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Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Seyi Makinde Refuses To Endorse Atiku by joe4christ(m): 10:01am On Feb 23, 2023
Iloveu778:
Is amazing how this Obi supporter thinks, so u think an average oyo indigene will vote obi or Atiku ahead of Tinubu.
So you think those people there are jubilating because what Gov Dapo meant was vote Obi.
Just dey play oh 🤣🤣

The Yoruba Christians who are many and a force to reckon with will not vote for Tinubu due to his muslim muslim ticket. Tinubu needs block vote from the south west to stand a chance but he won't be getting that. it will split and that is the beginning of his downfall!
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Seyi Makinde Refuses To Endorse Atiku by joe4christ(m): 9:50am On Feb 23, 2023
Iloveu778:
Is amazing how this Obi supporter thinks, so u think an average oyo indigene will vote obi or Atiku ahead of Tinubu.
So you think those people there are jubilating because what Gov Dapo meant was vote Obi.
Just dey play oh 🤣🤣


Tinubu definitely won't be getting block vote from the Oduduwas and you know it, Obi might not get large chunk but will definitely get atleast 30% cos Yorubas are more enlightened than you think and Saturday election will settle this once and for all. You will learn something new. And lastly agrieved yoruba christian who are many will not vote Tinubu, they will rather give their vote to Obi or not vote at all and that will spell doom for Tinubu cos he need a block vote from the SW to even stand a chance which ain't happening!

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Politics / Re: Becoming President of 200 million Nigerians is not Plucking Mangos-Bola Tinubu by joe4christ(m): 10:02pm On Feb 21, 2023
NaughtyBrainiac:
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu the incoming president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The only candidate I cannot risk my money against is Atiku but as for those Obedients, if he sure for any of una, come bet N2,000,000.

I ho use 500k out of the win do charity grin grin grin

Reserve that money cos you will be admitted in the hospital after that election. You no go know wetin dey do you when dem announce Peter Obi as your next president!
Politics / Re: Lagos APC: Where Will Tinubu See New Naira Notes To Throw Into The Crowd? by joe4christ(m): 9:41pm On Feb 21, 2023
AOB1:
If you guys think the northern elders and Governors will abandon their son when all the southern Governors have now come together to form a team against a northern candidate then you must be joking, if Wike can be working for Tinubu what makes you think some APC Governors are not working for Atiku. My southern people this is politics and I have already saw what the north were planning since the PDP presidential campaigning in Katsina, Apart from Buhari Atiku is the most popular politician in the north, what the cabals are doing is the directive from the northern elders and it's just a tip of an iceberg. I will come back and remind you guys of this comment after the election, take it or leave it the north will never leave their son in favour of southern candidate.

If you're smart you would have known by now that the North alone cannot make a president. Go check past records Buhari would have long won the election since 2003 if the north determines a president, he failed severally until Goodluck Jonathan government proved to be weak so Nigerians thought we could try Buhari being a formal General and a military president in the past we thought he could use his tactical approach and experience to curb the insecurities, but he failed.
Don't ever think the north alone can determine the president. Peter Obi has already won this election, you're just yet to realize it. It's few days away e go clear for your eyes!
Politics / Re: 2023: Nairaland Latest Poll For Atiku, Kwankwaso, Peter Obi And Tinubu (Photos) by joe4christ(m): 9:23pm On Feb 21, 2023
zombieHUNTER:


there are people who take pride that their supporters are illiterates and not on social media..

evil men who have weaponized poverty..

say no to such men

Learn to call their names. No one will beat you for that. Atiku actually said that and we will teach him a bitter lesson. He will never rule this country!
Business / Re: Old Naira Notes No Longer Acceptable In Nigeria Since February 10 - CBN by joe4christ(m): 11:24am On Feb 14, 2023
nairavsdollars:
Buhari remains the worst Nigerian president ever. See impunity happening under him. CBN can't even respect Supreme Court ruling

He is not under supreme court jurisdiction. Pls go back to school!

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Politics / Re: A Governor Collected N500m New Notes From One Bank – El-rufai by joe4christ(m): 1:43pm On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
Some Nigerians are just Stupid
You think new notes will stop vote buying
I laugh in Japanese and Swahili
Una never see anything,
Boko Haram will get the new notes before you and your family standing under hot sun in bank ATM.

When I warned people that this policy will not work, They insulted me. Now it has backfired on the masses they are crying and doing protest grin grin

Una go cry well we'll, stupid Nigerians
Na who dey suffer now??
Even Tinubu they said it will affect don already order 4 bullion vans carrying 1 billion new notes each to his mansion.
You and your poor family dey under hot sun dey wait grin

Atleast it's working against the ruling party and it's okay by me. Everyday the masses keep getting more reason to vote out apc at the poll. Now that gives me orgasm!

