₦airaland Forum

toshmann: I had this conversation once:
Oyibo man: where are you from
Toshmann: Ohio. And you?
Oyibo man: I'm from Montana, but where are you from originally?
Toshmann: I was born in Nigeria, and where are you from originally?
Oyibo man: so you are nigerian. I was born in Colorado.
Toshmann: no, where are you from originally?
Oyibo man: Colorado
Toshmann: no no no, Colorado originally belongs to the native Americans, where did your ancestors come from?
Oyibo man: o, ok, my maternal grandfather is from portugal while my paternal grandparents are from Bulgaria.
Toshmann: ok, so you are BULGARIAN
Oyibo man: sort of( looking embarrased)
Toshmann: not sort of, that's what you really are( looking mischievous )

He has never called me foreigner again

Built2last: There is one way out of this mess. Take a census of the tribes in the army and publish it for ! Nigerians to see. It will be clear which tribe has dominated the army for over 50 years. When someone arises to right wrongs people will wake to evil agitation. Obj came to power in 1999 and retired many generals and divided the armoury to all regions of Nigeria and they shouted that he was giving preference to Yoruba people.until we accept Merritt as a country, we may continue to be on auto reverse..

pato405: ..but what stopped the Nigerian student from answering the question first. I think the provocative way she answered it triggered the outrageous outburst. Typical Nigerian way of answering questions.

Q: Where are you from?

A: what does it matter where I'm from.

the lady from Spain answered directly 'I'm from Spain' she didn't bite her. I think she should have answered first and watched for the psycho woman's reaction. If she passes a compliment about Nigeria, then fine, else ....Maul her silly. I usually look at you directly in the face and tell you outrightly..'I'm from Nigeria', then I'll wait for your reaction. Anyway, they just smile and say Okay or nice.

dayokanu: Agege bread and Ewa Agonyin

Amala and Gbegiri

UNILAG babes

Eisenhower: https://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20130123/00016c8b5de01269c9fb01.jpg


Mourners nearly died of shock when a 101-year-old woman sat up and spoke - as she was being put in her coffin.

Peng Xiuhua asked why so many people were in her house in Lianjiang, Guangdong province, China.

Peng, who lived alone, had taken a tumble and hurt herself so her two daughters, who are in their 70s, were looking after her.

However, 10 days later her daughters could not detect a heartbeat and her body had gone stiff so she was declared dead.

The daughters gave her a bath, an undertaker dressed her and they were about to put her in her coffin when she came back to life.

Peng said: “I am a lucky woman.

"Not only did I get to see how many people care for me, but I also woke up before they took me to the crematorium,” she said.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dead-woman-sits-up-and-speaks-1567510

masterpiecer: Yeah, african foods r more hot n spicy, dats y I can kill for dem, instead of stuffing myself wit high cholesterol junk, I'd rather go wit boli n nuts or palm oil, that's also a snack too

I Hate 9ja: although i still dey 9ja.....but if eventually i travel.
The only thing i would miss is not paying taxes....in 9ja

masterpiecer: mmmm, dats a whole to be missing, naija dishes na bomb, if i ever leave home, i guess that what i would miss first , but i'm so patriotic, still on naija things

Matrin: What is d meanin of S.E pls?

Tolexander: lol!
Nigeria where you see a bike ridder almost being hit by a nissan armanda calling the driver olosi(wretched fellow) who is wretched between them?
A nation where a chelsea fan will say stoke city can't beat 'me' as if he is Abrahimovic.
A country where a couple will collectivety give birth to a child and the husband will say woman, come and carry your child as if he isn't the father.
A society where the husband will be recieving #100 per month with the woman recieving a wage of #1000 per day, and the woman still looking up to the man for the children's school fees, home management allowance and 'owo obe' Without the wife contributing any of her pay.
A community where the religious leader has 4 private jets and the members with no bicycle knowing not what to take for dinner would be told to make a #1000 contribution for the religious leader's birthday party and mum's funeral ceremony.
A club where a #5 stealer is a thief but a $1 billion mismanager is an hero.
A kingdom where a dog will not try to chase a squirel but try to chase the shadow of the flying hawk thinking it will catch the hawk (trying to be metaphorical here with our useless leaders that abandon meaninful/achievable projects to do unachievable ones)
A site where most things done don't affect the price of garri.

panafrican: This is an insult. You arrest this woman on drug issue why protray her as HIV positive ?
This being said,one can ask why is Nigeria publicizing this arrest which is nothing but miscellaneous? First go arrest her nigerian husband before all this hyping because he could well be the kingpin.

juman: nigeria is not home.

Home is a place where you are and feel safe, comfortable and happy. nigeria is opposite of that.

juman: nigeria is not home.

Home is a place where you are and feel safe, comfortable and happy. nigeria is opposite of that.

Kamanda: This Ify guy and his other 40laptop goats should organise an event at any market place in Nigeria and present these as achievement to the people.

jp philips: it pays to keep shut esp when you are h0rny