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Travel / Re: How Were They Able To Construct The Great Pyramid Without Modern Machineries? by joe4christ(m): 8:13am On Dec 31, 2021
If there is no documented explanation or tales passed from generation to generation by ancient egyptians on how the pyramid was made. Then there must be secrets they chose to hide for personal reasons

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Crime / Re: Kogi Bank Robbers, Who Killed 7, Arrested by joe4christ(m): 11:20pm On Dec 23, 2021
If the total number of armed robbers were said to be 27 in total. Then from my calculation some still escaped.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 26 Years Old Without A Single Beard by joe4christ(m): 5:29pm On Dec 21, 2021
Stenewiser:
quit masturbation, it causes loss of hair, poeple will argue but that's the truth

Fat lie from a liar. I've masturbated and have been masturbating for nearly 20yrs now. I'm very bearded and never lost a single beard. I'm not ashame of my act. It's my body and I do it to relieve myself of stress. It's better than raping or being filled with sexual lost.
And I masturbate like 6/7. And I'm more healthy than you are. I can bet my salary on that!

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Education / Re: "Copied In All But Caught In None", Graduate's Sign Out Picture Surfaces Online by joe4christ(m): 4:46pm On Dec 21, 2021
nnamdi640:
How much will you pay me if I do? I can even tell you the name of the student and his department.

Na cruise!
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Receives One-Day Lagos Governor, Ms. Jemimah Marcus (Photos) by joe4christ(m): 8:43am On Dec 21, 2021
ZKOSOSO:
That Gal needs urgent deliverance from the Spirit of Tinubuism.!
It's a bad spirit that makes someone go to Hell directly to bring up a Demon who will inflict suffering n bloodshed on his people for fun

Hahahaha. Kai. Kuku kee me! grin
Education / Re: "Copied In All But Caught In None", Graduate's Sign Out Picture Surfaces Online by joe4christ(m): 7:46am On Dec 21, 2021
nnamdi640:
Tracing him is not a big deal

Okay. Can u tell me which institution was that shot taken?
Education / Re: "Copied In All But Caught In None", Graduate's Sign Out Picture Surfaces Online by joe4christ(m): 10:28am On Dec 20, 2021
nnamdi640:
This guy is not smart. It is only a foolish person that will behave like this. The guy brain should be checked, am sure he is suffering from mental illness.

No. You're wrong. He's smart, smart enough not to be caught cheating in an examination for the duration of 4-5yrs. And smart enough to take this shot without revealing his identify. Neither his face or the background of this pix, nor the university can be traced. So, he's invincible.
You have to give it to him. He's 101% smart indeed!
Family / Re: Some MEN Are Just Babies With Big Muscle by joe4christ(m): 10:10am On Dec 20, 2021
JackDaAlienz:

Im talking about a man as a head of the house who cant contol his little kids.
As the head of the house, his kids still disobey him and he will be begging them.
This is what you people are applauding.
Spits at the weak men of this generation
No wonder women are flogging their bf for cheating. Bunch of casterated men

You sound really bitter. You judge your uncle, but you sound like a product of bad parenting yourself. You actually sound worst. And taking a glance at your previous topics. It's all centered on sex sex sex. Nigga u sick. You need help!
Crime / Re: Azeez Ilias & Woman Found Dead, Naked Inside Car by joe4christ(m): 8:49pm On Dec 14, 2021
Mko123:
I was birthed in the said Ipokia local government, I can bet with my balls that it's kind of metaphysical power. If you've being there, you'll understand. I stayed close to Sango Arigo

Who go put magun untop a single lady when no be married woman?

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Phones / Re: 5G License Auction: MTN, Airtel, Mafab Head Into 5th Round As Price hits $215m by joe4christ(m): 8:31pm On Dec 13, 2021
temmyyem:
Nobody in the world has been able to provide any safety data, yet the world government are pushing for the implementation, they are saying data is the oil, he who control the data, control the world.

People should know that 5G will connect everything that can be connected, and that include humans.

