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Travel / Re: Speeding Vehicle Kills DELSU Female Student In Delta State. Photos by Jilov(m): 10:48pm On Jul 13, 2018
Bullionairemind:


Badt guy...
She was probably a 'walking dead' before.

When people think evil is a mirage.
because you have use your girlfriend too
Travel / Re: Speeding Vehicle Kills DELSU Female Student In Delta State. Photos by Jilov(m): 10:46pm On Jul 13, 2018
flex04:
Heeeey another slay queen is down... may the lord keep up

But for the living slay queens this is A Piece of Advice for both Slay Queens and Kings

shut up she is not a slay mama,success have a lot of spirit and can be the greatest and funniest friend I have ever met may her gentle soul rest in Peace
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 4 Lagos Yahoo Boys With Charms And Exotic Cars (Photos) by Jilov(m): 4:56pm On Apr 11, 2018
Jokkarm2:
SEIZE THE CARS, GIVE THEM TO US THAT ARE DOING LEGITIMATE WORK, JAIL THEM FOR FEW YERS, AND DEPLOY THEM TO MILITARY TRAINING AS THEY JOIN OUR FORCE TO FIGHT FOR OUR BELOVED COUNTRY. AS YOU DO THAT GOD BLESS YOU.
don't go and work and get like their car be hoping on another man's sweat,if it is easy why are you not in it since you like their car

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Education / Re: Hilarious SRM University's Exam Instruction In India (Photo) by Jilov(m): 9:48am On Dec 13, 2017
mhizv:
Won't be surprised if austino does something like this smiley
#Delsu
ayo and ejiro MCB delsu
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi, Banky W's Mother And Sister Pictured Together by Jilov(m): 4:16pm On Sep 05, 2017
Swegzfreak:
I buy gift cards @ good and interesting rates

Come to my WhatsApp


I will buy your iTunes, Amazon's and steam wallets@ sweet rates

NO FEAR, LEGIT DEY MY BLOOD
pm me your number
if you are serious
Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: APC Leading PDP After Results In 11 Seats~The Cable by Jilov(m): 4:19pm On Dec 12, 2016
sammyj:
........................... wink cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin angry shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin
.................................... angry grin grin grin grin shocked sad grin grin grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin
.....Goat...................................ewu..... grin angry grin grin grin shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cool cool cool cool cool cool cool shocked shocked grin grin
Yoruba malu malu,he goat.cattle....senseless maga.desperate baga..inconsiderate idiot

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Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: APC Leading PDP After Results In 11 Seats~The Cable by Jilov(m): 1:19pm On Dec 12, 2016
sammyj:
Let the masses continue to kill their brothers and sisters in state for the sake of good for nothing looters. I just wish a state of emergency is declared in this state for peace to reign. I thought they said PDP will claer all the seats good radiance shameless politricians !!!! angry cool
god punish you idiot,may you be rob the way apc is robbing pdp...pls shout an amen...goat.robot

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Culture / Re: Oba Of Benin, Erediauwa's Coronation Program by Jilov(m): 1:45pm On Oct 07, 2016
Wazzaowner:
i pity d namerous head dat wl go wth dis
no more killing of humans,it has been abolish lng time ago,so very body is safe,tks u
Politics / Re: Violent Protests Erupt In Edo, As Ize-iyamu Rejects Election Results by Jilov(m): 9:18am On Sep 30, 2016
I guess you guys need to see dis

Crime / Re: Woman Stole A Pot Of Soup: Policeman Pays Complainant N3,000 by Jilov(m): 8:33am On Sep 13, 2016
olumaxi:
Police had done more harm than good....and who knws mayb d DPO is sexually attracted to d mother of five
the dpo is a woman
Romance / Re: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by Jilov(m): 4:43am On Apr 29, 2016
dada01:
Xank god say na deeperlife i dey marry.
who tell u say deeper life girls nor dey knack? grin grin
Romance / Re: When She Says "Its Over" by Jilov(m): 6:29am On Apr 18, 2016
Suigeneris93:
Thrash undecided
ok,
Celebrities / Re: Ladies Think They Are Yemi Alade's Look-Alikes by Jilov(m): 1:41pm On Mar 20, 2016
pyyxxaro:
These ladies also look like Aunty yemiundecided
the first person and yemi have sometin in common,they are both looking 4 sometin

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Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Nigerian Guy Of Today by Jilov(m): 3:07pm On Mar 11, 2016
Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him undecided. He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt angry Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

cool A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. smiley no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome smiley
You talk like a gold digger who dnt know how to Bleep
Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In The University by Jilov(m): 6:39am On Jan 29, 2016
Donpenny:
still in my final ur in delsu and I av being addicted to sex. in fact I fvk everyday diff type of pussy. hmm delta girls are gud fuvkr.