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Politics / Re: Buhari: No Going Back On Old Naira, Nobody Will Be Allow To Intimidate Voters by joe4christ(m): 5:12am On Feb 01, 2023
pol23:

They’ve postponed it sir.

So sorry Gee. Na me Bleep up to have even believed for once that they could keep to their word for once. Now I realize my errors. My apologies!

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Politics / Re: Plans To Scuttle Election Via New Naira Notes, Fuel Scarcity Exposed - FFK by joe4christ(m): 7:10am On Jan 26, 2023
YorubaNiBaba:
The shenanigans that worked against Asiwaju during the presidential primaries are at it again. They are set of people masterminding the scarcity of fuel in Nigeria.
Think of it, PMS wasn't scarce during Ileya festival. It wasn't uneasy to come by during the Christmas, neither was there any exorbitant rate at which people procured it during yuletide periods.
Throughout the past seven and half years Buhari had spent in the saddle, Nigerians didn't experience scarcity of fuel for a second, until the general elections are at our doorstep that the saboteurs in government started scheming for a way to set Nigerian masses against the APC.
When they failed to scuttle Tinubu's ambition at the primaries, they were jittery and subsequently frustrated by his rising profile and chances of winning the forthcoming election, hence the plot to sabotage his finishing touches by denying the masses access to fuel, which its biting effect is felt by every single household in the country, the reciprocity of which may not be in favour of APC at polls.
Be that as it may, only God can enthrone or dethrone..... If these people could remember how they planned against this man of shining destiny, Bola Ahmed Tinubu at the beginning and didn't succeed, they would have backed down and think beyond the reasoning of ordinary mortal.
Let me tell you, Tinubu is destined by ALLAH to become Nigeria's next president and no mortal can change it.
Do have a wonderful experience from reading through this piece!...... Ọkan yin o ni balẹ
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Cry me a river baby. Hahahahaa!
Politics / Re: Buhari: No Going Back On Old Naira, Nobody Will Be Allow To Intimidate Voters by joe4christ(m): 6:44am On Jan 26, 2023
pol23:
Mr president, how much you get?
Make we bet.
You go postpone the deadline.


With the poor circulation of the new naira note, there’s no way they won’t postpones it, only if you just want to crash the already weak economy…

If dem postpone am quote me I go apologize to you!

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Politics / Re: Buhari: No Going Back On Old Naira, Nobody Will Be Allow To Intimidate Voters by joe4christ(m): 6:42am On Jan 26, 2023
pol23:
Mr president, how much you get?
Make we bet.
You go postpone the deadline.


With the poor circulation of the new naira note, there’s no way they won’t postpones it, only if you just want to crash the already weak economy…

Just shut up pls. What do you know about National economy? You think say na every talk dem dey use play abi?
Science/Technology / Re: NASA’s Double Asteroid Redirection Test Is A Smashing Success by joe4christ(m): 2:13pm On Jan 15, 2023
shineeye1:


Their theories eliminate the Godfactor but the universe is under the firm control of the Godhead.

Where was God when those 3 kids and 3 toddlers got burnt to death from that plane that crashed yesterday in the news?
Science/Technology / Re: NASA’s Double Asteroid Redirection Test Is A Smashing Success by joe4christ(m): 1:39pm On Jan 15, 2023
sukkot:
hmm you cannot run from your Judgement to Freeze you out of the top to end the draconian age of satanism on earth . trying to redirect and blast DI=MOOR=PHOSHORUS15 a=steroid is like that bible verse that says they were trying to avoid GODS judgement or avert his judgement or trying to fight GOD or Play GOD. it shall not work. in the infamous words of orubebe WE NO GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. its time for a new world. a world where the last becomes first. where africa thrives and unite as one. space wars. the battle of the gods. ceres must be released from the pit while pallas must be thrown into the it. as andromeda joins unto perseus while queen cassiopeia is chained to a rock under the seas

if you know you know

Na so craze dey take start o. You need epp bro!
Travel / Re: 72-seater Plane Crashes In Pokhara, Nepal. 40 Bodies Recovered by joe4christ(m): 11:25am On Jan 15, 2023
Height2:
Why didn't they try opening the door maybe some could escape death.omo. painful death 72. Condolences to the families.

You think this is Hollywood movies abi. This is real life event gaddamit. You cant open some cars while driving much more opening an Aeroplane exit while on motion in mid Air. Impossible bro!

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Travel / Re: 72-seater Plane Crashes In Pokhara, Nepal. 40 Bodies Recovered by joe4christ(m): 11:20am On Jan 15, 2023
Evolutionlove:
All the People on that Plane are not Poor People financially.

Comfort turns to Disaster in a blink of an eye. This life is Intriguing.

May they rest in peace.


