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I'm seeing candles in the background . Is it a Catholic Church ? Or is it a secular musical show? |
PastorKun: Mr Strive is one of Africa's richest men yet he could not afford to pay for his 5% equity in econet wireless NigeriaWho told you that lie? The case was in court and He won his case last year. |
Pennywise: For a long time joagbaje has been more or less the official mouthpiece of cec on nl. And i have followed most of his submission defending the occasionally indefensible. One reason cec haters despise him is that he is polite but tenacious with endless scriptural references. This makes him a trickish and annoying adversary.At first I thought it was a compliment. Until I saw the bold ![]() |
Gombs: Even at that, you will not still believe. Mba said he took one there, did you believe?The problem with them is not pastor chris. The problem with them is umbelief in the name of Jesus. If you check ,these people don't believe that healing is for today. They believe healing passed with the early church only. So admitting a miracle is an insult to their theology. Anyone who doesn't believe the word will never believe even in the face of miracle. Luke 16:31 And he said to him, If they will not give attention to Moses and the prophets, they will not be moved even if someone comes back from the dead. |
WinsomeX: Go to the healing school for a two week period with a sick person and come and tell us what you observe. That's all I am asking.I have been there ,I saw miracles with my eyes. I have sent people there who came back healed. And many of them got healed before pastor chris even get to pray for them. A particular woman who had issue with blindness began to see in one of the classes of faith teaching. few days before pastor chris prayed for them . What can be stronger than the testimony from the mouth of a man. We all heard the testimony of Mr strive . He Is one of Africa richest men. How much will pastor chris pay him to come and lie that he got healed. The hospital where he was billed for operation is a notable hospital in the uk. After prayers he went back there and the doctors were amazed .they had to refund his money which he deposited. |
hydrocarbon: Some time ago a south african raised an alarm on this same fake miracle matters about pst chris how he's been use 2 act as a sick man,this "MOG" wey like wordly things like this ! (A.k.a jerry curl pst)I bow 4 dis man o,I dnt need a soothsayer 2 tell me about this fake MOG...the bottom line of this matter is "pst chris is ƒΔĶΣ" take it or live itBut it's all a lie. Rather they were paid to tell a lie against CEC. Members of the South Africa first family attend CEC. The First Lady attend CEC. She was in our last IPPC . She was recognized openly. You guys are just gullible of hearing lies and deception. |
WinsomeX: Is there any Christ Embassy member on this thread who quite naturally doubts SirJohn, who plans to attend the two weeks healing school with a sick person to ascertain whether SirJohn is lying or not?What of the many healed cases from America ,Arab world , Asia, uk.? Can the whole world be deceived? Are you guys saying the name of christ has lost its power ? This is very funny. What of the case if Mr Strive a multimillionaire who owns econet. He got healed in the healing school of heart problem . That's how he joined christ embassy . He testified with his own mouth. I recorded his audio on my iPad. Members of the family of South African president got healed in the healing school. The wife of the South Africa president is now a CEC member. She sat in my front last IPPC . Her security aide sat by my side . The judge who presided over Pistorius murder case on cnn is a CEC member. All these people experience the miracles in Cec. Can all these noble and intelligent people be deceived. Why don't you guys for once maintain an open heart. With the understanding you may just be wrong . |
Be kaabo |
Pennywise: May God forgive you for all your deceit and lies on NL, IJN amen.Watch the video https://www.dropbox.com/l/zm7qzQm89ZWxuyrDrva8kp |
Watch how HIV got healed in a Christ embassy church: https://www.dropbox.com/l/zm7qzQm89ZWxuyrDrva8kp |
obiscolly: While I can't tell you authoritatively whether the miracles are real or staged, one thing you need to know is that faith in the word of God is what heals people.True |
2cato: though i do not accept the what the op said but such can be studied thru different schools of thoughts. Mostly it is not always easy and i respect people who have gotten to certaing grade. While some pastors goes thru cabbala some goes thru qabbala and others goes thru kabbala.Such things are not for Christians |
Afriface: .He studied ancient Egyptian mysticism, hand movement and hypnotism.Which university did he study it? |
PastorKun: You are a real dunce and you must think people on this forum are as daft as an average cec member. The fact that a man is skinny does not mean a man has aids talkless of full blown Aids.I didn't say he had full blown aids. It was HIV . And the video shows how skinny he was before prayer . And how robust he looked few days after prayer with medical record Simple question , did you observe the difference between the BEFORE and AFTER of prayer for the guy ? I'm not trying to convince you. But others watched and believe . The guy who got healed of ebola through my prayer only watched the clip of the crusade I posted here and believed That saved his life. Your umbelieve doesn't change the facts that Christ heals today through us . But for you and your cronies here . Even if I raise the dead . I will doubt . The bible is so precious and true: even if a man rise from the dead. Blind man like you will still doubt Luke 16:31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead. . HIV HEALED. https://www.dropbox.com/l/zm7qzQm89ZWxuyrDrva8kp |
shdemidemi: Now, take a look at that statement you made up there, 'how can you believe I healed ebola?'.Sorry I used that language . I got carried away . We only use such language among the mature . 1 Corinthians 2:6 Yet when I am among mature Christians I do speak with words of great wisdom. . . My apology was not made because I was wrong but because it's offensive to babes . Jesus gave the command to do it . Matthew 10:8 Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give. Its by the power of the holyghost we minister. We do it in his name . |
