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Forum Games › Re: 13 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Were Obsessed With Whot. by JoeCutie(m): 10:32pm On Jun 02, 2016
Michellla:
totally misunderstood
Understood? By me? I was just kidding. grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 9:10pm On Jun 02, 2016
Twaci:
No I am not. smiley
Good save. wink
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 9:07pm On Jun 02, 2016
optional1:
We are not asking to b equal with d responsbilities of marriage we are only asking for equal right in d society, we should b given respect in d society, give us d same right u give to men cos without women i dont think there wil b men.
And you even had to say that? shocked You just planned your own burial yourself! angry

You want equal rights...but you don't want equal responsibilities? What a joke!
undecided
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 6:29pm On Jun 02, 2016
Twaci:
I never said men and women are equals. But then, I feel that most men feel we should be submissive even when ill-treated. Now that is what I am not in support of.

Respect, they say, is reciprocal.
So it's safe to say you're not an advocate for gender equality then?
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 6:25pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
personally, I don't think men and women should be equal. I'm all for women empowerment, but I don't subscribe to that gender equality BS.

There's a reason why God put Adam on earth first and Eve was just the after-thought
I love you. kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 6:11pm On Jun 02, 2016
Why do you think men and women should be equal, but then most of the responsibilities during marriage ceremonies - traditional and white wedding- and in the family are taken up (mostly only) by the men?

Cc: Twaci, and or anybody (female) who cares to answer
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Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 5:55pm On Jun 02, 2016
Wife: Honey, can I ask for a favour?

Husband: Sure! Anything for my love

Wife: Can you kill a lion for me?

Husband: Are you mad!!? To kill a lion for you? Ask for something else biko

Wife: Okay, if you cannot kill a lion for me, can I at least go through your whatsapp?

Husband: Eh!!? Biko where's the Lion you said I should kill for you.

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Happy New Month folks
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Politics › Re: Photo Of People Hailing Okorocha In Ogoni by JoeCutie(m): 5:52pm On Jun 02, 2016
Apparently, those are just 'village people' who were excited about seeing an executive governor, they didn't care who it was. Again, most of them are not exposed enough to know which governor is working and which one isn't.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Cancels Trip To Ogoniland Over "Assassination Threats" by JoeCutie(m):
"President Buhari cancels visit to Ogoniland over assassination threats".

Mumu Praktikals, Onye nzuzu, what did you say again? undecided undecided

Zieristclair, Babangbali, Iberu001 what did you guys say again? That not even a strand of his hair would be touched? Gentlemen, please, where is your President and Grand Cowardice commander of the Federal Republic? Lmao!!!
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Forum Games › Re: 13 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Were Obsessed With Whot. by JoeCutie(m): 2:36pm On Jun 02, 2016
Michellla:
I played this grin
it still exists?
No, it does not exist again! So because you played it, it should now go and stop existing, shebi? Because everything stops with you nau abi? undecided
Romance › Re: True Love Needed by JoeCutie(m): 9:46am On Jun 02, 2016
angry undecided angry undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari Will Die If He Visits Ogoniland - Niger Delta Avengers by JoeCutie(m): 8:53am On Jun 02, 2016
iberu001:
Nothing will happen, They can't even get an inches to where he will be,do you think Nigeria Military is like the Opc, NDA or bokoharam, seems you are a learner and you don't know anything about Military, I do know alot about military, those soldiers deployed to fight bokoharam, NDA are Military police not war soldiers, war soldiers don't come out,they always cage them because they are the real zombie, they only here go not come, as i'm talking to you now,soldiers will be in the creeks and everywhere the president will be,also for a sniper to do his work properly, he needs tall building to be so that he can aim to achieve his goal, so I don't kn now where tall building or skyscraper dey for the creeks oooo.
You do know more about the military than me? Well, good for you. I'm a learner. grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Will Die If He Visits Ogoniland - Niger Delta Avengers by JoeCutie(m): 8:51am On Jun 02, 2016
Zieristclair:
it takes a sniper to catch a sniper bro,and the military and security outfits of any nation have such.They just don't reveal it to the public.If you watch the movie SHOOTER starring Mark Wahlberg you'd understand a lot of hidden things about the exploits of the military of any nation.Every time the U.S president sneezes,there are about twenty thousand trained commandos with handkerchiefs on the ready.figure this out!Why do you think professional deadly assasins or bodyguards in real life or movies always come with some sort of military backgrounds, with some even having fought in a number of battles?
Well, it's true, bro, but...if these people really want to give the government a real fight, they can cause some real damage, don't you think? Unless, of course, they are bluffing.
Politics › Re: Buhari Will Die If He Visits Ogoniland - Niger Delta Avengers by JoeCutie(m): 8:49am On Jun 02, 2016
Praktikals:
Mumu, abeg Volunteer to do the job undecided
Fucck off!!! Zombie!
Romance › Re: Welcome Me by JoeCutie(m): 9:00pm On Jun 01, 2016
This is not the right place to be welcoming you at this period. A nice psychiatric hospital would be more suitable for you because you're sick in the head!!! undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari Will Die If He Visits Ogoniland - Niger Delta Avengers by JoeCutie(m): 8:06pm On Jun 01, 2016
BABANGBALI:
it's a lie,dem no fit comot even a single hair from him preek or armpits
That's if they choose not to or they are not good enough.
Politics › Re: Buhari Will Die If He Visits Ogoniland - Niger Delta Avengers by JoeCutie(m): 7:43pm On Jun 01, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Lols and you think that to kill a President is easy?
Do they know his tight security and sss.
Thats a suicide mission
To kill Barack Obama or Vladimir Putin or any of the strongest leaders might be difficult, but to kill this president? Very easy! Just one sniper's shot from a few radius away and he's dead. They do not have enough intelligence to stop snipers. Unless the sniper is a leaner and has no liver. I know Nigeria, they'll go and carry all the soldiers in one army cantonment, but coming against a well trained and intelligent terrorists? It won't work, unless the avengers sef na wash.
Education › Re: 3 Male Teachers At St Saviours, Ijegun Beat SS1 Student For Attending A Party by JoeCutie(m): 6:56pm On Jun 01, 2016
Yuneehk:
Cmon! Remove your mind from that gutter osiso
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Education › Re: 3 Male Teachers At St Saviours, Ijegun Beat SS1 Student For Attending A Party by JoeCutie(m): 3:56pm On Jun 01, 2016
See what they did to that fresh and soft yansh. Evil people. Dem dey jealous the yansh. angry

