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You must be very stupid... Do you even know the meaning of what you are saying? Shebi we are not serious in this country. Everything is a joke in Nigeria. So let us dance and dance...

Not the era of slay queens that wear catapult rather than real underwear...

It's not a new things na. Trumps car too gets airlifted whenever he is going. He has to move about in only that special car. No other car...

It fits Sound Sultan and Dr Sid.. Small Doctor resemble tout...

Abeg anyone doing Bet Naija should bet against Arsenal winning... you go hammer walahi.. Wenger na idiot.

Toke has some really salient points shhe raised tho.. We are just being controlled by society... The male folks get away with a lot.. mothers usually pampered their first sons. Then the men turn out to become something else in the future.. I don't see it changing anytime soon tho..

Funny enough, this is the game Arsenal will now go and win.. Wenger will now feel that his boys are back.. Wenger matter don tire me.. Not and Arsenal fan tho.

Mehn we are freaking backward in Africa.. 10k for Breakfast daily. In a week, that is 70k. In a month, that is 280k.. Some Nigerians dont earn half of that N280k ooo. Yet minimum wage is 19k... Nigeria is cursed...

The guy dey lucky say dem no catch am. The kain hand that will gathet him and beat the living day light out of him ehn. In the other world, he would never try such again.

jarkbauer:
He was 78 but died at 84.

As in the thing weak me.. Maybe it was a mistake.

So there is just no point creating a PayPal account since you cannot receive money. I have several merchants who have contacted me to do business with, but they cannot pay me because monies going to Nigeria will be deemed as scam, even if its for legitimate business. I just created this business account, but i'll just leave it alone, since I cannot receive payments on it. It just sucks that I'm a Nigerian. Nigeria is such a messed up country...

This statement does not convey any message. But the matter is already in court. What is clear is that the accused and the victim are affiliated to Chrisland. Why is the story just seeing the light of day now?

Thanks to Mr Olamide Adedeji.. Who even found out that an overdose of Tramadol will get you high sef? We have some real science students in this country with their experimental skills. Abeg NAFDAC what of we that use the drug as analgesic nko? Its actually an analgesic.

Haaaa. 4-1 bawo... Funke!!!! Emmanuel are you telling me the truth?

Pastor Oyedepo said he has been flying private jet even before some of us were born. See they will argue that they use it for evangelism. These men of God travel far and wide. Let us allow God to judge. We have no right to judge these men of God oo...

Kudos to this young girl. If it were in saner societies, top ICT companies would be seeking for her to train her to be a top ICT guru. But we have a sixty something year old minister of ICT who knows nothing about setting up a desktop.. Nigeria is just messed up... shame of a country.

Bros... my advise is for you to find yourself another woman. This girl is not serious at all.. There is surely something she is not telling you. The real reason she doesn't like you. All this her mum doesn't like you excuse is BS.. Just move on.. She'll later regret it... There is no worst nightmare than getting married to the wrong person.

How does it work. I have a paypal account, but I cannot send payment details to someone overseas to receive payment for services rendered. It doesnt work. The option for sending payment details is not there.. So whats the use.... If i cannot get paid from abroad, PayPal is useless to me then. So many people in the US wont pay you via any other platform asides PayPal. Please assist me.

Hope you know say dem dey jazz each other for there? Just saying..

He was testing to check the size of the CD..

Eeyah.. Crime is sweet when you are not caught. But once you are caught like this ehn....

SARS? Guy na die you dey oo..

Well the man of God did what he had to do. The two main problems bedevilling this country of ours are religion and tribalism. We are overly religious in this country, yet we are hypocrites. We have a very long way to go as a people.

Are you sure thats not a doll? Looks like one

This young and beautiful girl made first class from a wonderful University. If it were these so called Federal universities, they wouldn't give her first class. One saddist of a professor will say she does not deserve first class. Nigerians are the problem of ourselves. We make every goddamn thing in this country difficult. To eat in this Nigeria is difficult, to get a job, difficult, to even start business, something will frustrate u. Little wonder why we are where we are at the moment. No hope for this country..

nwanza1:
Buhari is a terrorist
aisha is a shameless corrupt prostitute

so what are you sir?