And why are you troubled by such development. What are your fears?
Health / Re: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by joe4christ(m): 7:20am On Dec 07, 2021
MrJames007:
Even if there’s no electricity(no battery) in the car, child lock still functions. This has nothing to do with child lock. Even if they unknowingly locked one door, would they still lock the other one using child lock?

This simply means something ain't adding up to this scenario!
Health / Re: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by joe4christ(m): 11:07pm On Dec 05, 2021
SportsHD:

I think they couldn't figure out how to disable the child lock.

Child lock should only function when the car is on a motion na. I don't understand why child lock will be active when the vehicle is off without batteries functioning
Family / Re: How Many Of Us Fell For This Trap? by joe4christ(m): 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2021
Iyaebe:
I used to spill truth to my parents plus the ones that does not even concerns me and they won't beat me.Back then,the only way my dad will know all that happened when he was away was just to get me a lot of goodies when coming back,as soon as I follow him to his room,just know that I'll spill everything before coming out even when my brothers have already begged and bribed me not say anything. Well,they started hiding everything from me but I was a pain in their neck.

So, na from small you start to dey gossip sef! undecided

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Education / Re: Do You Still Remember The Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Disappearance? by joe4christ(m): 5:03pm On Dec 05, 2021
Na wa o. And I read it all! grin

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Romance / Re: I Asked Her, Can't Your Parent Provide Basic Needs? Are My Wrong? by joe4christ(m): 4:14pm On Dec 05, 2021
advanceDNA:


Wife who??
The girl is just deceiving him...
A girl the Op is doing that much for like he’s the father would have been known by her poor parents....because there’s no how the parents won’t ask who’s bankrolling all are fees in school...

The fact they don’t know the guy means two things..
1. she’s lying to her parents how she’s surviving in school and the guy is not worth anything to her....

2. Her parents pays her fees and she’s just lying to the OP to get extra money guy...which still means the guy means nothing but an ATM.

You have a valid point. But you cannot draw conclusion as we all know in bits.
But it's obvious the OP loves her and is not complaining. Should we encourage him to leave her when he's obviously not willing to? Probably there's something the OP is not sharing with us. There's definitely an explanation to why the OP still see value in a girl who only milk his finance without contributing anything. He must be madly inlove!
Romance / Re: I Asked Her, Can't Your Parent Provide Basic Needs? Are My Wrong? by joe4christ(m): 1:30pm On Dec 05, 2021
yinkaOdutuyo:


She is ambitious though, but her parent can't help.

If she's good and you love her. Then don't waste time any further. Wife her. Then establish a business for her and since she's an ambitious lady. She will do well. With that business she can now foot the bills of her parents. Simple!
Properties / Re: Ikoyi Building Collapse: It"ll Be Tough To Find Survivors This Time - Sanwo-Olu by joe4christ(m): 7:39pm On Nov 06, 2021
Wait. I thought the building was under construction. How come there are a lot of people inside?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Japan’s Princess Mako Marries Kei Komuro, 'Commoner' Husband. Ditches Royalty by joe4christ(m): 7:47am On Oct 27, 2021
But why did she reject the $1m offer. Abi she dey madt ni?
Romance / Re: A Case For Men Who Don’t Want To Date Single Mothers by joe4christ(m): 2:16am On Sep 10, 2021
Romanoff:
Yet, if you tell both male and female to stop fornicating, they will come for you.

Many are having premarital sex and children are one of the consequences of premarital sex.

You people frown at people doing abortions but won't marry a single mum or won't abstain from sex.

If your partner gets pregnant for you, na una go first say make she abort am, yet, some of you won't marry a woman who has done abortion before.

Una no see say this premarital sex thing no worth am las las?

So. What are u actually saying. Cos it seems I'm finding it rather difficult to grasp your caprison. U dey cap rather vertically.
So, make we no do the do abi? We should go celibate abi. Do u actually think everyone is of low libido like you. We are all wired differently. Sex might not be a big deal for you. But put into consideration billions of people out there whose libido is rather on the higher side. What would u have them do. Castrate themselves
The world is way bigger and vast, so much that what u deem as morally wrong here might actually be a norm somewhere. This is why the "holy book" said "Don't judge"...

