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Family / Re: How To Become Rich: Tales Told By Rich Kids. by Jimbadly: 11:42am On Jun 19, 2020
angelEmade:

smiles...thanks. M just a typical country girl. Will email you darling

He's a guy tho, beware.

I love your piece tho.
Romance / Re: Lady Kills Her Lesbian Partner Because She Caught Her Sleeping With A Man by Jimbadly: 12:39am On Jun 17, 2020
Terrible.

How was she apprehended tho?
Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by Jimbadly: 10:11am On Jun 15, 2020
okafor200:


hahahaha
abeg guy ur mouth no good o!
Try give the niggar hope say him fine na
why you dey talk like this na?

Hahahaha

Seriously, someone needs to get him out of his delusion. Cos one Naira fine im no fine.

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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by Jimbadly: 8:54am On Jun 15, 2020
Blackmoran:
My experience with girls through out my life only asked a girl out once and that was when I was in jss3 junior secondary school days and I can remember her name vividly "Mildred". I always have this luck with girls I have this natural instinct to know when a girl Is interested in me and I do play it to my advantage... First of all I don't ask them out but I know they want me probably due to nature I am good looking so I have Providence to thank for..... Till today I can't remember me chasing a girl but one way or the other I have them evading my circle and I can tell which one is a prey to hunt...

Like fvcking seriously?! You think you're good looking? With that face I'm seeing in your profile? undecided

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Politics / Re: Shooting In Aso Rock: PDP Raises Alarm, Demands President Buhari's Response by Jimbadly: 12:38am On Jun 14, 2020
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gloriaunobi:
Buhari is been lead .
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angry
Buhari is being led.
Politics / Re: Emmanuel Oscar And Yohanah Kilus Executed By Boko Haram In Borno by Jimbadly: 7:10pm On Jun 12, 2020
Officialgarri:
There's a war going on and we cannot say we do not expect casualties or collaterals.

May these ones rest in peace.

But the SR that published this sensitive video in the first place, what is their aim? To help spread the good news from BH or to cause the families more pains?

I see people saying Buhari said he captured all LG, Yes! And does that mean BH has ceased to exist?


I have sources and video proofs that the war is better.

This is an interrogation of one of the BH caught.


Really? If they kill them, what reports will Amnesty Nigeria give to the world? What crime charges do you think will be held against the president. Most of you don't face realities. You just let your emotions speak for you

The headline says Boko Haram released the video and you are blaming Sahara reporters.

And it's really appalling how mofos like you who are obviously sympathetic to Boko haram reason with your empty head. What freaking repentant boko haram terrorists are you insinuating should be pardoned? Those that have massacred and maimed thousands of innocent people? You are a m0ronic and 1mbecilic 1diot for suggesting they should be pardoned.

I bet if your brother or father or uncle or cousin was one of these two shot at point blank range by these heartless monsters you won't be here typing garbage. Or maybe your daughters or mother or sisters were among the females raped by these bastards, and forcefully married off, would you still be making this foolish comment?

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Romance / Re: Popular Medic Aproko Doctor Marries Chef Amaka Months After ‘shooting His Shot’ by Jimbadly: 6:40pm On Jun 11, 2020
Samylekey:



..Finds wetin go kill am or make am

Romance / Re: I Really Love Him But What Do I Do? by Jimbadly: 6:38pm On Jun 11, 2020
Pojomojo:
Lol! If you marry a man without his mother's approval, be ready for the war

But if his mother tells me we can't marry because they're Igbo,my dad is Igbo, if they're Yoruba,my mum's Yoruba, if they're Hausa,my grandma's Hausa.
Let's see how far she can shift goal post.

My elder brother married a Yoruba woman from Ondo,my mother wanted to play the tribe card but when she saw that my brother doesn’t even care and we the siblings supported his decision. She backed out. Mother’s have power but this is dependent on your boyfriend

I wonder why your mom would object to her son marrying a Yoruba lady when your mom is Yoruba herself.

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Romance / Re: Popular Medic Aproko Doctor Marries Chef Amaka Months After ‘shooting His Shot’ by Jimbadly: 6:22pm On Jun 11, 2020
She looks older sha. Happy married life.

He who finds a wife... wink

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Family / Re: Did Your Family Use This Plate & Tray? (Throwback Photo) by Jimbadly: 6:14pm On Jun 11, 2020
KanielOutis92:
Funny enough, we still have them in my house till this moment. My mum uses them to serve "The Village People"

The village people. Ewooo!

Family / Re: Breastfeeding In Public: My Experience In A Public Vehicle by Jimbadly: 10:16pm On Jun 10, 2020
Tominix:
in a sane country it is okay, bt not in a backward economy where perverts are waiting for an opportunity to see booby

Yes, we only have perverts in Nigeria, there are no perverts in 'sane countries'. undecided

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Family / Re: Child Sexualization: Viral Photos Of A Little Girl Dressed Provocatively. by Jimbadly: 10:10pm On Jun 10, 2020
But why she con resemble Bobrisky sef?

