₦airaland Forum

EbenezerTriumph:
you took this words out of my mouth.
I subscribed to YouTube night plan for one month and during that one month I used YouTube and became perfect on HTML CSS and JavaScript.. now I can call myself a web developer.
If I was to enroll in a school ehn them for don squeeze my pocket finish

You mean you learnt HTML CSS and Java SCR via self-study and became good at it in just a month? If so, please how long did you spend studying daily?

ominilongest:
do findings yourself this one wey u dey share number dey enter group anyhow if that bros catch u and ur 8miliion wo

ClixMaster:
My major problem is constant light. I hardly see 2 hours light daily. Some days nothing. I can't wait to save up and pack out of this God forsaken place I live.

Do an inverter and save yourself the stress. It's barely 500-600k.

Awkabigboy:
I'm 100% certain you're far from being beautiful. Beautiful ladies don't ever say that, I have caught this one

Loool. You can easily tell when she said she knows 10 guys who have approached her in the past and the lady they ended up with.

suffering:
The body is not nice.

See the way CNN cheapened Davido’s cash gift of 250M naira to 650K usd. Those people won’t die well.

650K USD isn't cheap. Pretty sure less than 5% of Americans make that in a year. Even the president of United States earn roughly 400K annually.

sylve11:
While I have to congratulates her, I see no reasons for you to bring such a thing to social media.

The congratulations from people on a faceless forum satisfies them more than the feat itself

tensazangetsu20:
True my boss codes like 20 hours everyday. He absolutely never sleeps cause he's around to answer questions whenever I ask them. To think he's been coding for close to 9 years now and still codes that amount of hours daily scares me so much.

Nine years? He must be a co-founder by now

Supreme145:
I already have dummy projects and I'm still working on some, but if I don't apply how am I going to get a job?

For how long have you been learning front end?

Speak2klein:
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I tried joining but it says something is wrong with the invitation

doggedfighter:
Someone should gift me a car too.


Pontiac vibe or even Honda Civic 2007 model will do for now.

And what do I get in return?

delerx:
Exactly. In a civilised country they are all going to jail

Hi sir, as men of honor, we join hands. I need to speak to you concerning the UK conversion program. Kindly send me your digits of you're game.

daddytime:
Stale excuse....

In my time, we would convince ourselves that we were collecting back what their forefathers plundered from Africa. But you know what? The first-ever client I was sent to go meet one on one as an apprentice yahoo boy was a Nigerian born in the UK.
The highest paying client I had then was a black Sudanese who owned a trucking company.

I fleeced him of his funds, wrecked his business and invested the blood money in trucks in Nigeria.

If I tell you wetin my eye see for the business, you no go understand.

How was I expecting to destroy someone else's to enjoy peace...?

E no dey work na

please make a thread on this

kalvoken:
Am sorry but damn. It's doing me mgbio mgbio.

Like seriously, how does she swallow back those gallons of saliva in her mouth. Bleep.

I hate even those dogs that spit drop anyhow. Yuck!

Pray you don't get scammed of your life savings; maybe that even convulse you go convulse

Aether:
Eventually, even if he's convicted, the highest he'd be given is life imprisonment. This wouldn't bring the dead back, and he'd be fed with tax payers money, so there won't be any justice for the deceased.

The justice would be to sentence him to death by hanging right?

Cokahot:
Abegi,billionaire wey no get him own jet,but always on rent and is not known worldwide,e no even get money reach hush puppy. Abegi. Thief

Person wey build several estates for Victoria Island no be billionaire?

illicit:
Pls how many Ned okonkwo do we have

The Regina's own is Ned nwoko

babakb:
Honestly, the UK is a better option for now, my only problem is I don't have a sponsor to help me with proof of funds.
The only money I have is for tuition fees...

You mean proof of funds for living expenses?

biggy00000:
110,000.00

Thanks a lot man

biggy00000:
Interested in applying?

Yes boss

biggy00000:
Confirmed that the ranking starts GT (contract for 2 years) then ET .....

I appreciate the heads up boss; God bless. Any idea about the pay too?

biggy00000:
No idea about GT, however I could find out if you so interested sir

Kindly indulge me. I'll like to know please

biggy00000:
Congratulations on passing a stage in recruitment.

Please be informed that 5 stages of interview await you and individuals get dropped at each stage even till ED stage(final interview).

The above is not to scare you.

Back to your question, the take home after all deductibles (tax etal) is a little over 100,000 as stated by someone above.

