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Crime / Re: Lady Travelling From Abuja To Akure In A Taxi Molested By Man. Sparks Reactions by joe4christ(m): 7:56am On Jun 03, 2020
She simply should have changed position. This is really irritating. How she endure such nonsense makes me question her kind of person. She simply should have told the driver to either change her sitting position or refund her back her money.

I'm so mad at this right now!
Romance / Re: After Sex With Her by joe4christ(m): 2:05pm On May 31, 2020
Justice128:
After sex she looked into my eyes and started crying, i was shocked and i asked her why, she said i know u will leave me after this sex. I almost cried with her becoz i know she is saying the truth. But she caused it she stressed me b4 the sex thank u.


Just 4 fun happy sun.

I almost laughed my head off. What a savage!
Romance / Re: No Sex Before Marriage Is A Scam by joe4christ(m): 11:13am On May 31, 2020
phelonrays:

Thanks for your insightful answer....


But it still left me more perplexed than before

My observations are....... @the emboldened

Can't we function with the ''Normal'' while letting go of the '' present generation' toxicity?? embarassed

This world is fast changing, she is fast evolving. You learn to live with it. Not as if u can change it afterall!
Health / Re: 553 New COVID-19 Cases, 159 Discharged And 12 Deaths On May 30 - (1758 Tested) by joe4christ(m): 10:54am On May 31, 2020
365naira:
I really want to be one of the cases of Covid, i am writing in anticipation that this virua will locate me, I really want die one way or the other, please Covid see me here, come carry my breath away i am tired of waking up the next day.

Why are u being suicidal. What's your problem?
Crime / Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by joe4christ(m): 10:24am On May 31, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Imagine and I'm sure she must have called the name of God multiple times with faith beyond measure but still the deed was done , hope the perpetrators get arrested soon , who am I kidding , are autopsies on raped dead victims even carried out?




You still be thinking you are special o and God will come to your aid when you need him because you are special or because you dey read Bible.

All these religious lots would rather blame the poor girl. By accusing her to be living a double standard life probably why God didn't rescue her while she was calling on him to help her in the situation that eventually ended her life.
They will conclude that if her life was holy and pleasing to God. He would have saved her and not allow rapist desecrate his house.

You will be so surprised how these people think! grin

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Crime / Re: Taxi Driver Fights Two Law Enforcement Officials In Akure (video) by joe4christ(m): 5:05pm On May 29, 2020
hakeem4:
who wan come settle this matter?

Clout chasing is all I can deduce from your meme. Sorry!
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Newly Acquired Tucano A-29s In Pictures by joe4christ(m): 9:31am On May 29, 2020
superamoled:
People underestimate this fighter plane because it's a propeller plane not knowing that it's a lot more functional and sophisticated than it looks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhazfkVSrDk=48

Okay. After watching this video about the Aircraft. I now have full respect for the warcraft.
Those above saying its WWII Aircraft are saying so out of ignorance. They should watch to clip to educate themselves!

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Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Extends Lockdown By Two Weeks In Kaduna by joe4christ(m): 9:29pm On May 27, 2020
He should better extend it to next year. I don't give a damn. Na Kaduna people go suffer am.

Short people and their eagerness to prove a point. (So insecure)
Crime / Re: Victor Aleke's Brother Found Dead Inside His Car Trunk In Ebonyi by joe4christ(m): 4:34pm On May 27, 2020
GamalNasser:
Did he leave home with the lawmakers car?

I tire o. The way these bloggers distribute news ehn. I just wonder if they get sense at all. They just wrote long epistle of trash with little details.

Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well!

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Celebrities / Re: How Can This Be A Guy?? Please Take A Look closely. Woman-Men by joe4christ(m): 9:21am On May 25, 2020
MejiLoyon:

Person call himself sherry.
Abeg I'm out of this thread. Yansh leaking shit odor full everywhere. Get his number so he can shag you. Ashi

Last last karma go pay u a visit. U go born pikin wey identify with opposite sexuality different than the one he/she is born with. Then u will understand whatsup.
I just hope u won't kill ur child out of foolery!
Celebrities / Re: How Can This Be A Guy?? Please Take A Look closely. Woman-Men by joe4christ(m): 9:18am On May 25, 2020
MejiLoyon:
Oga no call me bro.
Una no plenty reach. My stance remains the same. You're all gay mofos

Hehehehe. Wrong address brov.
Me wey like woman like this grin you know nothing.
You just don't wanna learn. Ignorant mofo!!!
Celebrities / Re: How Can This Be A Guy?? Please Take A Look closely. Woman-Men by joe4christ(m): 9:13am On May 25, 2020
MejiLoyon:

Better to be an illiterate than a hypocrite. The Christ in your moniker stands for Antichrist. Because the Christ I know makes no mistake. You're either a man or a woman or defective that can be corrected. Ewo ni intersex. Oga read. Even the so called intersex are being corrected so shut up. Indaboski fellow

Just listen to yourself. So, mortals need to correct what "God" has created which is deemed perfect abi?
The defectiveness you talk about. Whose fault is it
I thought God decided the gender of a child. So, what went wrong. Why the complications

