Why are the indigenes of ibadan not happy with Adedibu? They taught him all the tricks now. A yoruba proverb says the cane that is used to chastise the elder wife, is on the roof for the newly wedded wife.

The same Adedibu and Adelakun were employed by the indigenes of Ibadan, in the days of "Omo wa ni e je o see" (Let our child do it) to unlawfully pursue Chief Bola Ige out of power. That same thug has now turned around to torment ibadan indigenes. Is it not true that what goes round comes around?

My people, na so you go manage your father thug till he dies o.

@ Bblak
Now your champ has come. But do you think she has really rescued you?

@Ifyalways
Now i know who is looking for attention. How did you know how short i am? So you are the one who ended up noticing me. Anyway, welcome to my tall world!

Bblak:

kip deceiving urselves.Jealous of victor4u .Men u must be kidding me Ifyalways where u dey now? c me c insults o.anyways,it's all good.shit happens u know.lol
@ifyalways
your attention is urgently needed ere.takia

Npway! Bblak, no Ifyalways can bail you out of this. just face the music alone and dance to it very well.

Temmie10:

what has happened has happened so i am not condemning you. that does no good.
But u have a responsibility to take good care of that child and her mother.

Yes u dun love her anymore, you dun have to keep sleeping with her.
But you have to set them up properly,

So far, this is the most reasonable post on this thread. Everyother person has only come to display his or her anger, as if that is what matters now. Stop pretending you all. How many girls have you all slept with? Did you plan to marry them? Have girls not aborted for you? Just because you were not a casuality, you all now came out ranting and raining curses, meanwhile you all are kettle calling pots black.

My brother, the deed is already done. Stop anyother immoral acts with the girl. If you dont love her, dont marry her. Dont marry for sentiments. If you are sure the child is yours, you have to be responsible for the child's up keep. Also, if you can help the mother, both for old time sake and for your child's sake do something.

Let this be a lesson for everyone sleeping apround, wether male or female, to protect himself/herself from ddiseases and unwanted pregnancy. Let it also be a warning to every fool who may want to tie a guy down wioth pregnancy, that it doesnt always work. Let it happen naturally. Dont push it, dont force it.

Ehe, where is cute ass now?

She has been playing truancy o. Are you deliberately making yourself scarce, so that the demand for you can be high?

Now, that was not chemistry, not biology, not physics or social studies. I think we ve gone economics, this time around.

That picture is definitely not a lady. So if that is cute ass, then she is a he. But i guess the picture is just her hero.

But really, talking about ass, i stumbled on something interesting that i want to share with you guys, since we have a cute ass in-house. Enjoy it.


Pastor's Donkey

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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.
The local newspaper read:


[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.[/font]


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local newspaper headline read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:


NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:


NUN ANNOUNCES, HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The bishop was buried the next day,


The moral of the story is,  Being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery ,  and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life,  Only worry about your own ASS not
someone else's, You'll be a lot happier and live
longer, !!!!!!!!


Dont worry cute ass, it's got nothing to do with you.

Well, cute ass u sabi dodge well well. Since you have chosen not to answer Opokonwa's question which was echoed by me, i will say weldone. You know it should be ladies first, in every situation. That your answer was just a perusal.

Anyway, I am working, just like Opokonwa, but not in a Telecom company but in an Advertising Company. I am a copywriter, developing concepts and writing copy for TVC, RDC, Billboard, etc.

I am quiet, shy but resolute. I am happily married and blessed with children. i am usually on net researching and downloading materials but i also ease off tension with some Forum activities.

Now we can have your own autobiography.

See o, chychy don open an advert page for them, see as everyone dey rush to advertise. Hun, anyway, chychy, am not ready for any advertisement yet. Go on with the thread but make sure everyone that advertises pays you. In kind or in cash, e no matter

opokonwa:

Aaah Jintu

I'm not making any moves o!

Dis na Open forum _{I just dey yarn openly}

Why you dey try make cute-ass begin dey feel like Agbani Ribe-ego? _{sorry Darego?}

As una dey drag to get to know unaself _{na im 'man' wey get conversational skills begin accelerate thingz a little.}


@cute-ass

Abeg avail us an opportunity to get to sabi ourselves.

Hmmmmmmm, Opokonwa, chei, see as u dey contradict yourself! Na you talk say u no make any moves, na same you still dey tell me say you dey accelerate. Ehn, Opokonwa! Moves and accelerate no be thesame. A begi, sameeeu ni, sasame ni.

