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Investment / Re: Hackers Demand $70M After Kaseya Ransomware Attack by joe4christ(m): 5:22pm On Jul 05, 2021
Mehn. I need to learn Forex Trading. Some forest traders will be smiling now. This has effects on trading for those who know wassup
Celebrities / Re: Kodak Black Throws $100K Into The Ocean; Flushes Money Down The Toilet by joe4christ(m): 6:44am On Jul 02, 2021
Righteousness2:
The lifestyle of the young man may not be one to follow but he is Passing a very crucial and Vital message which is THE VANITY OF EARTHLY POSSESSION

Everything we can see and touch is Vanity.
Money is Paper that we give value to.
Even if you acquire trillions or zillions of US Dollar, a cent will not go with you to Eternity.
What Matters is our Relationship with JESUS Christ. Once that is sorted, you are sorted.

You and your type are the reason why Africa will always be centuries behind in development and everything good for human development cos of your thinking pattern. The religion you adore so much was exported to your ancestors by people who used it as tools to explore your ancestral land and steal your resources. They that invented and own this religion dont take it so serious like you do. But an African due to his low critical thinking mind took belief into this religion and dump his brain for an imaginary heaven.
You hypocrite. Stop using the technologies and scientific products. All these came out of critical thinking minds who rather than channel their mind towards religious doctrines, decided to use their brain effectively and end up proferring solutions to human problems and u shamelessly use these products and can't even do without.

I know this won't make u reason outside the box for a minute. But so u know, I was once like you until the light of knowledge found me.
Set your mind free bro. Only you can!
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho's House Attacked By Army, 7 Killed (Videos) by joe4christ(m): 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2021
Welcome Nigerians to a new dawn. Na now una eyes go clear!
Foreign Affairs / Re: British Crew Of Yacht Feared For Their Lives As 30 Killer Whales Attacked Them by joe4christ(m): 11:28pm On Jun 29, 2021
Righteousness2:
Everything on this Earth is reacting.
The ground and Mountains are shaking and quaking,
The sea and its creatures are roaring,
The sun, the moon and stars are reacting,
It's all about the Soon Appearance of the KING of kings.
Look up Folks! Our redemption draws Near.
The Coming of the Lord is so close Folks.

This guy u no dey tire with this delution of yours. You will keep saying this through ur lifetime and pass same to your next generation and they to their next generation for tens of generations and no Messiah will come and the world won't end. Same has been said Over 2000yrs ago and same will be said hundreds to thousands of years to come. But there won't be such event. So, spare us all these jaggons

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Posted Someone Else Love Of My Life by joe4christ(m): 12:04pm On Jun 27, 2021
Thebest12:

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I confronted her you won't believe the out com cry cry cry

Guy. Na your update I dey wait for since o. Is the said LOML her brother? Or what did u find. No dey put me on suspense abeg! undecided
Travel / Re: Skydiving Experience In Cookstown, Ontario (Pictures) by joe4christ(m): 5:05pm On Jun 15, 2021
But this is not high enough. I wanna skydive at 8,000 ft so I can play well enough in the air and fly like a bird. This has always been my dream and i'm gonna achieve this before the next 6yrs.

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Romance / Re: See What A Girl Wrote To Her Junior Sister Whose Birthday Is Today by joe4christ(m): 8:13am On Jun 11, 2021
Beautiful piece. A letter from a brilliant smart elder sis of Jss 2 to her younger sister. This is beautiful. Most slay girls are not as half intelligent enough to write such an mindblowing emotionally filled letter. All they are good at is disturbing the cyberspace with their photoshoped filtered pictures with little in that brain of theirs!

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Crime / Re: Tutumade Adeyeye Is Missing In Ado Ekiti (Pictures) by joe4christ(m): 11:52am On Jun 03, 2021
sapphiere:
lalasticlala

Seems to me like they had a family misunderstanding. And she left home and cut off for a while thats why she left both her phones behind!
Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by joe4christ(m): 7:26pm On Jun 01, 2021
Magnoliaa:


Brother Joe, how far na? cheesy You say hot cake? Na chwenchy chwenchy one we dey oh. Abi the doll still dey gather momentum?


Hahahaha. Prediction fail woefully o. Those sex dull no get big big baka. Maybe that's why it didn't work in this climes! grin
Religion / Re: Christians In Lagos Pray For Fire In A House To Stop (Video) by joe4christ(m): 6:26am On May 24, 2021
Are u guys sure the prayer didn't work? Cos it seems the fire actually stopped after the prayers grin
Religion / Re: Pastor Dare Adeboye's Burial Arrangements by joe4christ(m): 11:42am On May 09, 2021
ikorodureporta:


Wey d full program

**Modified: Why dem no take may 13th, their perfect cult date
13/05/21
13+5+21= 39

Dem dey fear watchers like us, right cheesy

If na Adefarasin, na 13th e go be... That one no dey hide him own cult tinz

What does 39 symbolizes in the occult?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan's Compound Where Iniobong Umoren Was Murdered, Buried (photos) by joe4christ(m): 8:36pm On May 07, 2021
wisewordd:
That guy is a psychopath. There are many of them still roaming about. I know some of you will say he's a ritualist grin

Before I think say na only Oyinbos dey run Psychopaths and Sociopath. Not until i read about a Nigerian serial killer, then this!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Ugly Experience With A HR Officer In Abuja by joe4christ(m): 9:21am On May 07, 2021
FrLukas:


Yinmu.

