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EducationRe: Who Can Remember This Pic by Jesuspistol(m): 11:43am On Aug 22, 2014
No be Ali and Simbi be that with mr Agbo? I no even remember again.

Plss do girls still play ten-ten and tinko-tinko in primary schools today?
PoliticsRe: 67 Ridiculous Laws From Around The World That Still Actually Exist by Jesuspistol(m): 11:36am On Aug 22, 2014
In my village it is illegal for women to be pissing while standing. grin
TravelRe: 10 Most Popular Non-capital Cities/towns In Nigeria by Jesuspistol(m): 7:38am On Aug 22, 2014
My village sef na popular non-capital o.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Severe Drought Hits Brazil's Largest City by Jesuspistol(m): 7:22am On Aug 22, 2014
Divine judgment for excessive sex carnivals and gay approval
PoliticsRe: Some Political High Profile Assassination In Nigeria by Jesuspistol(m): 7:05am On Aug 22, 2014
J12: Over 70 per cent of these assassinations occurred during the administration of Olusegun Obasanjo. Yet, some people will call him a great leader.
You're so out of point. Can Obasanjo (1man) be everywhere and know everything at anytime. What are the ministers, SSS, armed forces and other cabinet arms there for. Is the president going to secure their ends for them?

Go and study history of leaders my dear. A nation is too large for 1 man to get rid of all the traitors in it.

-Martin luther king was a great leader. He couldn't do anything to stop John kennedy's assassination in his time

-Idi amin was a tough leader, yet he almost died thrice in assasination spearheaded by his cabinet members

-Some killings had happened in Abacha's name even before Abacha himself found out.

-Even Jesus who knew tomorrow from today could not stop the traitor in his cabinet from betrayal -Judas

I'm sure u'll be too coward to lead
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Description Of A Gentleman by Jesuspistol(m): 11:52pm On Aug 21, 2014
If you have 50k and your mother is dieing in the hospital. Girls will call u a perfect gentleman if you allow your mother to rot on the sick bed and use the 50k to take them to shoprite. Infact you will be their boo!!! Abi I lie?
CelebritiesRe: Empress Njamah Buys Roadside Delicacy – Photos by Jesuspistol(m):
Whatever
CelebritiesRe: Empress Njamah Buys Roadside Delicacy – Photos by Jesuspistol(m): 5:41pm On Aug 21, 2014
Abeg I like you jawe. Say person be diva no mean say make you no chop wetin you like. You're being your real self!
EducationRe: 9 Lies You Were (probably) Taught In School by Jesuspistol(m): 9:49am On Aug 21, 2014
You try but you sure say you no evolve from APE? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rain Falling In Lagos by Jesuspistol(m): 8:58am On Aug 21, 2014
I can't take the car out cuz of artificial lagoon. The last time I tried it, na 5 different faults the car develop
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rain Falling In Lagos by Jesuspistol(m): 8:57am On Aug 21, 2014
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PoliticsRe: APC: An Ally Of Corruption by Jesuspistol(m): 7:41am On Aug 21, 2014
Guy u mumu o. Is there ever a saint in politics before? Have u ever seen an upright politician without at least a little shaddy act? Even the so called active Fashola has some of your tax in his account.

What matters is how much interest of the masses they have in mind and show in action. We have seen much from him in a short while compared to the Poverty Development Party (PDP) U know how much El-rufai siphon inside him account?

Everybody know say d oga of lagos agbero no fit be saint before so 4get that thing. No dey talk like woman. APC better pass PDP abeg. Na PDP gongon be ally of corruption
TravelRe: This Is Abia State (recent Pics & Comments Made By Abians) by Jesuspistol(m): 7:13am On Aug 21, 2014
T. Orji has dragged down the prestige of abia indigenes.

It shows dat d politics of abia is really a terrible game. I guess he has too many mouths to settle if he must remain governor.
PoliticsRe: What I Saw In Umuahia, Abia State Last Week (picture) by Jesuspistol(m): 7:03am On Aug 21, 2014
A PERSON WHO HIMSELF NEEDS DELIVERANCE CANNOT DELIVER A STATE!!!
PoliticsRe: What I Saw In Umuahia, Abia State Last Week (picture) by Jesuspistol(m): 7:02am On Aug 21, 2014
Abia state must be in serious bondage. Even the uncivilized bill board shows it.
Jokes EtcRe: The Lying Game.. by Jesuspistol(m): 11:16pm On Aug 20, 2014
I've never lied before. From the day I was born. In fact from my mother's womb I've always said d truth. Believe me. I swear to God grin
RomanceRe: 10 Signs He's Not Going To Propose Marriage by Jesuspistol(m): 1:36pm On Aug 20, 2014
Hmm. Well, all I know is that its a COWARD man that arouses the love of a lady with no intention of loving her

And ladies too should learn to love reality even when it seem unattractive than admiring blooming lies and fakes...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Origin Of Some Common Nigerian Pigin by Jesuspistol(m): 8:53pm On Aug 19, 2014
Which blog did you get it from
PoliticsRe: General Patrick Aziza Is Dead by Jesuspistol(m): 7:53pm On Aug 18, 2014
blink182: Major-general Patrick Aziza is dead at the age of 67, he died on Saturday.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Aziza
Firstly, I like ur short and concise post. Unlike d long scroll weh some people dey post.

