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Events / Re: Why Do Some Guys Shed Tears On Their Wedding Day? by joe4christ(m): 9:18am On Mar 07, 2021
Only simps do that. Real Niggas don't shed emotional tears. Never!!! angry
Politics / Re: Heavy Explosions, Gunshots Rock Maiduguri, Scores Feared Dead by joe4christ(m): 12:07am On Feb 24, 2021
North is Safe. Maiduguri is safe. Boko Harem has been technically defeated. So, this is fake news!
Music/Radio / Re: Davido's 'IF' Sells 500,000 Copies In The US, Certified Gold by joe4christ(m): 1:48pm On Feb 17, 2021
And this is news?
Politics / Re: Ban On Street Begging: Kano Arrests 500 Beggars by joe4christ(m): 10:34am On Feb 07, 2021
jumper524:


saddist



another saddist



and Saudi is richer than isreal..




one day na positive news go kill you because the positive news come from North..

Nothing positive can ever come out of North. Its not a curse. Its fact!
Crime / Re: Niger Republic Arms Dealer And Sons Arrested In Katsina (Photos) by joe4christ(m): 8:25pm On Jan 26, 2021
Fuckyoumod:
Lol.... The south does not know what is coming.

This people up north know what they are doing.

They showed me arms and live ammunitions, but they couldn't snap the arm dealer and his son.

OK....

I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
This is a country for the pigs. The solution is to divide this country. That's the only way out!

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Religion / Re: When Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by joe4christ(m): 5:56pm On Jan 17, 2021
helinues:
Wondering why some Christians are so concerned about Sex than Salvation.

Eish

Its simply cos most are sex starved. Especially the bachelors and spinsters
Health / Re: Missing Dele Bandele Commits Suicide Over Depression (Suicide Note) by joe4christ(m): 12:38pm On Jan 14, 2021
@ODJ124

I really don't think so. The source of this guy's depression might likely not be related to financial ish. Dig deep now, you'll realize he is from a financially bouyant family. And he is even working and earning.
Do u know how many Nigerian graduates are jobless and at thesame time depressed? Yet they try to survive and give themselves reasons to live. This guy's problem is more of psychological. Most depression that leads to suicide are more psychological than you can ever imagine!
Romance / Re: My Experience Dating A High-value Woman. by joe4christ(m): 12:51am On Jan 11, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
I never considered her job when I created this thread. I base my judgment base on the following
1: She Is Emotionally Stable
2: Has A Good Command of The Gramma and Diction
3: She Is Radiates Positivity & Lifts People Up
4: She Is Socially Skilled
5: She Plays Little or no Game
6: She Knows When to Set Boundaries
7: She Is Emotionally Intelligent
8: She Has a Growth Mindset (And Don’t Take Things Personally)
9: The Unapproachable Style
10: Has Vast Knowledge
11: Comes From a Good Family
12: She Is Smart.
Her job is a plus but those lowlifes with lack of basic reasoning take their time to disgrace their ancestors.

This Nigga na confirm ajebo. U no street mehn. Shey u no know say dem no dey hail woman like this? U just gave her an edge over you mehn. Nigga been breaking guy's code all day long. If u truly love your woman, then be kind enough not to make it too obvious. Women love mysteries. Don't be too predictable.
If you don't listen to the voice of reasoning. U will surely learn it the hard way.

Wish u well though!

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Romance / Re: My Experience Dating A High-value Woman. by joe4christ(m): 12:45am On Jan 11, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
You are wrong about me. You can't say someone that grows up in GRA, PH, from a royal home a novice in woman department. I have dated ladies who have it all but I refuse to bend because I have my life figure out. Drfunmi is an enigma, titan and personality. When a man wants to build his empire, he looks for a girl like Funmi. Let me shock you, she is the poorest among them all. I spend more on her than any girl I ever dated. Yet I adore her base on who she is. Grow up, last time I check, Nigerian doctors are not rich or poor, So her profession only add colour to who she is nothing more.

This guy sef. U just dey break guys code of conduct up and down , left, right, center.
You say the bolded about my sister, ama break ya neck aswear down. Get your act together, you're messing up big time. You've insulted ur woman countless times while trynna buttress ur point and while being defensive.
You should first proceed to wife her. Then after 10yrs u can come back here and tell us how high valued she really is.
Na love dey shack u so o. And Nairaland will only compound to your problem.
This relationship I pray will survive after this bashing from Nairalanders. grin
Next time keep ur relationship private bros!