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Religion / Re: Testimony Of A Nairalander Who Got Healed Of Bed Wetting At 19 by joe4christ(m): 4:21pm On Aug 29, 2021
Lolz. This OP is funny. Well I bedwet till I was 22yrs before I stopped. Prior to when I stopped, I prayed, fast. Promised God and all forms of sacrifices so I could stop cos it was embarrassing. But I didn't. So, I gave up and just live a normal life. I actually didn't even notice I stopped, till one day it became obvious. Today I'm 34yrs old and never betwet from 22-34yrs now.
This is no miracle. There was actually gonna come a day it will stop naturally. Its quicker for some and takes longer for others. It is what it is!

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by joe4christ(m): 9:21pm On Aug 22, 2021
C'mon. Say werin happen na. I can't biko! grin
Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Girl Hangs herself Over Poor Results, Leaves Behind Emotional Note by joe4christ(m): 7:25am On Jul 22, 2021
post=103958331:
Damn it.
The devil won the battle in her life at last.
God punish Satan

Same way he won over your soul. Cos obviously u no longer have one. Else you won't be supporting this evil Government!

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Religion / Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by joe4christ(m): 11:58am On Jul 11, 2021
Powerfly:


Ohh! I don't think the desire to enjoy life over there while enjoying life over here connects with fear...

Or...what do you have to say about people who commit heinous crimes, knowing the consequences of imprisonment or death sentences and people who do not commit any crime....? Will you say it's the fear of prison that is keeping them away from crime or just moral uprightness and self conduct, self determination to be good and strict self decipline??
What do you have to say bro cheesy

Ma'am. If you remove religion (Fear of eternal damnation) and Government laws (Fear of being punished by powers that be). There won't be morality. As matter of fact, the word morality won't mean anything. These two tools became necessity in order to put humans in check. Law need to be made to punish those who go contrary. Religion needed to be created out of necessity in order to instill fear in the mind of surbodinates and make leadership more easier and control technic more easier. You think God made all these? No ma'am. If God made these, the world wouldn't have been in chaos as it is right now. God would have made one religion and no one can create another so as not to cause confusion and mislead people.
See, there are alot of lies selling in this world. We are all living on deception and delusion. Everything is not as it seems ma'am!

Only those with true power can see beyond this lies. All these are man made and that is why it's failing. Know this and know peace ma'am!
Religion / Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by joe4christ(m): 11:40am On Jul 11, 2021
somehow:


The current Bible is a political tool garnished with religion to control, manipulate and brainwash those that can be brainwashed.

What you have now is fake and tainted.

You're right bro. My only surprise is how the human mind works. All these vision seeing and delusional spirit whispering all wotnot. Guy. It makes me understand that the human mind is the most complicated tool that operates like software. If u keep feeding it with whatever trash. It will change and manipulate the algorithm of that trash and garbage out a well packaged garbage that even an intelligent person might be tempted to believe your Bvllshits. grin
Celebrities / Re: Sound Sultan Is Dead, Dies Of Throat Cancer by joe4christ(m): 11:32am On Jul 11, 2021
OMG. I thought this was a lie. Oh God. Gonna miss your music bro. Rest on!

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Religion / Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by joe4christ(m): 11:11am On Jul 11, 2021
Powerfly:




Sorry to quote you oooo... No vex... What about those who are sincerely born again living comfortably in Canada, U.S, Sweden, Netherland, Germany and other fortunate countries... What's making them propagate the gospel and hustle for their imaginary mansion??
I just want to compare and contrast something..that's why I asked!

The fear of being cast into eternal fire after enjoying a great life on earth with basic necessities like they basically enjoy over there. So, this fear makes them seek an eternal rest. Who wouldn't do that. Its a win win and a wise thing to do. Enjoy on earth and enjoy in heaven. So you see. This is why they follow after Christ. They love God and worship and serve him mostly out of fear of eternal damnation.
But for majority of them, they don't subscribe to religion beliefs. They just live life to the fullest. You think that is foolish of them right? Well. That's your opinion ma'am! grin
Religion / Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by joe4christ(m): 10:58am On Jul 11, 2021
somehow:
I have a question though.

