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Family › Re: When You Get An Invitation To A Divorce Ceremony. by JoeCutie(m): 11:54pm On Jun 06, 2016
Poseidon000:
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Ok, now I get.

Good you ain't one of those dummies making things hards for gggz, but your post is quite misleading tho(except it's for sarcasm).
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Oh, don't be too literal about my post, bro, I was actually being sarcastic. Just for humour. smiley
Family › Re: When You Get An Invitation To A Divorce Ceremony. by JoeCutie(m):
Poseidon000:
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You see! Guys are responsible for making women feel like they're doing a guy a favour when they have sex.
Going by your egregious logic. Its also apt and paramount that women return all the sperm men waste on them(not forgetting his virginity too), cos women gain the most in sex.

If that ain't possible, then your logic is flawed and should be discarded in the nearest dustbin.
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We are on the same page, brother. In fact, I hate with passion, what girls think sometimes, that they are doing us favours by having sex with us, when in actuality, we are the ones doing them favours because we are the ones that 'suffer' the most during sex.

But you see, brother, what I wrote up there could be vice versa. I'm sorry to have omitted putting it there
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Romance › Re: . by JoeCutie(m): 11:35pm On Jun 06, 2016
If you ask me if 'Yoruba girls' make good wives, I wouldn't know what to say. Meanwhile, if you ask me if a certain 'Tobi' would make a good wife, I'd look at her as 'Tobi' and then say one or two things.

Brother, you are not getting married to 'Yoruba girls', you're getting married to 'Tobi'. So make your assessment of her as being 'Tobi', and not as being a 'Yoruba girl'. And make no mistakes about this: whether 'Yoruba girls', 'Igbo girls', 'Hausa girls', etc, they all make 'good' or 'bad' wives (which is mostly depend on individualism), just try and make sure you be a good husband yourself.

I don't know if I'm making any sense
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Romance › Re: 10 Most Unusual Sexual Fetishes In The World Will Make Your Jaw Drop! by JoeCutie(m): 11:25pm On Jun 06, 2016
Having sex with a tree! Because the back is rough, right? She likes it rough. Chai!
Family › Re: Woman Kept Her Baby In A Bag While Shopping by JoeCutie(m): 11:09pm On Jun 06, 2016
Child abuse! angry
Family › Re: When You Get An Invitation To A Divorce Ceremony. by JoeCutie(m): 10:55pm On Jun 06, 2016
mztubsy:
like seriously OP!!! no offence but pleaseeeeee........be original.you got this from the movie"DIVORCE INVITATION".everything you listed there was word for word in the movie. movie lovers wud get the memo....like I said no offence.
Movie lover! cheesy
Family › Re: When You Get An Invitation To A Divorce Ceremony. by JoeCutie(m): 10:52pm On Jun 06, 2016
PhweshyJ:
Your sense of humour is priceless. cheesy
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Family › Re: When You Get An Invitation To A Divorce Ceremony. by JoeCutie(m): 10:52pm On Jun 06, 2016
Joice21:
Lol.Humourous!
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Family › Re: When You Get An Invitation To A Divorce Ceremony. by JoeCutie(m): 10:30pm On Jun 06, 2016
[quote author=mesmer post=46338632][/quote]Thanks, bro. smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: Couple Kissing On A Bike At Kenyans' Political Protest Today (pic) by JoeCutie(m):
It's a free world, yes? My pre-wedding photo shoot ideas flying in. They should off cloths already! cheesy
Family › Re: When You Get An Invitation To A Divorce Ceremony. by JoeCutie(m):
I agree with you, Op, but there's one very important condition that'd make lots of sense if included in that list.

* If the man met the woman a virgin (or vice versa), and eventually deflowered her, for the divorce to be successfully effected, he must undo what he did. He must seal her back to being a virgin. cheesy cheesy cheesy How will you deflower me and divorce me on top? Is it how you use to do? angry You must seal me back oh
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cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: 2Baba Flirts With Annie Idibia On Instagram by JoeCutie(m):
2Face may have had his moments in the past, but for what's worth, this guy is one of the most responsible men/fathers/husbands, not just in the music industry, but in Nigeria. He's not a saint, but I guess this guy swallowed his pride, learnt from his earlier mistakes and never looked back since then. He is a role model, and simplicity personified, if you ask me. And how he handles things? Second to none.

#2baba
#LivingLegend
#SimpleAndHumble
#RichButHumble
#RESPECT
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Education › Re: Mohammed Sani Idiagbon Of UNILORIN In Sex Scandal (Audio Clip) by JoeCutie(m): 1:52pm On Jun 06, 2016
"Shebi the other time, as you give me, e no hard you..." Who's this beast of a lecturer! angry angry angry

The girl though... undecided
You're coming into his office (very often, as deduced from their conversation), begging for marks and even letting him touch, suck and fvck you. Later you'd blame everything on him. On men. "Men will always be men". Rubbish! The truth is, women are the reason men are whatever they (women) say they (men) are. The man even asked you to go and lock the door, you stood your silly ass up, went to the door and locked it very well. What do you expect next? The man even has some character/worth left because another man could have forced/raped her. What would she say? How would she defend herself? The society would ask her the very first question they throw at such 'victims'..."what were you doing in his office/room in the first place?" Both the man and the girl are so silly and useless. The things people do to "graduate well". To what end? embarassed

Our academic system? Zero! You'd see a school graduating 50 first class students, but of all of them, maybe just 5 would truly merit the grade. A desperate society! Nigeria is a joke, nothing really is the way they seem. Nonsense!
Family › Re: 17 Childhood Memories Those Born In The 90's Can Relate To. Enjoy by JoeCutie(m): 12:58pm On Jun 06, 2016
I hate adulthood...with it's responsibilities and pretences. I want to go back to childhood...where and when nothing mattered. Nothing! Just eat, sleep and play. The sexy thing is that you don't even have to open even a page of any of your books to write and pass exams. embarassed

Look what we've done to ourselves because we all wanted to grow so bad, thinking that it was fun. Childhood, please
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Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 11:26pm On Jun 05, 2016
Please, I was asked in an interview what the acronym 'NDA' stands for. What should I have answered, so that if I was wrong with my answer, I'd go back and correct it?

A. Nigerian Defense Academy
B. Niger Delta Avengers


undecided undecided undecided

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