You don't even have sympathy for those 3 kids and 3 babies that were burnt in that plane crash. Each time I see bad events like this I only deduce one fact. Everybody dey on their own, just live your life and make a difference and impact as much as you can cos tomorrow you are gone and forgotten and life will move on without you. Life will not even skip for a second. Imagine what sin did those toddlers and kids did to deserve such gruesome death!
Politics / Re: 2023 BUDGET DEFICIT: Each Nigerian May Be Owing Extra N60k When Buhari Leaves by joe4christ(m): 1:58pm On Jan 07, 2023
imbless:

Yes talks are in motion to replace the USD monopoly on international market with Brics, but many countries are yet to affiliate with the idea.

What is Brics?
Politics / Re: 2023 BUDGET DEFICIT: Each Nigerian May Be Owing Extra N60k When Buhari Leaves by joe4christ(m): 1:56pm On Jan 07, 2023
DanielPop:
If i pay my debt of N385,000 that Buhari has placed on my head, will I be given my share of good roads, electricity, water, healthcare and security? Please I'm asking for the IDIOTS AND FOOLS that voted for this monstrosity called Buhari and now want to vote for the vampire running the drug empire!



Leave Nigerians bro. Dem never learn their lessons. Dem need another Buhari pro max to teach them big time lessons. The country is not yet ready for a savior till we learn to unite irrespective of tribe and religion and cry with one voice and say "enough is enough".
Politics / Re: 2023 BUDGET DEFICIT: Each Nigerian May Be Owing Extra N60k When Buhari Leaves by joe4christ(m): 1:46pm On Jan 07, 2023
Lolz. I can't wait to see every Nigerian owing 2million Naira in debt e go so sweet me ehn. Since we are not ready to select credible leaders that will govern us well but rather choose leaders based on sentiment and on ethnic and religious base. We all go learn another level of lessons.
Politics / Re: "Empty Stadium" Reno Omokri Mocks Peter Obi On Attendance At Rallies by joe4christ(m): 9:13am On Jan 07, 2023
February no far again na. It's just a month away. We go shock una. No need for all these speculations and dramas!
Romance / Re: How Do I Save My Relationship by joe4christ(m): 1:59pm On Dec 18, 2022
I can understand that you're a tech guy and possibly not much into social stuffs and definitely inexperienced on how to better handle women madness. You're definitely a simp and need to wake up from all these emotional bruhaha. Women as you know them don't have sympathy or regards for your feelings. They will hurt you and ride the next available dick. You gave your all into the relationship so much that you lost yourself. Dust yourself and move on!
Crime / Re: Video Of Gunmen Attack On INEC Facility In Owerri Before They Were Killed by joe4christ(m): 4:53am On Dec 16, 2022
Wait o. Is it that Nigerian government does not have deplomatic relationship with Finland enough to repartrate this guy sponsoring and ordering this killings?

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Are Thinking That Your Life Is Hard, Check This Picture And Think Again by joe4christ(m): 9:58am On Dec 10, 2022
Kingpele:
Humans are naturally ungrateful specie ...how can someone who refuse to obey God his maker who gave him life ever be grateful and contented with any thing.. obeying God is the first sign of gratefulness, then his grace will help human beings appreciate even the breath of life in us..because we are all one breath away from eternity...then you will remain grateful even in difficulties because once alive u can become even bigger than u ever imagined and desired..but the most terrible people are those who commit suicide and those who stole what is not thier own especially murderers who took away life they can't create..appreciating breath of life will eliminate all the evils in our lives and mind..how can u appreciate life and wished someone to die or fall into hard times?or oppress anyone else simply because you feel you are greater than him and most importantly how can u appreciate life if u vote in person you know very well will steal public funds

Your view is so shallow and it annoys me. So, the hundreds of thousands of world billionaires and multi millionaires are wealthy and okay cos they obeyed God while the poor are suffering cos they've disobeyed God in one way or the other that's why they are suffering right?
It's about time you start thinking constructively and desist from reasoning like a sheeple

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Family / Re: I Have Arrested My Wife by joe4christ(m): 4:38am On Dec 08, 2022
Techwitch:

Your type of dumb people are rulling the country,and thus the country is in a very bad shape. You think so shallow, Africans think very shallow and dumb. You think the solution js sending them to jail without knowing the cause, no one is born a killer, it is caused by a reason, if you don't solve the root problem, you will keep arresting and crimes will keep increasing. Advanced countries already know this that's why there are zero to low crimes in areas where government are taking care of the citizens well in terms of mental health, and financially. It's belittling to reply someone like you, but I needed to type for others to understand.
Poverty, lack of education and proper upbringing, abuse are the major causes of ctimes like these, if they are not addressed,it will keep growing in the society no matter how the police arrest offenders,more offenders will keep springing up

You're right. I agree with you 100%. In Africa, especially Nigeria we don't pay much attention to mental health and it's effect in relation to crimes and social vices. We tend to be to quick to condemn people and label them as evil whereby most of these people are actually suffering from one mental challenge or the other. That's why In saner climes they have a structure and experts to handle cases like this. 90% of sex offenders are suffering from one psychological problem or the other!

