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Autos / Re: 2019 Mercedes Benz G500:: 92m Brand New by Jimbadly: 8:17pm On Apr 16, 2020
slex:


No

Okay.
Autos / Re: 2019 Mercedes Benz G500:: 92m Brand New by Jimbadly: 1:26pm On Apr 16, 2020
Bullet proof?
Politics / Re: Otosirieze Obi-Young Sacked By Brittle Paper After Criticising Hadiza El-Rufai by Jimbadly: 12:37pm On Apr 16, 2020
It's obvious that Mrs Hell Rufai threatened the founder of Brittle.


This Hell Rufai jnr looks like a monkey sha.

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Family / Re: Solution Needed. by Jimbadly: 9:18am On Apr 16, 2020
Omeku:
Thank u so much.Am grateful.

You're mostly welcome.
Family / Re: If You Are Married,see 7 Ways To Increase The Chances Of Having Twins by Jimbadly: 5:42am On Apr 16, 2020
Simongm:

I am quite sure! google twins headquarter or igbo ora or ask anybody from oyo state.

Wow, thanks for the info.
Family / Re: Solution Needed. by Jimbadly: 5:25am On Apr 16, 2020
Since he has stopped the act going by the maid's letter to him, I suggest you forgive him and put the whole shameful thing behind you.

After the lock down, send the maid away. Fortunately, she didn't take in. If that had been the case, your husband would have been saddled with the responsibility of taking care of a child from another woman.

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Family / Re: If You Are Married,see 7 Ways To Increase The Chances Of Having Twins by Jimbadly: 5:17am On Apr 16, 2020
Simongm:
Just eat okro leaf for one week b4 your ovulation period. okro leaf boost ovulation.
i got this secret from twins town in oyo state.

Are you sure about this?
Romance / Re: Last Fling Before Wedding Is Very Dangerous by Jimbadly: 6:34am On Apr 15, 2020
Chi59:
I once liked a guy on nairaland. He stated his interest in me and we started getting to know each other. I noticed that this fellow was fond of uploading pics of his ex almost every other day. I called his attention to it. He flared up. Na so everything scatter. Good riddance.
I never keep contacts or memoirs of exes. Once we're done we're done. I don't know the kind of spirit that possess many young people of nowadays.
Once I found out you're still attached to your ex, I'm out. I'm not your rebound girl.

I like your sheer candour.

Nne ehn, you don fine finish for this your new profile picture.

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Romance / Re: Police Officer's Hand Chopped Off With A Sword While Trying To Enforce Lockdown by Jimbadly: 5:13am On Apr 15, 2020

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Gifts N100k To Elderly Woman Who Offered Sex For N500 (Photos, Video) by Jimbadly: 3:57pm On Apr 12, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
Don jazzy
One of my best musician I love in this country
Well have gotten his give awa before that was last year which was 10k on Instagram
You will always be bless

You again with your horrendous English. undecided
Romance / Re: Rate My Profile Photo~ Goddess Amatarasha by Jimbadly: 10:16pm On Apr 11, 2020
Amatarasha:
my mum is ekiti and dad ihiala anambra .

I grew up in ekiti

You undoubtedly took after your daddy.
Family / Re: We Fabricate Groundnut Roasting Machines by Jimbadly: 4:00pm On Apr 11, 2020
pakingzzzzz:


it is a 50kg/hr. it goes for N350,000

That rustic, unattractive heap of metal goes for 350k? You gotta long way to go to match the Chinese.

In fact, as it stands, you're on a loooong thing. I'd rather roast my groundnut in a big frying pan. I can even roast 150kg in less than 2 hours with a large pan.

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Family / Re: Please Help With Whatsapp Hacking Techniques by Jimbadly: 3:40pm On Apr 11, 2020
Chai!

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Health / Re: Covid-19: Anambra State Extends Lockdown by Jimbadly: 2:58pm On Apr 11, 2020
It was just a matter of time.
Health / Re: How Do You Get Rid Of Stubborn Infection Please Help A Sister by Jimbadly: 11:04pm On Apr 09, 2020
daraj:
Please if you can afford it get CBD OIL, its a potent supplement and I can assure you it will solve this problem, you can contact me on 08124137245 WhatsApp for more information on it.

Carry your useless CBD oil comot for here. angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Working Class Lady Less Than 30years by Jimbadly: 6:03pm On Apr 09, 2020
okpalaAnambra:

Ana m Ara umu ada anambra Ka okuku.. lol

okpalaAnambra:

I'm fuckingg one Anambra gal right now, and will dump her soonest as I'm done.. cool cool

I smell crass irresponsibility and insanity from you. I wonder which sane lady from Southeast will contact you after these puerile and daft comments. undecided

Romance / Re: Name something that Corona Virus Ruined That You were. Looking Forward To Do by Jimbadly: 1:54pm On Apr 09, 2020
doggedfighter:

To take correction is hard for him.

I tell you.

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Jimbadly: 12:07pm On Apr 08, 2020
Tankunland:
thank you so much for your words. I would think about it

You're most welcome.

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Jimbadly: 11:52am On Apr 08, 2020
Tankunland:
When Shola's mom called me her first question was do i know who the father of Samuel is and I replied and said yes of course it's her grand daughters dad and she said to me I'm the real father of Samuel and that her late daughter reiterated it 2 days before she died guys I went crazy again.


Why me, why me, why me was the question I was asking my self. Why is all this thing's happening to me was the question that just kept repeating itself in my head.