How many of you know or thought about where you were before coming to this world?

If you never knew or cared about your pre-existence, why are you so afraid of your post-existence?

Please think deeply before you quote or respond to this.

It's not a must you comment if you can't think deeply.

They will never think beyond their indoctrinations. They can't think beyond that. Reincarnation was part of the bible and several books that originally was compiled to be made the holy book. But due to politics some of this books were removed cos the doctrines doesn't align with their agenda. The only part of reincarnation they forgot to remove the story of Elijah reincarnating as John the baptist. Yea. That was an error that was left in the scripture. And Elijah and Enoch will still reincarnate according to the book of revelation to preach to the world before the end. So, u see some of the contradictions!

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Religion / Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by joe4christ(m): 10:46am On Jul 11, 2021
Image123:


Who are those expecting the bold, you and your friends? Ever read,

Mat 12:25 And Jesus knew their thoughts, and said unto them, Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand: 

Mat 12:26 And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?

Are you smarter than satan? Do you expect him to be moronic enough to stream to the world that TB is occult?


You guys surprised me. I wonder the christ u all follow. Cos your stance and judgmental attitude don't in anyway depict the teaching of christ. Tb Joshua, im not a member of his church or a fan. But I've listened to his messages. This man always preach the undiluted word of God, he always preach about love, forgiveness and giving. All his ministry during his lifetime was centered on love. He always emphasized on love. He lived his life in humility and love and giving and helping the needy. Especially helping those who are not even affiliated to Christianity. Both in Nigeria, India and other poor countries. This single man has touched lives more than an average General Overseer of any Nigerian church. He lived more Christlike than any other christian I've ever seen. Yet u all condemn him to hell cos u believe he was occultic and never a true servant of God.
Humans are the most terrible creature among all living things that was ever created.
All TB Joshua sin was cos he never had a mentor and never played church politics by associating with CAN that is well known to be a political wing of the evil Government of the day.

See ehn. I just tire for u mortals!

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Religion / Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by joe4christ(m): 10:31am On Jul 11, 2021
You lots open up yourself to strange spirit who whisper hate to you and give u false vision and u think you are being shown all these by the holy spirit of God.
Thesame spirit cannot possibly be showing different men of God different version of vision about the same subject.
If it was Pst Adeboye or Pst. Eneche in question. I guess your spirit would have told you they are in the right hand of God as we speak right? Well. The human mind is one powerful tool that can be so very complexed for even its owner. Peace!

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Romance / Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by joe4christ(m): 9:51pm On Jul 10, 2021
I just broke up with one yesterday. I can't stand a selfish girl. They are unrepentant and unapologetic parasites in their relationships. I just pity men who end up wifing these leaches!

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Romance / Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by joe4christ(m): 9:49pm On Jul 10, 2021
truthsayer009:
Honestly can't date a stingy lady, the thing irritates me. Once i discover you are stingy. That's the end of the road for me.

6 months to 1 year is the most i would be in such. God forbid that it enters another year.

All those ladies that say it's man's job to provide, hence nothing ever comes from their own pocket to even chip in. God forbid oh. God forbid.

That's why I can't even date people who don't have jobs because they don't even have enough to reciprocate any gesture at all.

First date question: do you have a job? Yes or No.

Ma Nigga! grin
You've said it all!!!
Celebrities / Re: Kristina Lisina 'Kris The Foxx' Dies Falling From Tower Block (Photos) by joe4christ(m): 9:28pm On Jul 05, 2021
heniford2:
She will continue from where she stop in underworld angry RIP to her ass this time the people down there may be more hungry to taste her

You're a very terrible soul. Just review what u just wrote and tell me you're proud of your judgmental approach. I don't understand u "holier than thou" people reason. How on earth do u think u can make heaven with this evil dwelling in your soul? This is not the love Jesus peached about all his life. You all are nothing like your master. What a shame!

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