If he knows the CEO on a personal basis, then what's he doing submitting CV?

Why not go to the CEO directly and ask him for the job?

You guys will believe anything.

Just ask yourself, if you were close enough to Dangote to have his personal phone number, would you write an "I beg to apply..." letter to any Dangote company?

What are you saying for goodness sake? So, cos your friend is the CEO of a company. You think he will just give you a job without following through due process. Who actually does that? If Dangote wanna offer his best friend a job position in his company. He will still have to apply. That's how its done in any organization with structure. Pls go and confirm!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Ugly Experience With A HR Officer In Abuja by joe4christ(m): 9:49am On May 06, 2021
MejiLoyon:

I understand. But what is wrong in " I didn't apply for that. I'm not interested" finish. I hope you get where I'm going to? It costs nothing bro. Even if he was with a very high paying job. Humility matters. I know a person heading a hotel. The cook had msc and no one knew until managerial position opened up. Guess what...she earns times two more than the previous manager. The humility startled the owner. There is a thin line between knowing your self worth and pride....

If you had taken time to read through the screenshot of the conversation. You would have noticed where the applicant dropped the mobile number of the CEO of the organization. And told the HR guy that he would have reported him if he had not apologized. So, you see. He could possibly be a friend of the said CEO. And its definitely gonna be insulting for a HR of your friends company to address you that way. Its really demeaning.
And he still ended up advising the guy against future occurrence!
Religion / Re: Where Does The Human Soul Go To After Death? by joe4christ(m): 9:50am On Apr 25, 2021
Human life is like a flower. It withers during hot season and blossom during cold season. When u die, you simply reincarnate. Argue with your keypad! undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Indonesia Navy Submarine Goes Missing With 53 On Board(Photos) by joe4christ(m): 6:58am On Apr 23, 2021
Kelvin30286063:

After this, I realized you're not worth my time. Took down you picture though. You'll need job someday. That's when you'll know me.

Look at this mortal man. With life that blossom today like a fine flower and withers tomorrow, you dare challenge me with Job opportunity? Even If you are the HR of the organization i will be seeking for employment. U can eat your Job Nigga. You no be giver and taker of life. Man go still survive. Not as if you'd have helped if I was ever to have sought for a job from you.

Go siddon Jor!
Politics / Re: Labour Declares Strike Over Mass Sack Of Workers In Kaduna by joe4christ(m): 9:19pm On Apr 22, 2021
SmartPolician:


Who doesn't know that civil service in Nigeria is overbloated with unproductive people? Every governor that comes in use the civil service to compensate his friends and community, rocketing their salaries. That's why recurrent budgets are triple of capital budgets...which is absolutely crazy for a developing country.

They come to work every morning, gisiting and selling things in their office. You see bunch of newpapers and they just talk about politics, sports, etc. Some of them come to work any day they want. Some just fill the attendance register and rush to their side hustle. At the end of the month, they want to be paid salaries. Salaries for doing what exactly? undecided undecided undecided undecided

Besides, el-Rufai has always complained that many teachers in Kaduna can't even spell their names correctly. Now, you ask yourself: What exactly have they been teaching pupils and students?

I continue to say that Nigeria needs sweeping reforms. We cannot continue to do stupid things and expect positive results.


Okay I get your point. And its valid. I just hope Elrufai ain't an extremists like many people paint him to be
Politics / Re: Labour Declares Strike Over Mass Sack Of Workers In Kaduna by joe4christ(m): 8:48pm On Apr 22, 2021
SmartPolician:


el-Rufai has his faults, but he's a good administrator. Our problem is that we are so used to mediocrity and lawlessness in a way that those have become a norm.

I understand your position. But on what excuse is he terminating their service?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Indonesia Navy Submarine Goes Missing With 53 On Board(Photos) by joe4christ(m): 8:25pm On Apr 22, 2021
Kelvin30286063:

Really? If you don't see the joke in that then maybe you're dumber. You think you can just insult people just because it's an open forum. Maybe you're born to be unfortunate I don't know.

You don't joke with people's predicament u dumb mo'fvcker. Each time u spew ur trashy opinion. You sound more dumber than I initially assumed. Fvckin Bitchy Nigga!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Indonesia Navy Submarine Goes Missing With 53 On Board(Photos) by joe4christ(m): 7:24pm On Apr 22, 2021
Kelvin30286063:
How can something that swims under the water still sink. Lol. Shey dey think they can outsmart God now.

You so dumb. You should be given an award for stupidity!

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Business / Re: Naira2usd.com Now A Scam Site ? by joe4christ(m): 7:27am On Apr 18, 2021
Any system that ignores its clients complaints and don't respond to chat and messages can be classified as scam. I don talk my own!

