₦airaland Forum

Most of our signages and billboards are weak. No government agency to regulate and the structural capability to withstand long peroids of wear and tear. Small breeze like this, and everything comes crashing down. Thank God no passengers were in that bus, it could have been catastrophic. All we know how to do in this country is to collect money. We dont maintain nada in this country. Nepa poles bending too dey fear me... Make disaster no happen. We only act when disaster has happened in this country.

Nigerians love to vent anger and frustration on an unfortunate individual..

Abeg please nurture the love... It could blossom when they grow up. I hope our pungent system doesn't kwarapt the babe when she grows oo...

Absolutely true.. In Nigeria, they will put cultural, religious sentiment into teaching. They will make sure that u cannot pass.. You passed oo, they will tell u that u cannot pass. It happened back in my school whereby a certain student has been maintaining a strong 2.1.. Almost first class.. On his final semester, the lecturer gave him a B in a course he should have gotten A in.. Just 2 marks away from getting A and making it into first class. But the lecturer refused to give him saying that there is a quota for first class students in the school. Imagine.. Deliberately failing someone. Several others who finished with third class went to the UK to do a top up and he came out with a 2.1.. So what happened to him in Nigeria? a so called dullard and went to the UK to pass. Does it mean that the standard of education in UK is cheaper and of less quality than Nigeria? I just dont get. we are so wicked in this country... Yet someone will open his mouth and say that Nigerian graduates are not employable. After bastardizing the education system.. Nigeria is a systemic failure. We should be wiped off Africa..

As usual, our Nigerian brothers will abuse the service and use it to scam... Nigeria is such a cursed nation i swear.... We are the problem of ourselves....

Who book epp? Gone are those days of read your books so that yu can be a lawyer, doctor, an engineer.. These careers no longer make good money anymore. Go to BB and win 45m for knacking live on TV.. Win sweet contract for playing soccer.. The days of read your books is long gone.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . First of all, you no sabi construct simple grammar. That's because of the yorubaness in you lives on.. Why are yoruba babes bitchessss like this. Women and their insatiable quest for money. Money is a god for Nigerian women these days oo..

Small sperm ke? On top kissing?

BUHARIISCURSED:
I'm dedicating this first to comment to my future wifey, anywhere you they come locate me.


I just released small sperm after watching the video

I swear ladies and baby mamas be wondering who the babalawo that Chi Chi used to lock Davido up. That babalawo has PhD mehn...

Nigerian girls are terrible. Their love for money is abnormal. As long as money is involved, a Nigerian girl will be knackinggg two or more kondos at the same time. Had a gf back then who was knackinggg me, a married banker and a student in her school all at the same time.. Fear Naija babes mehn... A babe recently wanted to shaggg me despite the fact that she had a boyfriend...

I'm not a paedophile please. I only aired an opinion

shaybebaby:
Paedophile!

Is that a shade on erudite Professor Yemi Osinbajo? When all your masters are Muslims, what can you do? Professor Osinbajo should please step down after this first term. His name is getting soiled by the already soiled ones.

See ehn. There is no one response that will make everything perfect. Everyone with ideas and opinions that we have to respect. We can't all have the same opinions. Well I think she should take the sister out of the house. Seek counselling with her husband. Pray with him and for him. If you leave because of this, you won't be wrong. But it sucks leaving your matrimonial home. No one will open their homes for you to come in. Make your marriage work... No one will make it work for you. If you leave marriage, you may end up very frustrated.

I'm loving the melodrama going on in this shit hole of a country. Everything is upside down. Melaye should have known that he who lives in glass houses should not throw stones. They will come for you, is it not government.

You people's generation has spoilt Nigeria for good. You failed so miserably... You all went to free schools. The missionaries came in and education was good. Oil boom was on, yet your generation siphoned the money into several offshore accounts. Agriculture was thriving, but your generation killed it. Manufacturing was thriving in Kano and Kogi states, but what did your generation do, they killed it for their own selfish interests. Now you blame the youths for Nigeria's woes, yet you old hags refuse to relinquish power. You keep recycling power among yourselves, yet no improvement. You have spoilt the system and made it soo toxic, but you send your children to schools abroad. You killed the education sector and the health sector through lack of funding and mismanagement. Nigeria is such a mess. I hate it when Old men come out to say Nigerian youths are not employable. How can they be when the emphasis is on book alone. Now book alone and all the certificates in the world guarantees nothing. You could have all of that and still be poor. No technical schools in place for those who want to learn a trade after secondary school. Everyone is hustling his or her way by himself. We provide our own accommodation, we provide our own electricity, water, gas, even phone calls. Government does nothing. We have no government. Your generation need to be put in a plane rigged with explosives and detonated while the youth all gather to spit on your graves. Shameless generation..

