siddoggg:
Flow for rank now a zone for wacks.

Dafuq?
Never knew dogs could type,
Wonders shall never end

dj5naira:


OTHERWISE.

What's wrong?

fluxmind:

PS4, 2 controllers, FIFA 17, 1yr PS plus sub activated since Nov 2016 = 160K if u want 2 TB HDD = 180K

180 wah?
The k na for kobo or koins?
That your friend no try oh. .
Ps4 for konga no cost like this sef, I fit buy Fifa 17, tell your friend say na 60k I get, shooo!

nastynic:
extension please

as fabs not checked...

Grant us an extension till tomorrow 8:00pm
please...
Thanks in advance

Granted

And they f:cked!

Red and black demon?/ you preaching dead and wack sermons/ you flux, but you aint flow like a blocked pipe/ you lost, and you'll get blown in a bomb site!!/

Fabbsdcrayvet and nastynic
Hope both ye all knows that a no show is punishable right?

fluxmind:


Are you really interested? or just pricing?

Am very much interested

fluxmind:


I dropped you & ya hoę, y'all went down like the twin towers/
You can't win on my turf like the King Power/

I put my arsenal on your head, I let you carry that london club/ you'l be covered in red once my cannons rock/ and you'l have your liver pull like jurgen klopp/

fluxmind:


Who buys PS4 for 3k? Which 7th world country?

How much?

Well don't blame me, cos I tried to look for lies to tell about the person above me, everything I thought off, turned out to be true

E.g

The person above is a guy that see's menses mothly

What your thinking of now is same thing I thought off when I found out.

Just 9

fluxmind:

(see crase guy)
I didn't know you was a united fan, sorry you not top four/
I shin guard kick you like Rooney, you get dropped out of the top floor/
All I give to the art of rap is dedication/
Just to get rappers like you out, relegation/

Who getting relegated/ if not you the brothel fagg:t hooker, whose getting penetrated/ you lost your dignity when giyazz raped you/ you here claiming rhyme freak, werey! Biko shift, plus your looking like an ape. .dude!/

fluxmind:

Seriously? Unless you dey school that doesn't allow those or aunt's house or something. Guy I get pessin Wey wan sell him PS4 tho...

School things, how much the guy wan sell the ps4? Hope say e no pass 3k o
Just tawk price

fluxmind:

Yea on the battle thread na, put dat weed away yo

Woke up early,
Didn't have nothing to do,
No v-games no cable,
Just used the opportunity to create the thread

fluxmind:


I been running this shít/
Since twenty one six/
To you boys I'm like yo daddy, my godfathers know son sick/
I do stunt tricks/
Manipulate matter with mind, I could hit you with a drum stick/

Son sick? Your getting burnt quick/ shaolin monks be predicting your death, from a flying shaun kick/ better think hard/ before replying this real gard/ or you'll have 14 clips at you back. .manchester uniteds lingard/

Na who fit win this kind thang?
Smh, no one can win this, even if you taged all nairaland members and called all of of them b:tches, you'll still get likes for that!

Am the king of this thread/ flux is another mayonnaise stuck in a kids bread/ about to get eaten, choped by a kid greg/

fluxmind:


3am? You ain't sleepy bruh? You be vampire o

3am?

Votes closed!!
Fluxmind wins!

fabbsDcrayvet vs nastynic


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 6bars

- Deadline is 8pm, tuesday 7th February 2017

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Current scores

Fluxmind 3 vs souloho19 0

fluxmind:


At least Paayne was online recently. You can't blame them if they're not online. It's just a silly battle.

Ok

Still 2 votes?
If you were taged and you are ignoring it, if glads don't cast a vote in your battle thread don't get angry o!

fabbsDcrayVet:
create thread for me amd nastynic

Ok

Please more votes @ those tagged,
we need votes asap, votes closes 12 midnight

Nastynic and fabbsdcrayvet
are you dawgs ready?
should I make the thread?

fluxmind:
KidPaku oh boy you dey vex o! see bars nau, going ham sandwich & shít, ooh killem

that nonsense.

KidPaku:


Reply with bars. . .and don't call this beast wack

Don't get tired, cause am just beginning to get you riped and stitched back

Leave this thread all over your weak back

Open you from the top and peel gats!

If you talk too much, I'll be the first to put goods in you like a new sack

After loosing to me, you still got mouth to talk?

