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Romance › Re: Give Me Tips On How To Hold A No Sex Relationship Till Marriage by Johel(m): 12:28pm On Jan 04, 2022
EkehPraise:
Top of the morning dear Nairalanders..

I think I have found the girl of my dreams and she ticks all the boxes for me except that she has said our relationship should be a no sex relationship till marriage because we intend to settle down this year by God's grace.
So please if you have been in a no sex relationship kindly share tips on how to preserve it and be steadfast till we tie the knots.
Thank you.




I really need good advice because I want this to be my Bus-Stop.
Is she a virgin??
Romance › Re: Give Me Tips On How To Hold A No Sex Relationship Till Marriage by Johel(m): 12:28pm On Jan 04, 2022
EkehPraise:
Top of the morning dear Nairalanders..

I think I have found the girl of my dreams and she ticks all the boxes for me except that she has said our relationship should be a no sex relationship till marriage because we intend to settle down this year by God's grace.
So please if you have been in a no sex relationship kindly share tips on how to preserve it and be steadfast till we tie the knots.
Thank you.


Is she a virgin??

I really need good advice because I want this to be my Bus-Stop.
Celebrities › Re: Chiwetalu Agu: Buhari's Government Running Nigeria Like Adolf Hitler (Video) by Johel(m): 12:27pm On Jan 04, 2022
Lovenorth:
Even the people that look like a lizard have something to say to our lovely president baba Buhari. Mr lizard there is nothing you can do no matter how ipob terrorists hate our lovely Baba
Your foolish daddy called Buhari will leave office next year... nothing idiots can do to retain him...Gang of failures.
Health › Re: My Wife Addicted To Tramadol by Johel(m): 10:35am On Jan 04, 2022
poka7:
Pls nairalanders, I need help ....my wife is acting strange and I discovered she is doing drugs...she is doing tramadol, this is really affect her mental health and her life in all aspect. She is becoming aggressive and had lost all the attributes that made me marry her. Please what can I do, I sent her to her family few months ago, noticed the situation is getting worst and we have a son together. I am really worried...friends keep calling me about her that she is looking very unkept and looking dirty ....what should I do??
Blend with her...period!...it's all love.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by Johel(m): 6:58am On Jan 04, 2022
bigpicture001:
My girlfriend whom I have planned to settle down with simply started acting cold and eventually stylishly slide out of our relationship because I sat her down and made a family financial support proposal to her in which she will be financially committed to running the proposed family we intend to raise...

These are the proposal...

1. She earns about 80k wile I earn about 300k.. I asked that we jointly contribute for all the children's Career funding starting from when we get married even before any of their birth.. I proposed 10k monthly from her and 40k from me to a trust account. From it we plan to fund all the children's Career from kiddagatten to varsity or which ever path they choose..

2. That sh choose between Nepa bill or DStv or gotv sub monthly..just one for her

3. I will be responsible for rents

4. We pay into another joint account for vacation once in two years..like sh puts in 20k I put in 50k monthly..

5. I provide all the heavy food stuffs required in the house in large quantities including gas ND change of electronics, but sh provide all the daily food supplements to mk mine complete.

6. She buys her clothes ND I buy mine but we can both surprise ourselfs with gift to the other..

7. I will buy the family car ND maintain it. If she buys no p.

8. I didn't rule out surprise gifts once a while and outting which I bankroll ND expect her to do same occasionally..

Plz oo nairalanders are these responsibilities to a wife too much for her, I mean one who works and earn over 50k...?
U got nothing to lose....let her go,she's not for you
Nairaland General › Re: Someone Wrote His 2022 Resolution On The Rail Line (photo) by Johel(m): 6:54am On Jan 04, 2022
FIFApresident1:
Saw it this afternoon on Lagos-ibadan rail line.

Beautiful.