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Romance / Re: I Just Took A Picture Of My Hand, Can We See Yours by Jimbadly: 5:02pm On Jun 10, 2020
Nigg3369:
so you can tell me my height and dick size by my hands


Sure thang.

Romance / Re: I Just Took A Picture Of My Hand, Can We See Yours by Jimbadly: 11:01am On Jun 10, 2020
Perfecttouch:
Waka and shege for you.
And sincerely, I am 6ft 2inch tall.
The cucumba is an average one broda but if you still doubt, I guess you have a beautiful sister or girlfriend who can verify?

We know you're lying, but continue.

Romance / Re: I Just Took A Picture Of My Hand, Can We See Yours by Jimbadly: 3:15am On Jun 10, 2020
Perfecttouch:
well let me be childish small, afterall this life no hard na we dey make am hard.
And this your camera na WA o

Let me guess. You're around 5 feet 2 inches in height, judging from your very short fingers.









And your dick is prolly around 4 inches when fully erect.

Romance / Re: I Need A Wife **my Pix Included** by Jimbadly: 12:34am On May 22, 2020
Choi!

Omo mhen! shocked shocked That thing go fit destroy any lady's kpussy.
Romance / Re: Attractive Women Are Less Likely To Be Asked Out By Good Looking Men by Jimbadly: 8:28pm On May 07, 2020
Banigoprecious:


And it's still you that's complaining about make up now I look too plain lol.

Don't mind him, you're beautiful.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Toasted A Customer Call Girl by Jimbadly: 2:02pm On May 06, 2020
EzzyCarter:




You're right. But then most of the male OAP's with the sexy voice ladies drool over are usually pretty average on looks as well. Last last , voices can be deceiving grin

Exactly. Very deceptive.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Toasted A Customer Call Girl by Jimbadly: 1:12pm On May 06, 2020
Dollywood:


Can you share your experience(s)?

Well, I've worked in about 3 radio stations in the past before I struck out on my own. I know at least 21 female presenters with sweet voice. I have been with them in real life. Only about 4 of them can pass for pretty ladies, the rest are plain-looking to outrightly ugly.

I know a lady who works with Glo as a call center rep, she has the sweetest and sexiest voice you've ever heard with perfect accent and diction, however she's anything but good looking.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Toasted A Customer Call Girl by Jimbadly: 12:53pm On May 06, 2020
Girls with sweet voice are usually very ugly. All those female radio presenters with sexy voice are extremely unattractive in real life.

Speaking from experience.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Is Love Broken by Jimbadly: 5:07pm On May 05, 2020
jacqline:
��..Hello dear fellow nairalanders�


Please my friend is broken and I don't know how I can be of help anymore. I would be glad if lalasticlala would push this to the front page for more people to voice out their opinions on what would be of help.


