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Poseidon000:Oh, don't be too literal about my post, bro, I was actually being sarcastic. Just for humour. ![]() |
Poseidon000:We are on the same page, brother. In fact, I hate with passion, what girls think sometimes, that they are doing us favours by having sex with us, when in actuality, we are the ones doing them favours because we are the ones that 'suffer' the most during sex. But you see, brother, what I wrote up there could be vice versa. I'm sorry to have omitted putting it there. |
If you ask me if 'Yoruba girls' make good wives, I wouldn't know what to say. Meanwhile, if you ask me if a certain 'Tobi' would make a good wife, I'd look at her as 'Tobi' and then say one or two things. Brother, you are not getting married to 'Yoruba girls', you're getting married to 'Tobi'. So make your assessment of her as being 'Tobi', and not as being a 'Yoruba girl'. And make no mistakes about this: whether 'Yoruba girls', 'Igbo girls', 'Hausa girls', etc, they all make 'good' or 'bad' wives (which is mostly depend on individualism), just try and make sure you be a good husband yourself. I don't know if I'm making any sense... |
Having sex with a tree! Because the back is rough, right? She likes it rough. Chai! |
Child abuse! ![]() |
mztubsy:Movie lover! ![]() |
[quote author=mesmer post=46338632][/quote]Thanks, bro. ![]() |
It's a free world, yes? My pre-wedding photo shoot ideas flying in. They should off cloths already! ![]() |
I agree with you, Op, but there's one very important condition that'd make lots of sense if included in that list. * If the man met the woman a virgin (or vice versa), and eventually deflowered her, for the divorce to be successfully effected, he must undo what he did. He must seal her back to being a virgin. How will you deflower me and divorce me on top? Is it how you use to do? You must seal me back oh. ![]() ![]() |
2Face may have had his moments in the past, but for what's worth, this guy is one of the most responsible men/fathers/husbands, not just in the music industry, but in Nigeria. He's not a saint, but I guess this guy swallowed his pride, learnt from his earlier mistakes and never looked back since then. He is a role model, and simplicity personified, if you ask me. And how he handles things? Second to none. #2baba #LivingLegend #SimpleAndHumble #RichButHumble #RESPECT. |
"Shebi the other time, as you give me, e no hard you..." Who's this beast of a lecturer! ![]() The girl though... ![]() You're coming into his office (very often, as deduced from their conversation), begging for marks and even letting him touch, suck and fvck you. Later you'd blame everything on him. On men. "Men will always be men". Rubbish! The truth is, women are the reason men are whatever they (women) say they (men) are. The man even asked you to go and lock the door, you stood your silly ass up, went to the door and locked it very well. What do you expect next? The man even has some character/worth left because another man could have forced/raped her. What would she say? How would she defend herself? The society would ask her the very first question they throw at such 'victims'..."what were you doing in his office/room in the first place?" Both the man and the girl are so silly and useless. The things people do to "graduate well". To what end? ![]() Our academic system? Zero! You'd see a school graduating 50 first class students, but of all of them, maybe just 5 would truly merit the grade. A desperate society! Nigeria is a joke, nothing really is the way they seem. Nonsense! |
I hate adulthood...with it's responsibilities and pretences. I want to go back to childhood...where and when nothing mattered. Nothing! Just eat, sleep and play. The sexy thing is that you don't even have to open even a page of any of your books to write and pass exams. ![]() Look what we've done to ourselves because we all wanted to grow so bad, thinking that it was fun. Childhood, please?
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Please, I was asked in an interview what the acronym 'NDA' stands for. What should I have answered, so that if I was wrong with my answer, I'd go back and correct it? A. Nigerian Defense Academy B. Niger Delta Avengers ![]() |
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