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Nairaland General › Re: The King Cobra I Killed. by Johel(m): 5:39pm On Dec 10, 2021
HolyMonks:
So harmattan have been disturbing for a while now.
This early morning I went for jogging na so I see this cobra oo.
Omo I use stone tear him head grin grin grin

Cc lala
Abeg I dey use this cobra they wish you and all narialand happy December and Xmas in advance. grin grin cool
God is very unfair in some ways....many cool animals have gone extinct but snake still exists...that means God is cool with evil.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophetess Patience Obi: Submit Your Money To Your Husband Before Spending Dime by Johel(m): 5:38pm On Dec 10, 2021
Thandiubani:
Your Money Should Be Submitted To Your Husband Before Spending A Dime - Prophetess Warns Women

Nigerian women have been warned that if they refuse to submit their money to their husbands before spending it, they risk having their prayers unanswered.

Prophetess Patience Obi gave the warning to women during a sermon.

She said women should submit their money to their husbands before spending it.

According to her, the reason is because the man is the head of the home and should be in charge of how a woman spends her money.

She said: ”Your money should be submitted to your husband before you spend a dime out of it. Yes you heard me right.

“Your money belongs to both of you and he has the authority, full authority, over the money, over your resources, to tell you how to spend it and what to do with it.

“Remember he is the head of the home. You are to submit to him in everything including ”My money”. The way we call it.

It is ”our money” and he has the control over the money. ”

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwI88I11_c
She's right...husband and wife,not boyfriend and girlfriend child's play.
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Blasts Femi Fani-Kayode, Defends Ex-Wife (Pix) by Johel(m): 5:37pm On Dec 10, 2021
HeWrites:
Celebrity stylist Toyin Lwani on Friday slammed Femi Fani-Kayode over the messy drama with his ex-wife Precious Chikwendu, Igbere TV reports.

In a lengthy post on Instagram, Toyin recounted how Fani-Kayode criticised her nun-inspired outfit, she also slammed him for dragging his ex-wife and bringing their personal issues to social media.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CXS6hmOMNhc/?utm_medium=copy_link

The mother of three also recalled how depressed she was when she was separated from her child for five years, saying that the children need their mother. She also called for support for the former beauty queen.

“If someone stops me from seeing my kids I might hurt myself when I couldn’t see my ist child for 5years while she was in America. I was quite depressed, everyone didn’t know my pains but it wasn’t a good one, I missed out on so many important moments, like her ist period etc, not to talk of the tender age those 4kids are right now, they need their mother, let’s all stand up and speak up for this lady, nothing wrong in doing so and people are calling out Bullies I’m wondering why your name is not number one on that list. If you are a mother and you know the pain of having kids pls tag every mother on this post to speak up for this lady.”
FFK is a useless man...and that's on PERIOD!!
Politics › Re: Video Of A Chopper Exchanging Items With Bandits by Johel(m): 3:38pm On Dec 10, 2021
Crowwejihadist:
Bandits are government sponsored.
Simple and clear.
Investment › Re: See How Much I Got After Opening My Piggybank (Kolo) by Johel(m): 11:57am On Dec 10, 2021
GAZZUZZ:
[color=#550000]In January I bought the kolo box , I was motivated by stories I had read online after opening to find some HUGE savings cheesy

So I followed suite, can't remember but Im guessing I bought the box ₦15,000 and I started .

When I close I put all my 1k change into the box, these days every one run cashless transactions, so there were weeks I would literarily have nothing to put inside sha.

Dec is here , could not wait till 31st make i see how much i don cover.

To count curled up money no easy o! Took over 1hr but finally counting could begin


Final count ₦257,000 actually ₦258,000 my baby was helping to count and Japan with 1k grin

This is how I opened it.

Money is now with madam, will reseal box in the office and continue till 2022 Dec in Jesus name, insha Allah.

Thanks for reading
Best way to save...not bank.
Crime › Re: Kemi Okunloyo: Sylvester Omoroni Agreed To Join A Gang, Consented To His Beating by Johel(m): 6:44am On Dec 10, 2021
hefexzy:
Sylvester Omoroni was a victim of bully in his school Dowen college, which resulted to him losing his life after sustaining internal injuries from the bully. His family had went ahead to employ the service of Mr Femi Falana, a Lawyer.

On December 9 during a space Kemi Olunloyo hosted on twitter, the renowned self acclaimed journalist said 12 years old Sylvester was willing to join cult, agreed to be beating and also accepted to drink engine oil.

Kemi also went ahead to say he willingly told the guys initiating him that he has seen his sisters unclothedness. She also compared boarding school to Big Brother Naija.