Bad news for fans of all the other clubs... Who will now be the whipping boys that has to drop out of the top 4 consistently for the likes of United, Liverpool, City and Spurs and Chelsea to remain in top 4. UEFA should please make it top 5 for English teams alone.

President Buhari goofed big time. A serious political blunder.. Come 2019, we shall send them back. We'll keep changing them till Nigeria changes.

You'll never find a white man dancing to music at a wedding and spraying money on the floor.. Africans are daft.. A white man is already thinking of how to make the next two models of an exotic vehicle, we Africans are spraying cash and forming bad guy... nonsense.

Abegi make we hear word.. Just pray that you dont go broke for like 2 months. That is when you'll see your real girlfriend in all her glory.. Women only give themselves brain when the going is good and remains good...

If not for the diplomatic immunity some Senators have, I could have wished the security operatives at the National Assembly shoot invaders on sight.. What height of irresponsibility...

Ebuka obviously. Ebuka has got carriage. Not all men have carriage when it comes to wearing native and corporate wears.

Please Sir bring back our corruption. We love corruption. Corruption makes the economy buoyant. Corruption makes the dollar 200 naira. I love my corruption. If Buhari likes, he should use 5 terms in office, Nigeria will remain where it is. We have stagnated as a nation, and God Himself has abandoned us to our fate.

I ALSO PRAY SPURS BEATS US THOROUGHLY AT THE WEEKEND SO WE END UP TROPHYLESS.

James Bond of life.... If they hear 'kpa kpa kpa' now, they will all scamper to safety..

Abeg go Aboki Sule place go buy onions, pepper, maggi and get some firewood... Asun Civet on point...

Walahi Konji is a bleeping baastard.. See what social media have caused...

Who are you too Mr? Get off my fucking post

ItzChinnex:
Nina I know, but who are you?

I swear this Nina babe is the dumbest Housemate Big Brother has ever witnessed. You need to play your cards right. Another smart girl would have sensibly answered Ebuka's question without a care in the world. Shows that she will be so emotionally stable. Miracle should shenk her jare. All na game afterall...

See thrashing.. Very good. Eight gbosa for the Falconets.. Clap for yourselves..

Just let them be, continue your own hustle and foot the bills when necessary. Let your sister settle her marriage by herself. No one settles marriage better than the couple themselves.

KOPT33:
I am the first son of my father who is now late.

When my father died some 11 years ago, I relocated to Lagos to finish my schooling. I lived with my aunt then but I had to leave their home because I was being abused. Upon leaving my aunt's house, things became so difficult for me but I persevered with my education till I finished my bachelors.

During my lean years, I fell out with most of my family members. My mom refused to speak to me for three years, I was essentially the outcast of the family. During this period, my mom and some elders in our family gave out my sisters hand in marriage.

The couple had a trad/white wedding. Bride price was paid, all the customs of our people were followed save for one: the consent or knowledge of the first son. I wouldn't get to hear about this marriage until six months later. That night, I cried because their action proved that I was nobody, a nothing to my mom and siblings.

Anyways, I kept on working hard and soon became comfortable. I mended fences with everyone in my family, but even at that, no one offered an explanation why things unfolded the way it did or an apology. I didn't make any noise, I just picked up myself and moved on after committing the lessons learned to mind.

Six years and two children later, my sisters marriage has hit the rocks.

Now they're asking me as the first born to mediate and talk to the man.

I REFUSED.

The man (sister's husband) won't speak to my mom or the other elders he had been dealing with regarding a possible reconciliation. My family know me to be a good mediator and peace maker and they are not wrong.

I refused because there is no point mediating in a marriage that was done over my head.

As it stands now, I have no interest in playing head of house or anything of such nature. I send money, I help make connections, I foot bills for everyone in the family but I leave their decision making to them since they discounted me right from the very beginning. I have no interest whatsoever in becoming a leader in that family.

What would you do if you were in my shoes?

The kind wicked, thick black pipes wey come babes of nowadays dey take inside ehn... You wonder whether there is gold to be mined inside their toto.

lefulefu:
i won't deny...d blenze looks quiet suckable...omo its like the nipples don stand oo

Hahahahahaha.... Abeg I no fit laugh...