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Politics / Re: Justice Ahmed Lemu Dies At 91: 10 Things To Know About The Late Islamic Scholar by joe4christ(m): 3:49pm On Dec 24, 2020
Very educated and well articulated. You need to hear this man speak. I respect him alot. One of the few northern leaders who have my respect.

Rest well sir!

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Family / Re: Parents Pranked Their Kids With A Playstation 5 Present (Video) by joe4christ(m): 3:41pm On Dec 24, 2020
They should thank their stars they have black kids. Cos If it were white kids. They might gun their parents down out of anger and go straight into depression!
Health / Re: Another Mutant Form Of COVID-19 Discovered In Nigeria - Africa CDC by joe4christ(m): 3:16pm On Dec 24, 2020
Liars
Romance / Re: My Neighbor's Wife by joe4christ(m): 12:08pm On Dec 07, 2020
AuntRose:

Typical Nigerian Man. Nigerian Men disgust me to the high heavens, a lady can't show some nice attitude without it being misinterpreted by most Nigerian men as a call for séx... So pathetic I share a country where 85% of the male population are perverts.

Everything translate to séx to all Nigerian Men? Why??

Perverts! angry angry

Don't be too hard on 'Em. The system make them so!
Crime / Re: #EndSARS Protest: Killing Of My Husband By His Police Colleague Not A Mistake by joe4christ(m): 10:48pm On Dec 05, 2020
Ayemileto:


So, she should stay without a job because her husband died? Will you feed her children?


Or will the dead man come and be providing for their needs?




How many months should a woman wait after the death of her husband before moving on?

Sorry. I was actually talking to real men and not simps!
Crime / Re: #EndSARS Protest: Killing Of My Husband By His Police Colleague Not A Mistake by joe4christ(m): 12:28pm On Dec 05, 2020
vizkiz:
The Governor gave y’all 10,000,000 and you are “happy” rather than fighting and pursuing the case on your husband’s death?

Even if it was truly an accidental discharge, wouldn’t that be better knowing how he died than settling for money?

Omo!!!!

How much is your soul worth??


Fear women my brother. She is more concerned about her qualifications. She talked about details of her CV like 4 times. Seeking the government to give her a job so she can take care of her children. That's her major concern. As the dead is dead and gone. Chai, I only pity men who lay down their lives on a daily basis for their wife who won't hesitate to move on a month after he drops dead! embarassed

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Romance / Re: How Can I Survive A Heartbreak? by joe4christ(m): 11:18pm On Dec 04, 2020
surebona:


Sincerely speaking I caused it all... Please don't criticize me, I am human, I cheated on her, and could not hold myself but to tell her...

You're completely a simp. A girl broke up with youz cos u cheated? Damn Niggar!
Crime / Re: Youtuber Kills Pregnant Lover On Live-stream As Viewers Pay Him To Abuse Her(Pix by joe4christ(m): 11:48pm On Dec 03, 2020
tstx:


Just two years




Meaness and Wickedness has always been and will always be a way of life.. What's your point

I still don't understand why he will possibly get only 2yrs max. Did he not just commit man-slaughter? Abi Russian law different?
Crime / Re: BREAKING: Nnamdi Kanu Has Been Arrested By Singaporean Authorities by joe4christ(m): 1:08am On Dec 02, 2020
Israel wont let that happen!

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Celebrities / Re: Old Pictures Of Your Nicki Minaj by joe4christ(m): 12:50am On Dec 02, 2020
This Aunty don old sha! grin
Education / Re: Drama As SSS 3 Student Proposes To His English Teacher In Lagos by joe4christ(m): 12:10am On Dec 02, 2020
tbest0213:
Don't let me sue you guys of scam
Bet Naija.. You will pay damage that will shock you

E cut oga.
NG 1HT played. That's separate. Second have was an equalizer which brinngs the game to full time Draw. But reads as 0-1 2HT.

You simply should have played that game full time Draw
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Gives Reason For Killing Farmers In Zabarmari, Issues New Warning by joe4christ(m): 10:37pm On Dec 01, 2020
EdoFirstBorn:


Very true I know a rich Hausa lady who wishes she can be sending money to them

She is so passionate about their course that Everytime we talk we end up quarreling because I insult bokoharam

Are you so daft that u now risk your life arguing with such beast of a person? Pls stay far away from such a person before she get u murdered for opposing her belief. I hope u listen to the voice of reasoning!

