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Politics › Re: Who Would Be The Next President Of Nigeria Between Atiku And Tinubu? by Johel(m): 5:18pm On Jan 13, 2022
Reality3080:
These igbos up there don't even know atiku is a feather weight politician in d north, someone who can't influence adamawa election
He's still a better candidate than your Yoruba frog eyed Tinubu.
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy: Learn How To Toast Women Because You Can't Get Them With Money by Johel(m): 4:34pm On Jan 12, 2022
Ade1234tayo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06cAo1WuEck

Nigerian Record Label executive and music producer, Michael Collins better known as Don Jazzy, has advised his fellow men on the need to educate themselves on how to woo a lady.

According to him, the days of using money to get a woman are gone now as money doesn’t faze them anymore and now they demand proper wooing if you want to have a thing with them.

He shared a video on his page to give men the latest update and even shared a few hints on how to go about it. He captioned the video,

How are you doing your highness? May I speak freely? You are beautiful and I will like to wash your pant.

Watch the video;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqsKD6zJUPI

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYnudWcADqw/?utm_medium=copy_link
Truly u can't get a responsible woman with money...but with genuine intentions.
Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: Egypt Is Under Pressure – Salah Admits Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash by Johel(m): 8:57am On Jan 12, 2022
2special:
nice prediction
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Umahi: I’m Not Afraid To Contest For President Against Tinibu, Osibanjo by Johel(m): 8:26am On Jan 12, 2022
TheRareGem1:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/01/11/2023-im-not-afraid-to-contest-for-president-against-tinibu-osibanjo-umahi/
If dem like make dem turn snake and monkey to president...what God have in store for me is mine and won't pass me by...if Naija keeps failing,I will keep winning individually.
Sports › Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Fires Super Eagles To Group D Win (Photos) by Johel(m): 8:14pm On Jan 11, 2022
Christane:
I always believed Nigeria will win d match despite Nd fact dat some unpatriotic Nigerians wey counting dem off ..saying Egypt were going to defeat us by a wide margin ..bt d reverse z d case ...
we should all learn to support our country despite d fact dat d country ain't doing well ..bt we can't deny dat Nigeria z one of d power house of world football whether we like it or not ...I really appreciate d boys for their effort in all department in d pitch dey were outstanding ... congrats super Eagles ...
CONGRATULATIONS NIGERIA
Na Negative comments ginger dem....dem no go like fall their hand.. grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Informs Buhari Of 2023 Presidential Ambition by Johel(m): 2:25pm On Jan 11, 2022
Shetemi12:
Get a better life
Drown in your poverty.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: Things To Know As Super Eagles, Pharaohs Clash Today by Johel(m): 12:39pm On Jan 11, 2022
princeemmma:
Coach Augustine Eguavoen and his Super Eagles’ wards face a stern test of their credentials when Nigeria and seven-time champions Egypt go for each other’s jugular in the opening match of Group D of the 33rd Africa Cup of Nations finals on Tuesday.

Venue and time

Venue is the 30,000 –capacity Stade Roumdé Adjia in the northern Cameroonian town of Garoua and kick-off is 5pm.

Nigeria, Egypt records

Egypt swept the stakes at the first two editions of Africa’s flagship football competition, in 1957 and 1959, and then won on home soil in 1986 and in Burkina Faso 12 years later, before a hat-trick of consecutive titles in 2006, 2008 and 2010.

Nigeria soared to glory on home soil in 1980, won in Tunisia in 1994 and overturned bookmakers’ predictions to triumph in South Africa nine years ago.

Previous encounters
Both teams are not unfamiliar to themselves at the AFCON, with the Pharaohs hammering the Eagles 6-3 in Nigeria’s first-ever match at the competition (in Ghana in 1963) and coming from behind to tame the Eagles 3-1 in the city of Benguela (Angola) in 2010.

In all other confrontations at the Africa Cup of Nations, the Eagles have had the upper hand.

On their march to victory in 1980, the Eagles sailed past the Pharaohs 1-0 in a group phase clash in Ibadan, and four years later, following a pulsating 2-2 draw in a semi final match in Bouake (Cote d’Ivoire), Nigeria won on penalties to reach the final against Cameroon’s Indomitable Lions.

In 1990, a lone goal by Rashidi Yekini consigned the Pharaohs to defeat in a group phase match in Algiers, and in 1994, both teams battled to a scoreless draw at the Stade Chadli Zouiten in Tunis.

What Nigerians should expect – Eguavoen


Eguavoen, who leads Nigeria from the bench on Tuesday, was involved in that cagey affair in the cold of central Tunis, but envisages that there will be nothing cagey about Tuesday’s game in the sunny atmosphere of Stade Roumdé Adjia.