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Business / Re: Naira2usd.com Now A Scam Site ? by joe4christ(m): 7:25am On Apr 18, 2021
Pls are there other alternative payment system that are reliable? Cos I wanted using this system.. But with these review. I'll have to pass. I don't want the story that touches!
Phones / Re: Someone Recharged #2,000 Airtime Through My bank Account. by joe4christ(m): 11:12pm On Apr 13, 2021
Incomecure:



So this is a lesson

I need to know how managed it happened.

So I can be able to protect myself.

To avoid future occurrence.

This looks more like an inexperienced rookie. Cos a pro will run this in the middle of the night when he is sure you're fast asleep. And so u won't detect on time till he wipes your account and convert it into SportyBet account where u won't be able to trace before withdrawing into a bank account. That's how pro operate!
Phones / Re: Someone Recharged #2,000 Airtime Through My bank Account. by joe4christ(m): 9:46pm On Apr 12, 2021
Incomecure:


Bro do you know I am just seeing this?

I have been furious all these while not being careful enough to know that it is two different numbers.


You're lucky the person only recharged. People have lost millions to same bruhaha
Phones / Re: Someone Recharged #2,000 Airtime Through My bank Account. by joe4christ(m): 10:15am On Apr 11, 2021
I fail to understand how someone will recharge same number with two indexes. How is that even possible?
+234 7065 621 938
+234 8165 621 938.

This is confusing. Except if one line was an error

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Sports / Re: Khetag Pliev Loses Finger During Fight (Photos, Video) by joe4christ(m): 9:08am On Apr 04, 2021
How could a kick cut off a finger like that?
Politics / Re: Yoruba Elders Disown Igboho Over Secession: 'We’ve Invested So Much In Nigeria' by joe4christ(m): 12:56pm On Mar 26, 2021
TheRealestGuy:


What do you think you learnt?

I maintain that the level of ignorance and almost non existent critical/logical/analytical thinking skills in most Nigerians is the cause of the level of poverty and hardship we're facing today.

Can you not be a sheep and think for yourself? Also, do some reading and research?

Kai!

Nigga. Just shut it already. What da fvck do u mean by "Non existing critical and logical thinking skills". You know no shit about being critically logical and who da fvck are you to attack my person that way cos I simply said I learnt something new? If you wanna spew your opinion. You can do that without sounding so fvckin condescending.
Your big head couldn't even come up with a reasonable defence. Rather, you went heywire like a mad man. Get a hold on yourself!
Politics / Re: Yoruba Elders Disown Igboho Over Secession: 'We’ve Invested So Much In Nigeria' by joe4christ(m): 8:31pm On Mar 25, 2021
Omoluabi1stborn:
And nah Nnmadi Azikwe cause all this rubbish.

In 1953 when Northern Nigerians were beginning to consider secession from the Nigerian colony that would soon be a nation, Nnamdi Azikiwe gave a speech before the caucus of his political party, the National Council of Nigeria and the Cameroons (NCNC) in Yaba, Nigeria on May 12, 1953. That speech, while not disallowing secession, suggested that there would be grave consequences if the Northern region became an independent nation. Ironically, fourteen years later, Azikiwe led his Eastern Region out of Nigeria and created Biafra, a move that prompted a bloody three year civil war. Azikiwe’s 1953 speech appears below.


https://www.blackpast.org/global-african-history/1953-nnamdi-azikiwe-speech-secession


When he was thinking that Ibos will rule the world and Nigeria grin

Who could have thought that tables will turned

Wow. I just learnt something new today. This is pure political suicide. And the table has turned against the east. Nnamdi will be regretting his decision in his grave right now!

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Celebrities / Re: Captain Matthew Ekeinde Flies Erica Ahead Of Her 27th Birthday (Photos) by joe4christ(m): 3:43am On Mar 13, 2021
Who is she?
Celebrities / Re: Mr Jollof Buys New Range Rover (Photos, Video) by joe4christ(m): 3:36am On Mar 13, 2021
Pls how much is that Range worth. And is it brand new? Cos I fail to understand why it was conveyed in a truck.
PS: Nigga should go buy a house first. Cos that house is too condescending to the car.

Misplaced priorities of a black man!

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Politics / Re: Dauda Lawal: Supreme Court Orders EFCC To Return ₦9Bn To Ex-Bank Director by joe4christ(m): 3:20am On Mar 13, 2021
Incompetent EFCC. Before you prosecute someone by charging them to court. Why not first make thorough investigation and come up with enough evidence before proceeding.
These bunch of mediocres are head bent on finishing the little reputation Nigeria has before the international community.

Chai. This one pain me gan! angry

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Crime / Re: Daughter Of Widow Burnt Alive In Benue Renounces Mbagen, Her Community (Photos) by joe4christ(m): 8:11pm On Mar 08, 2021
Why such wickedness. To what end for goodness sake?
Renounce that ga damned place and never ever associate with such name forever. What a cursed community. angry

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