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Politics / Re: May 29 Handover Is Sacrosanct – Buhari by joe4christ(m): 8:38am On Apr 22, 2023
sonature1:


Boy, I don't have a problem with Tinubu being the president of Nigeria at all because hardship knows no tribe or religion.

However, I only have a problem with those boys who snatched and destroyed the ballot boxes for him during elections, but they are still coming to call us agbawo and beg us money for food.
The internet is not the real world. Go around Lagos and see people suffering. Those on the least rung of the economic ladder who snatch boxes for the same oppressors are the biggest losers of this whole thing.

You've said it all nothing left to add to this. Let them swear the drug lord in and set the pace that will consume this sham of a union called Nigeria. Their IQ are way low and so they don't know the consequences of their doings till reality hits them hard. They think they are doing doing us. Hahahaha! grin

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Autos / Re: Registered 2007 Toyota Avalon XLS - Barely Used - Extremely Sharp - 2.7m IBADAN by joe4christ(m): 6:06am On Apr 22, 2023
Sweet ride. I love it!
Romance / Re: Read My Story, Cry, But Please Help Me by joe4christ(m): 8:47am On Apr 21, 2023
AliEzeOlu:
Meaning, problem shared is half solved. What exactly is the health challenge?

There are a lot of health professionals on Nairaland, both traditional and conventional, who may have an easy medium for healing.

I practically shed tears reading this story. May God bring a total restoration and turnaround your way as soon as possible.


From what he wrote up there I think the damage has already been done. Niggar might not survive it just the plain truth. From a chest pain to crack on the rib before it degenerated to vital part of his body with pain in the abdomen and a professional doctor telling him he has between 6 months to a year max to live. It's obvious the damage is beyond repair and his health is fast deteriorating. Except by miracle brotherly has deadline!
Romance / Re: Read My Story, Cry, But Please Help Me by joe4christ(m): 8:42am On Apr 21, 2023
I actually feel your pain bro. Life is not fair but we all come and go. Nobody ever comes out alive. Wish you the very best!

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Politics / Re: Ododo Defeats Adeyemi, Others To Win Kogi APC Governorship Ticket by joe4christ(m): 7:12pm On Apr 15, 2023
yinkus6750:
Yahaya Bello on course of installing his successor.
Politics keeps amazing me, a not well known candidate, overshadowing Almighty contestants like the deputy governor and Sam Adeyemi .
It is well

What we have now is no longer election. They now select for us and add figures to it that's all.
Health / Re: Stanley Nwanne: Final Year UNICAL Medical Student Commits Suicide (Pics) by joe4christ(m): 3:59pm On Apr 14, 2023
RamseyKush:
Sometimes you feel death is the solution which is absolutely wrong..

Hope dey as far as life dey..

Nothing fit make me kill myself..

I love my Life.

When will you outgrow this your "I better pass my neighbor" mentality? Is the victim in competition with you or anyone asked for your opinion that you had to bore us with your trashy opinion on how you love your life? Pls grow up, you don't know what depression is else you won't even spew that trash up there.

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Crime / Re: I Raped & Killed A Lady Because She Refused To Sleep With Me — Choirmaster by joe4christ(m): 8:36pm On Apr 07, 2023
Am I the only person sensing this guy's under duress to make this confession? Something is just not adding up.
Politics / Re: Yes Daddy: Obi Is A Chronic Liar And Can't Sue For Defamation - Sowore by joe4christ(m): 9:58am On Apr 06, 2023
Lithiumite:


Only his gullible followers would believe the gibberish obi is spewing about the phone call scandal.......Kenneth okonkwo his spokesman as alluded to the fact the call held also obiyem even oyedepo or winners chapel hasn't come out to debunk the call taking place.........obi needs to stop run helter skelter over this matter,the more he tries,the deeper he keeps digging the hole he is in.......by the time tinubu finishes with him he would have wished he just stayed back in his agulu.

Keep fantasizing on this till e clear for your eyes. Una go soon learn!
Politics / Re: Yes Daddy: Obi Is A Chronic Liar And Can't Sue For Defamation - Sowore by joe4christ(m): 9:55am On Apr 06, 2023
Okoroawusa:

I am not a fan of Sowore but he is right. If the tape is fake y not sue People's Gazette. At least threaten to sue.

He has done so. No be by who rush pass dey win court case. You need to be strategic about your move. Take your enemies by surprise especially when they least expect it. Una go soon learn say Obi is not your regular kind of politician and that's why he's loved!
Politics / Re: Peter Obi And Bishop Oyedepo Leaked Audio By Peoples Gazette by joe4christ(m): 8:13am On Apr 02, 2023
Golan007:
With this Audio - Obi can never be president of Nigeria.

