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Politics / Re: Zara Umara Zulum: Meet Daughter Of Governor Zulum by Jimbadly: 10:59pm On Aug 08, 2020
Chii59:

grin grin yeah, right. Now I see the semblance

The resemblance between the two pics below is very striking. grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Zara Umara Zulum: Meet Daughter Of Governor Zulum by Jimbadly: 10:41pm On Aug 08, 2020
Chii59:

E pain am grin
Yawns

Are you alright? Wetin pain me.

Anyways, have a good night Miss jagged-teeth. grin

Politics / Re: Zara Umara Zulum: Meet Daughter Of Governor Zulum by Jimbadly: 10:25pm On Aug 08, 2020
Chii59:

Like your gf/wife's /sister /mother's own.


No, like your mama's teeth. You're a spitting image of her. You kinda remind me of a viper baring its fangs.

BTW, how did you delete all those your sickle cell threads? And have you finally managed to get a man to fvck you after so many disappointments in the past on account of your genotype?
Politics / Re: Zara Umara Zulum: Meet Daughter Of Governor Zulum by Jimbadly: 2:35pm On Aug 08, 2020
Chii59:
She's cute, like me cheesy

With that your otalikoko set of teeth?

Celebrities / Re: Abel Jurgen Wilhem: Meet Cossy Ojiakor's 30-Year-Old Fiance (Photos) by Jimbadly: 7:10pm On Aug 07, 2020
This lady disgusts me. I wonder what he saw IH her.

Congrats to both of you all the same.
Romance / Re: I Love How Americans Name Themselves! by Jimbadly: 10:50pm On Aug 06, 2020
Oworonshoki, Abule Egba, grin grin
Family / Re: African Nanny Saved Boss' Child In Lebanon Explosion by Jimbadly: 10:21pm On Aug 06, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
Then you must be mentally stupid for quoting me

You even look _retarded judging from your profile picture.
Romance / Re: Introverts Only!!! Which Is More Stressful, Receiving/making Calls Or Going Out? by Jimbadly: 6:03pm On Aug 06, 2020
francesco01:
I'm a confirm introvert oh. I don't like calling people. I hate picking calls. I find it very stressful to go most times, because I would assume, the whole world is looking at me, which is true, whenever I goes out. as I'm typing now, I'm feeling hungry as madt, I planned cooking rice, but I need to go out and get it, but it's so stressful for me to go out now and get it, because I'm so shy. I like going out more at night.

in reality I'm a super -introverted guy, but online I'm one of a hell loudmouth and badt boy.

So how do you manage to get girls to _fuck with that thin dick in your profile, since you're super introverted?

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Family / Re: African Nanny Saved Boss' Child In Lebanon Explosion by Jimbadly: 4:10pm On Aug 06, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
You must be stupid for quoting me

Your comments are always discombobulated and full of errors. Signs that you're mentally deficient.
Romance / Re: Introverts Only!!! Which Is More Stressful, Receiving/making Calls Or Going Out? by Jimbadly: 4:02pm On Aug 06, 2020
Dew04:
lolz.. It was a nice excuse to avoid people.

Eiyaa.
Romance / Re: Introverts Only!!! Which Is More Stressful, Receiving/making Calls Or Going Out? by Jimbadly: 6:12am On Aug 06, 2020
Dew04:
Most often, I'm a weird fvck.
Recieving calls give me hypertension. I prefer texting.
Going out is a burden.
I won't call unless it's urgent.
On social media, I just view memes. Dealing with people is nerve racking. My greatest desire would be to get stranded on an island, isolated from the world. With an extensive library.
I'm grateful to Covid19 and the lockdown grin

Seems like you print money from your laptop, since you're grateful for the lockdown.

Or maybe, you're still doing 'mama tank ma'. grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: Obaseki Redeploys Osayande Aisagbon For Not Providing Kolanut At Oba's Palace by Jimbadly: 4:52am On Aug 06, 2020
grin

Obaseki's re-election bid has been beset by all forms of bad luck and gloomy tales. From multiple resignations/defections of his top aides and commissioners to large members of the state house of assembly declaring support for Ize-Iyamu, to his family declaring support for the opposition, to several protests in the state capital over his inability to pay salaries, etc, and now, his protocol officer 'inadvertently' coming to Oba's palace without kolanut and gin grin (maybe he's covertly working for Ize-Iyamu now). Bad luck.

There's a sense of foreboding about the whole campaign of Obaseki, everything is pointing to the fact that he'll fail woefully in the election.

I feel pity for him, he cuts the image of a drowning man grabbing at straws. sad

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Family / Re: African Nanny Saved Boss' Child In Lebanon Explosion by Jimbadly: 11:59pm On Aug 05, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
thANK GOD THEY ARE BOTH SAFE i hope the nanny is not an aftrican eg nigeria

Seriously, oga I really wonder when you'd start commenting with your brain and using grammatically correct and error free sentences.

Health / Re: Meet A Beautiful Nigerian Girl Who Is A Native Doctor. by Jimbadly: 3:31pm On Aug 05, 2020
Would have loved to see her in her 'native doctor regalia'.

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Romance / Re: Apart From Being N****, These Tribe Use Goat Hair & Mud To Style Their Hair by Jimbadly: 10:36pm On Aug 04, 2020
pretydiva:
Some people are still leaving in stone age. Na wa oo

'Living' not 'leaving'.
Romance / Re: Social Experiment, I Created A Female Tinder Account, Here Are The Results(pics) by Jimbadly: 5:09am On Aug 04, 2020
Fmlao:



The dead has no power over the living.
Stop displaying your foolishness online

Shameless, unscrupulous scammer!

