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No be Ali and Simbi be that with mr Agbo? I no even remember again. Plss do girls still play ten-ten and tinko-tinko in primary schools today? |
In my village it is illegal for women to be pissing while standing. ![]() |
My village sef na popular non-capital o. |
Divine judgment for excessive sex carnivals and gay approval |
J12: Over 70 per cent of these assassinations occurred during the administration of Olusegun Obasanjo. Yet, some people will call him a great leader.You're so out of point. Can Obasanjo (1man) be everywhere and know everything at anytime. What are the ministers, SSS, armed forces and other cabinet arms there for. Is the president going to secure their ends for them? Go and study history of leaders my dear. A nation is too large for 1 man to get rid of all the traitors in it. -Martin luther king was a great leader. He couldn't do anything to stop John kennedy's assassination in his time -Idi amin was a tough leader, yet he almost died thrice in assasination spearheaded by his cabinet members -Some killings had happened in Abacha's name even before Abacha himself found out. -Even Jesus who knew tomorrow from today could not stop the traitor in his cabinet from betrayal -Judas I'm sure u'll be too coward to lead |
If you have 50k and your mother is dieing in the hospital. Girls will call u a perfect gentleman if you allow your mother to rot on the sick bed and use the 50k to take them to shoprite. Infact you will be their boo!!! Abi I lie? |
Whatever |
Abeg I like you jawe. Say person be diva no mean say make you no chop wetin you like. You're being your real self! |
You try but you sure say you no evolve from APE? ![]() |
I can't take the car out cuz of artificial lagoon. The last time I tried it, na 5 different faults the car develop |
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Guy u mumu o. Is there ever a saint in politics before? Have u ever seen an upright politician without at least a little shaddy act? Even the so called active Fashola has some of your tax in his account. What matters is how much interest of the masses they have in mind and show in action. We have seen much from him in a short while compared to the Poverty Development Party (PDP) U know how much El-rufai siphon inside him account? Everybody know say d oga of lagos agbero no fit be saint before so 4get that thing. No dey talk like woman. APC better pass PDP abeg. Na PDP gongon be ally of corruption |
T. Orji has dragged down the prestige of abia indigenes. It shows dat d politics of abia is really a terrible game. I guess he has too many mouths to settle if he must remain governor. |
A PERSON WHO HIMSELF NEEDS DELIVERANCE CANNOT DELIVER A STATE!!! |
Abia state must be in serious bondage. Even the uncivilized bill board shows it. |
I've never lied before. From the day I was born. In fact from my mother's womb I've always said d truth. Believe me. I swear to God ![]() |
Hmm. Well, all I know is that its a COWARD man that arouses the love of a lady with no intention of loving her And ladies too should learn to love reality even when it seem unattractive than admiring blooming lies and fakes... |
Which blog did you get it from |
blink182: Major-general Patrick Aziza is dead at the age of 67, he died on Saturday.Firstly, I like ur short and concise post. Unlike d long scroll weh some people dey post. Well, our old Generals don dey reduce for naija o. E be like say na OBJ be d next oldest. Make we dey prepare for him obituary too o. It can happen anytime o. Lolz |
idupaul: I know ur type ..U want a totally submissive and sub servient husbandHaba!!! Na admiration envy dey worry you. Every woman likes men who help with household chores. I cook too and I'm likeable for that. You too be who your wife wants you to be. Don't force ur wife to be what you want always |
EBOLA PREGNANCY!!! |
A bone at hand is better than an unseen bread. Is it even confirmed that the ZMAPP cures the disease or only helps to manage it like HIV antiretrovirals Besides Ebola kills within 2wks after contact. Have the lagos state government considered how many patients will die before ZMAPP arrives |
okotv: false, and watch what you say ...No mind d guy. He think say hm fit use unconfirmed news deceive everybody |
E be like say na d 1st time u go travel from village be this. We sha don see you. But just if u mind. I'm 1 of those who use to shit in plates in Ojuelegba in those days as a boy |
databoy247: It is not known for sure as at the time of writing what prompted the barring, but it may be connected to ....Guy I'm surprised you can bc "WHAT IS NOT KNOWN FOR SURE" I guess your understanding about social media too is under "MAYBE". Get real facts plssss |
The failed recruitment na small thing. Na the foolish good-for-nothing animal who calls himself the interior minister weh still dey in office na hm funny pass. Apart from say Jonathan no see d necessity to comot am, himself is not even showing any remorse about the blood that was lost through his SELFISH EGOCENTRIC CARELESS SHABBY and SHAMEFUL action. Mtchewww ![]() |
Who go come ban lagos agbero for all the bus-stops. |
omenka: Quick conclusionU're right bro. I don't think this eleojo guy knows how long the CONFAB has been going on for him to say its a quick conclusion at this time. |
eleojo23: Why the quick conclusion?Cuz time and public resources are too precious and limited to waste. Things like the CONFAB is why Nigeria can't live within its budget plan or haven't you realized the amount spent at the end of every year escalates the initially planned exorbitant amount. That's why the GDP value at d end of every year is embarrassing compared to the budget invested. |
Nawa o. Why some nairalanders like long-long stories like this. It bores nw. |
I've seen a girl who stays alone in a well furnished self-contain room and living responsibly. But there are these things about her: 1)She be chronic deeper life 2)Na her room/veranda dem dey do house fellowship and many other church meetings 3)Her house is in the open surrounded by lots of neighbors who knw her by name and where she could be at some certain time. I tell you, a girl fit no be deeper o(dat's not my point) but the 3rd condition is hardly met by most single girls living alone. Dat's why they appear like not being responsible and being unsafe |
Abeg. Na from twitter u go pack these pics jawe. I've seen almost all on twitter long before now But to those who are not on twitter, wish you an adventurous view ooo! |


Bro are you just arriving from Pluto?? A lot other elderly and learned folks have said this even before the conference started!!