He said, “I look forward to an interesting game between two ambitious teams. As I said a couple of weeks ago, we will take it one match at a time. For now, we see the clash with Egypt and all our plan is how to earn the three points. The Egyptians are a strong team and will come with a lot of confidence and steam, but we will also be going to the field with a lot of confidence and steam. It is going to be an interesting evening.”

Osimhen, Ighalo absent

Nigeria are without top marksman Victor Osimhen, and 2019 AFCON top scorer Odion Ighalo was held back by his Saudi Arabia club. However, the absences create opportunities for a number of young guns to make hay at Africa’s grand houseparty.

Players to watch out for

Former U-17 star Taiwo Awoniyi is expected to lead the line and reproduce some of his potency from which German Bundesliga club Union Berlin is benefitting, with Leicester City’s Kelechi Iheanacho and Czech Republic -based Peter Olayinka also on the line.

Skipper Ahmed Musa and Samuel Chukwueze hit target in the training match with Cameroonian top club, Cotonsport Garoua on Friday, and there are also Greece –based Henry Onyekuru and former Olympics star Sadiq Umar as possibilities in the frontline.

Injury has kept out midfield linchpin Oghenekaro Etebo, but Wilfred Ndidi will still enforce and former U17 World Cup –winning captain Kelechi Nwakali is expected to step up to the plate and show muscle in the playmaker’s role.

Defender Leon Balogun’s forced absence, through injury, means Italy-based right back Tyrone Ebuehi will probably start while Chidozie Awaziem and Kenneth Omeruo hold sway in central, and Portugal –based Zaidu Sanusi will contend with the left back role with the versatile Olaoluwa Aina.

Salah for Egypt


Egypt depends heavily on Liverpool ace Mohamed Salah, recently shortlisted for the FIFA Best Player award.

Why Nigeria should win

Victory on Tuesday evening will provide confidence boost for the Super Eagles ahead of the other Group D ties against Sudan (January 15) and Guinea Bissau (January 19).

https://punchng.com/nigeria-vs-egypt-things-to-know-as-super-eagles-pharaohs-clash-tomorrow/
Dem go sha disgrace Naija....period!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Informs Buhari Of 2023 Presidential Ambition by Johel(m): 12:36pm On Jan 11, 2022
Shetemi12:
That's how your father got married to a daft you called mother. Now, they have a slowpoke as a child. Oloriburuku
Family of backwardness and stagnance
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by Johel(m): 12:12pm On Jan 11, 2022
robosky02:
AFRICA CUP OF NATIONS
Afcon 2021: Nigeria vs Egypt: Where the game will be won or lost

The two giants will do battle in the opening game of their Africa Cup of Nations campaign on Tuesday.

Three-time Africa Cup of Nations winners Nigeria and record seven-time champs Egypt will face off on Tuesday and both sides recognise the value of a strong start.

With either expected to end win Group D, first-place may well be claimed by the nation that triumphs in Garoua.

GOAL took a look at factors that could possibly swing the result in either team’s favour.



Undoubtedly Egypt’s star player, keeping the Liverpool forward quiet will be a tough ask.

Be that as it may, the West Africans will look to limit the supply to the superstar — involved in six of the Pharaohs' 10 goals since his 2017 Afcon debut — who can hurt Nigeria in several ways.

Limiting defensive mistakes
Unforced errors at the back were prevalent in Gernot Rohr’s final games in charge, with the Super Eagles conceding soft goals at times, while their frailties went unpunished on other occasions.

Indeed, the defensive personnel selected by Augustine Eguavoen have to play at their best to avoid yet another false start at Afcon.


Midfield control
The absence of dominance in the middle has often seen the Nigeria midfield fail to assert themselves against sides you expect them to be comfortable against.

This was a frustration under the previous regime, and it remains to be seen if there will be any significant change against the Pharaohs.

Supposedly weaker sides mostly failed to punish that Super Eagles weakness, but the Pharaohs are a different kettle of fish.


Making the most of set-pieces
The disappointing nature of wide free-kicks and corners remains an ongoing issue.

The Super Eagles tend to get a bulk of opportunities from dead-ball situations which largely amount to nothing.

Moses Simon bears the brunt of supporters’ criticism, despite his dependability from such situations at Nantes.

If he starts against Egypt and retains set-piece taking duty, Augustine Eguavoen will hope for better deliveries from the wide attacker.



Supplying the frontmen
With Victor Osimhen out of Afcon, there is a greater need to fashion opportunities for whoever leads the line in Cameroon.