Those that are wise would understand what I mean.

This doctored audio which is very obvious to even the deaf is what you call evidence against Obi? Take the audio to court and let experts check if it's doctored or not. Meanwhile Obi has strong case against Tinubu which could have Tinubu disqualified and his Certificate of Return revoked. Concentrate your energy on that and tell him to go clear himself at the court and not all these propaganda which is no longer relevant as election is over.
Politics / Re: I Asked Chatgbt: To Explains How Nigerians Can Co-exist With One Another by joe4christ(m): 5:16pm On Mar 31, 2023
didroon43:


If machines are way faster than me (humans), who created them?

If you don't know anything keep shut.

They make things easier that's all.

The response from that ChatGpt is obviously more coherent and articulated than your response above, and if you even cared to read through then you'd agree with the fact that the ChatGpt is way more intelligent than you so much that you can't even measure up for the next 10 lifetime!

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Romance / Re: Help!!! This Single Mother Wants To Finish Me… by joe4christ(m): 7:05am On Mar 31, 2023
SundayNightGist:
It all started one bright Tuesday morning as I was rushing to my office at Egbeda from Igando. I happened to sit beside this beautiful young lady. From her looks, if anyone had told me the real identity of who I was seated beside, I would never ever have believed. This lady looked plum, fair, fresh, sexy, and classy- but most of all, she looked young- like someone in her late twenties.

As the danfo we boarded took off shakily due to age, I adjusted a little to balance well as I was seated by the door with the conductor hanging beside me. But I was uncomfortable still even after all the adjustments I made. The funny thing though is that this discomfort for me was coming from within and not as a result of the rickety bus I was in. And guess what? It was all caused by this beautiful angel seated right beside me.

So after so much fear of possible rejection and so many back-and-forths with self-talk within me, I finally manned up and decided to start talking to her. No, I did not say hi first. I simply used the popular traffic situation on that axis to make my entry.

Shockingly, she responded quite well! I was excited and continued chatting with her till I got to my bus stop at Pipeline. Our conversation went so well that it was unbelievably easy for me to collect her number. Somehow, I noticed she was happy to meet me too.

But funny me still found it hard to reach out to her afterward. It took me three whole weeks after we met inside that bus to sum up the courage to call her. To my surprise, she was not offended at all. In fact, she just laughed it off and made me feel so free talking to her over the phone.

One thing sha led to the other from there and we started seeing each other often. Only for her to confess to me that she is a single mom of two boys. She is twenty-eight. I have grown to love her so much as she pampers me a lot. In fact, she even spends her money on me at times, buying me gifts I never asked for. She wants to finish me with love. Anytime I try to refuse her gifts, stating that I am the man and the one who is even supposed to be spending more on her, she will get offended so much so that she might even not talk to me for days. I do feel pity for her doing all these but she seems to love me even more than I love her.

After dating her for a little over a year now, she's saying she wants us to settle down together but I'm having serious concerns about settling down with her.

In fact, my friends do tell me that I have hit the jackpot of true love and I'm tempted to believe them myself, just that I have reservations about her being a single mom. Now, before you judge me, here are the reasons why I'm worried about agreeing to settle down with her:

1) What if she's been pretending all along just to get me to marry her? What if what she really wants is a man who will train and provide for her and her two sons, hence the reason for her submission and endless show of love… Also, why did her baby daddy leave her if she has been the good woman she's assuring me of being?
2) What if her baby daddy decides to return one day and have his way again? Won't I be the one to lose out in the end? Okafor’s law on my mind right now
3) She may never have true intimate connection with me in the long-run
4) And her sons, what if they grow up to hate me?
5) What if she's just using me to get back at her baby daddy? (To make him jealous)

Or is something wrong with me? Is this an opportunity of a lifetime I'm about to throw away just like that? I'm seriously bothered. Please advise a brother.

My only advise to you is to go out and make your findings about her from people who know her from a personal level. Ask questions from her Ex if possible, friends and acquittance who know her on a personal level then rate that by what she has told you about herself over the period you both have been dating. If she's sincere and truthful and really a good soul then you can wife her and take her kids as your own. If you lose her you might never get another woman that is near her sweetness. Think deep bro and ignore what people are saying!

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Reverts Transportation Fares On All Regulated Buses To 100% by joe4christ(m): 9:42pm On Mar 28, 2023
What were you expecting?

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwoolu Gives First Speech After Election Victory by joe4christ(m): 8:25am On Mar 20, 2023
lessonotes:
Jesus Christ the Same Yesterday, Today and Forever. Heb 13:8

Meanwhile, Congratulations Sir.


