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Family › Re: Why Do People Have A Problem With You Once You Start Living Good? by Johel(m): 10:53am On Nov 22, 2021
Prettydevil:
What is with people and envy? Why do people want you to suffer like them before they can be free with you?

Why would a landlady pursue every single tenant who has ever lived in her house once they start buying cars, generators , ac and plasma TVs. The landlady cannot stand a tenant doing well than them because they have none of the appliances I just mentioned.

What is wrong with people? Why do people kill their friends because they are making money? Why do people have an issue with you once you start dressing rich and glowing skin?

Why is envy so strong in the hearts of people?
The heart of a man is desperately wicked...they only pretend like they care and want your good..
Health › Re: Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by Johel(m):
SEO2002:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y8EubYaj4Y

A Nigerian lady in Abuja has been reportedly bitten and killed by a snake that hid in her WC. The snake bit her as she bent to urinate. We should be cautious of our homes and environment. Link to the video of the snake being pulled out below.



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CWjc1RVDToN/?utm_medium=copy_link
Omo...I feel this one o chai...hows her environment?,how snake take enter?...is there bush or swamp around??...chai...another beautiful lady gone ...but why God create these evil creatures sef?...I dey doubt These God's creations atimes o...cos why God go create,snake,scorpion, mosquitoes,cockroaches...These things are of no use or benefit to man yet they ain't extinct yet...this life no balance sha.
Crime › Re: Michael Goguen Kept Spreadsheet Of 5,000 Women He Had Sex With by Johel(m): 6:48pm On Nov 21, 2021
Nackzy:
Alladin the general, this Nigga must have Over 5000 different STDs
You must be high on some kinda local shii*....u think they like your Nigerian ladies that harbour all kinda STDs/STI...??
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage steps out In Burberry Head To Toe (Photos) by Johel(m): 6:41pm On Nov 21, 2021
Mercychen:
undecided.
Should we call this Zoro fashion or Superman?

Nothing dope here.
Bush baby
Travel › Re: Can Divers Enter Third Mainland Bridge Water? by Johel(m): 3:18pm On Nov 21, 2021
nairavsdollars:
I came into Lagos yesterday and I drove through Third Mainland Bridge today. The water looked so brownish which left me wondering, can divers enter this water? If they go under, can they see anything?
Yes...it will be clearer inside...they will see all.
Family › Re: Is It Too Late To Start Looking For A Wife At 36 Years Old ? by Johel(m): 3:16pm On Nov 21, 2021
oldienavie:
I clocked 36 years 2 months ago, I look fit for my age compared to many Nigerians(I realised most Nigerians dont pay attention to their physical fitness).
I have been outside of the country and just got back with the aim of trying to get a wife.
Am I too old to expect to find a decent woman ?
What suggestions do you have with regards to getting a good woman in the shortest possible time ?
Thanks all.
This is dumb to me though....u ain't 40 yet and u asking if you are too old at 36 to get a wife....like seriously??..u never start life sef..
Career › Re: Can An Employer Be Sued For Paying Less Than 30k Minimum Wage? by Johel(m): 3:02pm On Nov 21, 2021
Talk2david1:
Good evening nairalanders. I need an answer to the above question most preferably by the lawyers in this forum. Sometime ago, the President signed into law the new minimum wage of #30,000 but some employers especially private school owners still pay their staff as low as #10,000 monthly. Even here in calabar some weeks ago, the street sweepers were protesting for not being paid their '#7,500' salary for 6 months. My question is,
Does the #30,000 minimum wage apply only to government workers or are private employees suppose to adhere to this law also?
And in a case where you work in big Private school that makes up to 70 million in a term, can You sue your employer for paying less than the minimum wage without loosing your job or being fired?
Don't just waste your time,money and strength... Nigeria is a very useless kwantiri
Fashion › Re: MGBA To Host 21st Edition, Unveils 30 Contestants For Grand Finale by Johel(m): 10:41am On Nov 20, 2021
bloomstories:
More still
Where dem pick these ones from?? grin grin
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu: IPOB Paid US Lobbyists To Spread Falsehood About Nigeria by Johel(m): 10:00pm On Nov 19, 2021
baralatie:
Since you believe he is enjoying a splendish life in DSS you can join him!
Me I no want!