This joe a hoe that's about to get fvcked

No 'business studies' joe is getting the method

So when I give him ' short hand ' , its because I want him to help me point digits in a clock

This over worked stereotype still has value?

Nah. . I'll rip to shreds the weezle and drop his corpse at 62 park avenue

If you set up a rematch, a hoe won't show up, cause I already owned the venue

Don't be suprised! Cause this aint a strip club, so don't expect to see a hoe in the menu!

What I cook up in venom mixed with spaghetti taco's and beef

What a hoe got is condom, vasline, pregnancy pills and a bunch of creams to help rub a d!ck

No offense but I think I just called you a b!tch

For banging on my door too long. .I'll steal your meals with a chainsaw and make you loose your fist!

Joe is wendell? Joewendell is wendell joe, stupid punk, am keeping him cold

Icekid is helping me freez joe, am bringing shit cold

Joe never comes fresh, for I have stored him in coolers for decades, he's coming out old

Hoe is a cougar and a pedophile, just give him a dollar. .his pvssy for young and old

Walking the streets at night simple means hoe a hooker, it aint mean hoe bold

He a scared pvssy, that ride d!cks, he literally a homo

A hundred niggas gang banging him, still doesn't do the trick for the bozo

Its clear he 'can't get enough' like the hip hop star, that's why he joe cole

Joe my worst enemy, guess who is my fvcking idol

Joe my worst enemy, I gave you the fvcking tittle

Joe my worst enemy, you can run but you can hide from this fly dude

247 shots coming out my uncle's rifle

Joe run, hoe run, slowpoke, what the Bleep you on?

Naty nasty nasty! Joe d!cked you, in that match you won

Nic nic nic! Please lend me your cannon

Joe gonna get blown in church tomorrow during the sermon!

Come on joe, what's gonna be your next reply?

Is it wack? See what too much gay shit bee making you look like?

You stay straped to an airplane in mid air and you still aint fly

I would say your gay, but no need since you would denfinitely deny.

Me vs joe, you'll see him at the pit end

Battling a celeb, only means hoe wanna be famous with kid's friend

No cool! No good! Wizkid knows paku gonna kill wen!

And you'll hear 'star boy' when I finish joe and relax to sing with ' the weekend ' !!

You made your point don't make another, else you'll loose your life

Joe get bantered, hoe gets scattered before I screw your wife!!

Joe said it, paku didn't hear it,
But when paku said it, joe clearly heard it, and if joe aint heard it, then gawd damned it!!

Wack!

don't get Joe vexed/ save your bars, it might help you escape death/ cos in battleground, your getting disgraced/ with your bones misplaced/ thank flux, cos he the one getting your crucifixion delayed/ I'll remix your death track and feature iyaz, just to make sure that ish is replayed/ Joe is the one you choose to brawl with/ wrong pick! Cos he will get your balls kicked/ twist and turn you with all flips/ it's gonna be babies day out, when I make the kid crawl streets!/ am the punch king. . your the urchling/ the slowpoke with no ambition the dumb kid/ you got flattened and pummeled with drum sticks/ and now you clearly looking like coogar who didn't suck seed/ you a dog, a Rottweiler/ a foolish club dancer/ a pole worker a snot sucker/ a mob ducker/ a thug f:cker/ I aint started, and you already dead/ I'll leave you with an open mind, when my clips bust your head/ am done with you/ so done with you/ it's obvious I already gave you the lead/ let spray all over you, let it destroy your lips/ cos you say f:ck too much, and that word is censored for kids!!

fluxmind:


Ayy Joe, if I may... I always got the flow right, that's why I'm Flux, last 4 bars nau. Wordplay? The Blue ink is actually Blue Inc going with Twisted Soul, Clothing lines bruh

Hahahah,
You are breaking rule 8!
I done vote, the way I like
Your flow fell off bro, due to too much stretching!
Why not just make your shid short and simple?
You stretched too much in all the bars, it made your punches look weak, if not that soul didn't bring something above yours,
You could have easily lost this because you stretch too much!

Your 1 bar, be looking like 4 of mine

@ souloho19, you did good bro,
You just need more time,
Nice shid you brought here,
Pls note, you also stretch too much!

fluxmind:


Kai stop am! see this guy! No bias abeg, with the 2 on 2 coming, you're not eligible bruh

So my vote is null and void then?
If so kidpaku should be debarred from voting also