shdemidemi: Good to hear from you again chris' muppet.. How is mrs Gombs, I hope she isn't residing in Togo?I can understand why Jesus marveled at unbelief ! This video has brought healing to many . If you can't believe this how can you believe I healed ebola ? Look at the video again to the end and see the how sickly and skinny the guy look before prayer and see how robust he looked after prayer. He is not fictitious you can check him out on Facebook and interview him . He's a staff at the airport . I have many documented testimonies with medical proof . It will be sinful to lie in the name of Jesus . Why don't you check it out . At least supposing you're wrong at least |
PastorKun: I just finished watching joagabje's latest home videoYou are really very blind . Look at the flash back in the video again and see how skinny the guy was like a full blown aids. Can you make someone act to be skinny. This is a person who is a staff at the airport. Who mentioned his full name . You must be really blind. |
Luke 7:20 . . . Art thou the enigma that should come? or look we for another? |
Is this enigma? |
WinsomeX: Kenyan 28: Let me tell u again @Joagbaje, at the healing school, I got to know a white woman from Capetown who had bosom cancer,she was healed at the same time but less than a year later,she died of the same.Infact she went back to the healing school with her medical report to testify. Her friend called me about the death. Our phones were full of messages of testimonies between her and before she died. She was very strong in faith and encouraged me every other day.Her demise shocked me. Another woman from Ghana died too when she had already healed and doctors couldnt find the cancer. Another one from Norway died of bosom cancer later when her daughter who visited me in Kenya informed me that doctors were shocked that the cancer had disapeared. Another lady from Kenya died 2 months after we left the healing school,how?, I do not know.I do not want to live in fear of I might loose the miracle (get the sickness back) for God's healing. is true and permanent.Sin can make people lose a miracle. And there are other reasons. But still least for several months ,they were free of the excruciating pain and symptoms. If out of the thousands who got healed some had attacked of the disease. Why blame the church. What of the thousands that didn't loose their healing. I prayed for a man with ebbola in Arusha Tanzania , he got healed since August 4th , he is still healed. Every symptom stopped. I prayed for a young man with HIV over a year ago he got healed. He went for test in 3 hospitals , his status changed to negative. He has added weight . He is still healed . Watch the video here HIV HEALED. https://www.dropbox.com/l/zm7qzQm89ZWxuyrDrva8kp |
Dragonking: Guy, According to this story, Jesus hid himself then he walked right through the crowd. so we can say that in all probability he rendered himself invisible or the crowd didnt see him.Dwell on the account I gave dude. There were several incidences John 8:59 They took up therefore stones that they might cast [them] at him; but Jesus hid himself and went out of the temple, [going through the midst of them, and thus passed on.] Did he hid or not? If he did why? John 10:39 Therefore they sought again to take him: but he escaped out of their hand, Did he escape ? If yes why? |
Dragonking: I dont know why you keep on with this merry-go-round. Here is my previous response to you on this issue.vvvHe concealed himself . Hiding and mingling through the crowd. Any person with common sense should know what Jesus did here, don't try to be dishonest . There were several incidences. In Some cases he was protected supernaturally and others he took measures. Read the account here John 8:59 They took up therefore stones that they might cast [them] at him; but Jesus hid himself and went out of the temple, [going through the midst of them, and thus passed on.] He HID! Not that the spirt made him invisible . He hid , and when he got the chance ,he mingled with the crowd to escape . Didn't he stay . But if critics like you hear that a MOG hid. You will make it front page . As for paul, i still stand that he never used or moved around with armed men when he wants to minister or walking down the road.Stop this nonsense. A man only take measure in the face of threat. And the measures you take depends on the threat .why didn't paul just pray. When he heard the Jews were coming for his head. But if it's MOG that requested for protection as paul did Critics like you will make it front page . |
Dragonking: Matthew 26:52-53: Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword. Thinkest thou that I cannot now pray to my Father, and he shall presently give me more than twelve legions of angels?Yes of course , he has fulfilled his ministry and He protected himself till he was arrested, death is the next phase. . Paul protected himself , mobilized soldiers for protection (indirectly) he also escape mob by flee a city smuggled in a basket. But when his MINUSTRY was over ,he had a different disposition . He was ready to die. 2 Timothy 4:6-8 For I am now ready to be offered, and the time of my departure is at hand. I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith: Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all them also that love his appearing. A proclaimed MOG who is suppose to have the so-called almighty power of God yet cant rely on that power of God but that of men is fake and powerless. Nothing more. Your jesus has stated it clearly.Why didn't Jesus use the power instead of hiding and escaping? |
Dragonking: There is no need to justify the adulterer called chris..This is just the beginning and definitely he would be exposed..This divorce saga is just the beginning of the end.Stop being silly, he didn't commit any adultery. |
