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Anas09:
Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.
Revelation:1:7

Come, Oh Lord, Come.

The bolded is an evidence of the fact that whoever wrote that book was of the belief that the rapture would happen during his generation and explained why he said those who killed Jesus will equally behold him descending from the cloud. But here we are, more than 2000yrs after, when those who pierced him have long been dead and gone. Do you now see the flaws in this passage of the Scripture. It just doesn't add up

superboyspecial:
I tried reading the bible all through, arm yourselves with the word they said...at the end,I found stories that didn't match...thought it was the devil playing me so I stopped thinking about them,swallowed everything I was fed,fast forward to when I was in my late teens,I was opportune to come across people with almost the same questions,that was when I decided to do more further digging and believe me when I say this...the bible has answers...you just need to read it

You're still under the influence of indoctrination. With time u will still realise it...
Only you can set yourself free from that mental slavery. Only you can!

Religion is entirely a man-made concept designed to control it's adherents using fear techniques and doctrines of eternal damnation. Lots of people can hardly differentiate spirituality from religion, if you're truly spiritual, then you'll be able to clearly see the human induced influence on every religious belief and practice. Its not of divine origin...
From a logical standpoint you'll find lots and lots of discrepancies and contradiction that might render you more confused than ever. Funny thing is, you can decide to twist these religious doctrines to suit whatever lies you intend to promote, it's an endless circle of great scam. Believe me!

daveP:
Who said no eating and drinking in heaven?


That's false. There would be eating and drinking like you do here on earth.

I guess you will equally need to shi+ too!

mostHandsome01:
so many bush people above, to break it down in simple English, this type of card doesn't need you having a security pin, u can just swipe it at any POS, or for those who travel out, u can easily pay for ur bus or train trip by simply swiping it at the payment machines. this makes payments easy . For this reason, any one who steals the card can easily access ur money since they dont need a pin, thats the simple reason why they set the daily limit at 3k, so before a thief steals all ur money, u will know.

The daily limits should be made optional where the customer can set the daily limit as he or she desires.

brainpower:
Police officers are trained in physical combat too. Actually, they are supposed to chase the hoodlums to wherever they ran to without any gadgets. There are cars they can get from anyone as long as they shows that they the police and itavan emergency.

They are looking for a way to blame the Senate again for their laxity.

Too much of Hollywood movies is having a large influence on your imagination. Berra minimize it for the sake of your sanity

Abroad1987:
thanks u made my day

Please don't listen to these people telling you not to abort that pregnancy, they are No saints either, most have even loat count on how many times theyve had to abort. My advice to you is, youve made a silly mistake of going back to your vomit and u got chocked in the process, just dust yourself, abort the pregnancy as soon as possible and move on, have in mind that once you give birth to a baby outside wedluck you automatically loose your value as a potential wife material considering the society you live in and our culture and values here in Nigeria. Even if u find someone who is willing to marry you despite you being another's baby mama, his family might not be cool with it and you're gonna drag your family name to the mud. Don't force urself on someone who doesn't need you, you've already made the mistake, but don't further make a bigger mistake by thinking keeping that baby will create a bond between you both and probably make him change his mind. You cannot, I repeat, you can never hold a man down with pregnancy, u will just end up being one of his baby mamas and watch him settle down with another woman while you wallow in loneliness and mysery.

I HOPE YOU LISTEN TO THE VOICE OF REASONING!!!

Greenpage:
30-45 mins or even an hour is very averagely achievable. anything above that is either exaggeration or influenced by drugs

Now you're talking. Those saying sex maximally should be between 2-5min are plainly selfish, just pray your babe don't test the dick of niggas who can last longer, you will loose her forever. Its a skill that can be learnt. Learn it and stop the excuses for your laziness

If u cannot naturally last more than 20min sexing, nigga u need epp

Simply Go for HIV test. These signs are symptoms of an effected HIV patient, so simply go for a test to ascertain and put your mind at rest once and for all. And put aside these religious bull crap and whatnot.

MrPresident1:
The vast majority of us have always thought that Jesus was speaking about a past generation, when he made this statement.

Matthew 24:34
Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

We have been wrong. Jesus is alive now, he has resurrected! He was not talking about a past generation, he was talking about NOW!!! This generation, THIS VERY GENERATION will not PASS...

Jesus is risen from the dead!!!

Many have ignorantly posited that Jesus did not know what he was saying at that time, and they always point to this as one of the prophecies in the Bible that failed, because the people that Jesus was addressing at that time are now all dead since over 2,000 years ago.