@ cute ass
Cute ass, as Opokonwa has decided to accelerate us. Please, let us know more about you, just as he has requested. Please tell him. I even want to know what he will use the information for. Tell him what you do in Norway, tell him when you will be coming home for christmas and tell him where you are coming, is it Lagos or East. Tell him evrything, baby!

@ella.b
Welcome to my world baby. I hope your coming will succeed in distracting Opokonwa from cute ass. No, no, no baby, dont get me wrong o. I am not calling you a distraction. I only want you to keep him busy away from cute ass. Mind you, it is not going to be an easy task o. Funkydot tried it but without succeess, in fact she had to run away from the thread.

But please, wether you succeed or not, dont run away from the thread. You are most welcome. You can see Opokonwa is already developing some ideas. But you never can tell o, i may beat him to it.

@ Opokonwa
This is your second chance dont blow it o. remember the suspense theory? Dont let her do like funkydot o. All the best, buddy!

Come o, Opokonwa, your handshake is going beyond the elbow o. Becareful o. I did not invite you here to come and toast, em sorry, appreciate cute ass o. You are here to welcome me. pure and simple. I should be your focus, not cutee ass. When next you make me jealous, i will throw you out of my thread.

@cute ass
Baby, why are you allowing chemistry between you and opokonwa now? Dont make me jealous o. You have allowed him to squeeze himself inbetween us, as he earlier requested. Please o, i dont want to be possessive o but am not comfortable with opokonwa's moves.

Now to the Social studies thing. Well, if you say it is social studies, no problem. that is why i want us to socialize. We mingle and giggle, you kno? It is part of social studies. So let's mingle and giggle on yahoo messenger.

Come o, Opokonwa, your handshake is going beyond the elbow o. Becareful o. I did not invite you here to come and toast, em sorry, appreciate cute ass o. You are here to welcome me. pure and simple. I should be your focus, not cutee ass. When next you make me jealous, i will throw you out of my thread.

uchetobi:

is it a crime to be above 18 and never been kissed, please don’t mind him jore

Hun, Uchetobi, you no be better person o. The thing wey you don dey enjoy since 12 years or even earlier, you dont want another person to enjoy at 18years. Tufiakwa!

Ibkaye, dont mind her o. She has started enjoying it long ago and she does not want you to enjoy it so you wont increase the competition out here. you know once you taste it, you will aslo taste the forbidden fruit. And once you start, na sos so competition you two go dey do to have we guys

ibkaye:

first kiss? nope, never even had a boyfriend before, still waiting

Kai, no curse yourself o. Or is this forum not for above 18yrs fellows? If you havent had your first kiss by now, you should be really worried. Are you trying to say you are a V, ?

Anyway, someone once said noene of us is a virgin, life has screwed us all up.

So if you really havent had your firs kiss, see me immediately.

Bidy:

Nobody wants to date me? I'm not that ugly

Bidy, if that is the real you in the pixture, then you are not ugly at all. For that reason, baby, let me be the highest bidder of all that have shown interest.

Bidy:

Nobody wants to date me? I'm not that ugly

Well, Bidy, if that pix is the real you, you are not ugly o. And for that, let me be the highest bidder of all that have shown interest.

Opokonwa, you see yourself? You too dey do Oyakhilome. Why do you want me to toast? Do they still do that in this modern age and time? No, i don't think so. These days, it is all about chemistry. Once you flow, you flow.

And who told you cute ass does not understand my language?  Can't you see how i am already living Norway with her? Or didnt you read me warning niceuzor to keep off? Oh,,,, Opokonwa, you need to learn something about body language in relationship, if not funkydot wont ever consider you o. You don't have to say everything. Action speaks louder than voice.

Oh no! Now her head will be swelling, now that you have made me do a public declaration of my moves. Anyway cute ass, you ve always known. But how come you are never online when am online? And don't you have a yahoo messenger? i want to hear your voice o.

Norway!, Oh sorry, i mean no way! How can a forum this big not allow PM? Besides the information says we can use it now.

Ohhhh, see what they are doing to me now. i want to tell my storyto cute ass alone but the forum wont allow me. Na waa o. Must i wash my clean linen in the open?

ifyalways:

   just passing silently

Sorry you cant pass silently. I have already noticed you.

chychy:

i'd say i'm impulsive, romantic and just live for the moment and of course very creative

i'm the type that will kiss a guy because i just feel like regardless of where i am, not because i want to show off but because kissing him just appealed to me at that moment.

