₦airaland Forum

OlawaleBammie:
As for me na to call my oga's wife this evening to inform her of my strange visit tomorrow,
I would like to eat jollof rice but a no sabi cook am.

My place is somehow rural so forget of mistabig thomas cuk, captain cuk or shikin repoblik.

My neighbors?? Well, they will definitely serve me food but i dont tink i would be able to devour it reason bn that it wont be spicy/peppery(i am a yoruba man abeg, i need pepper ) the one i ate last year na hmmmmm, if not for tomtom.

Abeg woman good ooh

If u get money and ur wife dey around, happy xmas

If u get money and ur woman no dey, u no con sabi cook join..happy weekend sir, TGIF

If u no get money and food no dey, happy public holiday sir

If u get food but money no dey... happy children day ooh

My house only....I no fit kill myself because of gluttony.

joeking2222:
Just prepare urself to b hunting lizard up and down. In case u go buy catapult, i fit ship am come ur doorstep for free!!! Goodluck bro

[quote author= post=108778749]Economy meltdown affecting Nigerians this yuletide season as traders laments over low patronage this year unlike previous years in Onitsha Market, Anambra state


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW8awCOy4Z8[/quote]When greed won't allow them do a fair business.

Gadafii:
I think chief Elumelu likes wizkid personally

Yeah a huge fan...

lalasticlala:
#HappyBirthdayTacha

Controversial Big Brother Naija (BBNaija) disqualified ex housemate, Simply Tacha is celebrating her 26th birthday today.

Sharing her birthday photos on her Instagram page, Tacha wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CX0UeQwOkDI/?utm_medium=copy_link

Local popular rotten tomato.

larryking540:
why placed the ladies life on hold ?

How?

Marcus2:
To know the fertile ones

Simple and clear to avoid stories that touch after marriage.

Beebah2000:
Look at this one.
We are talking about living things, not non-living things.
Mtchewww

All join,living things still be like non living things...car dey park up,human being dey die,car dey get fault,humans dey fall sick,car get engine,humans get their own engine inside body wey dey drive dem,car use fuel,humans use water....think am.

Islie:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/12/22/nigerian-army-general-orders-torture-four-abuja-electricity-workers-bringing-bills

I kuku hate Nigerian army and NEPA,so.....to hell.

pihabo9050:
Una no destroy colorado,na codeine u con Dy destroy useless people

I dey tell you....dem no destroy colos and cigga,Na codeine and weed farm dem dey destroy.... misplaced priorities.

MisterKings:
I woke up and tried to on my gen. I took away the nylon I use in covering it and lo and behold this is what I saw. This country is no longer safe.

I feel terrible

Abeg chat me if you know any correct babalawo. I no won let this one slide, no be for this economy

LASISI ELENU will say "LO AND BEHOLD!!"...

omoolokunEsin:
Your claim here is far off your post about Davido. There are many Igbo who were born in Yorubaland yet speak ill of the Yoruba all the time. I love Igbo people and I don't discriminate.

I got no issues with Yorubas,most are my friends,some are the nicest humans I've met.... I'm not just a fan of anything Davido,I dislike his circle,his associates and his music don't sit well with my taste of sound...Only good thing about him is his positive energy and vibes...but I'm not a fan...no hate,just personal preference...Wizkid is Yoruba and he's my NUMBER 1.

omoolokunEsin:
You must just HATE anything Yoruba! But Davido's mum na Igbo o.

Ah...No o...I don't hate any tribe o,I was born and raised in Lagos,I've spent all my life with Yorubas than Igbo...haba,make we no carry tribe enter everything Na...somethings are just based on preferences...if you ask me,I no even gbadun Igbo that much due to my personal experience as a growing up child after I lost my dad.

fergie001:
SIGNED
Dr Shuaib M.L. Belgore
Permanent Secretary
22 /12/2021

LET'S GO THERE!!!!

EBMedia:
Housemaid, Dominion Okoro Recounts How She Killed Lucky Igbinedion's Mum (Photos)



https://www.instagram.com/p/CXwutFtNiXe/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

She should be thrown to the hungry lions,or burnt to ashes....she doesn't deserve to be amongst humans.

FeedMeNews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDHUZpsd440

https://twitter.com/IamMayorKun/status/1472952433169022979

He has been jumping since day 1,Na him signature be that....jumping froggy...

drinoayo:
Actress Iyabo Ojo on Sunday vented on social media after she claimed a critic told her she is constantly been betrayed by someone she helped, Igbere TV reports.

In a lengthy post on Instagram, the 43-year-old said she has no reason to hate anyone and she is contented with the little she has. She added that no human is above her and we are all equal in God’s eyes.



Iyabo made headlines in September after accusing her colleague Funke Akindele of sponsoring a negative review on Toyin Abraham’s movie The Ghost and the Tout Too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXqtTQzIFj-/?utm_medium=copy_link

What's now our business?

Nomoress3:
It has been over a year I quit masturbation already. I really appreciate this creators and the main players of the masturbation quiting thread https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1202#108706106 for making this achievable. I knew when the thread was created but I was feeling too big to start counting days with people there. I was able to quit for a month at a time before I relapsed and it even got worse until I started actively participating on this thread.

The benefits I noticed
°I started to look fresh and I paid more attention to personal development.

° Increased confidence and I started associating easily with people

°My level of anxiety reduced drastically

°My brain is now as sharp as it used to be when I was young in my secondary school days. Those days, I can learn any skill I wish to, be it electronic, or art skill. When any of my friend does anything, I learn in less than a week no matter how hard it seems. I just realized how long I've lost the skill after I stoped masturbating.