Ever since she made that statement, she is been dragged on all social platform. Some people called her demented, some called her callous, some said she has been paid to say that, other people called her an insensitive mother.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysh7V7MCXeQ
Bitter soul....she's a witch!
Crime › Re: The Fight You Won't Forget? Share your experiences by Johel(m): 3:18am On Dec 10, 2021
Lamanii22:
Where's the babe now?
She's married now...and she's in her husband's house grin grin...but I still see her once once sha...and we are very good friends now.
Crime › Re: The Fight You Won't Forget? Share your experiences by Johel(m): 8:38pm On Dec 09, 2021
chatinent:
I mean...the fight you were the punchbag?

Mine: sha, let's forget about mine. Dem beat me like tomorrow no dey. That was in JSS1.

The funny thing bi say na one tomboy for SS3 rough me. Ha, Loveth, you made me over dey respect you for school for no reason. God will judge you!

I didn't know how it happened but I met Loveth in Abuja many years later and the TB thingy was no longer there...she was now a full girl. We became good friends tho...but as you know, the old joke never dies. But believe it, she is a darling. grin


Let's hear yours.

Lala, I guess na snake dem use as Koboko for your body?
grin grin grin ...Hmmm...when I was in SSS 2...Abesan high school then...The clash was so bloody that teachers saw blood and all took to their heels for safety...Na me and one guy michael Get clash that year because of one of the finest girls In school then...The babe wanted me,but other dude wanted her....He had his boys,I had mine,..There was much dislike so we couldn't settle....That was the bloodiest clash or fight I ever had in secondary school till date....that was like 2004.
Business › Re: Fight Breaks Out In Banking Hall As Bank Refuses To Reverse Customers' Money by Johel(m): 8:01pm On Dec 09, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
All those bankers and thier very annoying way of attending to customers

Very useless bank...
The funny thing is almost all banks are so useless not only uba...access bank, wema, fcmb, gt are all useless...

Even the zenith bank I thought they were the best untill they frustrated me one Sunday like that
No sms notification was working, no credit transaction was working, the mobile app completely down , ussd wasn't functioning
They almost ruined my life that particular Sunday ...
First bank own is the worse...the day they frustrated one of my niggar in an emergency situation....my niggar almost started crying..that was the day he vowed to start using multiple banks...incase if one fails..he can switch immediately to the other
All Nigerian banks are not reliable...they are all thieves employing unprofessional and incompetent individuals.
Travel › Re: FG, How Do We Get Home Safely During This Yuletide? by Johel(m): 7:56pm On Dec 09, 2021
iwaeda:
My mind has been going riot; mind boggling events that has made Nigeria a once safe haven; to very unsafe and hostile to live or transverse.

Few years ago I can travel any time of the day, but now this has become a torturous adventures.

Now you don't only fear armed robbers; police has made travelling herculean with all manners of road blocks in order to extort, harass and even rob you of your belongings.
Now police will want to search your phones, see all your transactions, woe betide you if foreign transactions are found in your alerts.
I don't know why it is a crime to drive good car and owns good phones.

Not just that, Custom will lay Siege telling you the car that was cleared from Apapa or Tin can was underpayed for. Even though same custom officers release your Container to you. You will be lucky if your car is not impounded by service filled with corruption.

Since there is no transparency in the operation of customs, it is their words against yours.

Furthermore our roads are so unmotorable that you have to change lanes like snake to avoid bad portions.

These has led to accidents that has made many maimed and many families distraught due to loss of bread winners or loved ones.
What has made it worse are rampaging kidnappers in various shades and colours. It is no longer news that Nigeria is under Siege.

This is a personate plea to Federal, State, Local governments, security forces / services and various villages and clans to make this Christmas and New Year celebrations joyful and peaceful for all of us.
Fear kills,and one can't be careful enough,we can only try be safe..Protection comes from the almighty...Just mind where u go to,time,location,the people u mingle with,how u speak and treat those around you,cos u don't know who's hating...Best thing is spending more time at home with friends and families during festive seasons...No need dey Waka up and down because say u wan flex..
Phones › Re: Nigerians To Pay 7.5% VAT On Facebook Ads From 1st January 2022 by Johel(m): 5:22pm On Dec 09, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.thecable.ng/from-jan-1-nigerians-will-pay-7-5-vat-on-facebook-ads/amp
I no kuku use Facebook again...after I sub Una go still collect VAT....Una wehdone.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chile Legalizes Same Sex Marriage ( Pictures) by Johel(m): 5:19pm On Dec 09, 2021
Politics › Re: Bisi Akande: Nigerians Are Fraudulent, Cheaters, Yet They Still Blame Buhari by Johel(m): 5:15pm On Dec 09, 2021
hisexcellency34:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/state-of-the-nation-i-dont-sympathise-with-you-you-applied-to-be-president-akande-tells-buhari/
Na Buhari still make am be like dat cos if he do well and pple see,certain things will reduce drastically.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis: Sexual Sins Is Not Most Serious Sin by Johel(m): 5:12pm On Dec 09, 2021
Food › Re: Which Of These 4 Soups Would You Remove Forever? (pictures) by Johel(m): 5:09pm On Dec 09, 2021
Toks2008:
This is a very serious decision but I will close my eyes and painfully remove the Egusi soup.