What's your own new year resolution.
Lamba...persin wey go dey smoke till 2055
Celebrities › Re: I Want More Children – Tonto Dikeh by Johel(m): 3:01pm On Jan 03, 2022
HeWrites:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYPAl3roouT/?utm_medium=copy_link
I'm available to give her a KING not Audio king.
Travel › Re: Man Captured Performing ‘legwork’ On Top Of A Moving Danfo Bus In Lagos by Johel(m): 12:30pm On Jan 03, 2022
Foreverdope:
A yet-to-be-identified Nigerian man has been captured on camera performing legworks on top of a moving danfo bus somewhere in Lagos.

The video which captured the man dancing nonchalantly on top of the moving bus has stirred mixed reactions on social media.

The unknown man who had a snowcap on his head did not seem to bother about his safety as he danced absent-mindedly as if he is welcoming the new year.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04OYnxGqCVA
Tinubu hoodlum
Nairaland General › Re: How To Respect Yourself In 2022 by Johel(m): 12:25pm On Jan 03, 2022
Bignuell:
No lies here man. Everything is accurate
Yes
Nairaland General › Re: How To Respect Yourself In 2022 by Johel(m): 12:22pm On Jan 03, 2022
Ozid:
Compliments of the Season to you all. Here are some things to do in 2022 if you don't want to be disrespected.

(1) Stop looking for who is not looking for you.
(2) Stop begging.
(3) Stop saying more than is necessary.
(4) When people disrespect you, confront them immediately.
(5) Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours.
(6) Reduce how you visit some people, especially if they don't visit you as well
(7) Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy. Stop entertaining gossip about other people.
(9) Think before you talk. 80% of how people value you is because of what comes out of your mouth.
(10) Always look your best. Dress the way you should be addressed.
(11) Be an achiever. Get busy with your goals.
(12) Respect your time.
(13) Don't stay in a relationship where you don't feel respected and valued. Walk away.
(14) Learn to spend money on yourself. That's how people will learn to spend on you.
(15) Be scarce sometimes.
(16) Be a giver more than a receiver.
(17) Don't go where you are not invited. And when invited don't overstay your welcome.
(18) Treat people exactly the way they deserve.
(19) Except they owe you money, two call attempts is enough. If they value you they will call you back.
(20) Be good at what you do. Be the best.

I hope you learn from this, thanks.

Feel free to add yours!!!
Been doing this since 2020/2021 and I love the man I'm becoming....it's about strict principles and discipline.
Crime › Re: Lady Sets Her Ex-Boyfriend Ablaze In Abia On His Traditional Marriage Day by Johel(m): 11:23am On Jan 03, 2022
SEO2002:
A lady in Abia State today set her ex boyfriend ablaze because the latter abandoned her for another girl. Today being the day of his traditional marriage, she called him over to her place. When he came she poured fuel on him and set him ablaze.

Meanwhile, the guy grabbed her and both of them burnt to third degree.

As at the time of writing this report, the duo have been rejected by three hospitals and they are currently on their way to Umuahia. Viewers discretion is advised as the pictures below are graphic.
Igbo girls,very desperate creatures...they can kill because of man....yet Na dem wicked pass
Crime › Re: Illegal Security Outfit In Ikorodu, Lagos Where People Are Killed And Buried by Johel(m): 11:21am On Jan 03, 2022
Danokoje14:
Police uncover illegal security outfit where people are killed, buried in Lagos [PHOTOS]



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/police-uncover-illegal-security-outfit-where-people-are-killed-buried-in-lagos-photos/amp/
Tinubu boys
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu, Fashola, Pastor Adeboye and Sanwo-Olu at Lagos Thanksgiving (Pics) by Johel(m): 11:19am On Jan 03, 2022
olatuns2017:
Pls mention 5 people your DAD ever help in this life?

If not ask your DAD why he never make it to exxonmobil as a director?

Or asked your DAD why Tinubu was schooling in US where was he?