My advice to those that still masturbate

STOP!
Don't listen to those that lie that it has one benefit of the other. It has none just stop and don't be hard on yourself, it's a gradual process.

368th day without masturbation and the benefit is massive.

Story story stoooory....u were unwise with how u masturbated,you were so into it that it got a larger part of you... masturbation has done more good than bad if done moderately....even water shouldn't be abused...I rather masturbate than sleep with some disease carriers and infected hoes.

habsydiamond:
Suffer suffer for world...

E suppose be "Enjoyment for heaven" but these ones Na Another suffer suffer for HELL!!

EBMedia:
Nollywood actress, Merit Gold who was reportedly involved in the leaked voice note with Prince Kpokpogri where he allegedly relished his sexcapades while dating Tonto Dikeh, has lashed out at the Delta-based man, IgbereTV reports.

In her Instastory post, Merit cursed the day she met Kpokpogri and the day he sent her out on an undisclosed mission.

She also claimed that some of her friends are sleeping with Kpokpogri who she described as an "ashawo man" and an "ungrateful human being".

https://igberetvnews.com/1410038/curse-day-met-actress-merit-gold-blasts-prince-kpokpogri/

Foolishness is written all over his ugly face....Tonto got no taste for accepting this man in the first place.

Omicronvaccine:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CXvLTQ_LRoy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Legend!!...much respect

NewsAgent101:
Popular Nigerian prophetess has said that ace rapper, Olamide Adedeji is a member of the Illuminati secret cult.

She stated this during a recent sermon in church, noting that the head of Illuminati is Lucifer himself.

According to the Evangelist, other top stars are also part of the secret society which grants people their utmost desires and wishes. She claimed that the members are in direct communication with Satan.

Speaking further, the prophetess said that Illuminati is superior to every other occult, because while people might join about 20 0r 25 cults to get riches and fame, whenever someone joins Illuminati, they immediately get what they want.

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFsWvW3GiAo

No doubt

[quote author=SATANICALLY666 post=108672487][/quote]Una go still fail wooza!!

newswires:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJIQtP20-_8

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXs7HnqLoGs/?utm_medium=copy_link

Na small boy go still help the mumu man dey chop im woman...women are never satisfied neither do they know what they want....spend money on her,it won't stop her from doing iranu,you are broke still it won't change anything.

foilutrips:
But why wizkid no like to button shirt?

When u get money...to wear shirt no go hungry u sef ..

Mariangeles:
See! Christmas is almost here o, and as we all know, it is a season to spend that money unapologetically.
As you're making plans and buying for others, don't forget to include yourself in it.
So, in the spirit of the season, get yourself a special something that excites you. Be generous to yourself.

What are you gifting yourself this Christmas?

I no wan read lamentations o.

Plenty food

AllahIsSatan:
Nigeria's First Lady, Aisha Buhari Not Pregnant, Down With Ailment Suspected To Be Cancer



http://saharareporters.com/2021/12/20/exclusive-nigerias-first-lady-aisha-buhari-not-pregnant-down-ailment-suspected-be-cancer

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6903346/aisha-buhari-pregnant-nigerians-react

Na fibroid

Candidlady:
God wont answer that you modified text! My bf is a yahoo boy!!

Like bf like gf....two lazy fools,two thieves,two lost souls...Na armed robber Una go born Las Las..

[quote author= post=108612004]Update From . COM

A Nigerian man has shared photo of a lady who was rolling on the floor of a bank after someone used her ATM to withdraw all her money through a POS, Reports.

@UchePOkoye revealed that the scene left him heartbroken and he tried consoling her. He added that the POS fraud victim is a hardworking lady who depends on herself.

See His tweet:

"I am in a Bank watching this young girl roll on the floor because someone used her ATM to withdraw all her money via POS. My heart is broken... I have tried consoling her, she is not having any of that. My day is ruined."[/quote]Eya....so sad...I hate scammers,I hate yahoo boys...I can't be friends with them because they are liars and very fake individuals,they don't even love themselves.

film3four:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1msApOehYc

Was driving through Elekahia neighbourhoods and saw this strange looking masquerades. Please have you seen this type of masquerade before?

Masquerades are creepier than this...I've seen an 8ft tall very black aggressive evil looking masquerade when I was a child...that's the realest and most ruthless masquerade ever seen with my 2 eyes....the ones I see this days are all a joke.

Paygram:
Hello nairalanders, where are you spending your Christmas? Is it alone or with your family?

My Christmas is me taking myself to the cinema to see MATRIX RESURRECTIONS on Wednesday then I stay home all day wining and dining on Saturday (Christmas)..life no hard,Na pple too carry matter for head.

phawaaz:
Christmas just got spicier with the grand opening of Kappadocia Lagos – Nigeria’s first cave dining experience. Named after the famed prehistoric city of Cappadocia, Kapadoccia invites you on a surreal journey of adventure and discovery, as you explore the mysterious landscape and fascinating dishes that reflect an ancient city shaped by nature.

Kappadocia Lagos brings an eclectic menu heavily inspired by Turkish classics and that distinct Nigerian flavour that continues to excite your taste buds long after you’ve finished your meal. Choosing from an array of mouthwatering Turkish cuisines ranging from starters, main courses, desserts and salads, Kapadoccia Lagos creates a delicious fusion of both Nigerian and Turkish cultures, while maintaining dedication to premium customer satisfaction.

The menu also features refreshing cocktails and mocktails. A true lover of Turkish cuisine or simply trying it out for the first time, the diverse and creative mix provides an indelible dining experience like no other. As you venture into this exquisite dining experience, it will become evidently clear that every moment spent is definitely worth it.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CXIymRKj7Q-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Not going...that place fit tear man pocket abeg.