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She must be:
Smart
Cultured
Neat
Crazy to an acceptable extent
Open to learning and trying new things with me
Respectful
Faithful
God fearing
And good looking

Nevertheless, she is free to not show me respect and be faithful...if I'm not respectful and faithful. These things should be reciprocal. But then, she should be able to carry me and the kids along, influence us positively and let herself be influenced positively too. I want a wife who is willing to try, try and try, until it's no longer possible to try.

What!!?

In fact, lemme go downstairs now and have sex in front of our gate, let anybody come and talk rubbish to me. Nonsense!

jonaifame22:
Can you imagine, my friend called me yesterday nd told me tht he'll be bringing a gal over to my place for the normal-normal.
Because of him I had to come bck frm my shop to hand him the keys to my room, although I begged him if we cld fvck the gal together buh he made me understnd that she is his new gf and not some random chic
So I was outside smoking my Oris cigarette when he passed to buy some drinks for both of them only for him to tell me he hs a package for me nd guess wht? he put is fingers in my nose nd told me tht he jus fingered pvssy and since I need sex I should jus mke do wth wat he cld offer and he laffed nd walked away.

Bia this boy, shebi you know you're dying gradually...if you don't get help soon. If I were you, I'd run to the nearest psychiatric hospital to get help before it's too late. Only if you still got an iota of shame left in you...

Please, one minute silence for this rapidly deteriorating creature.

Is it how they use to do?

And they didn't lynch him...

I bought 5 small tomatoes for #300 the other day and you'll come and be wearing money in my front? You want to die abi?

Some ladies are original evils oh! You'd jeje come with the intention of chopping and cleaning mouth, but piam! They'd chingom you. You're not going anywhere! Not that they'd be using some kinda charm on you, no, these ladies are the charm themselves. You cannot leave them, they won't let you. And then your guys will be asking you, "Tosin, na you be this?"

So, my fellow guys, be very careful what you wish for and with whom you wish it.

1.) "Igwe anyuo nsi n'ulo uka..."
2.) "Añuo m nnukwute ara chee na obu..."
3.) "Okpa ntucha abaa na takeaway!"

Hi, Sosa993,

Do you really mean that? That most of the marriage rites are being sponsored by the bride's family? Wow.

JeffreyJamez:
Lost cause?.......was he even a cause? Lol

I gave him a lot more than he deserves, I know. But that was me being courteous to a fellow man.

Na so person go just dey mumu dey go down, you go think say na joke and like play like play, he go just waste finish. This Airforce of a guy, you're a very BIG fool oh. When I first saw you/your name/threads on Nairaland, I thought you were 7, but... Wow! I've never been this disappointed!

You're a lost cause, Op. Wait, is it by force to create threads on Nairaland sef!? This is so unfortunate.

Eh!? Mtchewww!

We know.

mzhorlah:
na dz kind thread u go meet JoeCutie

What kinda thread again?

sosa993:
before I answer your question I'll love to know your tribe

Insofar as you or this isn't going to spark any form of tribal war, cos apparently, that's not how I operate, I'd oblige you. I'm Igbo. So...ma'am?

All these hustling and tussling... just in a bid to entice us. Later they'd say we need them more than they need us. Special us.

NevetsIbot:
lol... No vex finish bro. We understand you

Do you really need our opinion on this, like you don't know the public opinion as regards this already? Or is it just that stupid trending 'culture' of creating unnecessary and silly threads on Nairaland these days? Go, date and marry your cousin! It's super cool. Rubbish!!!

There's absolutely nothing wrong with what she's putting on.

Good. Even a better move would be scrapping that stupid NYSC. Uproot the scam from the root jhoor. NYSC is irrelevant.

Aww! This babe is pure water; mmiri oñuñu. Can I have a little gulp, please?

Jumizie13:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Joe Joe

Yes, fine geh, anything for me?

Michellla:
Umm.Good to know", can be used in terms of sarcasm or actuality.in this case its the latter.
I.e good to know you were kidding

Well...that's good to know...in actuality.

KweenSisan:
Neeh..school in Abia

Oh, okay...that's cool.

rosieluv:
dats real talk bro

Well that's very interesting to know.