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Politics / Re: Anibaba: A Former Councillor In Lagos Pushing Truck (Video) by joe4christ(m): 3:58pm On Dec 01, 2020
Arrewa:
This is what happens when you refused to plan for the future ahead.

That's why I always advice my friends not to stop buying cows and land... I buy properties even outside my state.

Tomorrow is not certain for anybody no matter how rich and powerful you are today.

Never stop investing your money!! Don't just be good at spending.

Be good at spending and also be very good at investing!!

Don't just stop investing... Even if you, your family and your generations couldn't finish the money.
Let Humanity benefit from your wealth.

Let your blessing extend to me too by employing me in one of your establishment. That will cap 2020 for me!
Politics / Re: Black Friday: Why We Are Silent On Hisbah’s Letter To Cool FM – NBC by joe4christ(m): 7:10am On Nov 29, 2020
I actually don't see anything wrong here. They addressed what they felt was inappropriate to a broadcasting station located in a Sharia state. So, they ought to work in line with Islamic guidance. Very simple!

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Crime / Re: Blord: "EFCC Seized My 3 Cars & Released One" by joe4christ(m): 12:02pm On Nov 28, 2020
FlyHeight:


Bros that’s not entirely how it works, but I’d let you wallow in ignorance... I trade BTC actively and have done so since 2014, you need block to make block period...

Make I come learn work from you bros!
Crime / Re: Blord: "EFCC Seized My 3 Cars & Released One" by joe4christ(m): 11:56am On Nov 28, 2020
iwillmakeit:


Bro your investment of just 50,000 Naira can give you over 10M Naira in crypto. Try to seek for knowledge. 1 Bitcoin was 0.01$ in year 2010 and today the same 1Bitcoin is over 17,000$. If you have invested just 16,000 Naira in early year 2010 in Bitcoin, your 16,000 Naira is over 170 billion Naira today. You people should stop making comments on topic you lack knowledge.

The other guy has a more valid point of view. Except this guy invested in bitcoin around 2010, I can't fathom how he could have made that much within a short period. We all know forex trading can't give you that much without a huge capital, technical know-how and a million dollar strategy. Make him just keep low before EFCC go vex dig deeper!

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Crime / Re: Blord: "EFCC Seized My 3 Cars & Released One" by joe4christ(m): 11:46am On Nov 28, 2020
Guide777:
Blord, the most foolish Nouveau riche I have ever met. A barber by profession, he hammered through online bitcoin trading. Instead of relocating, he upgraded his barbershop, bought two shops opposite for offline Bitcoin dealing and bought 3 formatics and two other cars. All he brought to work every morning, and parked in a filling station besides his shop. That's what attracted the efcc who came and hijacked his cars.

Then the guy is foolish!

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Crime / Re: Blord: "EFCC Seized My 3 Cars & Released One" by joe4christ(m): 11:44am On Nov 28, 2020
Dem don recruit Sars join Efcc sha. He should sue dem since they didn't follow due process!
Health / Re: Woman Slumps & Dies In Plateau Hours After Hearing News Of Her Only Child Death by joe4christ(m): 10:42am On Nov 25, 2020
If this boy is a cultist. Then he is foolish. Knowing he is the only child of his poor mom. He killed her before her time...
What do these kids derive from cultism.

Strong man, strong man. Now, see! cry

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Romance / Re: Pope Likes Butt Pic On Instagram by joe4christ(m): 8:51pm On Nov 22, 2020
yomi007k:


Baba, I don stay 1 year without sex right now. Maybe u need checkup.

Your sexual libido cannot be same with others. So don't judge others based on your standard!
Family / Re: I'm Having Sleepless Nights Over A Mistake. What Do I Do by joe4christ(m): 7:44am On Nov 22, 2020
My only advice to you is, don't mess the Game you agreed to be part of.
At least be patient till he comes back.
Don't be quick to rule him off. He might actually be your destined husband. Some times Godswill comes disguised. You may fall inlove with him when you see him in person and that might change everything for you. Just relax...
The only thing is, you tell him that he got to tell his mom the truth once he has seen his daughter. Cos u can't continue to live with the guilt. Let him explain to his mom that you're his good friend and not his lover. That settles it all.
Don't be afraid to go with him to see his mum. The poor woman already likes you. You guys could become good family friends that's if it doesn't end up as inlaws.
Na wisdom I don pour for you so o. If u like hear!

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