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tiniyata: OP another guy that digz your wife has asked her to get the tatoo,or he prolly was the one that did it,if not why was she hiding it from you,and come to think of it,how can a married woman go naked for another man to tatoo? thats preposterous! the guy go just de finger the punny join. . .kai its painful,i really do feel the OP pain. but wait o,which kind tatoo did she draw on her kpekus? if its a big dikc na im be say your own don finish o.

Baaaaaad Nigga.

Ramcie: Congrats Joyce Banda. Just imagining what it wld be like to have Patience Jonathan as our President

LAILAI FOR LAILAI...IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN...TUFIAKWA

Prophet TB Joshua is undeniably a Prophet.However people,Prophecies should not be the bases of attending church.It is your FAITH IN GOD.

What could make poster happy?
1.The hubby admits his 'stray'-CONFESSION
2.The hubby genuinely apologises and seek to make her happy-REPENTANCE...even if he's to carry the game faaaaaaaaaaar away.
3.She be willing to let go of the memory-FORGIVENESS.
afterall,He is your man,even when his eyes and mind strays,He is still your property which no other woman can own.
Try that and see.

bookface: What you are giving her is a tool to bring suspicions and mistrust into her marriage, none of which will help her current situation.

Bro,right now,she does NOT trust the man,and the SUSPICION is very high.
Case sample,I met an ex,exchange pleasantries and contact numbers and as such we were communicating,steady.First wrong move,I didn't share the 'meeting'with my current queen.
Less than 6 weeks of meeting and constant exchange of calls and messages,I got carried away by the past encounter.remembered her birthday,sent her an sms and ended it with her pet name.I forgot to delete from 'sent box' and guess what? Same night my queen needed to use my airtime and curiously,she went to my sent box folder...for 3 days I noticed some changes,but alas within 8 days I couldn't bear it anymore.I knew I'm in the house with my steady woman but she was far from me.Upon my demand to know "what is wrong"her QUIET" response was to show me a copy of my sent message and my ex number with details of ALL the time I had been calling her.Bro,I had to spill the beans as I want peace in my EDEN and want "my woman" back.
If it could work on me,it can work on her hubby. Unless he have no conscience.

1025: such prophecy shld come to nigeria abeg. we need it here because we have a very confused system.

Hehehehhhheheheh...u dey make me laff comot tear for eyes hehehehehehehe

@poster.....Let it all out here.Your oga was and have always been browsing d girls "website"and u were un-fortunate to have caught him in an enclosed situation. Don't let us deny it.
Now if you want to get him spilling the beans,"pretext"is the key.Act as if you are not suspecting him. in fact,when serving him food,always keep that devilish smile on.Always look him straight in the eyes when chatting and keep your responses short.don't deny him sex,yet take your mind off the fun,just be there but not really there .He too will know and trust me as a man,no matter how sweet the 'outside match 'might seem,we don't want to loose our home or our women.
Even if he has to lie,he will soon confess.

@poster,Thank God for 'Favour'.also Thank God for your parents and all those who did not relent in interceeding for you when you were posted to the "code red" state.
Yours truly,many of them could be very very surprisingly good and nice,as long as RELIGION is not involved.
This however is one of the many advantages of NYSC.

1.Depends on the relationship of the trio.if the 'samaritan' is elderly and related to the couple,nothing wrong per se.however the mode of presentation of the said amount matters.if its some couple of thousands (not in big tens of K's)no prob,but if its huge,then the samaritans presentation is 'haughty',demeaning to the woman's husband as if saying "you aint gat what it takes to pamper babes like your woman".
2.If the 'giver' is a friend,relative of likely same age,he should quietly give her the money as if saying "use this to buy coke".That way her oga won't feel he's been relegated.

An african man can overlook some things but not like LAPPING his wife or degrade him before his woman. Na war be dat o.

But most important,the couple should just understand each other and not allow 'coins' come between them.

donroxy: Gallantry at times may be Foolishness....shouting 'odechi' where F21 is launchin missile is foolishness not Gallantry or act of warrior........

Some people will jus talk w'out considerin d 'contextual meanin' of what dey re sayin bou stick to d mere dictionary meanin(denotative)... COWARD!!

Even d bible says blessin to whom approach it with wizenry(i didnt quote pls)....

Here in Nigeria, we ve seen Ndigbo,yoruba(most esp Xtians) sayin 'Allah Akbar' in other to Avoid bein lynched in the Kano,Kaduna riot in d 3rd rebublic Vice Versa( for muslim too).......