Kanu own has finish yakata
I won't engage you much...We will be here to see the result... sheyb Na Una say Buhari be Messiah...We gather dey watch the film...No worry,your eyes go sharpen.
Celebrities › Re: 'I Might Give It All Away….”: Davido Reveals What He May Do With The Money by Johel(m): 6:45pm On Nov 19, 2021
Niece:
Popular music star and philanthropist, Davido Adeleke who is professionally known as Davido has revealed what he might do with the donations got from friends and fans, WonderTV Media reports.

Recall that Davido on Thursday 18th of November, took to his social media platform, posted his bank account number while begging his ‘loyal friends’ to donate one millionaire each ahead of his birthday celebration and to help clear his Rolls Royce at the port which required one hundred million naira.

Hours later the singer who was overwhelmed by the responses he got from his friends and fans moved his target from one hundred million naira to two hundred million naira.

Davido, who has received over one hundred and eighty-one millionaire so far, revealed what he might do with the money.

The singer who posted his intention said he might give away the money.

He wrote:
Clout chaser...if u like give it all to the air...e no concern me.
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu: IPOB Paid US Lobbyists To Spread Falsehood About Nigeria by Johel(m): 6:44pm On Nov 19, 2021
baralatie:
Kanu own don finish PATA pata
Na your own life don finish...Kanu is still living better than you even in custody....29 of your generation after u won't be half the man Kanu is...no be curse.
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu: IPOB Paid US Lobbyists To Spread Falsehood About Nigeria by Johel(m): 6:37pm On Nov 19, 2021
baralatie:
Wallahi

Kanu own don finish
How?
Politics › Re: Adegboruwa Kicks As Lagos Government "Attacks The Integrity Of EndSARS Panel" by Johel(m): 2:22pm On Nov 19, 2021
assent:
Madridguy, sirjamo, seunmsg thatfairguy1, simplyleo, mannabbgrills, vedaxcool, NGpatriot, looks like you guys are too ashamed to say anything about the endears reports.

This gives us opportunity to know where you people really stand between the side of truth and side of lies, shame, error and deception.

It helps us to know if you are children of honour or children of dishonour.

It helps to know if you are patriots or bunch of Shameless people.

It helps to know if you are children of uprightness or children of hate.

Your true identity has just been exposed. No more hiding place.

Every enemy of democracy in Nigeria, may curse and destruction never depart from their homes.

Everyone who concocted and defended lies about the #Endsars protest, may they suffer what the victims suffered. Amen.
Amen
Celebrities › Re: If Wizkid Were The One Who Did The ₦1 Million Challenge (An Opinion) by Johel(m): 7:29am On Nov 19, 2021
Miller232:
Oga comot for here wizkid rat
Wizkid doesn't chase clout we don hear
Wizkid wey stingy the boys under him record label how many don blow
Look at terri the boy career just hang like bra
He stingy because e no epp your papa life...bro set yourself some standard and stop the foolery...you can take a horse to the steam but can't force it to drink from it... someday you will have sense... David's rat.
Politics › Re: Buba Marwa: Legalization Of Cannabis Will Take Nigeria To Dark Days by Johel(m): 5:56am On Nov 19, 2021
MarketDispatch:
In Netherlands you refer to, the people are not thinking of how to eat at least one meal a day.

