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doggedfighter:
To take correction is hard for him.

I tell you.

Tankunland:
thank you so much for your words. I would think about it

You're most welcome.

Tankunland:
When Shola's mom called me her first question was do i know who the father of Samuel is and I replied and said yes of course it's her grand daughters dad and she said to me I'm the real father of Samuel and that her late daughter reiterated it 2 days before she died guys I went crazy again.


Why me, why me, why me was the question I was asking my self. Why is all this thing's happening to me was the question that just kept repeating itself in my head.


I went to see my boy and the connection was instant ooo just carrying him again after 6 months send shivers down my spine and now I'm just waiting for his Grandma to tell the other guy that Samuel is mine.


I have already started sending my kid small small money again for his up keep Lol even tho not much because I don't even have much now but i would do everything within my power to give this Young kid the best of life that me and his late mother my queen his mother planned for him even when I never knew he was mine.


Wow I'm done. My hands ache. Just wanna say thank you to Seun Osewa for this beautiful forum, thank you to Joe Abah for retweeting that tweet even tho it hasn't yield devident yet but thanks and thank you to those beautiful souls that saved my life with that 9k I know you remember me and I say God bless you.


and to those on the verge of suicide I tell you that you can overcome and it's not the end of the world for you and Whatever you are passing through has an end ok and I need you to realize people somewhere is passing through the same or even harder situation than you. Don't give up, don't stop praying even tho I lost my faith a lil but don't lose yours because only the almighty can do all things.


To my young sister's reading this please be contented with what your man gives to you. The course of sholas death was so painful when I heard but please my dear sister dont date a Yahoo boy for any reason or even go out with one.


I tell you Yahoo doesn't work again and what they do now is Yahoo plus and some of this guy's are heartless and don't care about anyone than just to make that fetish money amd they would use you and any other girl they find to keep that money coming.


To my Young King's reading this don't have a girlfriend in your 20s please. Use that time to develop your self. Work hard to make yourself better as getting a girlfriend would really slow you dowm from attaining that top you want to go.

And last Please if you are too weak to move on or too tired to live again and you think suicide is your escape please speak out, yes some would laugh at you and call you names but speak out as there is that one person that would listen to you.



I LOVE YOU SHOLA AND REST IN PEACE

I was glued to this riveting story of yours to the very end. I swear to God, this poignant story of yours if made into a movie will rake in millions at the box office. Directed by a very capable director, the movie will be the bomb. Goodness me!

Guy, you need to pen down this story in detail because if it's made into a novel, it'll surely sell millions of copies. The end of the story may however be modified to end happily.

Bros, find a good playwright or screenwriter or novelist and get to work fast. This is your avenue to become a multimilionaire. Trust me.
If you can find a foreigner, better. I see you rising to the very top again, never ever give up hope.

SeunWedsLinda:
I guess it'd be degrading for me to engage a fool on a beautiful Wednesday morning. If you still can't spot your flaw despite my earlier highlight, it simply underscores who the actual m0ron is. go fix yourself up bone head

It's obvious you're the OP with an alternate moniker. Typing English fraught with wrong use of tenses, grammatical errors and punctuation deficiencies.

I repeat, point out where I erred in my punctuations you asthmatic dingbat or fvck off into the distance. Nitwit!

SeunWedsLinda:
you too. Work on your punctuations Mister!

See the idiotic m0ron instructing me to work on my punctuations started a sentence in a lower case letter. Point out where I erred in my punctuations or go fvck yourself.

Corona virus patient, yet the nurse isn't wearing a face mask or any protective gear? Tell me another lie.

Oga, first off please work on your tenses.

Secondly, it's obvious all you want from the girl you just met late January this year is sex.

Apparently she's not ready to offer you the cookie yet. Simple.

What shall we do about this irrelevant info now?

Help you beg her to come back to you or find another woman for you?

doofanc:
I don't think so. The Mercedes has always been a high status car and mid 70s was no exception. The move to Peugeot, seen as a middle class car, was actually a directive from OBJ

In fact it was the profligacy that characterized much the Gowon years where public officials were using exotic high end cars (like the benz) that made OBJ make the directive.