Nigeria is such a funny country. Drama everywhere. Everyone and everything is just mad... Trump Donald may be righy afterall. Shithole.

There is nothing there joor. You all have dirty minds. It passes a message, which is stop touching when you are not permitted to touch. Simple

First the foundation of this marriage is faulty from the start, and any thing that has a faulty foundation won't last long. You saw the signs that this man is insane, yet you decide to stick in the marriage. You refused to equip yourself academically or even learn a skill to be able to fend for yourself. So how do u expect this man to treat you. He knows his wife is practically an illiterate and he treats her as such. My advice is to pack your bags and baggages and leave this man. Learn a skill. Start a small business, no matter how small. Pick your life back. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a better man.

It's easier to blame the guy in this instance right? Very easy to call the guy names. Women will come under different auspices and say they are abused and all. Truth be told, men go through the worse form of abuse. But only that it's mostly mental abuse. Men will pay the bills, do so much to impress his babe, borrow money, buy her the latest iPhone that was just released yesterday. Even help her family members.
Men are born to spend money on women right from the day he was born up until the day he will die. Men will go out to work hard, return after a hard day's work, then one woman will pick up stupid fights with him over trivial issues. She will call him all manners of names, compare him to Mr Perfect. The guy will refrain from lifting his hands on this woman, and rather go out to drink with his friends, but the woman will still block the door and refuse to allow him to go out. She will deny him sex when she is not happy. The man will be Hot and not know where to turn to. He still has to go to work the next day and cope with a difficult boss in the office. A woman will collect salary and never tell a guy how much she is earning, but will want the guy to drop all the money, the guy too, because he wants to form man of the moment, he will empty his bank account to please wife and her family members. Men are really trying out there. But womem will come on social media with pictures and show that she was beaten, and the whole world will still bash the man. I keep saying it that no sane man will lift his hands and beat a woman without provocation. When men love, they do almost to a fault. I feel what is doing these women is pure insecurity. Every woman feels that a man will most definitely cheat on her, and because she doesn't want to feel like a fool, she starts behaving anyhow. Women of nowadays do not respect men anymore. Social media and westernization has contributed to all these. Gone are the days when a woman will kneel down to serve her husband meals, even common water. You dare not talk back when your husband is talking. You see when women start keeping so much friends, she is bound to start misbehaving and taking bad advice from friends.. women are so insatiable, you never know what they want. The more you try to impress them, the more you are wasting your time. Women are the most difficult species on planet earth. yet they are the ones who want to get marry just because their friends are getting married. But most women do not know what marriage entails. There is a big difference between a wedding and marriage actually. Wedding is what women want, marriage is what men want. What more could Mr I have done or not done right? After 8 years of steadfastness, you decide to break up with him just like that? I feel people should stop getting married since only a very few actually understands what marriage means. Women are too much drama. I feel relationships these days is based on give and take. Girls love it that way. Give her money and she'll give you some hot se.x. I feel for that guy because I was once in his shoes, but I have learnt now. Women are easily swayed by anything and everything. True love is long gone... Have you ever wondered why most celebrities do not get married and rather have several baby mamas? Marriage is too much drama...

Rscotty55:
How does homosexuality work?

I no understand from d plenty fine girls Na shithole person like dey Chuck prick.. Na wa

See no one influenced anyone. I, alongside millions of Nigerians were willing to boot out the Jonathan Administration because what we see today actually began to deteriorate under Jonathan's administration. We all bought into Buhari and APC's manifesto for Change. We did just that and changed the PDP government in power. Now 3 years down the line, things have gone from bad to worse, we will change the Change again to someone and something else. If our votes counted during the last elections, I see no reason why it wouldn't count in 2019. All these political parties and politicians are liars. It is how it is all over the world. The crux of the matter is that our votes now count. Let's make it count again in 2019.