You still use Jesus support broad day light evil. Na wa o!
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwoolu Gives First Speech After Election Victory by joe4christ(m): 8:22am On Mar 20, 2023
TailorBend:
If nothing,this election has made me even more proud of my tribe kiss They hate us because everything about us is a mirror of what they want to become but can't kiss

When our children are successful, busy buying all their lands, building beautiful houses, driving expensive cars and their own children are busy doing "owo mida" on the streets, greeting us "Twale baba" each time we pass in our Mercedes Benz GLE's, you think they are happy? That is what is paining them, don't let anybody tell you otherwise...Na our success dey pepper them kiss
Truth. Real talk!
Romance / Re: I Met A Demon ( A Fallen Angel Of I Am) by joe4christ(m): 11:57am On Mar 19, 2023
dexmond:


Demon's are very deceptive. They will appear friendly at first before you know it, they will start attacking you. If you fail any deadline or covenant they wont hear pleading.

Run away from them and follow Jesus

Na too much of Nollywood dey worry you so!
Politics / Re: 2023 Niger Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by joe4christ(m): 7:58pm On Mar 18, 2023
makun01:
Forget it, sentiments aside BAGO is taking over Niger state hands down na my state be that

Suffer no dey tire Niger state people. I dey minna like this so I know for sure. Una pensioners go suffer under Bago una go believe!

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Politics / Re: 2023 Niger Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by joe4christ(m): 7:53pm On Mar 18, 2023
Fmghewzy:


People like you are easily manipulated.

Vote for the candidate not party.

And you think Bago is that guy that's worth voting for? I pity Nigerlites anyways. Wetin even concern me!
Travel / Re: The Lagos Train / Bus Crash Was Avoidable - Peter Obi by joe4christ(m): 7:19pm On Mar 09, 2023
Abass07:
Rubbish.
This is bullshit. I hate it when a person talks as if he is better than others or he would have done better if he were to be the one. Which one is 'it was avoidable'? Thank God he is not our president.

He's not your regular politician. The earlier you realize that the better for you!

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Travel / Re: 6 Dead, 80 Injured In Lagos Train - BRT Bus Accident by joe4christ(m): 7:14pm On Mar 09, 2023
So sad indeed!
Politics / Re: Rescheduling Of Governorship & State HOA Elections: INEC Press Release by joe4christ(m): 6:59am On Mar 09, 2023
Moh247:
angry



Peter Obi and his Labour Party caused all this...

They know they came 3rd yet still went to court

INEC will either erase the data of BVAS on Presidential election and replace it with Governorships data

Or

Labour Party would be allowed to go through the database and when they are through we can conduct an election


I just hope Labour Party be severely punished for wasting our time if they found nothing on the sever


.

Omo. Abeg go back to that ya school and request for a refund of all the fees you paid for your education cos they failed to deliver. Damn!

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Food / Re: Picture Of A $25.75 Rice That I Bought In Chicago US by joe4christ(m): 8:12am On Mar 03, 2023
Ijaya06:


There's a little sauce, but it's just curry. If I want beef, I'll pay about $50

Come o. Are you talking about Zimbabwe dollars or what. How can beef be $50?
Politics / Re: There Is No God by joe4christ(m): 6:45am On Mar 01, 2023
Philgafauto:
Black man and fellow Nigerian, know this and know peace that there is no GOD.

Tinubu has proved himself to be more powerful than your so called God by gaming and cheating and all these prophecies that he won’t be President is a lie.

I supported Donald Trump and I was hurt when the democrats cheated him out and I was believing in prophecies that one God will stop the inauguration of the fool Joseph Biden. The so called God did not help Donald Trump’s supporters and no God will help Obidients. In this case, Tinubu is God because he has defeated the institutions in Nigeria.

I was born a Christian but I don’t go to church again because there is no God. Nigeria is now an Islamic country because Muslims are more serious than the so called Christians. All your GOs are criminals who have adopted mercantile Pentecostalism and have forgotten about the Christian values of the founding fathers of the United States which is primarily that a Christian family must depend or rely on a Bible, a gun, and strong national institutions—not a f*cling pastor, prophecies or a church.

All the men of God running churches in Nigeria are frauds who have fooled Nigerians for years and now we are about to be an Islamic state. Even though religion is an opium and there’s no God, I feel Muslims understand political control more than Christians. They don’t rely on just God. They also kill to advance their interest.

So called Christians need to reevaluate their values and stop depending on any sky daddy and take their own future in their hands. And always remember the American brand of Christianity: The Bible, Guns, education, and strong national institutions.