I went to see my boy and the connection was instant ooo just carrying him again after 6 months send shivers down my spine and now I'm just waiting for his Grandma to tell the other guy that Samuel is mine.


I have already started sending my kid small small money again for his up keep Lol even tho not much because I don't even have much now but i would do everything within my power to give this Young kid the best of life that me and his late mother my queen his mother planned for him even when I never knew he was mine.


Wow I'm done. My hands ache. Just wanna say thank you to Seun Osewa for this beautiful forum, thank you to Joe Abah for retweeting that tweet even tho it hasn't yield devident yet but thanks and thank you to those beautiful souls that saved my life with that 9k I know you remember me and I say God bless you.


and to those on the verge of suicide I tell you that you can overcome and it's not the end of the world for you and Whatever you are passing through has an end ok and I need you to realize people somewhere is passing through the same or even harder situation than you. Don't give up, don't stop praying even tho I lost my faith a lil but don't lose yours because only the almighty can do all things.


To my young sister's reading this please be contented with what your man gives to you. The course of sholas death was so painful when I heard but please my dear sister dont date a Yahoo boy for any reason or even go out with one.


I tell you Yahoo doesn't work again and what they do now is Yahoo plus and some of this guy's are heartless and don't care about anyone than just to make that fetish money amd they would use you and any other girl they find to keep that money coming.


To my Young King's reading this don't have a girlfriend in your 20s please. Use that time to develop your self. Work hard to make yourself better as getting a girlfriend would really slow you dowm from attaining that top you want to go.

And last Please if you are too weak to move on or too tired to live again and you think suicide is your escape please speak out, yes some would laugh at you and call you names but speak out as there is that one person that would listen to you.



I LOVE YOU SHOLA AND REST IN PEACE

I was glued to this riveting story of yours to the very end. I swear to God, this poignant story of yours if made into a movie will rake in millions at the box office. Directed by a very capable director, the movie will be the bomb. Goodness me!

Guy, you need to pen down this story in detail because if it's made into a novel, it'll surely sell millions of copies. The end of the story may however be modified to end happily.

Bros, find a good playwright or screenwriter or novelist and get to work fast. This is your avenue to become a multimilionaire. Trust me.
If you can find a foreigner, better. I see you rising to the very top again, never ever give up hope.

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Romance / Re: My New Girlfriend Is Avoiding Me After Her Menstrual Period. by Jimbadly: 7:07am On Apr 08, 2020
SeunWedsLinda:
I guess it'd be degrading for me to engage a fool on a beautiful Wednesday morning. If you still can't spot your flaw despite my earlier highlight, it simply underscores who the actual m0ron is. go fix yourself up bone head

It's obvious you're the OP with an alternate moniker. Typing English fraught with wrong use of tenses, grammatical errors and punctuation deficiencies.

I repeat, point out where I erred in my punctuations you asthmatic dingbat or fvck off into the distance. Nitwit!

Romance / Re: My New Girlfriend Is Avoiding Me After Her Menstrual Period. by Jimbadly: 6:55am On Apr 08, 2020
SeunWedsLinda:
you too. Work on your punctuations Mister!

See the idiotic m0ron instructing me to work on my punctuations started a sentence in a lower case letter. Point out where I erred in my punctuations or go fvck yourself.

Romance / Re: Curvy Lady Nurse Slaps Corona Virus Male Patient On Sickbed For Touching Her Bum by Jimbadly: 6:36am On Apr 08, 2020
Corona virus patient, yet the nurse isn't wearing a face mask or any protective gear? Tell me another lie. undecided
Romance / Re: My New Girlfriend Is Avoiding Me After Her Menstrual Period. by Jimbadly: 5:56am On Apr 08, 2020
Oga, first off please work on your tenses.

Secondly, it's obvious all you want from the girl you just met late January this year is sex.

Apparently she's not ready to offer you the cookie yet. Simple.
Romance / Re: My Relationship Just Ended! by Jimbadly: 5:40am On Apr 08, 2020
What shall we do about this irrelevant info now?

Help you beg her to come back to you or find another woman for you? undecided

Politics / Re: The Official Peugeot 504 Of Olusegun Obasanjo In 1979 As Head Of State (Photo) by Jimbadly: 2:07pm On Apr 07, 2020
doofanc:


I don't think so. The Mercedes has always been a high status car and mid 70s was no exception. The move to Peugeot, seen as a middle class car, was actually a directive from OBJ

In fact it was the profligacy that characterized much the Gowon years where public officials were using exotic high end cars (like the benz) that made OBJ make the directive.


Sounds plausible cos Muritala was killed in a Mercedes Benz.
Romance / Re: Disclaimer: Men, Up Your Sexual Game by Jimbadly: 10:54am On Apr 07, 2020
Ardar:


All of them follow. I dey PH.

Oh, okay. smiley
Romance / Re: . by Jimbadly: 10:37am On Apr 07, 2020
Tif. angry
Romance / Re: Advice On Food Or Drugs To Boost Erection by Jimbadly: 10:32am On Apr 07, 2020
You have erectile dysfunction.

The most popular medication for erectile dysfunction is Viagra. Must be recommended by a medical doctor.
Romance / Re: Disclaimer: Men, Up Your Sexual Game by Jimbadly: 10:27am On Apr 07, 2020
Ardar:


Free which men? How will I work on an orgasm when the guy can't even last long enough for me to reach there. Or will I still continue when his di.ck is placid?.

Flaccid.

Ada o, are you in Awka presently? Let's go out on a date. smiley

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