What about you?
Which kind play be this?? angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by Johel(m): 8:48pm On Dec 08, 2021
NORSIYK:
Chelsea takes the lead
Ah!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Gay Allegation By Gistlovers (Pix) by Johel(m): 7:02pm On Dec 08, 2021
HeWrites:
Music manager Don Jazzy on Wednesday joked that he would be coming out of the closet following the rumour that he is gay, Igbere TV reports.

The 39-year-old made this known in an Instagram post while reacting to a blogger who accused him of being a homosexual.

Reacting to the post, Don Jazzy wrote: “So I hear I’m gay all the time. Anyways click on the link on my bio. Subscribe to my YouTube channel. Click on the notification bell too oooo. Cos I’m going to be coming out there.”

Reacting in the comment section of the post, a user Veronica wrote:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXOKLZeOFGd/?utm_medium=copy_link

The music star has been called out severally by the blogger who accused him of having sexual relations with men.
Who am I to judge?...if he's gay,I still love him very much grin grin,and that doesn't make me gay either...Na God get final say,man no get levels.
Romance › Re: What Are The Red Flags You Can't Overlook In A Relationship? by Johel(m): 6:55pm On Dec 08, 2021
Ebubechuwku:
As a man, you don't need to be cold always. Take the charge of your relationship....
I value friendship most
Romance › Re: What Are The Red Flags You Can't Overlook In A Relationship? by Johel(m): 6:52pm On Dec 08, 2021
Ebubechuwku:
I hate liars apart from that, we are good.... shaa don't lie...tell me everything and tell me the truth..

And I detest people who are cold, who don't talk...
They can't tell you everything....in their truth,there will be small lies.....so I rather stay cold.
Romance › Re: What Are The Red Flags You Can't Overlook In A Relationship? by Johel(m): 6:50pm On Dec 08, 2021
ghostboy:
So guys what are the things or signs that can make you quit a relationship without looking back?

There are some signs we see in our partners that are easily ignored or overlooked, maybe because these signs don't affect your relationship with your partner or maybe you think with time your partner will change.
But then there are the signs that can't be ignored or overlooked, so I'd like for you guys to share so people who exhibit some certain habit that's considered a redflag can readjust and learn to change some undesirable things about themselves.
Lack of common sense, lifestyle and hygiene
Christianity Etc › Re: Congregation Silent As Ghanaian Pastor Begs For Money Repeatedly. Photos And Vid by Johel(m): 6:47pm On Dec 08, 2021
Viraltrends123:
Video of a ghanaian pastor is trending on the internet, after begging for money from his congregation repeatedly,and no one could boldly step out to give him what he wanted .

Watch video here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JIEYK6HElQ
grin grin grin. Dem for epp am Na.....his MOUTH YAF DRY!!!! grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy To Temi Otedola: They Don’t Bully You As Much As They Bully Me by Johel(m): 6:43pm On Dec 08, 2021
CuriousMynd:
Disc jockey Florence Otedola aka DJ Cuppy has told her sister Temi Otedola that she gets bullied on social media more than the latter does.

The 29-year-old said this to her sister on Tuesday while responding to a tweet the latter made.

Igbere TV reports that Temi had tweeted that she loves the Twitter app.

Responding to the tweet, Cuppy wrote:

https://twitter.com/cuppymusic/status/1468351436358627329

Since the release of her album Original Copy, the disc jockey has received several backlashes from fellow celebrities and critics who berated the album.

She has also been bullied severally by Twitter users who body-shame and age-shame her.

Singer Kelly Handsome knocked her in February 2021 after her performance at the Gold Dust saying that music is not for everyone.

“If I talk now haters will say their daily prayer ‘black bla bla’….. ‘Ur career don die’. ‘U’re looking for attention’. ‘U’re hating’, meanwhile the person chatting has never stood out for anything in life.

“This is an insult to music as a career and an embarrassment to NAIJA music. This is like mocking real musicians, when did we get here? You cannot buy talent. They would have paid me or someone to write a proper song for her, bring out her British accent & all but No,” he wrote on Instagram.

Temi is the younger sister of DJ Cuppy.