Ignorant people. Strongly ignorant people.

So, Jesus was referring to this generation shey? Your mumu never do you!
Every generation for the past 2000yrs always thought theirs was gonna be the last, and they all perished without the fulfillment, and so will this generation pass and many more generation pass till inifinty and that Scripture will forever remain unfulfilled. You regious people have been programmed to belief a lie!

Ishilove:
I didn't find it funny. How can the op say 'poverty is sunk deeply in someone's system??' There are some things people shouldn't use to joke

Its obvious you're under number 8 category. Leave the OP alone, go learn some cooking skills and add up more value to yourself

QueenSuccubus:


Aha...im still searching ooo..

Hahahaaah..juz kidding..

Nice!

QueenSuccubus:
Which brother?

My African brother na

NwaNimo1:
Enter any plane flying across the Sahara and you will see the earth is as flat as a pancake!

If it were round the plane would constantly be ascending/descending......

The major question is, why haven't any plane in history ever flawn to the edge of the earth as purported by the flat earthers
The earth is supposed to have boundaries if we are to go by this argument, and one should be able to fall off from the edge if one doesn't thread carefully. So, why is that not the case

QueenSuccubus:



Yes...That's the shiit they dont wanna messed up with

Are u marrying one of our brother. You seem to love we black, atleast u ain't no racist less u won't be here

QueenSuccubus:


Why not?

Kashy issa short cut actually ..but i cant give the full name coz i am using it on my social media

Oh, now I get! I thought its all kashy, like kashy and lots lots of it cos kashy means sh|t in one of our local dialect here in Nigeria And the "baby" part of it, are you kidding me, like seriously?

QueenSuccubus:



Daaammn ! See that Cuban links he's wearing sha...That's amazing...


But hang on..with that kind of chains and pendants dangling on his neck, why its only worth $216,000 not to mention his rings ?

The gold must be cheap in that country...

We are talking about hundreds of $$$ here and not naira, ma'am.

QueenSuccubus:
Yeaaah.. What is it?

Wow. Amongs so many options, why Kashy Thats kinda weird!

QueenSuccubus:


Lil Quash

I think i gonna stay with my pen name which is Kashy Baby

I just hope you have a clue what that name implies in Hausa dialect.

Na by force to believe a belief system They don't believe cos their holy book foretold that he will rule the world and hand over world power to them and recover all they've lost, and even all the lost tribes of israel. That is not forthcoming and u expect them to believe someone who oversea a small rebellious group who rose against their doctrines and teachings. You expect them to believe such a rebelious fellow as the one they've been waiting for Think again!

Ugoeze2016:
Whenever it happens with any of these networks, I give them few minutes, sometimes restart my mobile device....bam I am back online

All I do to resolve mine is change the network data setting to other alternative available option. Simply go to your:
1) Settings
2) Network Setting
3) Access Point
4) Select Airtel sim
5) Then select an alternative data setting available and click on it.
6) Or simply off and on your data repeatedly till it pick up. - For that, I recommend you put on your cellular data traffic reader so you'll know when you data is active as the traffic will be reading at the top of your phone as indicated as screen shot below.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Which sane human would try this? The power of Christ knocked him while flying to his coven at night biko

Why haven't "the power of Jesus" knock down all the witches and wizards in ya village

allanphash7:
Nobody is thanking the doctor

You can call that an irony of life. This has always been the norm whenever religion comes to play.

fbtowner:
well me and Buhari, Abacha, Obasanjo, Osama, Hitler, Shekau and the likes cannot be In the same hell it will be unjust


my brother use to say their will be riot in heaven because God did not give us what we want and he wants us to give him what he want, if we dont he will roast us ,he said when he was young he dreamed of becoming a pilot but now he is bicycle repairer

And you are telling him he will go to hell again

This really got me laughing really hard. Don't mind these hell fire doctrine, it's just a myth

Interesting15:
By Sunday Akanni Moshood

"Fools mock at sin, but among the upright there is favor" Proverbs 14:9

Today, many people makes various jokes about Hell Fire. You hear jokes that portrays the devil as a gentleman that gives people liberty to do what they desire in hell. And then funnier ones like: 'Nigerians are going to bribe satan to give them a conducive place inside hell fire'.

All these have to stop! They are unrealistic!

The danger in these jokes is that they makes people take Hell Fire with levity. Hell Fire is a place you should FEAR. The thoughts of it alone should send fearful shivers down your spine and then get you uncomfortable. Hell Fire is filled with everlasting agony, pain and torment!