In Nigeria , the guy that has smoked cannabis on empty stomach will more likely commit crime to feed to at least have a day's meal.
It's not for everyone,...one needs to be careful cos if anybody do anyhow,dem go see anyhow.
Politics › Re: Buba Marwa: Legalization Of Cannabis Will Take Nigeria To Dark Days by Johel(m): 5:55am On Nov 19, 2021
valentineuwakwe:
Source:https://dailypost.ng/2021/11/18/legalization-of-cannabis-will-take-nigeria-to-dark-days-ndlea/
Without its legalisation,have Nigeria ever been in a brighter place??...instead it's heading to the darkest place of no return.
Politics › Re: Your First And Second Choice For President In 2023 by Johel(m): 5:51am On Nov 19, 2021
abhosts:
The next presidential general election is just 15 months away. Who are your First and Second Choice for President?

Here are my Picks:

First Choice: Akinwumi Adesina

Second Choice: Udom Emmanuel
Donald Duke or no one else
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan: Davido Fans Ignorant, Unintelligent by Johel(m): 5:49am On Nov 19, 2021
Career › Re: Should I Further My Education Or Learn A Skill To Help My Family? by Johel(m): 5:45am On Nov 19, 2021
Machidon:
I am the first born in the family, due to financial challenges, I want to know if it Will be wise to further my education base on promises by family members to sponsor my education or should i learn a skill......

And secondly want to know the type of skill one can learn to help the family.
Further your education and get em certs first....it's one step at a time...one after the other...in the process of furthering, learning new skills should be considered so you can cater for yourself and people better as time goes...learn digital arts and designs,get a laptop and kick start.
Celebrities › Re: What I Observed From Davido 1 Million Challenge by Johel(m): 5:41am On Nov 19, 2021
LesbianBoy:
Rich Nigerians prefer donating to their fellow rich Nigerians than the poor

How many of the people did you see donate to davido has done giveaway on their page or you heard they gave someone money offline? Dem no plenty but they were so quick to donate to davido because he is rich and famous. Nigerians grin grin

Nigerians are bored and would look for anything to get entertained

When something is trending online whether its protest issue or politics, i always tell people around me that they should not get carried away with how passionate Nigerians are sounding especially online o. Just give them some days and they would jump on another matter and that is what happened. I mean, days ago we were talking about the report that was submitted to governor sanwo olu by the panel on social media, radio stations, tv staions etc and boom.....next everyone is talking about davido challenge. That's why i laugh when people bring their personal matter online thinking Nigerians care. They don't! grin grin grin grin grin grin

1 million no be big money again o

Back in the days 1 million and above was big money and not many young people had it and even if they had it, they won't give it out easily because it would "shake" their account. See what happened yesterday, 1 million just dey fly around e come be like 1k angry angry grin grin grin grin grin grin

Nigerians are eye service or what i call "Make e no be like say" kinda people

If you know Nigerians well especially celebrities, you will know we have this kinda mentality and really don't care. So davido and others getting carried away should not be deceived. Many of the people that donated did so not because they too love davido, but because they have seen celebrity A donate, Celebrity B donate, Celebrity C donate and so on and they too would donate "make e no be like say" i no donate too. Same thing they do when it comes to protest or when any "overnight" social media celebrity trending and who is receiving help from people online.

Many of the people that donated did so to promote their business

Some of them noticed that davido was tagging those that donated to him on his IG story, which would be viewed by thousands of people on the ON A NORMAL DAY not to talk of on a day where davido is trending so they quickly donated too. If you look at davido's IG story you will notice that some of them used their business account. No businessman would use his business account for giveaway.....na personal money dem dey use on a normal day. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
You are right jor....all Na eyeservice...some of dem do am to show that they aint broke,some did it so they will have something to say when Davido's name pops up..1m Na small money,but if u gimme Omo e go change many things sha o grin grin grin

The rich gets richer cos everyone Wana get attached to the rich....what's a poor man's hope??
Celebrities › Re: If Wizkid Were The One Who Did The ₦1 Million Challenge (An Opinion) by Johel(m): 5:14am On Nov 19, 2021
Ayanwukoma:
No shi shi

If you doubt me

Just show me one artist or celebrity wizkid has helped to rise to the top in his 12 year career apart from bella shurmda he tried to snatch from olamides hand.


