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Where are the Vaseline crew members?

Well I think girls from other tribes prefer to date Yoruba men.. I really don't get the attraction for Yoruba guys...

Truth be told, you girls cannot do without we guys.. Only that Nigerian babes can pretend for Africa. They will want to make love o, but just because they don't want to be seen as being promiscuous, they'll always let the guys to make the first moves. Guys generally have a higher libido than women.

Hahahahahahaha... My guy don vex...

Nigerians like wedding ehn...

It's only in Nigeria that people die when it's time for elections. Politicians and their desperate tactics. As long as being a politician is a full time job, all of these killings won't stop.

sinceraconcept:
why are Africans so bitter? are you cursing him? people hate something good o. that's why many people don't make it on time too bitter and cold hearted haba. free the man jare.

Mr Man keep shut.. are you FFK? I stand by my comments. Its his problem. His life... Shebi that's how these men behave when they think they have money.

FFK shebi u left your first family and your children. You also refused to go for your daughter's wedding. You are finding solace in the tight hole of a yellow paw paw damsel old enough to be your daughter abi. When you grow old and cannot walk, then your yellow paw paw damsel leaves you with Aragorn, you will now be looking for your first family to take care of you abi. Issorait.. let us be looking.

Same thing here in Surulere. The whole Nigeria has gone off. Uncle Fashola is still working sha.

Me too. I have been getting deductions. The small 2k wey I feel say I go manage don enter 1,800. UBA which levels na.

mhisbliss:
1. they become your enemy when you reject their advances and you suddenly become ugly, some take it as far as harassing and raining obscenities on you.

2. They get intimidated and insecure when you make more money than them, but treat you like a dependent gold digger if you make less or nothing at all.

3. B!tch whenever they spend peanuts on you, and act like they're doing you a favour, you're the one who flaunted your money and offered to spend it on me, should I pay for a date you asked me on? Those who would say my dad doesn't own a rangerover so I shouldn't want a guy who owns one, I'm trying to live more comfortable than my dad, it'll be foolish to seek such lifestyle with a man who's lesser than my dad, common sense.

4. They always ask for your number after every conversation, even harmless ones that has casual written all over it, so they can pester your life.

5. Expect you to always reciprocate their advances or end up coercing and pestering you until you agree, because you asked me out I should just say yes, I might be into someone else, I might be in a relationship, I might not be ready for a relationship, or I simply don't like you, my feeling doesn't have a switch that I can turn it on or off whenever I want.

6. They're always nice for a reason, even when they don't ask for payback outrightly, they'll sure ask for it later on.

7. They mistake every gesture as a greenlight, you smile that's a greenlight, you wave its a greenlight, you reply messages its a greenlight, you don't, you're a proud mannerless snub

8. Give them a mile, they take two, visit them at home, its a go ahead to take it to second base, resist, and you might end up getting raped.

9. Lie amongst themselves that they've dated and even slept with you just to feel fly as they get cheers

10. Assume you're sleeping around as long as it aint them you're sleeping with

11. Take back everything they got you when it was all lovey dovey when things go wrong

12. Get on their bad side and things you did in private is online for everyone, anything just to slut shame you, some even go as far as blackmail, how lowly.

14. kiss and tell

15. seeing girls as intimacy gadgets

16. Using marriage promises to keep her inline, if you know you have no intention of putting the ring(branded handcuff) on it, let her go without wasting her time, its not an achievement or a do or die affair.

17. One lover at a time please, have conscience or grow one.

18. Don't classify all girls as slayqueens, I doubt you even know what it means.

This one definitely has had her heart broken by some tribal demons. No wonder this epistle.. lool.. Babe I pray you find true love this new year.

Are they not bunch of stupid fools? Jose needs to go. He is not the right man for the job.

jamariwolf:
Is that an iPhone x?
Abeg If you no get money.........
I hide my face.
Money is good.

Girls and iPhones are like 5 and 6

None has been fulfilled actually. Buhari was the first Nigerian to travel abroad for medical treatment. We are still importing and exporting petrol. The Npower scheme has not catered for the needs of graduates. So many graduates are jobless. No single refinery has been serviced, talkless of building new ones. Fighting corruption yet there is still massive corruption in the land. Let's just be looking. Shebi 2019 is not kuku far again. Let us see what magic APC will do next year that will make Nigerians want to re elect them again.

The title is done and dusted. The only reason why Burnley are doing well in the league is just because of determination and drive. They have not much quality players, but they are so determined, a quality this United players lack. They are collecting hefty salaries, yet playing rubbish. Anyway its not me they'll kuku sack.

Shebi its only in Nigeria that the lecturers feel that they are better than Harvard University lecturers. Stupid country.. How do you explain someone failing in Nigeria and going to pass in flying colours in the US and UK. Are you telling me that the Nigerian education system is of more quality and difficult to pass? The African mentality is just plain wicked.

