₦airaland Forum

Bornbiafra:
Leave the country

Your mates earns more than that in other western countries..

Use your brains now before the both(state and federal government) Bleep ur plans up for you

You need nothing less than 2.5 M to relocate. If it's that easy, no single doctor will be left in the country.

Arry110:
I know say this country don spoil the day I spoke against yahoo on my status and everyone attacked me
We’ve normalized things that a morally wrong and we’re taking those same mentalities to sane countries

Really? You spoke against Yahoo and you were attacked?

tensazangetsu20:
Do not waste your money migrating to any African country. They are all extensions of Nigeria. Even south Africa that is the most advanced economy in Africa has a 75 percent unemployment rate to put that in context almost 8 out of 10 soutb Africans picked at random are unemployed.

75% unemployment rate ke?

Amanee:
Some areas where using 'did' seems redundant, there are lots of instances like these throughout the write-up

Are you an editor?

Qpid5:
Oga please tell us what ya doing on your system naw

Look it up online. Must you do what he does? Make Una no dey behave like illiterate.

Ayo2004:
Can't believe people are falling for this scam
Nigerians are too gullible,so this person doesn't have family to help or he would just come online and volunteer to help someone?
Which human being is that nice?
Better wake up!

Nigerians are so gullible. They throw their common senses out the window the moment they hear the word "abroad."

Dividus2savelif:
I do menial job abroad and I earn N1.3m monthly, excluding routine expenses and family upkeep fees. My gross is a like N2.5m monthly

You don't spend in naira; it's pointless stating your earnings in naira.

Zico5:
To be sincere, I don't envy these kind of people. If u like talk about his business from now till tomorrow. It doesn't change the fact that his wealth is questionable. Someone finished university in 2006 and started Cubana hotel the same year without any work experience anywhere and suddenly his net worth is $500million. Ain't God so great. Mark my words today. FBI will soon open his book of remembrance. It's just a matter of when.

While I agree with you, a few information in your post are misrepresented. First, he started his company 8 years after graduating (2006); he graduated in 1998. Second, he's worth 96M USD and not 500M USD as claimed.

Hezzyluv:
My parents where not stingy, they where just poor. however, my dad manage to pay my WAEC fee after the SSCE, I go do mistake further my school instead of learning hand work

Someone paying 950 per session without hassle is poor?

Born2conquer:
Where can i watch it

it's on twitter

JackDaAlienz:
Guy!!!
The way you describe hell everyday in detail makes me believe that you were once a landlord in hell for 400 years before coming to Earth.

Even Jesus no do pass you bro.
Jesus na miracles and vibes and chilling with tax collecters, forgiving adultrous women and getting feet massage from a prostitute called Mary Magdalene.
I know if you were alive during Jesus time you would have condemned him to Hell.

The way you fantasize about hell and doom
As if you miss that place.
U get orgasm anytime sometime terrible happens because of end time, as if you can't wait for the world to end so you can go back to hell.

Your wahala strong pass this pregnant Reverend Sister own

lmaoooo

Jeromejnr:
Burning of Churches, burnt houses, people dying of heat...

people dying of heat? Like really?

Sunnypa11:
Thank God u have sense...

I made the biggest mistake of my life investing in a pest.

I am yet to recover from it.

Please share the gist.

apatheticme:
Go and see a dermatologist!.. This looks like vitiligo.

Stop patronizing chemists, patent drug dealers and quacks! Go to a government approved hospital either teaching hospital or general hospital, demand for a dermatologist.

Therein lies the solution you seek.

it's not vitiligo

willybaby:
this are some of the things I hate seeing online, so your guy went to Sweden and now he has G wagon, if I may ask how many Swedes whose been in there own country for a long time have Gwagon, you guys make abroad glamorous instead of saying the truth, like what took your guy to Sweden, is he a professional in a high paying field or even a drug pusher who got lucky, did he prostitute over there, Nigerians please note Naija hard like wise every country.

Don't just save and japa, be wise, think well plan well

God bless you. Don't just Japa, have a reasonable plan mapped out. It just sounds ridiculous the way people portray it to be abroad. Honestly, it's "relocate and continue your struggle", but in a more rewarding way. This is more reason you see illegal immigrants hiding to evade police officers; understandably, many would rather stay behind illegally than come home because of the accompanying shame.

paulolee:
guy even for dt urban areas naim easy pass....all dis list too cost n above 1k na...i de tell u say guys de lash easily for uyo by just buying fried yam, akara n potatoes with 400 budget n d bea go follow u go ous for all nite....endless kpashing b dt o....hunger dey badly

Are you serious?

wizdooarchy3:
you better kuku continue with ur yahoo

efcc better pass foreign abuse bros

So every freelancer is a yahoo boy? This stupidity knackers me.

