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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:33pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
IDGAF, why you scared? undecided
Nah. I already told you I fear no one
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:14pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
I swear ta gawd, I was bout to spaz on nigguh.

We OWN this b1tch!
No do o!
Siddogg cray sha.
But he con dey act like kid
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:51pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
I think he got your weed stash
Lol,
Maybe he wants to take your spot
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:50pm On Feb 06, 2017
siddoggg:
Flow for rank now a zone for wacks.
Dafuq?
Never knew dogs could type,
Wonders shall never end undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:44pm On Feb 06, 2017
dj5naira:
OTHERWISE.
What's wrong? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:51pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
PS4, 2 controllers, FIFA 17, 1yr PS plus sub activated since Nov 2016 = 160K if u want 2 TB HDD = 180K
180 wah? undecided
The k na for kobo or koins? undecided
That your friend no try oh. .
Ps4 for konga no cost like this sef, I fit buy Fifa 17, tell your friend say na 60k I get, shooo!
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Battleground!! : Fabbsdcrayvet Vs Nastynic •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:19pm On Feb 06, 2017
nastynic:
extension please

as fabs not checked...

Grant us an extension till tomorrow 8:00pm
please...
Thanks in advance
Granted
Forum GamesRe: Write A Sad Story With Only """three Words"" by JoeWendell: 8:11pm On Feb 06, 2017
And they f:cked! grin
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 8:05pm On Feb 06, 2017
Red and black demon?/ you preaching dead and wack sermons/ you flux, but you aint flow like a blocked pipe/ you lost, and you'll get blown in a bomb site!!/ grin
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Battleground!! : Fabbsdcrayvet Vs Nastynic •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:02pm On Feb 06, 2017
Fabbsdcrayvet and nastynic
Hope both ye all knows that a no show is punishable right? grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:00pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
Are you really interested? or just pricing? cheesy
Am very much interested
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 7:13pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
I dropped you & ya hoę, y'all went down like the twin towers/
You can't win on my turf like the King Power/
I put my arsenal on your head, I let you carry that london club/ you'l be covered in red once my cannons rock/ and you'l have your liver pull like jurgen klopp/
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 7:07pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
Who buys PS4 for 3k? Which 7th world country? huh cheesy
How much?
Forum GamesRe: Tell A Lie About The Person Above You ... by JoeWendell: 6:40pm On Feb 06, 2017
Well don't blame me, cos I tried to look for lies to tell about the person above me, everything I thought off, turned out to be true

E.g

The person above is a guy that see's menses mothly lipsrsealed

What your thinking of now is same thing I thought off when I found out. angry
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by JoeWendell: 6:31pm On Feb 06, 2017
Just 9
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 6:30pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
(see crase guy)
I didn't know you was a united fan, sorry you not top four/
I shin guard kick you like Rooney, you get dropped out of the top floor/
All I give to the art of rap is dedication/
Just to get rappers like you out, relegation/
Who getting relegated/ if not you the brothel fagg:t hooker, whose getting penetrated/ you lost your dignity when giyazz raped you/ you here claiming rhyme freak, werey! Biko shift, plus your looking like an ape. .dude!/
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 6:23pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
Seriously? Unless you dey school that doesn't allow those or aunt's house or something. Guy I get pessin Wey wan sell him PS4 tho...
School things, how much the guy wan sell the ps4? Hope say e no pass 3k o grin
Just tawk price
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 6:12pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
Yea on the battle thread na, put dat weed away yo grin
Woke up early, grin
Didn't have nothing to do,
No v-games no cable,
Just used the opportunity to create the thread
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 6:10pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
I been running this shít/
Since twenty one six/
To you boys I'm like yo daddy, my godfathers know son sick/
I do stunt tricks/
Manipulate matter with mind, I could hit you with a drum stick/
Son sick? Your getting burnt quick/ shaolin monks be predicting your death, from a flying shaun kick/ better think hard/ before replying this real gard/ or you'll have 14 clips at you back. .manchester uniteds lingard/
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 6:04pm On Feb 06, 2017
Na who fit win this kind thang?
Smh, no one can win this, even if you taged all nairaland members and called all of of them b:tches, you'll still get likes for that!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 7:44am On Feb 06, 2017
Am the king of this thread/ flux is another mayonnaise stuck in a kids bread/ about to get eaten, choped by a kid greg/ grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 7:37am On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:
3am? You ain't sleepy bruh? huh You be vampire o cheesy
3am? huh
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 3:09am On Feb 06, 2017
Votes closed!!
Fluxmind wins!
Rap Battles•°• Battleground!! : Fabbsdcrayvet Vs Nastynic •°• by JoeWendell(op):
fabbsDcrayvet vs nastynic


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 6bars

- Deadline is 8pm, tuesday 7th February 2017

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:27pm On Feb 05, 2017
Current scores

Fluxmind 3 vs souloho19 0
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 7:50pm On Feb 05, 2017
fluxmind:
At least Paayne was online recently. You can't blame them if they're not online. It's just a silly battle.
Ok
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 7:35pm On Feb 05, 2017
Still 2 votes?
If you were taged and you are ignoring it, if glads don't cast a vote in your battle thread don't get angry o!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 4:31pm On Feb 05, 2017
fabbsDcrayVet:
create thread for me amd nastynic
Ok
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 11:09am On Feb 05, 2017
Please more votes @ those tagged,
we need votes asap, votes closes 12 midnight
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 11:08am On Feb 05, 2017
Nastynic and fabbsdcrayvet
are you dawgs ready?
should I make the thread?

fluxmind:
KidPaku oh boy you dey vex o! shocked see bars nau, going ham sandwich & shít, ooh killem grin
that nonsense.

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