Op, u re a wise man,if u were to meet people like 'Beaf' there,u wud ve been lynched cuz no matter how u tried to defend ursef nd ur country,u will still be criticised nd maybe persecuted by them........just d way 'Beaf' is challengin U now without readin between d line...........

Though,Some nigerians ve Ego problem, u see a lady from Nakede claimin Owerri,u see some one from Agalabiri claimin Yenagoa the situation of OP is not Ego nor inferiority complex but SURVIVAL

Reported by a friend from Finland,many Nigerians claim kenyan,Ghanian,cameroon,Gambia in order to be free in d social system............so people wont look @ you as a potential terrorist or 419ers, so as not to be single out nor isolated......

Befor affirmin or condemnin who you are ,u ve to consider the environment and d people therein.........

Op, u re not a COWARD but a DIPLOMAT......atleast u accepted bein wrong but d situation require u to do so,U be DIPLOMAT..... And a patriot, ur Govt didnt give u d opportunity to be proud of ur self nd ur country, very soon, I pray, u will be proud of ur heritage.....

The Nigerian Government is d only machinery that can change Nigerians' mindset, d leaders should stop turning guys to thugs,armed robbers,Advance fee frauders(419) and d ladies to prostitutes nd mistress........

We shall survive...........in naija and abroad,amen!!!!!!!

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I think poster should have concluded with "Marry Mr Perfect that have it all".Is there no man or woman without a flaw which this society won't term as "Abuse"?.
Get real and be prepared to SERIOUSLY LEARN in marriage. There is and will never be a perfect man or woman or marriage,cos we all are IMPERFECT.
Welcome to reality.

udogati: This!

A few points to reconsider

1. The woman is a cleaning lady hired by the building management to clean the public areas. He began harassing her when she was on the ground floor. She ignored him. Cleaners usually start cleaning at the top most floor of a building, so she went up to the top floor to begin her tasks for the day. He followed her, and that's where he tried to take advantage of her.

2. The woman escaped him by getting into the lift, upon reaching the ground floor, she cried out for help from the Rela.

3. Nwankwo follow her in another lift, and when he saw the first Rela guy, he threw bricks at him. The Rela had to call in for backup.

4. The rest is well, is what we've read so far.

5. There are a few more reports that say Nwankwo was going to be married in 2 weeks. What the newspapers failed to report was that he was in a relationship with another local woman, a Muslim, who is a rice seller near the area. She is almost 50 years of age.

6. In Malaysia, believe it or not, there are many young Nigerian men who are in relationships with women who are far older than them. Not all are Malaysian women, some are Filipinas and Indonesians who work as maids, but almost all are from the lower income group. Love is never the reason, IMO, more like a case for survival in a foreign land.

7. There are no job opportunities in Malaysia, unless one has the money to get into business. MOST Nigerians are in the country on dodgy student visas. They attend no college, most sleep all day, are awake at night, prowling the area.

8. The building management brought in the Rela after the decomposed body of another Nigerian was found in the bushes at the end of last year.

9. The truth is, Nigerians have been behaving badly and there has been numerous reports of harassment, thus making the building management take drastic measures (like hiring the Rela and forbidding late night loitering and public drunkeness) to curb further calamities.

10. Nwankwo has been in the country for about 6 years or so. Since he was on a student visa, what could possibly have been his field of study that needed him to be there for 6 years?

With probable evidences as this from fellow nigerians in the community where the deceased was residing,there's no point trying to defend him or the actions of RELA.
For pete sake,imagine if the "deliquent"(can't regard him as a man) had done same to your younger sister or daughter,what would you have done?I SURE WOULD HAVE HIS JOHNNY YANKED AND TWISTED SO HARRRD IT WONT FUNCTION FOR MONTHS.
Imagine such behavior in a foreign land.Even if all the women are sluts,was he a good ambassador of his fatherland? Arrant Nonsense.

Hmm this just gave me another idea,when next I'm asked where I come from,I simply answer BAKASSI.....small country which shares border with Cameroon(abi camroun) and Nigeria.live the rest for them to figure out.

obimind: My dear, it rarely occur the way u jst said it,especially when u find urself living with a woman who happens to be a nagging machine.

obimind: My dear, it rarely occur the way u jst said it,especially when u find urself living with a woman who happens to be a nagging machine.

obimind: My dear, it rarely occur the way u jst said it,especially when u find urself living with a woman who happens to be a nagging machine.

My bro...hmmm a nagging woman needs divine help o.else,d man will do either of the two,wake up one morning pack all his luggage and zoom off never looking back....or worse,when she starts,enters the bedroom,load his gun and aim at her yapping mouth for PERMANENT SILENCE.*shiver at the thought*.

