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RomanceRe: Have You Ever Toasted A Customer Call Girl by Jimbadly: 1:12pm On May 06, 2020
Dollywood:
Can you share your experience(s)?
Well, I've worked in about 3 radio stations in the past before I struck out on my own. I know at least 21 female presenters with sweet voice. I have been with them in real life. Only about 4 of them can pass for pretty ladies, the rest are plain-looking to outrightly ugly.

I know a lady who works with Glo as a call center rep, she has the sweetest and sexiest voice you've ever heard with perfect accent and diction, however she's anything but good looking.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Toasted A Customer Call Girl by Jimbadly: 12:53pm On May 06, 2020
Girls with sweet voice are usually very ugly. All those female radio presenters with sexy voice are extremely unattractive in real life.

Speaking from experience.
RomanceRe: My Friend Is Love Broken by Jimbadly: 5:07pm On May 05, 2020
jacqline:
��..Hello dear fellow nairalanders�


Please my friend is broken and I don't know how I can be of help anymore. I would be glad if lalasticlala would push this to the front page for more people to voice out their opinions on what would be of help.


This girl is my best friend and I love her so much. She is the nicest most amazing friend I have ever met.
She is funny and beautiful when I say beautiful, my bae is very fine, she now has red hair and hazel eyes. She is tall and has small British accent everybody just want to get close to her
and when she smiles her two dimples just makes this babe fire. She is very funny and acts like cartoon but she is also very honest and easy to see through. When she is angry you would see her face red and when she is embarrassed she'll just be pink�.
I hope she'll be able to get her glow again.
I video called her yesterday and I noticed all the colour on her face and the glow she used to have have all faded.
I asked her what was wrong and she just said the same thing she has been telling me for a year and a half now. That she was losing herself, all because of one boy like that in our school. I was not surprised but rather felt pity for her.
The whole gist is like this.
Back in our 200 level, she told me one time we were in class reading that she had a crush. At first I thought it was just a normal thing for someone to have a crush, so I told her that it would fade with time that it was just lust. Then as a curious person � I used style to ask her who her crush was and she told me his name Jericho ( not his real name). I laughed at her because this boy in particular is a good Christian boy and was too focused to be involved with any unnecessary thing he was a year ahead of us in class.She told me the boy was always looking at her. I told her he was always looking at girls that she should just forget him. I was hoping she was going to give up because this boy is very famous in my school, he is very fine and intelligent so girls used to rush him like market. I thought that was the end of the story. Until one time when we were in class reading, the boy walked to where she was and they started talking and laughing for hours. At first I was surprised because she said they just met three weeks ago and now they were acting like they knew each other for years. Wetin consign me, when I was done I told her I was leaving but she was too carried away leaning on the boy, smiling. Toh as per I no send I walked away. Sometimes, I saw them in church.
Me I didn't know what went down again till one time she came to my hostel to lament. She said she had been texting the boy and he normally takes days to answer and that he was always acting like he loved her one time and the next day he was cold. I advised her to put her books in place of the boy that she didn't come to school to be following man around. We ended that one there, she even deleted his number and began to get more busy. I noticed something during that time, that she looked more lost and sad, I brushed it off thinking it was school stress but my people my babe lost every spark in her. I tried telling her to attend more students fellowship but she refused, my babe said she was not into attending meetings anyhow. We closed that one again and went for summer break.
When we resumed I saw her hugging the boy outside class one day, me masef I shock. I cornered her to one side na to know what's up. Kelly told me, that he called her during the break to apologize and to tell her he would make up for all the drifting and heartaches. I no talk again oh. I must say he began to take her out to cut her hair, comes to sit close to her in chapel, takes pictures with her, even doing other things that surprised me, me been think say na Christian brother till I saw him winking at her one time from the technical unit stand. Sometimes when my babe is not looking I would turn to that place and see him staring at her. I concluded that maybe he was now into her. They hugged, talked laughed, all the glow for my babes face came back like rainbow. I found myself envying them. Because she would show me their chats, how he would apologize when he texted late, all the compliments from any new haircut. What I admire about their gist was, that there were no sexual discussion only family and health and other cute things.
Kelly would show any of her other clique their texts, their pictures, the things they do together.
I think that was what led to what I'm going to discuss later on. The girls in my school are hungry for this nigger, omobabalowo con get sense and brain ontop.
Laslas, one thing lead to the other, one other girl in our clique later told me and Kelly there was another girl In another department that Jericho was inlove with but the babe no wan do and the babe na hot chick. You should have seen all the colours fade from her face, she began to cry. She kept saying "I've made a fool of myself". Na so the love do catch the girl.
She walked away and when I went to see her later on, she told me she had already deleted his number and was ready to move on. She said the reason she was doing this, was because he was always taking time to reply and when she first told him she liked home he said what does it matter that people change and feelings fade. Then he added what would she do if she stopped liking him. She said the feeling was not mutual and if that "hot" chick from the other department was involved that was the end of it. From the way she narrated the story, I too thought I was better if she stopped talking to him. Sometimes I question myself if it's out of jealousy or personal opinion.
I think she tried her best, because she wiped all their pictures again, deleted whatsaaps chats, deleted his number.
But Everytime I looked at her, I think she was hurting. She is the easiest person to read. Sometimes when we were together she would just hold her chest and tears would fall from her eyes. I think she really loved him from what she said one time"I feel peace when I'm with him".
I think she is still hurting because from the video chat, she said since she deleted his number he never called or texted but before that, she had called one day but he didn't pick or return the call. I think her doubts were cleared from that.
But my babe looked miserable and her voice was cracking I didn't have to ask she told me she was deeply hurting and hope she would heal some day.