Odunolumide:
Resume work by 7am,then shout and scream till 5pm.
You can guess which work I do

A bus conductor?

cystation:
Start afresh abroad sharperly...forget Naija medsurge...

I know what am saying!

Back your say up with justification! So people just start hyperventilating at the slight mention of Japa having no idea of how relocation works.

matt97367:
That's what my mind is telling me
The doctors I asked here tell me there's no difference in the certificate
Thank you for your response

There's truly no difference as you'd go through the same conversion program when you relocate to US, UK, Canada, or any other country.

Bola146:
Please abroad straight........

why?

kenzysmith:
The way una take they call this money enh me wey get 4.3 million come dey feel like say I broke I never start

You're doing well bro.

mmadu5:
the best thing anyone can do now is to leave this country . anywhere is better than Nigeria .

People get killed, robbed, raped, mutilated, and assassinate everywhere. May God not let us jam.

Drizzy5001:
you are mad, like say no be naija u dey, can you swear that u have never cheated anybody before, pls get out. Animal

Always finding every means to justify fraud. No problem, it's a matter of time nemesis catches up with you and you spend the rest of your miserable life behind bars. Low-life

Drizzy5001:
No. To be wealthy u must engage in runs. Take Nigerian lecturers for example, most of them can not be able afford the jeep and expensive cars they ride, if not for sorting

what kind of warped mentality is this? You must engage in runs to be wealthy? Mumu

majamajic:
On a particular forum one guy said he is looking for a wife to marry , that him is very ok , but need a wife that is beautiful and earn from 150k monthly and above , and must screenshot present account balance

Na so we sit down dey observe confirmation of ladies salaries and account balances , since then I come double my hustle . A particular 26yrs old earn 450k monthly , one 23 yrs old posted salary confirmation of 580k , but she was ruled out cos she was under age , the guy demanded from 25yrs , about 100 of the husband applicants earn above 150k

what forum is that?

crowniran:
Good day sir. My name is Timi, sent you a mail already. Can we connect?

Hi Timi, please how long did it take you to prepare for the GRE? I'm considering giving it a trial, but I'm heavily engaged. I plan writing IELTS general as I'm targeting express entry and currently work as a scientific editor which is mentally tasking and time-consuming.

Jarus:
My first

I got my first job in one of the Behind investment management companies in Lagos, shortly after graduating from school, even before going for NYSC.

I found many things interesting. Yeah, good food for lunch. The informal gists with fonee speaking colleagues. I tried twisting my tongue too, make dem no think say aboki no dey speak turenchi, but my aboki accent no gree. I don improve sha.

The craziest thing was getting to work – crazy traffic. Having being used to strolling to classes in the university, adjusting to working life wasn’t easy. In the university, I used to go back to bed after my 5.45am Muslim prayers, and sleep till like 7.30am before preparing for classes. I can prepare for and get to class within 30 minutes after all. And I can choose not to attend classes, anyway.

But working in Lagos – my first post-school – was a different ball game. Not funny at all.

I stayed at a very far distance. I had to leave home by 5am every morning, sometimes having to do my Muslim prayer on the road. Of course I was hopping public buses, most times. I still struggled to get to work by 8am. Almost 3 hours on the road, every morning.

Work hours was officially 8-5pm, but with a caveat that “you may be required to work longer hours”. Well, that should actually be the rule, not the caveat. It was long hours everyday. 5pm? The work was just starting. 8pm? Okay, you may be free to go home then. And I spent between 1 to 2 hours on the road in the evenings too. Most times I got home after 10pm, sometimes after 11pm.

It didn’t matter whether there was oro (late night fetish activities in some Lagos communities with prior announcement on restriction of movement after a certain time in the night) in the suburb of Lagos I was staying. Wetin you go tell Oga? “There will be oro in my area today so I have to leave by 7pm to get home before 10? “

Well, guess where I landed on my fifth day at work?

Hospital.

I just sent an sms to my direct supervisor that I wouldn’t be able to come to work that Friday – my first Friday. I spent the Friday at the hospital. Too much stress.

what? You were literally working for approximately 12 hours daily? Really? Mehn

DkJay:
Thanks for sharing.

I'm a bit curious; how much did you make on a monthly basis while you were there?

Eleven years later, where are you now? What are the working conditions like for you currently?

As for my working experience, they've been mild to averagely good. For now, I work from home.

At some point, I plan to go out there and start a string of companies, but I'm not looking to work for anyone, no sir.

Good to see a fellow remote worker. How do you deal with nosey unknowledgeable neighbors who think everyone working remotely is into internet fraud?

SamReinvented:
If you're single and studying far from London, yes. I spend less than that. My rent is 350, and I spend around 80 pounds on groceries. I don't do any other major spending outside those two things.

wow cool. Thanks for the heads up.

countycarer:
Does this include accommodation?

Yes

Please; can someone live on 500 pounds monthly in the UK as a student?