This girl is my best friend and I love her so much. She is the nicest most amazing friend I have ever met.
She is funny and beautiful when I say beautiful, my bae is very fine, she now has red hair and hazel eyes. She is tall and has small British accent everybody just want to get close to her
and when she smiles her two dimples just makes this babe fire. She is very funny and acts like cartoon but she is also very honest and easy to see through. When she is angry you would see her face red and when she is embarrassed she'll just be pink�.
I hope she'll be able to get her glow again.
I video called her yesterday and I noticed all the colour on her face and the glow she used to have have all faded.
I asked her what was wrong and she just said the same thing she has been telling me for a year and a half now. That she was losing herself, all because of one boy like that in our school. I was not surprised but rather felt pity for her.
The whole gist is like this.
Back in our 200 level, she told me one time we were in class reading that she had a crush. At first I thought it was just a normal thing for someone to have a crush, so I told her that it would fade with time that it was just lust. Then as a curious person � I used style to ask her who her crush was and she told me his name Jericho ( not his real name). I laughed at her because this boy in particular is a good Christian boy and was too focused to be involved with any unnecessary thing he was a year ahead of us in class.She told me the boy was always looking at her. I told her he was always looking at girls that she should just forget him. I was hoping she was going to give up because this boy is very famous in my school, he is very fine and intelligent so girls used to rush him like market. I thought that was the end of the story. Until one time when we were in class reading, the boy walked to where she was and they started talking and laughing for hours. At first I was surprised because she said they just met three weeks ago and now they were acting like they knew each other for years. Wetin consign me, when I was done I told her I was leaving but she was too carried away leaning on the boy, smiling. Toh as per I no send I walked away. Sometimes, I saw them in church.
Me I didn't know what went down again till one time she came to my hostel to lament. She said she had been texting the boy and he normally takes days to answer and that he was always acting like he loved her one time and the next day he was cold. I advised her to put her books in place of the boy that she didn't come to school to be following man around. We ended that one there, she even deleted his number and began to get more busy. I noticed something during that time, that she looked more lost and sad, I brushed it off thinking it was school stress but my people my babe lost every spark in her. I tried telling her to attend more students fellowship but she refused, my babe said she was not into attending meetings anyhow. We closed that one again and went for summer break.
When we resumed I saw her hugging the boy outside class one day, me masef I shock. I cornered her to one side na to know what's up. Kelly told me, that he called her during the break to apologize and to tell her he would make up for all the drifting and heartaches. I no talk again oh. I must say he began to take her out to cut her hair, comes to sit close to her in chapel, takes pictures with her, even doing other things that surprised me, me been think say na Christian brother till I saw him winking at her one time from the technical unit stand. Sometimes when my babe is not looking I would turn to that place and see him staring at her. I concluded that maybe he was now into her. They hugged, talked laughed, all the glow for my babes face came back like rainbow. I found myself envying them. Because she would show me their chats, how he would apologize when he texted late, all the compliments from any new haircut. What I admire about their gist was, that there were no sexual discussion only family and health and other cute things.
Kelly would show any of her other clique their texts, their pictures, the things they do together.
I think that was what led to what I'm going to discuss later on. The girls in my school are hungry for this nigger, omobabalowo con get sense and brain ontop.
Laslas, one thing lead to the other, one other girl in our clique later told me and Kelly there was another girl In another department that Jericho was inlove with but the babe no wan do and the babe na hot chick. You should have seen all the colours fade from her face, she began to cry. She kept saying "I've made a fool of myself". Na so the love do catch the girl.
She walked away and when I went to see her later on, she told me she had already deleted his number and was ready to move on. She said the reason she was doing this, was because he was always taking time to reply and when she first told him she liked home he said what does it matter that people change and feelings fade. Then he added what would she do if she stopped liking him. She said the feeling was not mutual and if that "hot" chick from the other department was involved that was the end of it. From the way she narrated the story, I too thought I was better if she stopped talking to him. Sometimes I question myself if it's out of jealousy or personal opinion.
I think she tried her best, because she wiped all their pictures again, deleted whatsaaps chats, deleted his number.
But Everytime I looked at her, I think she was hurting. She is the easiest person to read. Sometimes when we were together she would just hold her chest and tears would fall from her eyes. I think she really loved him from what she said one time"I feel peace when I'm with him".
I think she is still hurting because from the video chat, she said since she deleted his number he never called or texted but before that, she had called one day but he didn't pick or return the call. I think her doubts were cleared from that.
But my babe looked miserable and her voice was cracking I didn't have to ask she told me she was deeply hurting and hope she would heal some day.

I want to tell her the truth that she was the one pushing herself all over the boy, but I think that would be rather harsh. What should I tell her?, My baby is broken.

Nawa o. One full page of drivel and garbage dedicated to talking about teenagers in love.

The way I'm seeing you, you must be the chairperson of aproko mongers association of Nigeria in your school. I'm imagining you with long mouth honed by many years of gossiping.

What the fvck is all this rubbish post for Pete's sake?




In fact, I think you, your deluded teenage friend and the fvck boy are all mad!

Can you imagine? She even called on the mod to move this piece of bonkum to front page.

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke's Son, JJ, Rocks His Shades In New Photo by Jimbadly: 4:12pm On May 05, 2020
I thought Jim Iyke's baby mama was white. Why is his son dark?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by Jimbadly: 6:35am On May 05, 2020
Denique:
Wow!
I just stumbled on this thread. Didn't know NL had this segment.

@OP, quickly come and mark attendance for today grin

Sweery are you a virgin?

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Romance / Re: How To Get Your Dream Girl by Jimbadly: 6:03am On May 05, 2020
That lady there is my dream girl. Cute face, small perky boobs and lovely bod with flat tummy.

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Romance / Re: COVID19 Drip! Lady Used Nose Cover As Bra. PHOTOS by Jimbadly: 5:43am On May 05, 2020
Perfect body.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Can Someone Help Identify The Media/materials Used In This Artwork? *pix* by Jimbadly: 11:15am On May 04, 2020
WILLuKPquiet:


He tried but not quite right.

That is an abstract sculpture, made of Body filler.

It is actually supposed to be fibre glass but most guys use Body filler to cut cost. Body filler is cheaper than fibre glass materials.

I can break the process down for you guys but I will need to see a few guys signaling their interest to learn.


Oh, is it the body filler used for car body repair?

I'm interested in learning. Just wanna make them to decorate my house. I love art.
Romance / Re: The New Lifelike Female Robot by Jimbadly: 6:42pm On May 02, 2020
Does it have a vagina and can it fvck wella?
Politics / Re: Anioma V Igbo by Jimbadly: 6:59am On May 02, 2020
Wonderful piece. Very educative and illuminating.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: N Korea's Kim Jong Un Makes First 'Public Appearance' In Weeks (Photos) by Jimbadly: 5:51am On May 02, 2020
He looks fitter.

Ntoor to haters.

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