Not one naira go drop!.


Just an opinion.
Davido rats...Kings don't beg their friends for money,they run shit their way and put hands in what they can handle...many people have lost their senses....Embrace people's differences,Wizkid can't be a clout chaser like David and David can't be a reserved person like Wizkid...If Wizkid should even try such....Na presidents and global acts like swizz Beatz,Beyonce,Justin Beiber etc go send am money......Wizzy doesn't chase clout to stay relevant,he works and keep building himself and his brand,And the result always shows,As Davido album died on arrival maybe Na why im turn online beggar,if Na unknown person dey beg for water,Una go give am?,but a son to a rich man begged and Una dey yarn okoto,No big deal in all this rubbish u pple are promoting or hyping..
Sports › Re: Fans Want Gernot Rohr Sacked As Eagles Coach Despite Playoffs Spot by Johel(m): 2:07pm On Nov 18, 2021
robosky02:
Fans want Eagles coach sacked despite playoffs spot



https://punchng.com/go-rohr-go/
Abeg free the coach jor....the entire Nigerian team are useless
Celebrities › Re: Real Wizkid Face When Not Edited by Johel(m): 9:07pm On Nov 17, 2021
Annie001:
Stop assuming everyone is from a wretched family like you
Mteeew... dingbat
Celebrities › Re: Real Wizkid Face When Not Edited by Johel(m): 6:59pm On Nov 17, 2021
Grgton:
oga don't take it personal arbeg!! Wizkid don't even know you!! All na Cruse!!
Get lost...Cruise on nonsense...y'all should look at yourselves first ..any small stupidity Una go call am cruise... uncivilised things.
Celebrities › Re: Real Wizkid Face When Not Edited by Johel(m): 6:29pm On Nov 17, 2021
Gucciballer:
Dfkm,so this is the same WizKid you people are crushing on....

Werey Igbeaux ti ba aye e je

Eyan chisom,"do you do blunt"
Fools...low life miscreants...Your hate will continue to take u backwards...Wizkid that is fresher than your generation will ever be...he is just as he is on tv...stop all this lies,hate and unprofessionalism...Some nincompoops still commenting and believing this trash...smh.
Celebrities › Re: Real Wizkid Face When Not Edited by Johel(m): 6:25pm On Nov 17, 2021
Gucciballer:
Dfkm,so this is the same WizKid you people are crushing on....

Werey Igbeaux ti ba aye e je

Eyan chisom,"do you do blunt"
You people don't have work...go get a life ok...Wizkid is just the way he is on tv,I've seen him live...so this is totally trash.
Crime › Re: Huddah Monroe: I Never Want To See Weed Again. I’m Done! by Johel(m): 7:14am On Nov 17, 2021
drizslim:
Popular Kenyan socialite and entrepreneur, Huddah Monroe has taken to social media to say she is done with weed.
According to the Big Brother Africa star, she doesn’t want to set her eyes on weed again. However, she didn’t disclose the reason behind her decision to quit smoking weed.
Like weed gives a fvkk grin grin
Phones › Re: TECNO Takes A Jab At Apple In A Cryptic Post (Photo) by Johel(m): 3:33am On Nov 17, 2021
skywalker240:
Jokes aside bro, if samsung, huawei, oneplus or even xiaomi had done this, it would have be acceptable, but TECNO! ??

how the hell will a slave be demanding for the prince chair and foot stull?
You are right...maybe they are beefin iphone
Phones › Re: TECNO Takes A Jab At Apple In A Cryptic Post (Photo) by Johel(m): 8:02pm On Nov 16, 2021
skywalker240:
But in techno case, its new stupidity, imagine the dutch courage.
grin grin
Romance › Re: I Asked A Girl Out, She Said She Isn't Ready For Relationship, Now She Is Dating by Johel(m): 6:29pm On Nov 16, 2021
soundOsonic:
I met a lady last year, we talked well and vibed well. Later on I would go to her shop to discuss and I would have this eye contact with her and I thought I felt something like a spark though. Even the Lady with her suspected we had a thing together but I just recently knew her. We both talked as if we know each otherfor like forever.