I'm the type that will hold hands, kiss him while he sleeps, give him a massge, listen to him and the works but i'm very independent and not needy.

HMmmmmmm! E don happen.

chychy:

i wouldn't say i'm new but i've been out of touch for a while. The good news is i'm back

So welcome back but tell us where have u been and what did you bring?

cute-ass:

All ma friends are missed by me

Am i one of them?

@ Funkydot
Funkydot, i was just going through some of your posts and i discovered that you used to have crush on guys in your childhood. So was it wedding that rubbed you of that now? And please take it easy on Okoponwa, he may be having a crush on you even without seeing you.

Afterall, it is only an internet crush.

See what i mean? Cute ass is just one big Teaser. Stop it baby. Dont let me go all out for you o.

I thought you were studying my posts now. Havent you got some good information there?

@Okoponwa
Becareful o. Just stay cool wt funkydot. try and repair the laboratory so that your chemistry lesson will flow well.

Okoponwa, that may be the reason you are losing funkydot. You rushed to answer her posts on the meaning of your name. Suspense, that is what my mama taught me. I am using it well, am i not?

@Cute ass
Now Okoponwa has let out the cat from the bag, abi? Anyway, am not using suspense. I just dont want to be too fond of you yet. Ohhhh, did i say that? Dont mind me. You see, by my training, i dont always say what i mean, and i dont always mean what i say. So you have to know when i really mean what.

@Niceuzor
Ehn, because all of una don know say cute ass be ibo, una come dey rush com abi? Niceuzor, if na joke, stop am o. We dont need a bobo nice around here o. Or do you want him around cute ass?

@ General
Why are people not talking about the Private Message thing now. Is it that it is not available on this forum. If no one answers me now, i wont ask the question again o. Because i am a man of few words. very few indeed!

funkydot:


College:This guy followed his cousin to my room just as I was settling down on campus and I had an instant crush on him because he was damn fine and sexy. Though it was his cousin who was actually making a play at me and he only came along with him for the normal guy-support, we clicked better. We found ourselves talking for hours on end and forgot there was anybody else in the room(i.e my room-mate, his cousin). We took it from there and we got married 7 years ago and we have 4 kids now!!! So you see my final crush didn't go un-noticed!!

So funkydot, how did his cousin feel, when he knew he had "snatched" you from him?
And take it easy o, four kids in 7 years!

@ Cute ass
Sorry baby, you aint close to knowing me.
I am not Ibo (though it doesnt matter to me where i come from) I am Yoruba, just like you. Don't tell me you are not. I heard you speak the language or are you just a borrower of the language? Anyway, maa gbadun!

@Opokonwa & Funkydot
I honestly like your kind of chemistry. Honestly, it works. It happened in my office. we never knew they were dating till we saw their wedding invitation, meanwhile it was all antagonism in the office before they clicked. So keep up the confrontation, am enjoying it. I will soon tell you who's getting fond of who

Anyway, cute ass, me i dont know if it is chemistry or biology o. All i know is that i am enjoying your company on my thread and will go a step further to enjoy it anyother place. So keep it up. We will soon gel. Dont mind T XTIX, he's really not in the scope.

@PM Issue
Now that you all know what it is, wont you tell me how to use it? Or is it not available on this forum? You people should do something about it o!

Hmmmmm, Kabiru, are you sure?

Well, i think falling in love or not is out of our control. or what do you think? Love is something you hit by accident and when you hit it, you now struggle to keep the partner, just because you are in love. You dont want to lose it.

Anyway, i will just say, dont look out for love, but if by chance you hit it, enjoy it for as long as it lasts.

1. Three Gbosas for Lawyer. Gbosa! Gbosa!! GBosa!!!

2. You dont have to marry before you can have children. Just take care of them when they come.

3. What is the use of a marriage if it doesnt make you happy. Ask the women that are always battered. What is the use of a single life if it gives you misery? Be married because you are happy.

4. To hell with what any society thinks about marital status. Must we live up to other people's expectation? When shall we start living to please ourselves? I can afford to disappoint anybody, but i can not afford to disappoint myself. I do what suits me and makes me happy.

5. Birds of the air do not marry and are not given out in marriage, yet they are happy and even " Solomon in all his glory was not as adorned as any one of them," not even as the grass of the field.

6. Marriage or no marriage, all is vanity. Just live and enjoy yourself so much that when you die, you would not wish you had a second chance. Live so well, that by the time you die, even the chil;dren that are not born by you will miss u.

7. All said and done, the choice is yours.