Give yourself brain bro!
Celebrities / Re: How Can This Be A Guy?? Please Take A Look closely. Woman-Men by joe4christ(m): 8:44am On May 25, 2020
MejiLoyon:
Be justifying yourself
https://www.nairaland.com/5841401/intersex-hermaphrodite-exist-learn

You're either a man or a woman. The early physicians knew these traits exists that's why they developed drugs and medical procedures to correct these anomalies. That's why in filling data dey ask for "sex" . Wetin dey under you. If na gbola you be man. If na obow you be woman. Case closed. Any other thing na psychological hocus-pocus. If you want validation go bobrisky page. There are kids here, don't confuse them with your warped mentality

You sound like an illiterate who enjoys swimming in a pool of ignorance.
Politics / Re: Usman Gur Mohammed Sacked Over N781bn Siemens Power Deal by joe4christ(m): 7:37am On May 25, 2020
Wow. Commendable!
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by joe4christ(m): 2:26pm On May 20, 2020
BigJoe19:
[sup][/sup]Shut up!!! To sleep with someone's wife is not a criminal offence, she consented to it and the man fvcked her, simple. Face your cheating wife and leave the man, he is not part of your union.

Did u just say to sleep with someone's wife is not a criminal offense?

Damn, if you're a lawyer then u must be a dumb charge and bail lawyer I guess! grin
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by joe4christ(m): 2:22pm On May 20, 2020
akpur1:
[s][/s]
Ask yourself when did a woman become a property I didn’t encroach on anybody’s land I wanted my fun. That man no get mouth joor. If I Bleep your wife you can’t try that with me

See this one. Just try it with someone like me. Aswear u won't even have 10sec to breath your last. It will be so swift...
And for the record, the man came with his friend Who was recording the video.
Simply avoid peoples wife if u wanna last!
Career / Re: Please HELP, My Boss Slashed My Salary Unjustly by joe4christ(m): 2:12pm On May 20, 2020
Your uncle should be more careful now. Nobody is indispensable when it comes to company work. Your uncle should have known better. He stand the chance of loosing his job in the nearest future cos the company will no longer see him as an asset. The truth is they will definitely seek for someone who can replace his position and find reason to lay him off.
So, its either he resign himself or go back to doing his duty as it is required by the company, disregarding is health. Which is bad!
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by joe4christ(m): 1:20pm On May 20, 2020
akpur1:
If am the one fucking your wife and you hit me, I’ll deal with your ass because it was consensual I no rape or force her. Carry your wounded ego away

Na ur type dem dey stab to death in similar situation as we've read severally on the news overtime.
Your best bet is to beg like he did. You were caught stealing another man's property. And you have the guts to defend yourself on the ground that his property tempted you
You're just seconds away from leaving this world by pulling up such stunt!

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Romance / Re: I Finally Broke Up With Her (pictures) by joe4christ(m): 10:44am On May 19, 2020
seanwilliam:
you are a sissy

You be idiot. Are u a saint yourself, are you faithful to your partner
If your girl can forgive you cheating on her. Then I can't see why u can't forgive her if she's remorseful and ready to amend her ways. We all make mistakes. Why then can't u forgive her especially if u still care about her that much.
Reason with your brain and stop being too emotional!
Romance / Re: I Finally Broke Up With Her (pictures) by joe4christ(m): 8:36am On May 18, 2020
Something is just not right with this narrative. Why her sister, why will her blood be the one to reveal such secret to you. What is her aim
Obviously for whatever reason, she don't want to see her sister's progress.
Guy, if u love that girl, then meet with her. Do a one on one conversation with her. Let her confess. If she opens up and is remorsed about it. Then forgive her and give her another chance. Let her break up with the other guy in your presence and tell her anytime u suspect her ever again. You're not just gonna break up with her only. You will definitely hurt her in a way she will forever live with the scar for life.

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Politics / Re: FG Spends N679m Daily On Feeding Schoolchildren During Lockdown by joe4christ(m): 3:54pm On May 13, 2020
Sinzuuuu Moneyyyyy. Baba don Cashout yet again! grin

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Romance / Re: One Reason You Shouldn't Masturbate by joe4christ(m): 12:39pm On May 13, 2020
What fvcking negative energy is the OP talking about.
Probably your village people dey pursue ur matter. Pls don't label that against masturbation.

Okay, let me ask you. Since u quit masturbating. How has your life become more better than we who do to keep healthy?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by joe4christ(m): 3:59pm On May 09, 2020
LordKO:
I have had experiences which are not just near death, but also manifestation of divine grace/miracles - my irreligious disposition notwithstanding. 

One of the experiences is that one early Sunday morning, some years ago, I entered a utility room with a guarded window without my phone, while inside it I decided to find out the reason why the entrance door was often hard to unlock. So, I locked it while inside, unfortunately it knocked and all my efforts to unlock it proved abortive for more than 24 hours. I did everything possible to either use bare hands to open the door or unlock it with the keys to no avail. Worse still, it happened in a detached house in a gated compound and I was living alone; normally I do not entertain visitors without an invitation and I did not have a phone with me to call anyone to come to the house to break the doors and rescue me. I was hungry too, because I was so busy a night before it that I didn't eat before going to bed and I didn't take a breakfast before entering there.