The Napoli star’s profile and mentality mean he flourishes despite insufficient assistance up top, but his replacement may require improved service in the attacking third.
Egypt - 1
Failed team from a fail system - 0
Career › Re: Beautiful Female Engineer Turned Painter by Johel(m): 12:09pm On Jan 11, 2022
Trimjos:
More..
Hand work pays.
Family › Re: Can A Man Give A Lady ₦400,000 Just Like That & Not Ask For Anything In Return? by Johel(m):
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Poverty nor good sha

See as bros op just dey reason 400,000 like say na 30 billion
May we drink all type of tea in this life except pover-Tea

Same four hundred thousand way boys dey carry enter market go buy shirt and trousers still the thing nor go full nylon bag

Even common original turkey trousers Jean...that 400k nor go fit buy am many
Turkey Jean wey I buy ehn....I just dey sweat for head.
Family › Re: Married Men With Experience, Please I Need Your Help. by Johel(m): 10:38am On Jan 11, 2022
Fred166:
I married my beautiful wife January this year, I Love my wife so much, I have never cheated on her since we got married. I opened a business for her worth 900k. i've already promised her a car this coming year (well I ride camry muscle and I'm tired of sharing the car with her).

My wife is too lazy, all she cares about is her eye lashes, make-up, nails and watching Zeeworld all day, She goes to her shop 10am and return 3pm, She barely take care of the house. Sometimes the plate I used for breakfast before going to work would still be on the dining table unwashed when I return. Her make-up tools and bag littered everywhere in our sitting room.

We're expecting our 1st child, Now that She's pregnant (4 months) she's worst. Na so so chop chop, I will jokingly say babe Pls don't go out of shape I won't look ur side again, Is like the more I beg, the more she chop chop. ...weird food carvings. Coconut water and bread, shawarma and pepper soup with sugar cane in her hand, I dare not buy it for her otherwise I won't sleep.

I still cook when I'm back from work. Anytime I tried to talk to her, she would say can't I see she's pregnant, she's having waist pain, leg pain, Infact body pains. I wanted to employ a maid she refused, she spoke ill about maids, she said they are husband snatchers e.t.c.

3 days ago, She asked me to renew our dstv sub and I refused. Yesterday I noticed she has done it (first time). I saw her watching Zeeworld, laughing sheepishly and pointing to the TV, I needed to watch man united match so I changed the channel, she dragged the remote control from me and changed it back to Zeeworld, she said I'm too stingy, I didn't sub for her, I refused to buy her a car.

I don't know what to do. With her lazy attitude I'm scared during delivery she would be saying I can't push o.

Experienced men help a brother.
Mteeeew
Politics › Re: Tinubu Informs Buhari Of 2023 Presidential Ambition by Johel(m): 10:21am On Jan 11, 2022
Shetemi12:
Me and my 178 family members are voting for you. Just have that in mind TINUBU
Family of lunatics and hypocrites
Celebrities › Re: Blessing Okoro Blasts Artist Who Drew Her Portrait by Johel(m): 10:17am On Jan 11, 2022
TMSMedia:
More
Some Nigerian artists are the cause of their short comings,Una go dey bill like Una no get sense...bill fairly and reasonably so you will always win your clients back.
Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: Egypt Is Under Pressure – Salah Admits Ahead Of Super Eagles Clash by Johel(m): 10:13am On Jan 11, 2022
damilola4162:
Mohammed Salah of Liverpool, who plays forward for Egypt National team has admitted that they are under pressure to win, ahead of their 2021 Africa Cup of Nations opener against Nigeria, Newspremises reports.

The Egyptian superstar has never for once win the tournament with the Pharaohs, but they arrive in Cameroon as one of the favourites.

“There is pressure to win the AFCON tournament. This is the title I am yet to win. I have always wanted to win something for Egypt.

“The team always comes first and we can do something this time around. We have a good coach and a good team.

“We will do our best to make our people proud,” he told a press conference on Monday.

On the game on Tuesday, Salah said: “Super Eagles have a good team but we would do our best to defeat them.”

Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/afcon-2021-egypt-is-under-pressure-salah-admits-ahead-of-super-eagles-clash/
Egypt go flog Naija...from now till tomorrow.
Politics › Re: Kaduna Removes Friday As A Working Day To Enable Workers Do Other Things by Johel(m): 10:05am On Jan 11, 2022
CyynthiaKiss:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/01/10/public-schools-to-operate-only-four-working-days-kaduna-govt/
Federal government should put a stop to Saturday work...Monday to Friday is ok..
Romance › Re: Ladies, A Fine Man Without Muscles Or An Average Looking Man With Muscles? by Johel(m): 6:56am On Jan 10, 2022
Havesomesense:
This question is specifically for the ladies.
A Fine man without muscles or an Average looking man with muscles?
Which would you choose and why.
Nb: Money here is not an issue
I'm an AVERAGE man with muscles and a perfect body structure.
Travel › Re: Rock Collapses On Tourists During A Boat Ride In Brazil (photo, Video) by Johel(m): 6:52am On Jan 10, 2022
nancyofosua:
Rock Collapse on Tourists During a Boat Ride in Brazil.

Rock Collapse on Tourists During a Boat Ride killing unconfirmed number of people on board in Brazil.

WATCH VIDEO BELOW..


[flash=]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMhBnVZdwak[/flash]
This life....no one really knows...Na small thing dey kill man
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Sent Out Of Benin For Asking Oba Of Benin To Marry Him (Video) by Johel(m): 6:49am On Jan 10, 2022
NwekeUG:
Nigerian crossdresser, Okuneye Idris, popularly known as Bobrisky has reportedly left Benin following an outrage he ignited by asking the Oba of Benin, Omo N’Oba N’Edo Uku Akpolokpolo, Ewuare II, to “come and marry” him, IGBERETV has learnt.

Bobrisky made the comment in a video he shared to express his excitement at being in Benin for an event by celebrity interior designer, Ehi Ogbebor.

In the video, Bobrisky said;



He wrote on the video;



However, after getting slammed by Benin indigenes for calling out their traditional head, Bobrisky has tendered a public apology.

He shared the apology on his Instagram story, where he noted that he was just joking when he made the comment.

In his apology, Bobrisky said,



After Bobrisky's apology, a video was shared online in which a man was heard saying that Bobrisky has been sent out of Benin. He said that Bobrisky took a 12pm flight back to Lagos on Saturday January 8, 2022.

He also reiterated that they have no connection with the crossdresser.

Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_0M56XrCt0

https://igberetvnews.com/1411839/bobrisky-sent-benin-asking-oba-benin-marry-video/
Small play.
Celebrities › Re: Alexx Ekubo: Before Giving Girls Money, Give Your Mom First by Johel(m): 6:47am On Jan 10, 2022
Gracedavid125:
Nollywood actor, Alexx Ekubo, has advised his Nigerian men to always consider their mum first before thinking of giving money to girls.

The actor made the statement in a video to proof that his mum is actually “eating” his money.

In the video caption, he advised fans to take care of their parents as the latter “won’t be around forever.”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBzN9uep_8Q
He's right.
Crime › Re: Young Girl Killed By Stray Bullet While Asleep In Her Bed In Maiduguri by Johel(m): 6:42am On Jan 10, 2022
[quote author= post=109215089]Update From . COM

A Young Girl identified as Maryam Mustapha, was reportedly killed by a stray bullet while asleep in her bedroom in Maiduguri, Borno state.

According to one Yagana Usman, the deceased was hit by a stray bullet fired by unknown persons suspected to be revellers who shot into the air to celebrate the New Year.

The incident happened at Umarari ward, Baga road at about 12:44am on December 31, 2021.

"Maryam Mustapha was killed by a stray bullet while sleeping in the room on the 31st of December 2021 around 12:44 Midnite by unknown persons that ar shooting guns sporadically in the name of celebrating new year (2022),at Umarari ward,baga road, Maiduguri," he wrote.

"Nobody cares when this innocent child died,an nobody knows who was responsible.can anyone celebrate to usher in the coming year by killing someone? Where are the Government? The Human right people? The securities? We want justice!!! May your soul rest in peace."

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=616083139468620&id=100032008184206[/quote]Na Karma....fit be say her husband Na Boko...so nemesis caught up with him but Na the wife use head carry am....I dunno o...I just dey talk my own film...lol grin grin
Sports › Re: Zaidu Sanusi: 'I Will Keep Salah Quiet In Super Eagles Vs Pharaohs’ by Johel(m): 6:39am On Jan 10, 2022
robosky02:
Super Eagles left-back, Zaidu Sanusi, has promised to do everything possible to keep Egypt’s star man, Mohammed Salah, quiet when they clash in the opening match of AFCON 2021 Group D at the Roumde Adjia Stadium, Garoua, on Tuesday, Completesports.com reports.

Zaidu told Completesports.com before the Super Eagles departed Abuja for Garoua that he was not scared of the responsibility of marking out the dangerous Mohammed Salah at AFCON

“I have played against Salah in his Liverpool colors twice this season in the champions league and I am not afraid to play against him again. Thought we lost both legs of UEFA champions League, but I was able to minimize his forays and reduce his influence in the two defeats,” the FC Porto defender told Completesports.com.