another bad thing I use to do is stealing peoples food stuff but all my guilt flee from my heart wen I caught two guyz in my hostel today wen everybody av gone to class; they were stealing food stuf . it was den I knew I wasn't d only one in ministry
guy we did it in abraka hall i rep rm 70,49,35,team 2005,2006,2007,so it is normal,even up to clothes and pams,if them thief you,you thief them,nobody loss
Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In The University by Jilov(m): 6:28am On Jan 29, 2016
viktor01:
I impersonate for my real guy for one math exam..I still can't believe I actually did it knowing full well that the consequence of such action if caught is expulsion for both parties. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
your own is once,mine is uncountable,even 4 masters and pgd student as far as they can pay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 24th January 2016 by Jilov(m): 10:06pm On Jan 24, 2016
babafirst:
Snapped this table around November last year after 8 matches and last time this APC person checked Chelsea was still in the relegation threatened (Infact one tiny injury to Costa and Chelsea will be relegated lol)zone.My point isssss if this table is realistic then Arsenal 5 Chelsea 1 is not unrealistic.Spoken by an APC person with authority , based on Chelsea's current clueless form.
90min has ans ur ur question,who is in clueless form now?mr robot-supporter

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 24th January 2016 by Jilov(m): 3:26pm On Jan 24, 2016
babafirst:
Arsenal 5 Chelsea 1
it once u know an A P C person wen dey talk unrealistic tinx
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 24th January 2016 by Jilov(m): 3:24pm On Jan 24, 2016
utunnegi:
Arsenal 2 Chelsea 0
quote me and receive this
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3327904_screenshot201601202033392_jpegfde2b62a0cb86cf9c9b8237e5b4d90f8
the person u use don pass menopause bt never marry so u shld know dat d scoreline is d oda way round
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh Reacts: 'I Make More Than That Headies SUV In 2 Weeks' by Jilov(m): 11:52am On Jan 02, 2016
Babprosper20:
Somebody should help me ask him How dat mkes #1=$1.
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GOOD MORNING NAIRALANDERS
#1=$1 is pmb prb nt lil kresh's
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan At US Presidential Precinct - Photos by Jilov(m): 12:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
MadCow1:
I Hope he was teaching them how to use 2billion dollars arms money to buy politicians.



He still remains the worst thing to happen to Nigeria and the South - South.
how was the party aisha threw 4 you people yesterday?idiot

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: End Time Interview by Jilov(m): 10:36am On Dec 16, 2015
Na better beating for the woman,dem must pay me my transport ;DNa better beating for the woman,dem must pay me my transport
Politics / Re: Jonathan Succeeds Clinton As Keynote Speaker At Us Forum by Jilov(m): 10:38am On Dec 11, 2015
bokohalal:


I know your type. You are one of those that supports Igbinedion to own all the land in Edo South while you and your generations to come will be beholden to that family to build or farm . Luckily, there is an Oshiomole to fight for the Binis. And he is not even Bini.
If you couldn't think the above out how could you see GEJ as a disaster? We are yet to recover from PDP's misuse for sixteen years.
musa shutup

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Politics / Re: Birthday Tribute To Former President Goodluck Jonathan! by Jilov(m): 3:42pm On Nov 20, 2015
KA24DETT:
Nigerians are always plagued by short term memory .. Moro*ns coming here to defend the man that achieved nothing . Oil price was the highest during this man tenure and we saved nothing. Everything was squandered . Dividing this country along tribal and religious lines with his wife for votes. Mr I-will-set-up-a-comitee. Fuel subsidy went up to 1.5 trillion. Treasury account raided . You still want me to continue .
I will never wish anything good for Jonathan. I am not based in Nigeria but the hardship Nigerians endured under him shall never be forgotten.
I will never forget ..
Knowing Nigerian youths, TA Orji will be praised next.
shutup and let people in nigeria judge him

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Politics / Re: Birthday Tribute To Former President Goodluck Jonathan! by Jilov(m): 3:40pm On Nov 20, 2015
KunleBoye:
Happy Birthday to the ERROR OF #DEMOCRACY.

Never again shall we witness such a calamitous and disastrous government again in Jesus name
idiot masturbator,brainwashed bastard

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Politics / Re: Mass Protest Against Oshiomhole Administration Rocks Benin City by Jilov(m): 1:39pm On Nov 09, 2015
eightsin:
This people have been paid to protest. Oshomole remains the best edo state governor so far. How many protest did they embark on when Lucky Igbinadion?
God punish your mouth,come to edo state and u will undastand wat we are passing througi

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Politics / Re: Osun Public Servants, Retirees At Winners Chapel For Food Today (pics) by Jilov(m): 7:25pm On Jul 19, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
AregbeRascal has killed the state of osun.The heefiot is buying helicopter while his people are starving
APc
Jokes Etc / Re: How People From Different Parts Of Nigeria Use The Toilet (pic) by Jilov(m): 6:21am On Jul 07, 2015
Lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Pictures.. Latest Edition Of The 2015 Range ;D ;D ;D by Jilov(m): 6:09am On Jul 07, 2015
This is cool
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Expresses Shock As Soldiers Block INEC Officials by Jilov(m): 3:21pm On Mar 28, 2015
Raxxye:
Vote with sense, my people!
i love the the bible

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