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Family / Re: I Have Arrested My Wife by joe4christ(m): 4:28am On Dec 08, 2022
Omo. It hit differently when I heard the victim is actually a 2 year old. Omo, I can only pray your family get the healing that is needed from this traumatic experience. But pls release that poor woman from detention. She has obviously suffered enough. Be careful of your actions after her release cos it could lead her to depression and you might lose a wife.
You've punished her enough. You will be sending her to her early grave if you add divorce to it, believe me. So, cheer up and I hope you heal quick!

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Food / Re: If You Could Only Eat One Food For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would That Be? by joe4christ(m): 4:03am On Dec 08, 2022
Just give me Beans and Yam with vegetables and big big fish and meat combined together to make it a meal then water to flush it down and I will eat that everyday for the rest of my life and I no go ever tire. I think!�
Health / Re: WHO Renames Monkeypox Disease As "Mpox" Because Of Racism by joe4christ(m): 8:15pm On Nov 28, 2022
Olaolex:
They will still put the pupils in the stress of finding what the 'M' stands for.

The new name Coined is more racist than the previous. It will hurt the pupils of color when the eventually realize that name was coined to cover up a racist undertone attach to it... A new name should have simply been devised!
Romance / Re: My Fiancee And My Friend What Is Going On?? by joe4christ(m): 7:56pm On Nov 12, 2022
thegroomspa:
Thanks friends for your input....

I have made up my mind to quit, it's hard for me but I have to move on...

Looking for best subtle way to tell her...

It really hurts you may not understand...

You're actually a simp. Maybe she actually deserves better. That lady possibly had no feeling for that guy, she probably just like him as her boyfriends friend and enjoy his company. If she actually was that engulfed by him she won't be displaying such right in front of you. She would have been discreet and u won't even know. Everything points to the fact that she never meant any harm but you're just an insecured guy who is afraid another dude would win you to your game. What a shame!
Business / Re: 15-Year-Old ₦‎500 Note Currently In Circulation (Pictured) by joe4christ(m): 4:08pm On Nov 01, 2022
dettolgel:


If you are talking of billions I may agree with you a bit. But 100million come on. 2 million go to 50 different BDC or 5 million with 20 BDC. You can get it all done within 3 weeks.

You're not so smart. If the bureau de change should accept bundles of old note dating back to as far back as 2007 and deposit such money to the bank. He will be arrested and transfered to efcc or icpc for questioning and could land him in trouble. This policy is a trap in disguise!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Am Confident Of Winning The 2023 Presidential Election by joe4christ(m): 8:23pm On Oct 15, 2022
lhordspy:
I have nothing much to say this time.
i no too feel fine today .

This picture speaks a thousand words.

I don't know what you see, i see the 16th president of Nigeria looking presidential, settled, unbothered in this tense political chaos.

What effontery, Jagaban.
what a gut !



You may never recover from that sickness if Jagaban is who you wish for us. May Jagaban happen to you and your family. Amen!
Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking God For Nigeria At 62? by joe4christ(m): 1:33pm On Oct 03, 2022
JASONjnr:


Let me say for instance....You have an uncle who's in a position to help you. But your uncle doesn't have the desire to help you. God's original plan for you isn't for your uncle to help you but you as a being prayed and ask God to change his heart and soften it for him to help you.

God hears your prayer and do as you requested...Now your uncle doesn't even understand why he helped you and began to frustrate you....You prayer was answered but wasn't as God planned for you.

If you wait on God's appointed time, it usually unveil itself at the moment you don't even seems to 3xpect it.


Like I said, praying is the only way to communicate to your maker and whether you do so or not..You either speak to him through your thoughts or through your depressed moments.....

Whatever my uncle did while God changed his heart to my favor is abuse of his free will.
My uncle would never had complied, but he was forced out of his free will
Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking God For Nigeria At 62? by joe4christ(m): 12:59pm On Oct 02, 2022
JASONjnr:



You think like a man and God thinks like a God....If all the prayers said to him is answered according to man's desire, you wouldn't be alive to type this rubbish.... Because there are people who have prayed to God for you to die...But he didn't let that happen...

There are people praying to him to keep this country and have it better and others praying for this country to crumble and he didn't answer that too...

Prayers are requests and prayers are the means to communicate to God directly....

Pray to God and allow him to his will.....

Why then do we need to pray if he already has his will and will only follow his will
You're not very much intelligent!
Politics / Re: Crisis Hits Labour Party; Obi And Utomi Fight Dirty Over Campaign Money. by joe4christ(m): 9:18am On Aug 21, 2022
Omo. See super story o. This won't even sell even if shoot as a movie

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