“Having played against him, I am confident that we can keep him quiet and stop the Egyptians’ attack from hurting us. We have a young team and good attack that can score goals, so the Egyptians should fear us too. I believe we can beat them if we get our tactics right,”

Zaidu added: “On if we can win 2021 AFCON, I will say we are among the favorites, but we have to try and qualify from the group first. We want to win and make our own history. It’s not going to be easy, but by the grace of God, we can make it happen.”

The Super Eagles’ clash with the Pharaohs of Egypt on Tuesday will precede the second Group D match of the day – Sudan versus Guinea-Bissau, also billed for the same venue.

https://www.completesports.com/i-will-keep-salah-quiet-in-super-eagles-vs-pharaohs-zaidu-sanusi/
Dem don dey make mouth... grin grin
Health › Re: Strike: Lagos Nurses Walk Out On Commissioners, Others - Premiumtimes by Johel(m): 6:37am On Jan 10, 2022
References:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/504815-exclusive-strike-lagos-nurses-walk-out-on-commissioners-others.html
Nice....if not,sanwo won't come out and I'm glad that by their action the governor finally came out himself....We need more of such,call a spade a spade...Anybody do anyhow,dem see anyhow.
Sports › Re: Zlatan Equals Ronaldo’s Record Of Scoring Against 80 Different European Clubs by Johel(m): 6:30am On Jan 10, 2022
robosky02:
Zlatan finally equals Cristiano Ronaldo’s record





https://dailypost.ng/2022/01/09/zlatan-finally-equals-cristiano-ronaldos-record/
.Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a better player than one Ororo.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2022 by Johel(m): 10:53am On Jan 09, 2022
Snails:
Why do I have to stop them?
They will tell u it's against God's will like they are also holy without sin...They forget sin is sin,and it's the devil's world.
Romance › Re: Stop Having Casual Sex. See Why (photo) by Johel(m): 7:52am On Jan 09, 2022
Amotolongbo:
Fallacy! undecided

What about animals having casual sex, they will now be “downloading” their numerous partners’ problems angry

Sex is just a biological thing and activity like eating and drinking.
Don’t spiritualise it!
Simple..
Romance › Re: Young Ladies Beware Of Yahoo Plus Guys by Johel(m): 7:49am On Jan 09, 2022
KingDash:
All Yahoo plus boys will die this year.
They won't...Na the girls wey dey follow dem because of money go die first...Follow pple because of love not because of money...That's how u know genuine ones.
Family › Re: We Caught My 16-Year-Old Brother Smoking In His Room by Johel(m): 7:47am On Jan 09, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
If it is weed he is smoking
Then Your brother is gradually turning into a real niggar

Smoking is good....far more better than drinking.....Highness from Smoking is the best...it will not make you vomit and it will not disgrace you like alcohol

It enhance your mental strength...your sense of reasoning will be good....Ogbeni op..As your brother is Smoking he should also be eating...there won't be problem

Even me I smoke alot....infact I be exhaust....I just finished Smoking about three tie now...

And am going to make sure I finish this amala and ewedu
It's a taboo to weed without food....Na Wetin dey make some dey run mad grin grin...I weed 247,3 times a day, everyday in a week...God bless marijuana...Fukk alcohol,fukk cigarettes. grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Big Snake Killed By Soldiers In Sambisa Forest (Photo) by Johel(m): 7:42am On Jan 09, 2022
GenAbacha:
Eww




These things should be hunted to extinction.
I swear.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: Criticizing Men Of God Can Cause Leprosy by Johel(m): 7:34am On Jan 09, 2022
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Hails Adekunle Gold Over His Transformation And Hits Songs by Johel(m): 7:04pm On Jan 07, 2022
[quote author=CastedAyo post=109153220][/quote]2baba is right....AG really transformed in sound and style...I won't say it's simi though..AG is a sensible guy whom knows music business.
Travel › Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Landing In Nigeria (photo, Video) by Johel(m): 7:02pm On Jan 07, 2022
Thandiubani:
A Nigerian man who has lived abroad for over two decades has died after landing in the country.

A brother to the late man, Mmadu Jude Egozor said that his late brother died after returning to the country to settle down and establish.

He added that his brother landed in Nigeria on the 2nd, but died on the 4th of January, less than 48hours after entering the country.

He however, didn't specify exactly what killed his brother.

See below a video of his brother while en-route to Nigeria:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fDzPLBQj6o
Village pple don kill am...life.

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