I want to tell her the truth that she was the one pushing herself all over the boy, but I think that would be rather harsh. What should I tell her?, My baby is broken.
Nawa o. One full page of drivel and garbage dedicated to talking about teenagers in love.

The way I'm seeing you, you must be the chairperson of aproko mongers association of Nigeria in your school. I'm imagining you with long mouth honed by many years of gossiping.

What the fvck is all this rubbish post for Pete's sake?




In fact, I think you, your deluded teenage friend and the fvck boy are all mad!

Can you imagine? She even called on the mod to move this piece of bonkum to front page.

CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke's Son, JJ, Rocks His Shades In New Photo by Jimbadly: 4:12pm On May 05, 2020
I thought Jim Iyke's baby mama was white. Why is his son dark?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by Jimbadly:
Denique:
Wow!
I just stumbled on this thread. Didn't know NL had this segment.

@OP, quickly come and mark attendance for today grin
Sweery are you a virgin?

RomanceRe: How To Get Your Dream Girl by Jimbadly: 6:03am On May 05, 2020
That lady there is my dream girl. Cute face, small perky boobs and lovely bod with flat tummy.
RomanceRe: COVID19 Drip! Lady Used Nose Cover As Bra. PHOTOS by Jimbadly: 5:43am On May 05, 2020
Perfect body.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can Someone Help Identify The Media/materials Used In This Artwork? *pix* by Jimbadly(op): 11:15am On May 04, 2020
WILLuKPquiet:
He tried but not quite right.

That is an abstract sculpture, made of Body filler.

It is actually supposed to be fibre glass but most guys use Body filler to cut cost. Body filler is cheaper than fibre glass materials.

I can break the process down for you guys but I will need to see a few guys signaling their interest to learn.
Oh, is it the body filler used for car body repair?

I'm interested in learning. Just wanna make them to decorate my house. I love art.
RomanceRe: The New Lifelike Female Robot by Jimbadly: 6:42pm On May 02, 2020
Does it have a vagina and can it fvck wella?
PoliticsRe: Anioma V Igbo by Jimbadly: 6:59am On May 02, 2020
Wonderful piece. Very educative and illuminating.
Foreign AffairsRe: N Korea's Kim Jong Un Makes First 'Public Appearance' In Weeks (Photos) by Jimbadly: 5:51am On May 02, 2020
He looks fitter.

Ntoor to haters.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can Someone Help Identify The Media/materials Used In This Artwork? *pix* by Jimbadly(op): 5:09pm On May 01, 2020
Holuwarphantom:
Clay for sculpting the figure
For producing the work, you will need these:
Resin, catali, fiber glass, cement, sand paper
Thanks immensely Holuwarphantom. I'm very grateful.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can Someone Help Identify The Media/materials Used In This Artwork? *pix* by Jimbadly(op): 12:36pm On May 01, 2020
Ahn ahn, so none of the self-acclaimed artists on this board can help answer this question?

Nawa o!
RomanceRe: Who Are The Prettiest & Sexiest Nigerian Girls You've Seen On Instagram? by Jimbadly: 12:06pm On May 01, 2020
Petyprincess:
This lady is beautiful naturally without filter! All these have been seeing are packaging with lots of makeup nd filter! No wonder ladies can easily deceive gullible guys like y'all!
With that nose? undecided

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can Someone Help Identify The Media/materials Used In This Artwork? *pix* by Jimbadly(op): 3:47pm On Apr 30, 2020
airminem:
kiss

This is beautiful but I don't have much info, but I know wood, polish are included.

Anyway, Monday 4 is near place order for your facemask
Yes, wood definitely, probably polished with lacquer. But that central figurine, I'm not sure what it is made of.

Nice looking nose mask you got there. Keep it up. But it looks like it can only be worn by military personnel. Cos a Nigerian civilian that wears that might incure the wrath of wicked Nigerian soldiers.
CareerRe: How To Position Yourself For Opportunities During & After Covid-19 Lockdown by Jimbadly: 3:39pm On Apr 30, 2020
airminem:
wink

Yes, that's true and i earned from the link.

I only need the assistance for now okay.

Thanks anyway
Stay safe!
Alright Sweetheart, you're welcome.
Art, Graphics & VideoCan Someone Help Identify The Media/materials Used In This Artwork? *pix* by Jimbadly(op):
Guys, could you please help me identify the media/materials that are used in this kinda popular art work used mostly for wall decor? Thanks.

See the attached picture.