GLO BIS have been very good and faithful.I will remain on their network as that everyone using BB in my household uses.

This is why I appreciate dora akunyilli.but now...she too is after the BIG BUCKS.

Old flames could spark back to life. Move on and don't ever consider it.

As a guy man,mine was wonderful with little or no difference from when we were dating.I knew I was ready to tie the knot and likewise my woman so,sacrifices must be made.
We just dey like boyfriend girlfriend throughout that time.
What peeps must understand is,MOST of the things you use to do and enjoy while single,which does not necessarily support marriage must be done away with.
Hanging out till late,keeping contact with ex-es.certain type of friends whom you use to crash together must find a new base,cos they're part of the external influence.
However as we grow into marriage with the kids,changes becomes inevitable.most marriages started well but usually after the birth of the second child,some UNUSUAL challenges posing as problems begin to set in.This is why Patience,Perseverance and Prayers fully comes in.Otherwise....... I live the rest.

glowithdan: Why are they not on handcuffs?

Becos they are BIGGER THIEVES and should not until pronounced guilty by a "competent court of law".
After which they will be given bail in form of 'house arrest' or better still a 5 star hospital with all the bells and whistles.

Vicjustice: *   This article was my initial response to a thread in which someone requested of me to enlighten him about the Greek Residence Permit, and i thought it would help to share it in a new thread of its own.
   Bebeosi (pronounce Veveosi) is a Greek word which is being translated as certificate in English language. Now, when an alien applies for a fresh or for a renewal of a Greek Residence Permit (known as Adeia Paramonis), he or she is issued a Bebeosi (certificate) of application usually in the form of an officially stamped paper-document with no significant authenticity. This temporal document is deemed valid for as long as the authority takes to renew the Residence Permit or the time it takes them to reach decision which can take several years in some occasions.
   This system of Bebeosi coming between Residence Permit application or its renewal is a measure of delay tactic which the Greek authority apparently applies to frustrate aliens who are qualified (or are deemed eligible by amnesty) for the Greek residence permit. Though a Bebeosi holder is eligible for almost everything that an actual Residence permit holder is eligible for, but the length of time that a Bebeosi holder can stay outside Greece is strictly regulated, and in some cases, a Bebeosi holder would have to contact the authority in order to get clearance to leave the country and also to know how long he or she can stay away.
   Greece is an Orthodox country, about 95% of the Greeks are conservative orthodox "Christians", this is the reason it has always been difficult to obtain Greek citizenship, the cause dating back to the Ottoman empire period when the Greeks were ruled by muslim Turks for 400 years. Back then, they had a policy that whoever is baptised in the Orthodox church is a Greek, and whoever is not baptised is a Turk. This belief and practice was the traditional way by which the Hellas identified themselves as Greeks and the system has continued over time until this present day despite the modern civilization. Now, having been occupied and enslaved by the muslim Turks for 400 years, and having managed to repel the occupiers in a struggle that resulted in the Greek losing their cherished land Constantinople-Istanpolio (Istanbul) to Turkey which subsequently converted the magnificient "Holy Sophia" Church into a Mosque, the surviving Greeks now hate Muslims with passion, this hatred is the root cause of the Greek government's delay tactics by which they use the Bebeosi system to make it extremely difficult for aliens from Muslim world to get long term residence permit that would eventually qualify them for the Greek citizenship; The majority of immigrants seeking Residence permit in Greece are Muslims from Albania and the Asian world, and the Greeks are not comfortable with this fact and unfortunately, those who are not Muslims are also affected by this authority grievances: It would interest you to know that many people in their quest for the Greek passport turn orthodox and get orthodox baptizm which involves a ritual in which a protion of their hair is cut off as an oath of membership and faithfulness to the orthodox sect.
   How much are you gonna pay me for this?
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Image123: So on what basis do you now believe on the meaning of hardcopy and softcopy? That you saw something on the internet does not mean its true.

My broda,sometimes when one knowns where one stands,and a different opinion is posed at you,sometimes,you just smile and say 'oh is that sothanks'.Rather than going into arguement (wey no fetch me moni).
Anyway I get both hard and softcopies. hope u have urs too sha.enjoy ur day.

Image123: So on what basis do you now believe on the meaning of hardcopy and softcopy? That you saw something on the internet does not mean its true.

My broda,sometimes when one knowns where one stands,and a different opinion is posed at you,sometimes,you just smile and say 'oh is that sothanks'.
Anyway I get both hard and softcopies. hope u have urs too sha.enjoy ur day.