In context, below are roll-call of some successful graduands of the BourdilIon ln bestitute of Advanced Politics:

��Prof. Yemi *OSINBAJO* (SAN)
��Hon. Femi *GBAJABIAMILA*
��Babatunde Raji *FASHOLA*
�� Akinwunmi *AMBODE*
�� Babajide *SANWOOLU*
Rauf Aregbesola
��Gboyega *OYETOLA*
��Adams *OSHIOMHOLE*
�Kayode *FAYEMI*
��Rotimi *AKEREDOLU*
��Sen. Ibikunle *AMOSUN*
��Sen. Abiola *AJUMOBI*
��Hon. Femi *PEDRO*
��Dr. Idia *ADEBULE*
��Sen. Adebayo *OSHINOWO*
��Sen. OLURNEMI *TINUBU*
��Sen. Ganiyu *SOLOMON*
��Sen. Olamilekan *ADEOLA*
��Sen. Babafemi *OJODU*
��Sen. James *FALEKE*
��Sen. Olorunimbe *MAMORA*
��Sen. Tokunbo *AFIKUYOMI*
Sen. Gbenga *ASHAFA*
��Sen. Adetokunbo *ABIRU*
��Amb. Musiliu *OBANIKORO*
��Alh. Lai *MUHAMMED*
��Hon. Opeyemi *BAMIDELE*
��Hon. Adefulure *ORELOPE*
��Hon. Abike *DABIRI-Erewa*
��Dr. Muiz *BANIRE*
��Dr. Leke *PITAN*
�� Dr. Ben *AKABUEZE*
��Adeyemi *IKUFORIJI*
�� Mudashiru *OBASA*
��Hon. Toyin *SUARAU*
��Hon. Lanre *OGUNYEMI*
��Hon. Ayo *ADEWALE*
Hon Abdoulbaq Ladi *BALOGUN*
��Hon. Kamal *BAYEWU*
��Hon. Muri *OKUNOLA*
��Mr. Babatunde *FOWLER*
��Hon. Dele *ALAKE*
��Hon. Tunji *BELLO*
��Hon. Sunday *DARE*
�� Kehinde *BAMIGBETAN*
��Muri
*OKUNOLA*
�� Ismaila *ADEWUSI*
��Mr. Joe *IGBOKWE* etc

Today, aside being Generous to a fault, *Asiwaju Tinubu is the extraordinary Destiny Helper; a ready Buffer in needy times - and the Custodian of ALL the above Modern Talents*, who are all LEADERS in their respective fields and endeavors.

So, before you type: THINK!

@#THINK!!!
Refuse to be foolish this year....cheers.
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu, Fashola, Pastor Adeboye and Sanwo-Olu at Lagos Thanksgiving (Pics) by Johel(m): 8:06am On Jan 03, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu won't be president, be rest assured .
"If" Tinubu sits on the presidential seat,then the entire Nigeria will become a fantastic glorified slum and home to millions of touts, hoodlums and hooligans..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Yair Lapid: Israel Doesn’t Need US Permission To Strike Iran by Johel(m): 8:00am On Jan 03, 2022
MangekyoAlt:
https://www.rt.com/news/544958-israel-us-iran-jcpoa/
Iran is a useless country...it should be striked and gone extinct.
Sports › Re: Photos From Super Eagles Second Training Session Ahead Of AFCON by Johel(m): 7:58am On Jan 03, 2022
Insidenaija:
More: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique
Na rubbish dem go still go play... disgrace.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does "The Wages Of Sin Is Death" Really Means by Johel(m): 1:55pm On Jan 02, 2022
I'm
itsme01:
Only God knows who is truly wicked, forget about illusions
This is false...There are wicked people whom have no single human feeling... simply say,"only God knows and sees the heart of man".
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does "The Wages Of Sin Is Death" Really Means by Johel(m): 1:52pm On Jan 02, 2022
Solofresh2:
Happy Sunday Nairalanders

Well, am sure we all are aware of the Bible verse that says "the wages of sin is death"
But to my knowledge,I find out that all humans must die and even some wicked people we know still live longer than the ones we call saints.

Sometimes, you will see some wicked people live so long till old age before they die and you will also see some kind hearted people dying young.

