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Romance › Re: Why Nigerian Ladies Are World Class by JoeCutie(m): 10:46am On Jun 03, 2016
Wife: Honey, can I ask for a favour?

Husband: Sure! Anything for my love

Wife: Can you kill a lion for me?

Husband: Are you mad!!? To kill a lion for you? Ask for something else biko

Wife: Okay, if you cannot kill a lion for me, can I at least go through your whatsapp?

Husband: Eh!!? Biko where's the Lion you said I should kill for you
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Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 10:43am On Jun 03, 2016
Freakypinky:
May I know what you guys find amusing in asking for nudies.
I mean is it better than the real deal?
Una gree bring the 'real deal'? undecided embarassed
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 10:39am On Jun 03, 2016
rosieluv:
nope i ws datin sm1 then,buh assumin i ws single then n i actually like any of dem,i wud v gone down wiv one of dem.
For real? shocked Wow! I like that. wink grin
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Olajumoke Orisaguna Pictured Together by JoeCutie(m): 10:34am On Jun 03, 2016
crazymommy:
..basketmouth might not be fine but he has touched lives and he is successful....how many runaway model in Paris are fine??u think modelling is all about fine??
It's not ALL about beauty, but to a considerable extent, it's about beauty, or intelligence, or swag, or whatever. Tell me, which of the qualities does this girl have? We all know how it all happened. It could only happen in such countries as ours, where you mostly get favours out of pity. She does not deserve what she got, but well...God of Africa did it for her, didn't He?

And don't even get me started on the Paris models. I hope you are not trying to compare any of them with Olajumoke? Cos that'd be very poor of you. This girl isn't even tall. Just look at her face, her hair, etc even after all the combined efforts of those agencies to get her to look good, look at her. Her dressing? Still very very wacky! Thing is, no matter how hard you try, an àboki will always be an àboki. Give him Italian suit, he's still an aboki.

I'm sorry, but Jumoke is an apology to modelling
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Romance › Re: Stuffs You Miss When You Have A Girlfriend! by JoeCutie(m): 10:21am On Jun 03, 2016
The one that vexes me and makes me want to kill somebody is when they try so hard to stop me from going to watch my precious English Premiership, and or hanging out with my guys. My own guys kwa? My Real Gees...

Are you now my Lord and personal saviour
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Politics › Re: Fayose Mocks Buhari Over Ogoni Visit "You Have Surrendered To Militants' by JoeCutie(m): 10:15am On Jun 03, 2016
If the President and Grand Commander of the armed forces cannot guarantee/assure of his own safety, what then do we, the 'ordinary' people do? Nigeria needs help, and we certainly won't get any from this fool of a President. undecided angry
Politics › Re: Buhari Cancels Scheduled Trip To Senegal by JoeCutie(m): 10:10am On Jun 03, 2016
Politics!

He's trying to cover his ass for his cowardly cancelation of the Ogoni trip. He's a very silly man who's clearly unfit for the job. If he's sick, healthy or even dead, who cares? Not like he cares about me
. undecided angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Best Nigerian Preacher Of The Gospel? by JoeCutie(m): 10:03am On Jun 03, 2016
KweenSisan:
REV. DAVID CHUKS OGBUELI
Do you stay in Owerri? grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 9:56am On Jun 03, 2016
rosieluv:
y lie to sleep wiv a gal? y nt jes go strait n tell d gal 'i wanna get down wiv u'? its as simple as dat
And have you ever gone down with a guy who was that blunt with you?
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 9:55am On Jun 03, 2016
iAmCharis:
Odi egwu o. This post don gather 5 likes. Your side chics wan know who the main bae is. grin
Lmfao! You are crazy!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Olajumoke Orisaguna Pictured Together by JoeCutie(m): 9:54am On Jun 03, 2016
philfrey08:
Show us your picture....oloshi omo ale
Oloshi omo ale? Awww, thanks bro. grin
Forum Games › Re: 13 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Were Obsessed With Whot. by JoeCutie(m): 9:35am On Jun 03, 2016
Michellla:
hian. good to know.
Lol. What? grin
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Olajumoke Orisaguna Pictured Together by JoeCutie(m): 9:28am On Jun 03, 2016
Even BasketMouth, as he wowor reach, with his big mouth, still fine pass this supposed model! Nawa! Model of life! undecided
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 9:08am On Jun 03, 2016
Omotayor123:
When you get to that bridge, you will definitely knows how to cross it.
Well...it's okay then.
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 9:07am On Jun 03, 2016
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 9:05am On Jun 03, 2016
Juliesexy:
Many a time, ladies just deceive themselves. It's very clear that ladies enjoy the pleasure from sex more than guys. The evidence is very clear. Guys try their best to see that they satisfy their ladies in bed, and ladies are the ones being satisfied. So what are we saying again? It's just that guys show their urges more than ladies. Ladies can hide it but inside, they are dying of sexual urge, but guys can hardly hide theirs. Personally, I like and enjoy sex. Any lady that says otherwise, it's her business. And I don't care what anybody thinks about me liking and enjoying sex. It's high time we stood for what we like and believe in.
Awww, I'm not surprised. My real lady. Keep on being real, sweetheart, it pays. kiss
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 8:42am On Jun 03, 2016
iAmCharis:
Lol that Joy nau. wink
Which one!!! Talk am now oh. cheesy
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 8:41am On Jun 03, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
oh wait, u tink say na d woman go pay?undecided





Men are the Givers ooo...


