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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Jkpretty! by jkpretty(f): 10:51am On Feb 11, 2008
sylvao2000:
@ jkpretty

For your mind you fine abi abegi go sit down for one side jo
I dint put my pics on my profile, maybe i wish i was pretty
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Jkpretty! by jkpretty(f): 10:46am On Feb 11, 2008
Mc Omo:
@JKPRETTY

now what u makes u feel u are all that ? undecided

imagine You COULDNT JUST IGNORE THE THREAD lipsrsealed

and now someone notices u are fronting and u go hoolalacious over yourself shocked
I can reply any thread i choose to, more so that i saw my Id is there, more so that i think the person drew little facts about me. And i'm sorry i couldn't keep quite to someone throwing a remark like i pulled it up.

Mc Omo:
@JKPRETTY
now what u makes u feel u are all that ? undecided
I don't feel i'm anything some replies just makes u spill out things u don't want to.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Jkpretty! by jkpretty(f): 10:19am On Feb 11, 2008
4gotnheros:
Who knows, she might be contacting or have already established contact with the guy at the back, then coming here acting too hard to get!
And of what use will that be? To get noticed or have an air of being wanted? And how does that complement me? Or r u the poster himself? one of those with multiplicity ids.

Listen i don't have to crave to be noticed here on net. Get to know my person in real life and know for a fact that u cld kill to speak to me. Get ur filthy retarded ass out of here. Mongo park.
RomanceRe: Do You Take Back Your Pictures After You Part Ways? by jkpretty(f): 8:44am On Feb 11, 2008
Rebellious:
yeah. You'd be like "erm, so now we're are no longer dating I want to have ALL of my pictures back because you might decide to do some black magic on them. That includes the picture of me in your mind" lol Just them them go. . .they are digital anyway, I hope.
heheheheheheh haahhaaah!

Lol, Or probably steal it from his collection when one senses the show is almost over & if u have his password u'll delete the ones on net grin
RomanceRe: Do You Take Back Your Pictures After You Part Ways? by jkpretty(f): 8:27am On Feb 11, 2008
Me o, i could be childish i some ways o. I'lld love to have my pics back, Infact sef all of them. Cos i might have given him the best pictures, dat i might certainly not want to loose. grin. But isn't it just funny if i say "Give me back my pics" LMAO
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Jkpretty! by jkpretty(f): 8:19am On Feb 11, 2008
Nautillus:
Jk . . . .what do you know!!!

You now officially have a stalker . . . . grin grin
I don't know o, the guy seems to have my info
RomanceRe: Does A Man Need A Woman? Does A Woman Need A Man? by jkpretty(f): 8:14am On Feb 11, 2008
When i need to do things like lifting heavy objects, having kids, i'll make use of a man cool automatically, yes i need them.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Jkpretty! by jkpretty(f): 8:06am On Feb 11, 2008
u don miss road
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by jkpretty(f): 3:59pm On Feb 09, 2008
There's a real big deal in rhyming its not a hype
Really hard to make words flows, into lines as u type
Trying to make huge sense with little psych
Making ur words heard without a mic cheesy


Hi all
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Your Partner Bed Wets? by jkpretty(f): 3:02pm On Feb 09, 2008
In boarding school (High) we saw a lot of this things. I believe if u are past 15 yrs & still bed wet Its a Problem.
RomanceRe: What Gift Can I Give Her? by jkpretty(f): 1:09pm On Feb 09, 2008
Granny Almond Joy, U dey crase!!! LMPAO!!! what a cantapant!
FamilyRe: Would You Love To Have Twins In Your 1st Pregnancy by jkpretty(f): 12:32pm On Feb 09, 2008
Yes! yes!!!! i'lld really love to. I've prayed for twins all my life. cheesy

once they are out, then one more try. I'lld like to have three.
CultureRe: Can A Nigerian Man Be Happy With An English Wife? by jkpretty(f): 10:12am On Feb 09, 2008
@poster
U don't have a problem, u are just worrying over nothing. The only thing u need do is pray cos both good & bad things needs prayers.
EventsRe: Must I Print Wedding Invitation Cards ? by jkpretty(f): 9:20am On Feb 09, 2008
Yes, not compulsory but very necessary.
RomanceRe: Is It True That Women by jkpretty(f): 9:16am On Feb 09, 2008
@ Poster

People say that a lot but i believe that everyone, (both male & female) have something to worry about through out their lifetime. cool
RomanceRe: Your First Kiss by jkpretty(f): 5:07pm On Feb 08, 2008
My first kiss was stolen by my primary school teacher cry (Uncle Johnson) I still remember his whiskers mustache pricking my cheeks. He pulled me out of morning assembly & took me to his class, he wasn't even my teacher. cry I went back to the assembly & stiffened myself thru out that day. I hate his guts for life & i couldn't tell my mum, i wonder why.