May your picture and that of your sisters be used for scamming by people you don't know.

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Romance / Re: Social Experiment, I Created A Female Tinder Account, Here Are The Results(pics) by Jimbadly: 11:51am On Aug 03, 2020
Fmlao:
Na that dey amaze you.
I opened a fake female Facebook account with the picture of a dead far distant relative. The lady was 22 prior to her demise.
I get engagement like mad. Likes, messages. As a sharp guy behind female account, na so I task these guys for airtime. As i type now, I have 4,350 naira card on my phone.


Weak guys forming woke everywhere

You used a dead lady's picture to scam guys on Facebook, and you are nor ashamed of yourself?

I just wish the dead woman's spirit will strike you with paralysis for using her picture for scamming.

Business / Re: Shoprite To Leave Nigeria After 15 Years - News24 by Jimbadly: 11:24am On Aug 03, 2020
Or11:
Nigeria is such is dumb country. Imagine suspending withdrawal on Nigerian ATM cards abroad when many Nigerians are stuck abroad because of the COVID 19 pandemic. The Embassies are also shut. Ordinary 24 hours power seems impossible. Sowore should do his revolution fast abeg.

You know you can start the revolution yourself and make a name for yourself instead of waiting for Sowore.

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Romance / Re: Is It Normal For A Girlfriend To Avoid S*x Talks? by Jimbadly: 12:47am On Aug 03, 2020
aIrbenIc:


Thanks!

You're welcome.
Romance / Re: Is It Normal For A Girlfriend To Avoid S*x Talks? by Jimbadly: 12:22am On Aug 03, 2020
Get a new girlfriend and stop disturbing our peace.

Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by Jimbadly: 11:46pm On Aug 02, 2020
aremuforlife:

You failed to understand what the op meant, but choose to believe what you want to believe. You left denomination to another, you dont need to condemn them but leave them with their God.
There is a designated angel assigned to you while in the fold, when you left the fold, the angel will also depart from you.
Ccc
C&s
Are not churches without path, they have doctrines to be followed, they have rules and regulations to be followed, they have do and don't.

Maybe you meant to say that there is a demon attached to each member of the church. undecided

Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode: Lesbianism Has Become Very Rampant, A Woman Tried To Woo Me by Jimbadly: 8:05am On Jul 31, 2020
asanwafo:
waisted generation! They will not comment on this thread

It's "wasted" not "waisted".
Romance / Re: See Beautiful Photos Of The 2020 BBNaija Housemate Who Claims She Masturbates by Jimbadly: 6:55am On Jul 29, 2020
When there are mai gidas with big blokos ever ready to dig her pussy and satisfy her raging libido, she's there fingering herself.
Family / Re: Beautiful African Lady Commits Suicide Because Of Pressure From Family In Africa by Jimbadly: 9:01pm On Jul 28, 2020
You mean those beautiful breasts I'm seeing there were wasted just like that?

Family / Re: Boy Becomes 'Calm Down' Ambassador After "Mummy Calm Down" Viral Video by Jimbadly: 8:48pm On Jul 28, 2020
Like play, like play the boy don blow o.

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Celebrities / Re: Nwele Michael Chukwudi 'Chuchu' Tattoos Angela Okorie’s Face On His Body by Jimbadly: 7:28pm On Jul 28, 2020
Ebidosie ọ na-asọ. undecided

TV/Movies / Re: Pastor Prince Dickson: 'Laycon Will Be BBNaija 2020 Winner' by Jimbadly: 6:48am On Jul 28, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Are you God?
Is God you?

Did God tell you he has nothing to do with the program or not?

Abeg, who is that lady on your profile?
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Have Forgiven My Ex-Husband For The Sake Of My Son by Jimbadly: 6:26am On Jul 28, 2020
Fuckdem:
Tontoh the coperate olosho

It's corporate not coperate.
Celebrities / Re: AMCON House Takeover: Toke Makinwa Laughs Off Report by Jimbadly: 5:55am On Jul 28, 2020
Rityonyi:
Please guys help a sister, I want a job in Imo State.

I'm in Imo state at the moment. Hope Uzodima and any other person that can help me with a job my email is elegantlady488@gmail.com

My qualification is Bsc Banking & Finance

Job is not limited to banking or finance sector.

Thanks.

Can you work as a concubine/mistress?

Pay is attractive. 145k per month. Location; Anambra.
Romance / Re: Can't Believe Only This One Drug Cure All This Multiple Diseases. by Jimbadly: 6:47am On Jul 27, 2020
youngfocus:

Did u follow the instructions of using it sir

The instructions were strictly adhered to, especially that of holding it under the tongue for some minutes.

It's an incontrovertible fact that the pack of sweets is not efficacious as claimed by the marketers, yet steeply priced.
Romance / Re: Can't Believe Only This One Drug Cure All This Multiple Diseases. by Jimbadly: 10:34pm On Jul 26, 2020
Stop deceiving people!!! I spent 52k on this fake drug for a family member of mine and it worked nada, zero, zilch, nothing.

Totally spurious claims by the marketers. The useless thing looks and tastes like ordinary sweet/candy. Has no single potency to cure the simplest of ailments. It's better you throw your money inside a roadside ditch than spending money on this useless STC.
Romance / Re: Is Something Wrong With Me? Am I A Genius,exceptional Or A Rare Gem? by Jimbadly: 10:52pm On Jun 20, 2020
ModestGal:

Well, most genius don't name themselves, people does.

People do.

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