment everyday as those who were even sack are now getting more better jobs.
7. No strikes in our tertiary institutions again.
8. Great infrastructures now showing up every now and then both in the SS, SE, NE, NW, NC, SW... Just name it.
9. Improvement in public health care that even the president son and family are now attended to medically in Nigeria.
10. Nigeria is now written with integrity all over the world that if we can extend PMB tenure to 2023 and even add more years, a permanent seat in the UN is sure for us.

Let support this man of change forever.
#ISaiBaba #ISaiChange
Written by an educated elite.

I hope people won't swear for you with this your misplaced sarcasm.

Hawking close to a building being demolished?

To which customers?

People who should sensibly be hundereds of metres away from such a place?

No safety officers or even policemen to drive her from there?

What am I even saying? Should she set up there at all?

RIP sha.

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Continue with your baboon superstitions like the dumb black monkey you are and then be thinking someone else is a child.

Ode oshi!

I will not curse your children and unborn child because that would just be calamitically unfair. For fck sake, they already have your dumb genes. It is already a significantly bad start in life.

You still call people "fucktards" after all these years!

Accidental Governor!

Mentally challenged egomaniacal cretin!

Even your village people won't vote for the Oppressor-General of the Federal Republic.

You yourself are destined for the dustbin of history!

SamuelAnyawu:
Third World Country Politics

Hardly.

Liberals did same when Trump won.

princeSammyz:
Poor Child... Only God knows how much she had to endure

A 37 year old mother of 2 who has been married 18 years is hardly a child.

Dis one na IGBOJUMOKE the weed bread seller.

MeBadGan:
Hush kini?

Make e hire am take selfie come broke finally make we for hear word, na.

I just know say na dat Benin bypass.

That's how they caused one courier service bus to hit a parked trailer last month, on the Edo LGA election day.

Oya,

Hushpuppi and fellow showoff wastrels,

Over to you.

Thegeneralqueen:
Mummy is being awhile

Meanwhile
Is that woman yemi alade's mum..... just asking for clarance

Clearance ko, permission ni.

See waist like washing mashine!

Chai........Jona don enta one-chance!

Mavrodi......

Sharp guy!

When she wan get belle I hope say no be dat time she go know say den don commot her spare parts.

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
When i met falz never knew that nigga was very short

At what point did you find out?

Before, during or after you met him?

Nothing special about the age, when the competition is among peers of the same grade.

The topic made me rush to click, thinking I would see the 12-year-old savant who beat graduates to the prize.

I mean, it's a competition. Someone's got to win.

Jochabed:
PDP or APC,let God's will be done.

Must it be either of them?

UNILAG no go give am admission o.

TheTrueSeeker:
What about the owners of the cars reporting to the police first that their cars had been stolen before they were abandoned by the robbers? The Law expects you to make an entry in the nearest Police station whenever your sensitive items are stolen so if those items were used for crime, you won't be termed an accomplise

What if they say you stole all the other vehicles and reported yours as stolen as a preemptive move?

E be like say you neva get case with Askari before.

I pray say make e no hapun o.

I visited hit FB page and saw posts saying he is OK and the story is a lie.

That remains to be seen.

Neimar:
I feel like removing her white cloth nd spilling her boobs

Eeeeeeewwwwwwrrrrrgggh!

*pukes*

The tyrannical idiot that thinks he can win in Osun.

Can someone please tell this murderous goon that "Adedibu-esque politics" of guns and cutlasses is now out of date in the Southwest?

Now because there is a faction issue this fucktardd has burned the flags of the party he hopes will give him the governorship ticket!

Way to go, Einstein!

hardywaltz:
They will soon call the late man an APC agent

No be APC man dey use millions cut grass?

If APC na de best option omo we don enta one chance!

Nedfed:
You sure she no dey lie?
Cos she looks like bam bam twins sista

Chai!

Bambam yaff suffer o!

kernel502:
SARS couldn't arrest him because of local vigilanti...(Laughing).

You never jam Kogi vigilante.

Meanwhile, if you were expecting SARS to open fire like they would if they were arresting one innocent bus conductor, I have news for you:

"All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others"............(Orwell)

lawalosky:
those lists are trash if u understand what I really mean...

Elder statesmen are people who have held positions of power and are now retired.

It's like calling Gates, Buffet and Zuckerberg elder statesmen just because they have money, instead of Bush, Clinton and Co.