If the wages of sin is death,then why do this wicked people live long and why do we believe everyone will still die

I think there is more to this Bible verse than we see it

Please any one with good knowledge should explain.Thanks
E mean say...."if you do anyhow,you see anyhow"
Food › Re: My Brother Killed 2 Bushpig Today (PHOTOS) by Johel(m): 2:00pm On Jan 01, 2022
flyinnizam:
Jubilations as my brother brought home this 2 bushpig this morning. New year don set for us o.
Omo...Na Una God bless pass for new year o!! grin grin....better MEAT!!
Food › Re: The Most Delicious Part Of New Year Jollof Rice! by Johel(m): 12:56pm On Jan 01, 2022
temmyejo:
Niralanders! Correct me if I am wrong!! Lalastic.lala if you like push one yeye snake to FP I am enjoying my Jollof O!! wink wink wink wink
grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Calls For 1000 Prayer Volunteers To Pray For Nigeria, World by Johel(m): 9:08am On Jan 01, 2022
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Charges At An Overzealous Fan During Beach Show In Lagos (Video) by Johel(m): 9:36pm On Dec 31, 2021
sleriero:
He is still behaving like kid
You a fool ...turn yourself to foot mat let rats and miscreants march you...better drop your idiocy with 2021.
Music/Radio › Re: Stonebwoy Begs Nigeria To Promote African Music by Johel(m): 3:24pm On Dec 31, 2021
AuntLaVIV:
Click on the youtube link to watch Stonebwoy
AFRICA IS POO!!
Politics › Re: Mu'azu Sambo: Critics Won’t Realize Buhari Is A Blessing Until He Leaves by Johel(m): 3:21pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
You will be judged by your own individual success, keep deceiving yourself Almijirin.
Aboki....circle of failures...get thee behind.
Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O Kanayo Gulps Soup From His Plate As He Mocks Lagos Big Boys (Photos) by Johel(m): 10:20am On Dec 31, 2021
daddytime:
I'm dead sure its Ofe Owerre..

Patronise my business below...
That soup be like juju...woman fit use am make man abandon im family sef...e too bam!!
Politics › Re: Mu'azu Sambo: Critics Won’t Realize Buhari Is A Blessing Until He Leaves by Johel(m): 10:18am On Dec 31, 2021
Celebrities › Re: 2021's Top 10 Most Handsome & Hottest Men In The World - TC Candler (Photos) by Johel(m): 10:16am On Dec 31, 2021
WriterNig:
1. Paing Takhon - Myanmarese Model
https://cms.dmpcdn.com/article/2021/12/28/c581d870-6792-11ec-8066-ffb72c13e721_original.jpg
https://cms.dmpcdn.com/article/2021/12/28/c65a1000-6792-11ec-8066-ffb72c13e721_original.jpg


2. Chris Hemsworth - Australian Actor
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/3c/a7/6d/3ca76df0a0604f999f2c10308ccba1d3.jpg


3. V aka Kim Tae-Hyung - South Korean BTS Singer
https://www.thewikifeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/kim-taehyung-1.jpg
https://britishian.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/kim-taehyung-5-164083446316x9-1068x601.jpg


4. Timothee Chalamet - American Actor
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/45836cd1b33b9ecef34297c323f6dc8d8d2e9411/0_0_4368_2621/master/4368.jpg?width=1020&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=e3d9c472c8b94304be20794217887a48
https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Timothee-Chalamet-Sequined-Hoodie-Promo.jpg?w=800&quality=86&strip=all


5. Jungkook - South Korean BTS Singer
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/49/23/5949234178c78306c3d0635b42ed7e4e.jpg
https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/bts-jungkook-big-hit-music-facebook-260721-e1627282234489-800x508.jpg


6. Henry Cavill - British Actor
[img]https:///1b0e5c7e2f60f4c2ab51f7e29c39b7bd/756bd37548f93edb-dd/s540x810/127a90bc8daf2f53a89c68c07da5a78efa94b559.jpg[/img]
[img]https:///39044478e06487362227016b40d6f9ed/756bd37548f93edb-16/s540x810/67aa17d3c57e3bf7deac9f951f6a2fd31853c046.jpg[/img]