Crime › Re: Sidechic Gets Bathed With Acid In Abuja By Man's Wife by JoeCutie(m): 3:23pm On Jun 01, 2016
I keep telling my friends and anybody that cares to listen: that you're a bad boy/girl no reach to take you to a married woman/man. The repercussion is apocalyptic!

You can fool around but going close to married people, and going as far as destroying their marriages? God will punish you because you're a useless fool
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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Large-Sized Lady & Her Fiance Shut Down Internet by JoeCutie(m): 2:18pm On Jun 01, 2016
potbelly:
We learn everyday...
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Romance › Re: Wish A Sweet/hot/pretty/handsome Nairalander U Admire A Happy New Month by JoeCutie(m): 1:01pm On Jun 01, 2016
SweetieConstie:
I wanna wish all Nairalanders a Happy New Month!



This new month, all your heart desires shall be granted! May you encounter success in all your endeavours!!




May God's blessings become so evident upon your life that all the people around you would call you "BLESSED!" grin




cc: Refiner

Pwettylivia

AirSultan

Mediapace

Lanicky

JoeCutie

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Neyoor

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MzLarem

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And a host of others....



The month of June shall bring many beautiful surprises your way!



I also wanna specially wish all the awesome #MIMZYFIED folks out there a Splendid New Month! cheesy #TeamMimzy!!



Cc: Mimzy

Muva

SlyIsaac

Smellymouth grin

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Makydebbie

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Obiorathesubtle etc etc.....







*GRACIAS* gringrin



Thank you and happy new month to you too, dear. smiley
Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Large-Sized Lady & Her Fiance Shut Down Internet by JoeCutie(m): 12:58pm On Jun 01, 2016
potbelly:
Its quite unfortunate that you will describe human beings as dog and shit... She should lose weight for the sake of her health...
Aww, I had not the slightest idea that you'd misinterpret that. Dog and Poo in this context, are meant to be figurative, not literal. And that's a sort of an adage in my culture.
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romanlander A Happy New Month. by JoeCutie(m): 10:34am On Jun 01, 2016
mzhorlah:
Lanicky
Joecutie
Naijaboiy
Erad
Leemix
Thank you, and happy new month too.
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Avengers Bomb Chevron Oil Well Amidst Heavy Security (Photo) by JoeCutie(m):
We all see foreign (American) movies. At least, most of us do. I wonder if these people at the top - the Federal Government - learn anything from the whites at all. You might say it's just movie, but that's how it works really. Military isn't just about killing yourselves everyday training. It's not all about gragra, it's mostly about intelligence. The biggest problem of our forces is that they are not intelligent. They've no intelligence! Even the much intelligence they have isn't intelligent. Everything must not be beating, flogging, shooting and killing (innocent) people. They do not plan their strategies well, that's why they are always ambushed. Do they not have people who are very good with the computer? They should get the best hackers and hack into the enemies' system, infiltrate their camp and know everything they know. Fucck it!!!
Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Large-Sized Lady & Her Fiance Shut Down Internet by JoeCutie(m): 10:23am On Jun 01, 2016
potbelly:
Let's all be honest... She needs to lose some weight...
Why are you pursuing a dog from a poo, would you eat it instead? If she loses that weight, would you take it?
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romanlander A Happy New Month. by JoeCutie(m): 10:07am On Jun 01, 2016
prettyjo:
this month started with a heavy downpour so its definitely gonna be a very fruitful month.

happy fruitful month to all nairalanders .

peeparty
mexzysamex
philybuck
emusmith (unfortunately u deactivated)
joecutie (my long time friend,av not forgotten u).
applelady
diasyluv
tk4rd
jentilia

and others. grin
You haven't? For real? embarassed cheesy Awww, thanks, dear. And happy new month too. kiss
Romance › Re: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by JoeCutie(m): 10:04am On Jun 01, 2016
PhweshyJ:
To the movies? Wow, that'd be very romantic and sweet. I'd take care of the bills. Everything. wink kiss
You...will...take...care...of...everything!!! shocked shocked shocked For real? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Wow! Well...
You're a wife material jhoor. I've always known that
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Romance › Re: To The Ladies Like Me Who Receive loads Of PMs by JoeCutie(m): 6:29am On Jun 01, 2016
undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: My Wife Wants To Include Our Maid In Our Sex Life. by JoeCutie(m): 2:54pm On May 31, 2016
Lady wants some hot freaking party!

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