And givers are rulers/masters wink winkwink,while the recievers are....






women undecided undecided undecided undecided .
Bros ehn, the mentality of our women taya me! I'd give my wife every form of equality in the home...if she earns it. But in a situation where she let's me take care of everything around the house and still comes up with the equality crap, I go just tear her better slap, or better still, ask her to go back to her parents' house for a sabbatical. If I'm the one taking care of all the bills, we are not equal, I'm your Lord and personal saviour. Even if I'm a lot richer than you are, you should try and contribute. Not that I can't do it myself, but I'd like you to have some sense of responsibility, and just then you'd earn that equality.

And they even think that their lives are a lot more difficult than ours, but they have no idea
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Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 8:32am On Jun 03, 2016
Hi, ladies,

Why do (most of) you think/say/form that guys love/want/need sex more than you do
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Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 8:22am On Jun 03, 2016
Omotayor123:
God will help us through. When that stage comes we will over come it.
But, sweetheart, God will not plan your future for you, you will do that yourself. So...
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 8:18am On Jun 03, 2016
iAmCharis:
You'll be the one to woo and do the chasing and whatever + the bolded yet in the wedding program, you will write Joy weds Joe and not Joe weds Joy. Isn't that just crazy? cheesycheesy
Azineh! But Charis, why Joy? Of all names/ladies? Is there any Joy-lady you have for me waiting? cheesy
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 8:16am On Jun 03, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
and na d husband go pay the house mate sef undecided undecided ,dnt mind dat Omotayor123 gal,
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 12:23am On Jun 03, 2016
Omotayor123:
By God's grace, I won't fall victim of such men.

If I plan on that, I for no worry myself go higher institution.
Amen...for you. grin

So what do you intend to do then? No kids? Or you take your kids to work? Don't you think you'd be needing the services of a nanny/maid? Can you do it all by yourself (and your husband)
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Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 11:54pm On Jun 02, 2016
Omotayor123:
Not at all... I am not planing to get married to a Shameless man.
But cases of maids killing, torturing and kidnapping kids of their master is rampant nowadays.
True, but they are not always 'shameless' before you marry them, and 'shamelessness' isn't written on their faces. Well... wink

So you plan to be a full time house wife
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Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 11:46pm On Jun 02, 2016
Omotayor123:
Which maids... Ladies don wise up.
Living with a maid nowadays is like sleeping with fire on your roof.
Lmao. Why? Are you afraid that she'd come and start spreading legs like rumours...like:::: cheesy

Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 11:42pm On Jun 02, 2016
Omotayor123:
Chai!!! My hands no dey oooo grin
undecided grin

Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 11:34pm On Jun 02, 2016
Omotayor123:
Yee... I never knew money spark sexual attraction.

Money may cause a lady to date a guy, but to make her feel like having sex with him, I don't think so.
Hian! Some girls even cüm just seeing money. cheesy
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 11:32pm On Jun 02, 2016
kratosonofzeus:
poor guys dnt look fresh
Which means that money should be on that list? grin

Or wait...are you saying with the 'fresh', she had taken care of the 'money'?
cheesy
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 11:15pm On Jun 02, 2016
Omotayor123:
Different spec for different folk.. What attracts lady A might be a turn off for lady B.
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But most ladies love clean fresh guys wink it's a plus for a guy to be appreciated sexually.
And yet you left the most important one out... Money! Deny it. cheesy
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 11:10pm On Jun 02, 2016
Omotayor123:
Lol at the last sentence.

How can you earn equality when you are not even given a chance. I see the only part where you want equality is the money part.
. I doubt you fancy domestic work. cool
But money is the basis for (almost) everything that happens. That not withstanding, when we agree to be equal, we'd share everything equally: monetary responsibilities, work, kids, etc

And just so we are clear, how many of our modern homes these days do not have house helps? Do the women (the wives) really do the domestic works themselves? I guess the works are mostly done by the maids, no
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Education › Re: I Was Expelled From School, I'm Destroying My Life And Future, Help! by JoeCutie(m):
Your friends - your 'guys' - might tell you otherwise, but the ONLY way is to tell your parents. Yes, I know, it's a very difficult thing to do, but first of all, you'd have this feeling of relief, joy and sudden excitement that you cannot even explain after you've told them. You'd start living again. And even though your parents might not tell you or show it, they'd respect you for doing that, for standing up and being a man. It's not easy, but it goes a long way to show how grown, mature and responsible you've become. Tell them, brother. You're apparently afraid, which is very normal, but the best way to conquer your fear is to face it. Face it squarely, and see how you conquer it. Survive. And just know this: no matter what happens, they will not kill you. Be a man! Good luck. smiley
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by JoeCutie(m): 10:44pm On Jun 02, 2016
Omotayor123:
It's because the equality is yet to to be given. Believe me, in most marriages nowadays, most women carries all the responsibilities.

If only women have the opportunity, for instance if child bearing can be shared, as in men can get pregnant too. cheesy
Believe me, we will do better! wink
Sweetheart, you cannot be given equality, you earn it. If you wait until you're given, you go old, young, old, young and old again. tongue

On my wedding day, my wife and I are to exchange wedding rings. I don't understand why I'll have to buy those two rings myself. Mind you, the ring here is just a kinda case study. There are many things that happen during marriages that are all kinds of wrong. A man would pay bride price, he'd be given some list by his in laws, he'd provide the items on the said list, he'd still go ahead and sponsor both the traditional marriage and the white wedding. Ah ahn! Na him kill Jesus Christ? This whole thing should be equal; 50/50. Not even 51/49. Until then, any and every talk about gender equality (in Nigeria) is trash! undecided

About men getting pregnant? Awww, I'd so much wanna experience that myself. Can you get me pregnant in any way, please
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