Bleep any sky daddy because it doesn’t exist!!!

Lolz. You just dey wake you to reality. Well if there is a God he no kuku send anybody papa. Just live your life and be good!

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Politics / Re: INEC rejects Okowa’s LG results for Over-Voting by joe4christ(m): 6:03am On Feb 27, 2023
Seefinish:
Over voting and they bypass Bvas?
Bvas, INEC including this election are scams

I'm no longer voting in this country until Inec introduce a complete 85% digitalized system of voting with live streaming of results that can be observed globally. Election should be done within less than 16hrs. Cos as it stands now Inec has been completely compromised and it's far from being an independent electoral body. I don give up for Nigeria. There's nothing left to savage of it's remain!

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Politics / Re: Earlier Today In Warri At Inec Office. The Revolution Is Getting Nearer by joe4christ(m): 5:26am On Feb 27, 2023
Hendrixky:

You know the funny thing

The development of Nigeria is going to come after a cataclysmic revolution


And that cataclysmic revolution will lead to death and destruction

You know how it is in Arab nation

You know the sweet things is that it is going to sweep along evil and wicked people like you

Which means you are not going to witness the development of Nigeria

I'm from edo not igbo

Before you quote me

Bros nothing go sup. Even though I wish that was possible here in Nigeria but I have to be realistic it ain't happening. These politicians/rulers we have over here are Demons and not humans, they won't hesitate to use the military to shoot at peaceful protesters much more civil unrest. Revolution ain't happening in Nigeria anytime soon cos our generation are more patient but I will agree with you on the possibility of revolution happening in the next 20yrs from now cos this new upcoming generation don't strike me like a generation that will be patient like we are. They will fight the battle we are unable to fight but they will spit on our faces for not having the courage to liberate this country from the hands of evil politicians. So calm down, any civil unrest will be decimated quickly that's what our military force are good at rather than the real deal!

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Politics / Re: Data Of INEC PVC Collected: Breakdown By Region by joe4christ(m): 1:11am On Feb 24, 2023
VIKTO83:
My bet is that if Obi wins I'll pay lucky my friend 500k. I asked him to up d bet to 1milkion but he said he can't afford such.

I have given him grace to bavk out by 10pm tomorrow that d window is still open.

Another bet stands with Stanley for 50k. I will forgive them both though but I want them to learn that elections are not worn on social media.

Kwankwaso I'm still waiting for your press release


You won't get no stepping down from Kwankwaso. He has the blood of an Igbo man in him, he is brave and strong hearted. He won't back down for no one. Okwonkwo and Sons don't do that. That's the name of his Grandfather. Go find out!
Politics / Re: Data Of INEC PVC Collected: Breakdown By Region by joe4christ(m): 1:07am On Feb 24, 2023
Wainey:
65% is just 6m,
but it's not easy for Obi to collect 65% of SS, at best he will collect 45%, Tinubu get 20% while Atiku gets 35%

You must be cracking on cheap drugs

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Politics / Re: 2023 Polls: Idris Aregbe Appeals To Youths To Shun Violence, Vote Tinubu by joe4christ(m): 11:51pm On Feb 23, 2023
AnonPoet:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/02/2023-polls-idris-aregbe-appeals-to-youths-to-shun-violence-vote-tinubu/

You had to attach your picture so your paymaster will know you're doing a great Job. Posterity will judge you!
Politics / Re: Why Won't You Be Voting On Saturday? by joe4christ(m): 11:31pm On Feb 23, 2023
atdscentofwater:
I will though but most people are angry

Take that anger to the poll and vote wisely. If you like vote for people wey go inslave us all for another 8yrs
Politics / Re: Why Won't You Be Voting On Saturday? by joe4christ(m): 11:30pm On Feb 23, 2023
Most definitely I'm voting for a new Nigeria. I'm voting for a man with capacity. I'm voting for Peter Obi my next president!
Business / Re: Old Naira Notes No Longer Acceptable In Nigeria Since February 10 - CBN by joe4christ(m): 10:56pm On Feb 23, 2023
lexy2014:


Since you went to school, can you pls explain the meaning of "supreme court jurisdiction" and how is the president of Nigeria "not under supreme court jurisdiction"?

You said CBN can't even respect Supreme court ruling and I replied that the CBN is not under their jurisdiction. Do you need go back to school to learn this basics?
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Seyi Makinde Refuses To Endorse Atiku by joe4christ(m): 10:03am On Feb 23, 2023
Iloveu778:

Lol 30!% 😀 okay..Saturday is not too far.
Your delusion go soon clear

Quote me after the election if Obi don't get up to 30% from the south west on Saturday!

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