AFEEC... Change>>>> Scam of the century.. How Nigerians fell for this national scam is beyond me..

I thank God for Football Manager and FIFA in my life... That's all I can say..

Daddy Freeze tho. If I were Pastor Leke, I would keep quiet in the face of extreme provocation. Saying something will only make matters worse.. Let God be the judge.

What a stupid judgement. It seems this woman has serious leg oo. How can the punishment for manslaughter be just 7 years imprisonment. What sort of judgement is this. The Prosecuting counsel should reject the judgement. 7 Years is too ridiculous. This is a country where someone who stole has been sentenced to death, talkless of killing a whole human being in cold blood and getting away with it. So much corruption in the judiciary, the last hope of the common man.

Why would I wanna learn Igala? Who Igala epp? Why not learn Chinese and make money interpreting for the Igbo businessmen flocking to China for container business.

Like an adage says; The lizard enters the wall because of the cracks found on the wall. Some pastors caused all these. Christianity has become the object and subject of ridicule amongst non believers and the so called believers and more importantly, the Church is doing nothing to stop the debacle.
Different churches spring up, take certain biblical doctrines and follow it and force it upon their members. Well don't get me wrong, there will always be diversity in any social or religious gathering, but the way the Church is going about certain principles is so alarming. Now the Church is seen as a money making venture hence the attraction. Ask any Nigerian, they'll tell you that starting a church has become a very lucrative business. The way pastors flaunt wealth brazenly leaves so much to be desired. Despite the massive poverty in the land. The politics in churches these days is very intense. We seem to have brought the "Nigerian" attitude in us into churches. It's only in the Church where front seats are reserved for the rich and the influential. The back seat is for regular members. Only in the church is where committees are set up and headed by the rich and in influential. So much segregation in the church. Going to church for me in the past was a very terrible experience. I didn't come from a rich family, but the level of oppression i faced in the church from rich members' children was so traumatic. I was made jest of becuase they either found faults in my choice of dressing to the church or my haircut. I was mocked in the church, shamed. It got so bad that i had to leave that church. The bigger churches remain big, while the upcoming small churches will remain small. No funding from the bigger churches down to the smaller churches. The pastors of the small churches are made to source for funds to run the small churches, hence making thin gods over time. So much to talk about. The issue of tithing and first fruits have been really controversial as most churches have different doctrines. But i will prefer we all follow what your heart says. God sees the heart. If i have 50 naira as offering money and i drop it in church with my whole heart, and there is a rich man who drops 1m naira just to show off in church. The rich man will be recognized and clapped for, and probably made a deacon in the church, but in the heavenly reigns, God will accept the 50 naira of the poor man than the 1m naira of the rich man. God has given us the power of freewill to do whatever that suits us. We will all die and answer to the Almighty one day. As for Daddy Freeze, I won't say he is right, neither will I castigate him that he is wrong. Only God can judge that. You do what you feel is right and what you feel will be acceptable in the sight of your maker.

Feel so sorry for the woman. Such a beautiful woman will allow anger to make her kill her own husband in cold blood. Very handsome man. Why not carry the matter to the family and let them settle the matter. Now its court that will settle the issue. Very sad..

SirMichael1:
Over 4 odds wasted just like that...

ManU is unpredictable I swear. I saw how poor their coordination was and knew that Basel Would eventually win this match

I knew too that Basel would score a late goal. United played right into their hands. Basel players are really quick and technical. United do not know how to cope with fast and technically gifted players. They struggle defensively and concede a lot of stupid freekicks in dangerous areas. Madrid beat us using technicality. Jose's teams is all about brawn and physicality. That alone doesn't win yoy games. You need to be technical sometimes. We do not have good full backs. I hope City do not disgrace us next month. City would win this Title. United might finish 3rd.

Darmian and Blind are fools.. Daley Blind is too short and too slow for fast paced soccer. United played rubbish this night. Now we have put ourselves in a difficult situation now.

Well Chrome is good, but the interface is not user friendly. I prefer UC because you can do so much with UC. Ads blocking, you can view pictures and watch videos with UC. Chrome doesn't offer that. Chrome is better in terms of website rendition. It opens very complex websites. UC is limited in that regard. I love Chrome on PC, but I prefer UC on phone.

Wizkid sef dey produce hot akamu.. Lool..

Very boring memes.. Shebi Chelsea fans forget that they will visit my house too.. We shall see.

I just pity the girl. In a fit of rage you stabbed your boyfriend to death. You allowed Satan use you. Not in this Naija will u wanna serve prison sentence. Life in Nigeria is already prison itself. Wish they can reduce her sentence. And she should ask God for forgiveness.

Association of Bleepers, where una dey.

A man with fat bank account is a handsome man. Ladies will tell you that who handsome epp.

Trying to understand women is like trying to write a PHD thesis. Women are so difficult to understand. You never know what they want. Always seem to have brain touch frequently.