7. Lucien Laviscount - British Actor
https://www.hitc.com/static/uploads/2021/12/GettyImages-1356378425.jpg
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23562104.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/3_Lucien-Leon-Laviscount.jpg


8. Dean Schneider - Swiss Animal Sanctuary Founder
https://static.inspiremore.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/08105000/Animal-Man-4.png
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/34/54/ca/3454caa8ad3b9d3d3d447f7c10d664ab.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/42/1a/44/421a4403fe5364919ca0c553f641b303.jpg


9. Oliver Giroud - AC Milan/France Footballer
https://i2.wp.com/pbs.twimg.com/media/EHU5dOwWkAA2kNB.jpg
https://i2.wp.com/www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nintchdbpict000357685265-e1506963083696.jpg


10. Jason Momoa, American Actor
https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/484481951.jpg?w=824&quality=70

Not satisfied? Well you can add yours. Beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder. ❤️
Accurate
Sports › Re: China Bans Footballers From Getting Tattoos by Johel(m): 10:14am On Dec 31, 2021
HonNL:
https://i-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w680/s/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/12/30/08/52362721-10355201-image-a-8_1640853090251.jpg
China's General Administration of Sport has put a ban on footballers getting new tattoos
https://i-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w680/s/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/12/30/08/52362725-10355201-image-a-9_1640853100403.jpg
The GAS have also called on existing inks to be removed as part of a new clean-up directive

https://i-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w680/s/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/12/30/08/52362723-10355201-image-a-10_1640853519137.jpg
Tattoos have become more mainstream in China but the new rules present problems to many, such as Zhang Linpeng of Guangzhou FC
https://i-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w680/s/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/12/30/09/52364681-10355201-image-m-8_1640857014692.jpg
Tattoos are a bone of contention in Chinese society
https://i-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w680/s/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/12/30/09/52364647-10355201-image-a-9_1640857031170.jpg
Inked designs will need to be removed unless a player can show special circumstances


Dailymail UK
Stupid country with senseless policies....their business,only God can tell me about tattoos...all others can give me head!! ; angry angry
Fashion › Re: I Have Never Felt So Much Pain In My Life, Lady With Artificial Nails Cries by Johel(m): 9:29pm On Dec 30, 2021
JaneUO:
Our women feel that being beautiful comes with body modification. Well a young lady shared an image of what happened to her trying to lift heavy equipment around her house. What she did not notice was that accident will take place without a warning. Lady broke her nails as though she was in a fight.

When ladies work on their nails they forget the dangers that comes with such artificial stuff. Majority get to break nails when drunk some tend to fail going to the toilet all because of nails. It is such a pity that some men get to eat food prepared by ladies with long nails.

Photo cred: Twitter
Very good....u go fix nails again Abi??
Politics › Re: Soldiers Arrested Innocent Father, Labelled Him Enugu ESN Commander:Intersociety by Johel(m): 2:41pm On Dec 30, 2021
xcon:
You be mumu idiot terrorist sympathiser.
I'm not the cause of your pains and tears bro grin grin
Family › Re: Is It Right For A Married Person To Have A Celebrity Crush? by Johel(m): 2:40pm On Dec 30, 2021
Fiscus105:
Keep hide under one finger OK.

If you married I will advise u to go blind, that would eventually stop any feelings towards opposite gender.

In fact the you people reason is worrisome.
Kwantinu.. undecided
Family › Re: Is It Right For A Married Person To Have A Celebrity Crush? by Johel(m): 12:35pm On Dec 30, 2021
Fiscus105:
Hope u know the meaning of crush?


I think in ur own way , being married make body system to die towards opposite gender.
You are married...Do not crush on anyone...Cos when faced with your crush,you could off your pant and loose guard when no one is watching....don't break those marital vows..

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