I didn't have a proper one until i was 19 & that felt welcomed cheesy
RomanceRe: Toasting A Girl by jkpretty(f): 4:21pm On Feb 08, 2008
NaJa HaJe:
well you could wash her with lemon acid and then baste her with Margarita sauce then shove in the oven.

wait for about 30mins . . . . . she'll be golden brown and succulent.
Wow!!! i cldn't have thot of any thing better than this. Nice toast. wink
RomanceRe: Is She A Lesbian? by jkpretty(f): 4:09pm On Feb 08, 2008
bennygee:
wetin dey sweet people with sucking of breast sef?
no be this same breast wey all of us suck when we be small pikin?
when we marry we go still suck am tire.
na wa oo
huh huh huh Ki lon so o huh
RomanceRe: Pet Names by jkpretty(f): 4:06pm On Feb 08, 2008
call her shokolokobangoshe cool
RomanceRe: Would U Marry Or Date A Physically Challenged Person? by jkpretty(f): 3:55pm On Feb 08, 2008
obstead200:
Walahi, I don't know. I would'nt say yes or no. All I can say is that I don't pray that such will be my portion.
Word
@ i'm not sure i have the patience undecided
RomanceRe: Have You Gotten A Girl Pregnant Before? Share Your Experience! by jkpretty(f): 3:52pm On Feb 08, 2008
Gamers:
"Have you had a baby and didn't marry its mother?
Does this have anything to do with ur id Gamers

Gamers:
For me, its been hell!
I certainly don't expect less
RomanceRe: She Fled Because I Told Her Im Not Gonna Stick To My Wife To Be Only. by jkpretty(f): 9:44am On Feb 08, 2008
outlawcum4:
there's this girl living next to our building, she comes around only to play with my sister, whenever my sister is not around and i happen to be the only one at home, she would like to make up some topic just to get me talking. well, i'm a good story teller and she likes me for that.
she had been showing me some love interest all this while, but i made one goddamn mistake to have included in my stories that > I WILL NEVER STICK TO MY WIFE TO BE EVEN AFTER MARRIAGE, well, since then, the girl Dey give me gap. and when i try talking to her, she wouldn't feel free to talk me back like how she used to do back in the dayz.

well, i never mean to double cross, but she can go to hell if she thinks i may not be faithful to her after marriage.
You've already concluded, so why come here. To hear our views huh over what exactly. That some girl is after your ass. I'm glad she knows what's good for her. Another notice-me-or-i-die on nairaland.
RomanceRe: Is She A Lesbian? by jkpretty(f): 4:14pm On Feb 07, 2008
@ Aisha
I understand u, girls do change in front of eachother without thinking. The shock must have absorbed u for a long time. But try making it shorter next time. Once they grab ur boobs. Throw a dirty slap!!!

@Sillyboy
Wait till a boy kisses u b4 u know u can actually freeze at somethings u don't expect. But I'm certainly sure u'll lick ur lips & relish the moment for the rest of u life. Lol
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Don't Give On Val Day But Expect?. by jkpretty(f): 3:13pm On Feb 07, 2008
sillyboy:
@ jkp

What is syntax and what are semantics?. . . . . opps forgot u be enhlish teacher. Am not into english oooo but believe me am so good at auditing and finding faults tongue
Ok now, do ur own make i do mine, Man no go vex

While finding ur faults sha, back out from my trail tongue
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Don't Give On Val Day But Expect?. by jkpretty(f): 2:44pm On Feb 07, 2008
Welcome

Do ur thing! grin
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Don't Give On Val Day But Expect?. by jkpretty(f): 2:20pm On Feb 07, 2008
@ Silly boy, i saw that error but decided to leave it  tongue if u observe me well, i'm more particular about syntax & semantics. I enjoy abbreviations. or shortened words. So you're an OLODO.

@Saucekid
that's the ringtone i use for my kid sister. she sure loves it cheesy

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