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Wife: Honey, can I ask for a favour? Husband: Sure! Anything for my love Wife: Can you kill a lion for me? Husband: Are you mad!!? To kill a lion for you? Ask for something else biko Wife: Okay, if you cannot kill a lion for me, can I at least go through your whatsapp? Husband: Eh!!? Biko where's the Lion you said I should kill for you? ![]() |
Freakypinky:Una gree bring the 'real deal'? ![]() |
rosieluv:For real? ![]() |
crazymommy:It's not ALL about beauty, but to a considerable extent, it's about beauty, or intelligence, or swag, or whatever. Tell me, which of the qualities does this girl have? We all know how it all happened. It could only happen in such countries as ours, where you mostly get favours out of pity. She does not deserve what she got, but well...God of Africa did it for her, didn't He? And don't even get me started on the Paris models. I hope you are not trying to compare any of them with Olajumoke? Cos that'd be very poor of you. This girl isn't even tall. Just look at her face, her hair, etc even after all the combined efforts of those agencies to get her to look good, look at her. Her dressing? Still very very wacky! Thing is, no matter how hard you try, an àboki will always be an àboki. Give him Italian suit, he's still an aboki. I'm sorry, but Jumoke is an apology to modelling. |
The one that vexes me and makes me want to kill somebody is when they try so hard to stop me from going to watch my precious English Premiership, and or hanging out with my guys. My own guys kwa? My Real Gees... Are you now my Lord and personal saviour? ![]()
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If the President and Grand Commander of the armed forces cannot guarantee/assure of his own safety, what then do we, the 'ordinary' people do? Nigeria needs help, and we certainly won't get any from this fool of a President. ![]() |
Politics! He's trying to cover his ass for his cowardly cancelation of the Ogoni trip. He's a very silly man who's clearly unfit for the job. If he's sick, healthy or even dead, who cares? Not like he cares about me. ![]() |
rosieluv:And have you ever gone down with a guy who was that blunt with you? |
iAmCharis:Lmfao! You are crazy!!! ![]() |
Even BasketMouth, as he wowor reach, with his big mouth, still fine pass this supposed model! Nawa! Model of life! ![]() |
Omotayor123:Well...it's okay then. |
Juliesexy:Awww, I'm not surprised. My real lady. Keep on being real, sweetheart, it pays. |
JESUSBOIY:Bros ehn, the mentality of our women taya me! I'd give my wife every form of equality in the home...if she earns it. But in a situation where she let's me take care of everything around the house and still comes up with the equality crap, I go just tear her better slap, or better still, ask her to go back to her parents' house for a sabbatical. If I'm the one taking care of all the bills, we are not equal, I'm your Lord and personal saviour. Even if I'm a lot richer than you are, you should try and contribute. Not that I can't do it myself, but I'd like you to have some sense of responsibility, and just then you'd earn that equality. And they even think that their lives are a lot more difficult than ours, but they have no idea. |
Hi, ladies, Why do (most of) you think/say/form that guys love/want/need sex more than you do? |
Omotayor123:But, sweetheart, God will not plan your future for you, you will do that yourself. So... |
iAmCharis:Azineh! But Charis, why Joy? Of all names/ladies? Is there any Joy-lady you have for me waiting? ![]() |
Omotayor123:Amen...for you. ![]() So what do you intend to do then? No kids? Or you take your kids to work? Don't you think you'd be needing the services of a nanny/maid? Can you do it all by yourself (and your husband)? |
Omotayor123:True, but they are not always 'shameless' before you marry them, and 'shamelessness' isn't written on their faces. Well... ![]() So you plan to be a full time house wife? |
Omotayor123:Lmao. Why? Are you afraid that she'd come and start spreading legs like rumours...like:::: ![]()
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Omotayor123:Hian! Some girls even cüm just seeing money. ![]() |
kratosonofzeus:Which means that money should be on that list? ![]() Or wait...are you saying with the 'fresh', she had taken care of the 'money'? ![]() |
Omotayor123:And yet you left the most important one out... Money! Deny it. ![]() |
Omotayor123:But money is the basis for (almost) everything that happens. That not withstanding, when we agree to be equal, we'd share everything equally: monetary responsibilities, work, kids, etc And just so we are clear, how many of our modern homes these days do not have house helps? Do the women (the wives) really do the domestic works themselves? I guess the works are mostly done by the maids, no? ![]() |
Your friends - your 'guys' - might tell you otherwise, but the ONLY way is to tell your parents. Yes, I know, it's a very difficult thing to do, but first of all, you'd have this feeling of relief, joy and sudden excitement that you cannot even explain after you've told them. You'd start living again. And even though your parents might not tell you or show it, they'd respect you for doing that, for standing up and being a man. It's not easy, but it goes a long way to show how grown, mature and responsible you've become. Tell them, brother. You're apparently afraid, which is very normal, but the best way to conquer your fear is to face it. Face it squarely, and see how you conquer it. Survive. And just know this: no matter what happens, they will not kill you. Be a man! Good luck. ![]() |
Omotayor123:Sweetheart, you cannot be given equality, you earn it. If you wait until you're given, you go old, young, old, young and old again. ![]() On my wedding day, my wife and I are to exchange wedding rings. I don't understand why I'll have to buy those two rings myself. Mind you, the ring here is just a kinda case study. There are many things that happen during marriages that are all kinds of wrong. A man would pay bride price, he'd be given some list by his in laws, he'd provide the items on the said list, he'd still go ahead and sponsor both the traditional marriage and the white wedding. Ah ahn! Na him kill Jesus Christ? This whole thing should be equal; 50/50. Not even 51/49. Until then, any and every talk about gender equality (in Nigeria) is trash! ![]() About men getting pregnant? Awww, I'd so much wanna experience that myself. Can you get me pregnant in any way, please? ![]() |
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