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Goes Live On Facebook, Slams Kemi Olunloyo And Buhari by Jimbadly: 12:36am On Apr 30, 2020
Yaribanzaonic:
They won't remember that...Thiefnubuu ran away dressed as a Woman via Seme Border and he returns to lick the behind of a close ally of the man that almost killed him??

When Buhari strikes now ...these failures called Afonja will claim sophistication even in stupidityyy. sad
Hypocritical lots they are.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Goes Live On Facebook, Slams Kemi Olunloyo And Buhari by Jimbadly: 12:13am On Apr 30, 2020
Adakintroy2:
Kanu is not a leader my friend. Any igboman following this small boy is a fool. He is too rash.

Reminds me of young Thor in the movie. spoiling for war without knowing the horrors or desolation of it.

If he was brave, he would have stood his ground. My whole life savings the government won't touch a hair on his head.

Buhari is not that stupid to order his death. That will be war itself. The people already believe him. Nobody wants war in his regime.

If he had stood his ground he would have been arrested and incaserated. That would have made him an instant hero in the real sense. The people outside would be worshipping him. And whenever he is release, his word will weight more because he has gone through the rites of passage. whatever that means. ( like a MandeLA thing)

Rather he chicken out and ran. No guts, no glory. End#
Your lily-livered Jagaban ran like a chicken to London in the nineties cos he was afraid Abacha would snuff his life out and you're here spewing trash.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone That Your Friend Have Had Sexual Relationship With? by Jimbadly: 11:46pm On Apr 29, 2020
EXLOVER:
Then that nigga is the real MVP, he deserve an Oscar
He got guts, I give him that.
CareerRe: How To Position Yourself For Opportunities During & After Covid-19 Lockdown by Jimbadly: 11:42pm On Apr 29, 2020
airminem:
Financial assistance needed please

sad

I have a balance of 200 naira only in my account after i assisted a nairalander with the last 1000 naira left.

Please i need kind hearty people to assist me with 800 hundred naira to balance the 200 naira so i can witdraw it.

2121923725Uba

THANK YOU
But sweetheart, you can make thousands of naira from that link on your signature. Click that link make some cool dough and thank me later. wink

RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone That Your Friend Have Had Sexual Relationship With? by Jimbadly: 11:11pm On Apr 29, 2020
EXLOVER:
Shit


Are you for real?
I'm dead serious fam.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone That Your Friend Have Had Sexual Relationship With? by Jimbadly:
No, I can't.

However, my best friend back then is currently married to a lady I dated for 3 years and had sex with for a better part of the 3 years.

He even took my permission before going ahead to marry her. Any time I look at the lady whenever she visits me with her hubby(my friend), my mind will immediately take a journey down memory lane, and I'll recall how we used to fvck, and how she used to moan and how she used to ride the shit outta me. How she used to scream when she cums and all the nasty stuff we used to indulge in. Shiittt!!!! I wonder if she gives it to him the way she used to give it to me back then.

My friend really get mind to marry my ex. I can never do that.
RomanceRe: What Happened To My Neighbors During Vigilante by Jimbadly: 7:33am On Apr 29, 2020
kelvinrhs:
I finally made FTC for the first time this year

I want to dedicate this FTC to my house rent that's reading at Benin city

I want to thank my network provider, Airtel for always giving me double data bonus

And finally I want to thank the electricity company for the constant light.

Modified: I just read the post and saw that na stupid post I made FTC on

Anyway half bread is always better than chin chin

Oga seun I fit drop my Akant balance for my 52k palliative?

RomanceRe: What's My Neighbor's Wife Trying To Do? by Jimbadly: 7:14am On Apr 29, 2020
jawalis:
Hope her husband is not an Army? Else, you’ll dance to geng geng geng in barrack when the husband comes back and discovered you are shining his wife Congo. Cos I know that’s what you have in mind.
But seriously: how can you be attracted to a rascal bleached bitch. Leave her to her stupidity bro. You never know what she’s up to as you said she just came back from the village. Don’t let village people sign in to your website.
Abeg, one person cannot be an army but a soldier.
PoliticsRe: Won The Olimpic Gold Medal, Took Part In Politics And Died By Hanging The Story by Jimbadly: 6:44am On Apr 29, 2020
Hmm.

Thanks for sharing.
FoodRe: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by Jimbadly: 5:50pm On Apr 24, 2020
Collegenews:
Is that Rhino?? shocked

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Statement About Apostle Suleman & Igbos Worshipping In His Church by Jimbadly: 9:26am On Apr 24, 2020
Simplyleo:
Which lamidi cownu?

The one whose carcass is being eaten by wild termites or the body double? huh

Someone must have started using his phone to prove something.

Lamidi cownu is dead and buried.
Las las, wild termites go still eat your carcass. Death is a debt that everyone must pay. Hence, rejoicing over someone's death is foolhardy.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: First Patients Injected In UK Vaccine Trial by Jimbadly: 9:14am On Apr 24, 2020
Jashub:
[s][/s] Rubbish and baseless
The truth is always bitter.
RomanceRe: I Decieved Her And bleeped Her Fresh Toto by Jimbadly: 1:56am On Apr 24, 2020
Clown.




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