Sounds plausible cos Muritala was killed in a Mercedes Benz.

Ardar:
All of them follow. I dey PH.

Oh, okay.

Tif.

You have erectile dysfunction.

The most popular medication for erectile dysfunction is Viagra. Must be recommended by a medical doctor.

Ardar:
Free which men? How will I work on an orgasm when the guy can't even last long enough for me to reach there. Or will I still continue when his di.ck is placid?.

Flaccid.

Ada o, are you in Awka presently? Let's go out on a date.

21savages:
Ubi should jst shot the f**ck up, he's making this girl popular..she's got nice breast sha

You really have poor taste in boobs. How can a heavily stretch-marked, saggy boobs propped up with magic bra look nice to you?

Ninethmare:
There is hunger in the land

People are hungry
people are developing ulcer

If you think you have much remember others

kitchen is empty already
thinking of how to spend the remaining days of isolation

Assists a brother.

Access Bank 0764056527

No insults please
God bless the giver

It's just one more week remaining. Just hang in there. You can do it.

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Millenniumlady:
You should change your tooth brush once every month.....get a new set of color bedings since you have few.....

With your small statue you go fit touch woman

For the soup learn not to put ice fish in any of your meals unless it's smoked like gesha....

Oh you noticed he has small body frame? Puny little man.

He can't even afford a bed frame, only mattress.

Look at the 18th century A.C on the wall sef. This picture is an eyesore.

If some of us here post the pictures of our rooms, you'd know that what you have there is not even fit to be used as a room in a refugee camp in Some countries.

zexy2030:
u mad ho oo o
this is why I hate it when a lady is given resources, she will greedily divide it.
mtchwwww.
just watch d next thing to do na to ban me...mtchwww

She's no longer a mod on nairaland tho, for like years now.

Jewessgratitudd:
Lol...funnily enough, I look better without make-up. Makeup makes me look older because of my skin type (oily).

Who ask you? What are we supposed to do with this irrelevant info Mrs Attention Seeker?

I stumbled upon this picture on a Facebook post. All of us belong to either of these families.

These are indeed desperate times for most families who belong to the type depicted in the second picture.

sheyitokz:
mumu pikin shey u think say na evrytin u see 4 social media na true nii olodo u gats shake table small larr

Why you rush comot your profile picture?

I know why the girl is avoiding you and just chopping your money. It's cos of your face and your dull brain.

Op, I checked your profile and saw your picture, and you're exactly how I envisaged.

A dumb-looking, goofy, _fuck-faced, sex-starved teenager, being taken for a ride by a hoe who said she's a virgin.

Sweetcollins:
Thanks bro
An oversight

Welcome.

Captainrambo2:
see eh stop this nonsense .


Even burutai can not face abacha eye to eye. Just leave diya abeg . Man dey pass man.

If abacha hadn't died , I kid you not he will still be president today, even obj, ibb, nobody could challenge him, soyinka fled,

Diya cried and outlived abacha. To him today I say happy birthday

Guy abacha was in another level !!!!

Okay, but it wasn't his crying that saved him though. Abacha would have still killed him despite his weepings. It was just divine providence that caused Abacha's sudden demise and let Diya off the hook.

Sweetcollins:
Huh
His answer might cause him his office. Abba Covid Kyari is still in charge

It's cost him his office, not cause him his office.

adewumiopeyemi:
Motor go jam you last. Last

1mbecilic cretin, go get yourself Brighter Grammar, brush up your English and save us these cringe-worthy posts on Nairaland, you discombobulated dingbat.





Motor jam ya papa and mama. Anuofia.

Ever since I knew the Op on nairaland, he has never been able to type a complete English sentence free of error.

powerkey:
Some of you that have long thing in-between your thighs and called men are very Shameless.



Must you prove to the world how cheap you are? Carrying blokoss with your two hands everywhere and looking for women.

Have some dignity if you're indeed a male.


Honestly, you need Jesus.

If he's indeed a male? What else would he be?