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Beauty that can't outlast a shower ain't beauty at all.

All I see is paint.

Wetin

purem:
check the name very well

The totality of his identity is afonjanity

We are on the lead

Here u go flapobians (drug lord)

I know some Malgwis.

I can say authoritatively that he's from the Northeast (Borno to be exact).

I'm Yoruba, but that's fact.

Fact before sentiment.

Tesla, Volvo and Co mist hear this, because they seem set to tip over the balance yet again by knocking demand down a bit.

Sounds like good news.....

It has to be true to really be good news, though.

PuntHunt:
What else could be worse than death

Mass death.

Demolishing a building that was connected to the power grid via underground cabling could cause a thing like this.

It would have been worse if it was raining.

These vultures should keep the putrid cesspools they call mouths shut, abeg!

Fresh air scarce these days.

NwaAmaikpe:



This one will be good at only shaving eye brows and pubic hair.
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I think I will open a thread to campaign for your permanent IP ban.

Dis fat guy kidney go cost well well.

Make e no just take mistake near Libya, India or South America o.

Pidginwhisper:
"Rich ppl disease" in this context means No one would want to be poor and have cancer..it's a deadly combo.

OK o.

You know say I just chop, daz why I no understand dat your English.

Presenting paper yet unidentified?

Was he not invited to the podium?
As in, called by name to by the emcee to give his presentation?

Oga, RIP, jare!

I know say na one amebo carry de news go give blogger wey still publish de tin widout details.

These bloggers need to be flogged.

Pidginwhisper:
poor ppl no too dey get am.

I will need authentic medical statistics before I accept this assertion of yours.

Pidginwhisper:
Cancer=Rich People Disease

RIP to the young woman

Only rich pipu dem dey get cancer.

Wehdone.

Prolly married with kids of her own.

Well, goes to show how transient life is and how we ought to spend less time on irrelevant frivolities and more on impacting our generation for good.

Irrespective of the scale, let us do good to our fellow man.

Boju-Boju Politics!

FEEEDEEEFEEEE!

FOOOWEEEER!

FEEEDEEEFEEEE!

SHARE DE MONEY!

So make I come do wetin?

Every Igbo man should know this.

Except those who want to marry Afonja.

Atiku's publicist is on drugs.

See those forearms and wrists like a fourteen year old's?

Those belong to someone who has not been to the gym in the last 20years. At least!

Well, he who will be fooled, will be fooled.

mccoy47:
being broke and being dead, what's the diff?

Broke don't spend and dead don't breathe!

Simple enough for yuh?

NwaAmaikpe:



Some women are heartless.
Your husband is dead because you refused to sleep with the policeman.
Now, who were you saving the kpekus for?

I wonder why so much importance is attached to sex.
Sometimes I wish humans were like goats and lizards who shag freely without unnecessary bottlenecks.

#EndSARS.

I won't forgive this as a mere troll

You dey mad, I swear!

In fact, na opio your wife go be, saving your life everywhere with Fulani herdsmen who might kill you if she refuses.

Were oshi.

desreek9:
I've always wondered what they mean when they say "and lead us not into temptation" even Jesus Christ was tempted three times.

op abeg remove that "catholics and pentecostals", pentecostals dnt recite that

Who was the source of the temptation?

Certainly not "Our Father who art in Heaven".

Nothing do day prayer, abegi.

These are the kind of Igbos that need rallying around and full support.
Watch governors and senators ignore these guys yet they had time for Kanu.

BruncleZuma:


To those who've never been in a jail before, the first 100lines is called buttering up; the problem is, Buhari can neither read nor write.

For the above clarification, Sir, we who have never been to jail thank you.

MhizzAJ:
She's still a learner where Roman goddess is

Roman Goddess wey be like water buffalo?

She's all size and no proportions.

3. Franco Baresi.

apalemighty01:
CALM DOWN. THAT NUMBER IS RESERVED FOR A LEGEND. #XAVI.

I'm talking of Roberto Carlos you're talking Xavi.

Bikiaful o.

BagWay:
krav maga
pls teach me more moves.
im ready to kill any robber dah messes wit me
and i will upload his dead body on nairaland

I seriously wanna learn Krav Maga.

Any master in this country at all?

Has anyone mentioned No 6?

Roberto Carlos?

lovelylad:
Can you see the Horse here?

De horse nostrils name de froggee eye.

So Libya was the closest place you could go?

Keep consoling yaseff, you hear?