You should be scared of going to Hell Fire when you leave this world. And then, that fear ought to propel you to live a lifestyle that won't make you a candidate of hell fire

Let me, in simple sentences, tell you some things you need to know about hell fire.

WHY HELL FIRE?

Hell is a place God has prepared for satan (rebellious Lucifer) and his demons (fallen angels). Cunning Lucifer was able to pull some angels to his side to rebel against The Almighty God. And after the devil was sent down from heaven alongside his cohorts, their punishment is to be eternally doomed inside the fire that never quench (see Jude verse 6, Revelation 12: 7-13, Mark 9: 47, 48)

Now, unbelievers (especially atheists) always ask: 'If God is a merciful God, why should He prepare a place to destroy His creatures'?

This is the truth: God is a God of standards and principles. When God created the world, He made it with purpose and principles. In other words, there are certain principles that governs the universe which God won't want to interfere with (God made them so in the first place).

One of these principles is: What A Person Sows, He/She Reaps. If you sow a corn, you reap a corn (and not mangoes). If you sow wickedness, you reap the bitter rewards of wickedness. If you live a reckless lifestyle of sin, you reap the bitter rewards of sin (which is death, according to Romans 6: 23)

Let's look at things with our 'human wisdom'. Why do we punish lawbreakers? Why do we send to jail thieves and murderers? Aren't we all humans? That is it! It is absurd giving the same rewards to a lawbreaker and a law-abiding citizen. A law-abiding citizen would be praised, a lawbreaker punished. This is not wickedness, it is simply one of life's principles: What You Sow Is What You Reap!

You can't live a lifestyle filled with violence and sin, and then expect to get the same rewards as a righteous person before God. It doesn't work that way. A righteous person receives the reward for his/her actions, an unrighteous person receives a different reward. Despite being a loving and merciful God, this is a principle God won't want to interfere with.

So, although hell fire was initially created for satan and his demons, any human that would leave this world as a sinner is going to be punished in hell fire.

But, Is God Really A Loving God?

Yes! God showed His love in two big ways:

1. He Gave Us The Perfect Solution That Prevents Us From Being Doomed In Hell Fire: What solution? God sent His only Begotten Son Jesus Christ to come to the world to die for sinners (John 3:16). Anyone who accepts Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior, and then live continually obeying His Words and Will, are saved from hell fire! If you live a righteous life for Jesus Christ here on earth, when you leave this world, you are going to Heaven! (Heaven is God's choice for you! The place God desire you should be!)

2. God Is Delaying Jesus' Coming To Ensure More People Are Saved From Hell Fire! "The Lord is not slack concerning His promise, as some count slackness, but is longsuffering toward us, not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance." 2 Peter 3: 9.

What love is greater than this? God is fed up with this world that is filled with sin, wickedness and violence. He craves to cleanse the world again with the coming of His Son Jesus Christ.

God, a Holy God, isn't comfortable looking towards the direction of the world due to the numerous sin that abounds (our world is dirty!). God desire destroying the world and then make a new one filled with holiness and pleasantness. But LOVE! He is patiently waiting for many to repent and come to Him.

When you die, where is your destination? Heaven or Hell Fire? Hey, you can die before the end of today! When Jesus comes, no chance for repentance again! If the trumpet should sound today, God has tried enough waiting for more people to repent.

Therefore, before it's too late, repent of your sins, accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior of your life, and permanently quit sin and unrighteousness.

For those who are not yet believing these, listen to what the Lord Jesus is saying: "Surely I am coming quickly"

And the Saints will say: Amen. Even so, come Lord Jesus!

And to we Christians who are approved children of God, Jesus is saying to us: "Behold, I am coming quickly! Hold fast what you have, that no one may take your crown".

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If you live out of fear then you can't truly love, I hope this is not too huge a task for you to grasp. Cos all these religious folks tend to have a shallow mind I find hard to penetrate even with a bim of light.

Habibsocial080:
guy Ur wahala 2 much ooo na only u 1st serve no work abeg join the Queue

Free the nigga jor he is hustling for his employment unlike a jobless you who finds solice on social media and online forums with your imaginary lifestyle.

I hope she is sincerely saying the truth about how she feels on the matter. And I hope she won't regret it on her dying bed. Its easy to be vocal about your opinion, but mere words don't translates to fact!

Wish her luck, I hope she don't die a lonely woman!

Nice one Oyedepo. This is the way to go. I hope other MOG like you will thread this path...

fSociety:
Elon Musk was born in south Africa, you esoteric monkey

Chai!