She asked me for my number, I gave her. I never asked her for her number simply because I wanted to make sure that the signal we are getting from each other was purely romantic and not platonic and I wanted to take things slow.

I felt that her asking for my number was that she needed to spend more time with me if I am not available physically. So we started chatting. The chats was going smoothly and to my surprise we do chat all through the day we literally chats all hours of the day.
Then I did what all single Hot guy will do, out but apart from the Hot which I am not most times; I asked her out. I was not after sex perse I just wanted enough closure bridging through the platonic platform to a more romantic setting.

But she replied with this exact same words "I am not ready for a relationship, I want to complete my schooling and be focus with my education."

Well despite her reply killed my envisioned sun setting romantic bliss; I understood as she was a good girl, a virgin and someone very focus with academics. I know this because she tells me everything about her things happening each day, minutes and seconds.

I was contented with the platonic relationship, I thought I would wait maybe 2 or 3 years as that's what she was indirectly telling me.
A month later from the time I asked her out and was turned down, that time was December: Christmas period. I took my sister out to a nice eatery and I asked her if she could come along as a friend. She obliged but told me she would be going some place after that I said ok.

So after she left to her place of wherever. My sister told me she is worried, I asked her why, she said she went to her guy's place. I was shocked this is a lady that is not ready for relationship. This guy in question is a Yahoo guy by the appearance and all. The guy later broke her heart as that's the first time she is dating I think at 21. Another guy in the area too was like dating her as well after that guy, at the point of dating he got another girl pregnant and broke her heart (same Yahoo guy).

I thought why did she ever chose not to date me. If at all you were not physically attracted to me why didn't you just tell me instead of all these mumbo jumbo. I am actually an average looking guy. Maybe a 6 or even a 7 based on world standard.

My question is why do girls always refuse to date me, I am not a good guy neither am I a bad guy. The one I am asking out says I am not in her level, that she is in a very low level for me to look at her or ask her out. She believes I am after sex.

The next one said I am too low for her. Though she was older.
The one I confessed my feelings for her heart isn't even with me but another but she started catching feelings but sometimes she gets to her senses and she convince herself she belongs with another.

The girl who I don't even know that keeps greeting me Everytime but I keep ignoring her, I later went for her after a year she turned me down.
I just tire o.

Edit: Not every woman I meet, I ask out. I have a particular type of lady I ask out that depicts my taste. Any Lady beyond or below I show zero interest.

People saying I should move on, I have already. I was never pained o. And those calling me a simp I no even understand, where did you read any simpish move from me? Or do you at all know what SIMP is?
My problem isn't sex o. If I wanted sex I would get it easily from those low class street girls without spending a dime. I am after my kind of girls but they are saying NO.
Any lady that tells you she ain't ready for a relationship, she's not interested in you.
Health › Re: Antibiotics After Sex by Johel(m): 6:25pm On Nov 16, 2021
muheeb01:
There's a valid point right there cos condom dey burst too
Yes Na...it does..some years ago,one Mushin looking babe was tripping n as I sharp guy...no dulling!,I used condom o...I was shocked when it bursted inside her,the tip bursted,I was scared af cos I thought it was straight up STD,... luckily it was all good...On two occasions with two different babes... grin grin grin wink....Some years ago though wink wink
Family › Re: Woman Breaks Eggs At Beach, Curses Emma For Taking Advantage Of Her (Video) by Johel(m): 6:15pm On Nov 16, 2021
Jaysane:
Ahh...are u their ambassador??
grin grin grin I know about things like that...I read and research alot... nothing personal sha o.

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