Also, as ET(executive Trainee) you are employed as a contract staff renewable after 2 years base on performance. ( No worry, dem go renew am if you wait)

No increase in salary, no bonus, no upfront during the period of your contract (just your salary).

Once again congratulations and best wishes

what about GT? Any idea of the pay?

Yahoo yahoo means internet fraud, and everyone knows it's wrong abeg. What sincerity?

Wiifesnatcher:
guy be careful, I've a friend we were struggling together only for him to relocate, so after sometimes we aren't chatting because I was busy on the street but one day we started chatted again and he was telling me about how he was living fine at Ib that he got a fine job and ask if I could get the opportunity he said yes that there is even vacancy


my guy, I called him one time and I was asking how far he said I should come the following day but he didn't hang up when I started hearing he will come tomorrow and he was telling some guys underground how they will go about it when I arrived, are they going to meet the Baba or they will drugged me, na that day I stop having friends



see your blood fit run your parole, no dey think am o

Are you serious?

ifytrik:
So a friend of mine who is based in Lagos state called me few weeks back and was telling about how he is earning 225$ per week working for a foreign company in Lagos, I converted the money to naira and it was almost 130thousand naira per week

I asked him if there is vacancy in the company so I will apply and he said he will do something about it, he called me yesterday and said there is vacant for two workers and he has already collected one form for me, he said I should prepare myself make sure i come over to lagos between today (Friday 26th Nov 2021) to(Monday 29th Nov 2021)

He said the registration fee is 450thound naira, and I must come with the money, he also said if I fail to come before or on Tuesday morning next week then they will give the job to someone else.

Nairalanders based in Lagos state please help a brother, I don't want to be scammed, do you know of such company? Could this be real or another mmm?

Registration fee is 450k? It's clearly a scam

larrybabanla:
Students don oppress lecturers, wahala

Not really. A lot of students drive recklessly and even compete like fast and furious in broad daylight. Can't count the number of student who lost their lives back in OAU then. After drinking themselves to stupor, they take to the lanes. Some even run as fast as 120-140 km/hr on campus roads. Could remember back then, if you go cross road anyhow for night, you don go be that.

boolet:
Impound car wey I buy with my hard-earned money? Well, the school doesn't and shouldn't have that kinda power. Blacklisting the errant car and preventing it from going onto the campus makes sense. Fines makes sense too, but impound?

loool. They don't have the autonomy. Only law enforcement agencies do.

pocohantas:
And you guys keep complaining Nigerian girls can’t chat and I have always asked if majority of you are any better. Just look at your entry.

How old are you? Good she blocked you.

Foreign friends indeed.

Next thing you are going through her friends list to make more foreign friends. You didn’t go make friends with your fellow men, make una discuss ManU and Arsenal. It has to be foreign “female” friends.

Hustler oshi.

kindly explain what's wrong with the entry.

Aaronsrod:
Disorganisation is our downfall every time.

I invited my wife to join me. No sooner had she entered Dublin than she transformed to a demonic disobedient entity. Truly, I did not spare the rod. Oyinbo neighbour complained. Police wahala. So I made sure that daughter of the Devil left the planet. It is the only way. Just be careful to work alone. Tell nobody - especially other Nigerians. Dig deep and bury them well well.

I will share more advice after I have finished my evening meal prepared by my new woman.

It is fried onion rings, bacon and chips.

Her name is Brenda.

If I get this well, you mean you murdered?

Gerrard59:
The average Azerbaijani can travel from city to city safely. Try doing same to from Lagos to Southern Kaduna or Zamfara. The HDI of Azerbaijan is 88 out of 189 while Nigeria is 161 out of 189.

It's this braggadocio that gets me annoyed. You people are poor, wallowing in squalid conditions yet proud of it! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?!

Tufiakwa!

You people are poor? Why the projection and generalisation? The fact you're suffering isn't enough reason to think everyone is living in hopelessness like you are. Just read about Azerbaijan/Armenia war to update your ignorant self. And "Nigeria is the worst place to live on earth"; hopefully, this declaration makes you feel better.

Qualer:
it is not 'proof', it is 'prove'!!

Hope you can withdraw a dollar from the bank with this.

RapistOnBail:
You know more about your former line of business than I do.

So I can’t tell why your business was a liability to you.

But anyhow it is, Just know that those politicians and top government officials doing extremely well for themselves, have businesses they own and operate and they are so passionate about those businesses.

You annoyed me with the mention of Nigerian politicians