Eh hen..Na so campaign dey take start so?.Jona for 2015..ok let's see based on his promises while coming into the office of presido
1.Improved or constant Electricity-ZERO, in fact between late 2011 and April 2012,electric tarrif have incrased twice.we're still expecting another increment by april whilst the power supply is irregular and inadequate.
2.Massive job creation and employment-Zero.Reverse is the case.how many Nigerians have lost their jobs since 2011 till recent,let me see..lost count.and we're expecting more to go from the fed civl service.
3.Security-make I no go dat lane.capital ZERO
4.Improved social welfare and "benefits"-can anyone remind me one..just one Benefit Nigerians receives from their govt?NOTHING.maybe we got something on Jan 1st 2012.
5.Improved revenue generation-of course YES.our govt makes money from several points namely..taxes (multi-level taxation),customs (dem dey meet target steady),oil-ah ha na I'm be d koko,etc.....but hey....despite all these Jona is still BORROWING from abroad....to do what?-
I can't go on....let him finish this term......and move over for the next "probable looter" to step in.Naija govt na paddy paddy.

Eh hen..Na so campaign dey take start so?.Jona for 2015..ok let's see based on his promises while coming into the office of presido
1.Improved or constant Electricity-ZERO, in fact between late 2011 and April 2012,electric tarrif have incrased twice.we're still expecting another increment by april whilst the power supply is irregular and inadequate.
2.Massive job creation and employment-Zero.Reverse is the case.how many Nigerians have lost their jobs since 2011 till recent,let me see..lost count.and we're expecting more to go from the fed civl service.
3.Security-make I no go dat lane.capital ZERO
4.Improved social welfare and "benefits"-can anyone remind me one..just one Benefit Nigerians receives from their govt?NOTHING.maybe we got something on Jan 1st 2012.
5.Improved revenue generation-of course YES.our govt makes money from several points namely..taxes (multi-level taxation),customs (dem dey meet target steady),oil-ah ha na I'm be d koko,etc.....but hey....despite all these Jona is still BORROWING from abroad....to do what?-
I can't go on....let him finish this term......and move over for the next "probable looter" to step in.Naija govt na paddy paddy.

Eh hen..Na so campaign dey take start so?.Jona for 2015..ok let's see based on his promises while coming into the office of presido
1.Improved or constant Electricity-ZERO, in fact between late 2011 and April 2012,electric tarrif have incrased twice.we're still expecting another increment by april whilst the power supply is irregular and inadequate.
2.Massive job creation and employment-Zero.Reverse is the case.how many Nigerians have lost their jobs since 2011 till recent,let me see..lost count.and we're expecting more to go from the fed civl service.
3.Security-make I no go dat lane.capital ZERO
4.Improved social welfare and "benefits"-can anyone remind me one..just one Benefit Nigerians receives from their govt?NOTHING.maybe we got something on Jan 1st 2012.
5.Improved revenue generation-of course YES.our govt makes money from several points namely..taxes (multi-level taxation),customs (dem dey meet target steady),oil-ah ha na I'm be d koko,etc.....but hey....despite all these Jona is still BORROWING from abroad....to do what?-
I can't go on....let him finish this term......and move over for the next "probable looter" to step in.Naija govt na paddy paddy.

Danigmatic: correction,,those in †ђξ media re hard copies while †ђξ printed papers re soft copies,,†ђξ media materials re termed hard copies becus it can hardly be destroyed,missing Ãήϑ stands time..

Wow.really?.I have all along been thinking Printed materials are hardcopies while those on removeable media are softcopies. thanks for helping out.I appreciate.

debrief08: Not normal, she is a sick woman who should get help, she is the female version of a wife beater, she doesnt beat him because she is not strong enough but she beats him emotionally. What kind of mad woman shouts on her husband in the presence of anyone let alone the kids and even goes to tell them what he did? too many mentally affected people getting married these days. He better tell her he is done with this nonsense and more of it and she is gone alone, because she will scare those kids for life, she should get help or get out.
I don taya for these kind stories abeg, people know your values, let the spouse know what you will and will not take, the day i shout on my husband in front of my son I know my marriage is over. Crazy people, always going to church but have no single fear of God in their heart

My sister,you should actively be at the 'counselling dept' in your local church o.Handling young couples-to-be.

CAPITAL NO.IT IS NO SIN AT ALL.The printed Bible we carry and read or study is a HARD COPY while those on 'media' are SOFT COPIES.Same words,same messages and even more convenient.

heheheh Jona for don dey check with his MINISTER of DEFENSE by now. "ol boy,How far?We still dey in charge?".