Well, our old Generals don dey reduce for naija o. E be like say na OBJ be d next oldest. Make we dey prepare for him obituary too o. It can happen anytime o. Lolz
FoodRe: A Picture Of Vincent Enyeama Cooking Okro Soup by Jesuspistol(m): 4:50pm On Aug 18, 2014
idupaul: I know ur type ..U want a totally submissive and sub servient husband grin grin
Haba!!! Na admiration envy dey worry you. Every woman likes men who help with household chores. I cook too and I'm likeable for that. You too be who your wife wants you to be. Don't force ur wife to be what you want always
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Confirms Being Pregnant (photo) by Jesuspistol(m): 1:17pm On Aug 18, 2014
EBOLA PREGNANCY!!!
HealthRe: Lagos Rejects Ebola Trial Drug, Nano Silver by Jesuspistol(m): 8:51am On Aug 16, 2014
A bone at hand is better than an unseen bread.

Is it even confirmed that the ZMAPP cures the disease or only helps to manage it like HIV antiretrovirals

Besides Ebola kills within 2wks after contact. Have the lagos state government considered how many patients will die before ZMAPP arrives
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Barred From Entering The UK by Jesuspistol(m): 8:31am On Aug 16, 2014
okotv: false, and watch what you say ...
No mind d guy. He think say hm fit use unconfirmed news deceive everybody
CultureRe: Culture Shock: Have You Ever Experienced It? by Jesuspistol(m): 8:07am On Aug 16, 2014
E be like say na d 1st time u go travel from village be this. We sha don see you.

But just if u mind. I'm 1 of those who use to shit in plates in Ojuelegba in those days as a boy
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Barred From Entering The UK by Jesuspistol(m): 7:53am On Aug 16, 2014
databoy247: It is not known for sure as at the time of writing what prompted the barring, but it may be connected to ....
Guy I'm surprised you can bc "WHAT IS NOT KNOWN FOR SURE" I guess your understanding about social media too is under "MAYBE".

Get real facts plssss
PoliticsRe: Failed IMMIGRATION Recruitment, Another Report Gone? by Jesuspistol(m):
The failed recruitment na small thing. Na the foolish good-for-nothing animal who calls himself the interior minister weh still dey in office na hm funny pass. Apart from say Jonathan no see d necessity to comot am, himself is not even showing any remorse about the blood that was lost through his SELFISH EGOCENTRIC CARELESS SHABBY and SHAMEFUL action. Mtchewww undecided
PoliticsRe: Breaking News!! FG Bans Tax Collection By LG Thugs On High Ways by Jesuspistol(m): 8:19am On Aug 15, 2014
Who go come ban lagos agbero for all the bus-stops.
PoliticsRe: Confab Is Waste Of Time, Keyamo Insists by Jesuspistol(m): 7:06am On Aug 15, 2014
omenka: Quick conclusionhuh Bro are you just arriving from Pluto?? A lot other elderly and learned folks have said this even before the conference started!!

As long as there is no legislation backing it up it remains a charade!!!
U're right bro. I don't think this eleojo guy knows how long the CONFAB has been going on for him to say its a quick conclusion at this time.
PoliticsRe: Confab Is Waste Of Time, Keyamo Insists by Jesuspistol(m): 7:01am On Aug 15, 2014
eleojo23: Why the quick conclusion?
Cuz time and public resources are too precious and limited to waste. Things like the CONFAB is why Nigeria can't live within its budget plan or haven't you realized the amount spent at the end of every year escalates the initially planned exorbitant amount. That's why the GDP value at d end of every year is embarrassing compared to the budget invested.
IslamRe: The "Fingerprints" Of GOD by Jesuspistol(m): 6:48am On Aug 15, 2014
Nawa o. Why some nairalanders like long-long stories like this. It bores nw.
FamilyRe: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Stay Alone? by Jesuspistol(m):
I've seen a girl who stays alone in a well furnished self-contain room and living responsibly. But there are these things about her:

1)She be chronic deeper life
2)Na her room/veranda dem dey do house fellowship and many other church meetings
3)Her house is in the open surrounded by lots of neighbors who knw her by name and where she could be at some certain time.

I tell you, a girl fit no be deeper o(dat's not my point) but the 3rd condition is hardly met by most single girls living alone. Dat's why they appear like not being responsible and being unsafe
Nairaland GeneralRe: 21 Death-defying Photos That Will Make Your Heart Skip A Beat! by Jesuspistol(m): 10:54pm On Aug 13, 2014
Abeg. Na from twitter u go pack these pics jawe. I've seen almost all on twitter long before now

But to those who are not on twitter, wish you an adventurous view ooo!

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