John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. Everyone born into the world is born with the natural human life. Man, however, is a spirit being and needs the supernatural life to function to his full potentials. That’s the reason Jesus came to give us another kind of life—the God-kind of life. Anyone that has received Jesus as Lord has this life (1 John 5:11). The Apostle John, emphasizing this, declared, “These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life…” 1 John 5:13 God wants you to have the consciousness of the divine life in you. He wants you to be aware that because of this divine life working in every fibre of your being, no one, and nothing, can destroy you. Ephesians 2:1 says, “And you [He made alive], when you were dead (slain) by [your] trespasses and sins” (AMP). Think about that: you were dead, but now you’re alive in Christ. Can you see why you’re indestructible and invincible? Life works in you. This is the right mindset for the believer in Christ; the Lord Jesus Christ came to this world, died in your place, and was raised from the dead to give you a new life that’s not susceptible to defeat, failure or death. You should therefore live happy, joyful and in glory, victory, righteousness, dominion, and excellence. Live the triumphant life for which the Lord Jesus died. He didn’t die for nothing; He died for you to enjoy the benefits of the new life He’s given you. Therefore, refuse to be defeated or mesmerized by Satan; refuse to let sickness ravage your body! Say no to poverty and lack. Everyday, be conscious that divinity is at work in you! Glory to God! Confession. .. I’m life-conscious; life works in me! Every fibre of my being, every bone of my body, and every cell of my blood, is inundated with divine energy! I will never be defeated in this life; divinity is at work in me. Greater is He that is in me than he that is in the world. I’m alive to God! Halleluiah! Further Study : 1 Timothy 6:12. Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses. John 5:26. For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself; ; 1 John 5:11. And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. Daily Scripture Reading 1-Year Bible Reading Plan:2 Corinthians 11:1-15, Proverbs 29-31 2-Year Bible Reading Plan: 2 Thessalonians 3:11-18, Jeremiah 29 |
Gombs: How on earth did I forget to post yesterday's edition?So you didn't post it ehn? No wonder I was searching and searching for rhapsody on Nairaland yesterday I went to page 2 and 3 I couldn't find it. I came back to front page concluding it's there somewhere. Until I got tired of searching . Many people come on Nairaland to read rhapsody, pls make it more regular. |
John 7:1 -- After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the Jews sought to kill him. Was Jesus afraid ? Where's divine protection . Security is common sense. There's time to hide ,there's time to retreat ,there's time to shout JEEESUS! And the enemy falls. There's time to defend , weapon or hand. All by Gods leading and according to the present hour faith of the individual. No matter the security measures put in place especially in the face of a threat, security is still by God . But we all should know that putting faith only in measure will be idolatrous . |
Dragonking: I noticed how you carefully left out the part that stated how jesus walked through the angry mob that wanted to kill him..so ask yourself, were the mob blind that they couldnt see him when he walked pass them?That's not an issue. I picked my point of emphasis for a reason. Security is common sense. We trust in dods protection and we also take physical measures. Jesus took physical measures. Paul took physical measures. But faith is still in God to even make the physical measures work Proverbs 21:31 The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety is of the Lord. Psalms 18:34 He teacheth my hands to war, so that a bow of steel is broken by mine arms. Taking physical measures is common sense. But trust must always be in God. In Gods wisdom ,he tells us to take precaution. Those who have armed men are not necessary going to shoot anybody. It's to prevent crime by their presence. Not about trusting in guns. We do have digs in our houses,we lock our doors. Everyone has different enemies which determines your precaution, it is wrong to keep dogs in your house and criticise another for have police . |
Gombs: Dragon king, a quiz quizLuke 22:36-39 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end. And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough. |
Dragonking: 1. Was paul walking freely here with armed men or was he already a prisoner?Paul sent information to the authorities for his protection, and hundreds of soldiers were mobilized .he didn't call angel. |
Dragonking: Its a shame that you dont even know and understand your bible stories.He hid himself. Let's not twist anything. Why hid why escape? In lame mans language, jesus passed through the angry mob without the mob seeing him or knowing according to this your previous quoted scripture..Hiding is hiding . But don't say he disappeared supernaturally . That is the protection i expect all these MOG to display not by hiring commandoes and deadly squads.The deciples carried swords for your information . Either is gun or hiding , protection is protection, it's common sense. |
Dragonking: Am still waiting for the part were jesus hired armed men and commandoes to protect him from the mob...All am seeing here was that he fled when the mob was angry...Why did he flee? Why did he hide? Where's God protection. Read this story and study Paul's intention here Acts 23:17 Then Paul called one of the centurions unto him, and said, Bring this young man unto the chief captain: for he hath a certain thing to tell him. |
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Abeg cut the the crap and stop. Feeding us with thrash. The fact that he is cec biggest mugu does not make him rate in Africa.


The actors Joagbaje used in this episode deserve an Oscar for their scintillating performance
the only poor actor was Joagbaje himself as i couldn't determine whether he was trying to laugh or cry in the perfomance he put up in the last one minute of the video
but all said sha it was a really entertaining comic relief.