I had resigned to fate, sobbing in tears when an ineffable thought came into me to try one more time to hold the doorknob and open it - the same thing I did several times without positive result - I did and the door opened with no extra force and tactics. But for the divine intervention, I could have stayed there for more than a month without anyone knowing my whereabouts, since it happened in a foreign land.

However, this isn't the main divine experience which changed a whole lot of things in me - the divine experience wasn't a near death one. Everyone has a divine authority guarding and guiding him/her, you'll know this if you're in tune with your subconscious.

So, are u religious now. Or you're only opened to spirituality

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 100 People Die In Azare, Bauchi Within 7 Days by joe4christ(m): 3:34pm On May 09, 2020
obembet:
By Aug 2020, Nigeria government will realized that everything's is not politics. Everybody eyes will clear.. Everyone will run for his/her life including Buhari.

When other Nation survived, case will increase.. This is not a curse.

Its an obvious prediction. You're a wise lady!
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Think Am A Whor.e Before They Get To Really Know Me by joe4christ(m): 3:38pm On May 08, 2020
freethinker01:

We all know she can't do the bolded cus she enjoys the attention and gratification she hears from her admirers.
From what I could reduce, she's saying the half truth.

You have a point though. Women love attention, so much that they could become depressed if they don't get it from we guy grin
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Deletes Chat On Facebook After Conversation by joe4christ(m): 3:32pm On May 08, 2020
MichealKin50:
This is the same girl December last year before proposing to her, I asked her if she has cheated on me before. To get the truth from her, I lied to her that I've cheated on her she also told me she has cheated on me. When I finally told her that I was lying about cheating on her that since we met I've never seen another girl she also told me that she was lying too about cheating on me. When I told her to swear with the Holy Bible she refused to swear. I went ahead and proposed to her on 31st December hoping to marry her before end of this year.

I feel you're about to make the worst mistake of your life settling down with such a girl. I can deduce she's a highly pretentious creature and should never be trusted. She has succeeded to play her game well. What you're noticing now are mere smoke of the fire she is made of. A cheat of her type ain't remorseful. And so she will continue even after u wife.
If u proceed to marry this girl. I will be here waiting for your future thread about how ur wife is a cheat. I will rain curses on you.

Use your brain!

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Health / Re: I Am Intersex/hermaphrodite. We Exist. Learn! by joe4christ(m): 10:04am On May 08, 2020
KanielOutis92:
I get what you're saying. But you see, "It" is most times used to refer to objects, and sometimes animals. I belíeve there are ways he could have been able to get around that comment, without outrightly referring to the op as "It". If you ask me, i think it is downgrading

Yea. You have a point though. His utterance wasn't polite at all. I will equally get mad if someone address me as such. Irrespective of my condition!

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Health / Re: I Am Intersex/hermaphrodite. We Exist. Learn! by joe4christ(m): 10:02am On May 08, 2020
Goddys:


You can't be gay or straight when you are intersex. You simply have no gender.

I was not referring to the OP. I only quoted the OP in reference to someone who requested he email his nude to him so he can ascertain his claim
Health / Re: I Am Intersex/hermaphrodite. We Exist. Learn! by joe4christ(m): 8:57am On May 08, 2020
KanielOutis92:
I wasnt going to comment, until i saw your comment. It is totally wrong of you to refer to the op as "It". I do not know whether you're trying to be funny. If that's what you're trying to do, then i hate to break it to you bruv...you're not funny!

I don't see anything wrong with calling someone "it" when u can't identify their sexuality. Except the person decide to take it personal.
You simply cannot identify "it" as He or She. Its complicated...
Health / Re: I Am Intersex/hermaphrodite. We Exist. Learn! by joe4christ(m): 8:16am On May 08, 2020
IntersexSherry:
Really? does that sound nice? who does that to strangers?

He is definitely gay. Can't u decipher that in his tone? grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Think Am A Whor.e Before They Get To Really Know Me by joe4christ(m): 7:51am On May 08, 2020
PrecioussB:
undecided this is something I really wanna change

Is it because am too friendly and nice

some guys recently said I am worth 0 cents and am still fronting embarassed

You're so damn beautiful. I wonder why anybody will wanna say such to you. Well, from a fellow guy point of view, I can deduce they are probably jealous, cos ur friendly nature makes them assume the worst of u. You accommodate every guy that come around u and friendzone a lot of them while they see u hanging out and all smile with other guys. Definitely they will feel pained, like you making them feel they ain't worth you. And u know we guys with our ego. They will say Nasty stuffs to make u feel bad about yourself.

I'll advice you get a boyfriend who u love and adores you equally. Then put some wall of resistance from admirers.
Whoever comes close, you simply inform them that u have a boyfriend and u love him so much, so except they are cool with you both just being friends, they can as well fvck off. Very simple!

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