The sisters share a close relationship and are always teasing each other on social media.

Temi made her acting debut in the movie Citation directed by Kunle Afolayan which earned her an award for best actress category at Ghana Movie Awards. She was nominated for Revelation of the Year at Best of Nollywood Awards 2020.

Their father is business mogul Femi Otedola.
Ok now everyone has been/is being bullied....A new trend for some to feast on....These ones don dey collect championship for who dem bully pass.....what a generation. sad sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by Johel(m): 6:41pm On Dec 08, 2021
ogododo:
Chelsea’s Champions League journey began with a home win over Zenit St Petersburg and our group stage campaign now ends with an away trip to Zenit’s Krestovsky Stadium. In between, we’ve already ensured a place in the knockout rounds, though whether we do so as top seed or as second place is still to be decided. Since Juventus play whipping boys Malmö FF, we probably have to win to win the group.


Incidentally, this season’s final will be played at the Krestovsky as well, so if we play our cards right, we could come back to this stadium one more time this season! But for now, the focus is on the matter at hand.

Winning the group is usually the more preferrable outcome, though it doesn’t necessarily guarantee an easy (or easier) draw in the Round of 16. The likes of PSG, Inter Milan, or Atlético Madrid might be our reward for doing so, for example — and given the way football loves a narrative, it would most certainly be PSG. But winning is a habit, and after the week that was, it would also be a welcome salve.
Chelsea wins
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys UCL (1 - 1) On 8th December 2021 by Johel(m): 6:41pm On Dec 08, 2021
ogododo:
Ralf Rangnick will take charge of his second game as Manchester United manager on Wednesday as his side face BSC Young Boys in the Champions League.

Before the game against Crystal Palace last weekend, we looked at four instant improvements we could see under Rangnick as he prepared to make his debut in the Old Trafford dugout.


Here at United On My Mind , we're not afraid to hold our hands up and admit when we get things wrong, and United didn't score from a corner as we predicted. That being said, we did see evidence that Rangnick had worked on a number of different set-piece routines during his short time at the club.
Man United wins
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 8th December 2021 by Johel(m): 6:40pm On Dec 08, 2021
iwaeda:
Barcelona will get Gavi back for their crucial Champions League clash with Bayern Munich this week.

The Blaugrana‘s Champions League hopes hang by a thread heading into their last group stage outing.

Xavi Hernandez‘s men have to match Benfica’s result against Dynamo Kyiv in their last game, but the issue is that they face an excellent Bayern Munich away from home.


Bayern may make changes, and they won’t be helped by any home support due to coronavirus restrictions in the area, but they will still prove a big challenge for a Barca side that has stuttered throughout this season.

Barca won’t be helped by the continued absence of Ansu Fati, who has not made it back from injury in time.

But midfield talent Gavi will return to action after an injury scare over the weekend.

Barca were defeated by Real Betis at home on Saturday and Gavi was forced off after suffering from dizziness following a blow to the head.

But a quick revision in hospital cleared the 17-year-old of anything serious, and he is good to go on Wednesday night.

Gavi joined light sessions on Sunday as the Barca stars returned to base to complete their post-match training programme.
Bayern wins
Celebrities › Re: Meet Amar Bharati Who Has Raised His Hand For 45 Years (Pictures) by Johel(m): 6:39pm On Dec 08, 2021
Nnamdinaija:
He maimed his right arm for peace to be restored on earth. Is that peace restored? NO!! Which indicates that he blindly practiced his own belief that has no logical basis. That arm would have been strategically utilized better in another way to bring peace, even using it to write the least article of peace to the world.

The people inventing and producing war missiles are not doing so by getting their arms maimed/useless. They are doing it with their brain, IQ and full functioning arms. With their brain and IQ, their own war belief comes to manifestation. Their own belief works but this old man, his belief didn't work because he didn't use his IQ to pursue his aim so it's ended up a mere superstition put up by him.

Better results could have been achieved towards his aim had it been he formed a peace movement and keeps recruiting people who advocate for peace into the peace movement year by year. The movement would have been a multi million members movement by today that may even give birth to so many other peace movements across the world.

All I see in him is an attention seeker.

Thanks.

ATAT Building Construction (The Best of Professionals)
Do not judge...it's better to try than not to try atall cos it's only when u try u know....what have u tried ??
Celebrities › Re: Meet Amar Bharati Who Has Raised His Hand For 45 Years (Pictures) by Johel(m): 6:36pm On Dec 08, 2021
SteveOnyeMgbu:
Great
That's how the world is supposed to be
Respect people's views and opinions
Some opinions doesn't make sense still....as there's right so there's wrong....Some opinions can be so annoying like some people saying Tinubu is the best candidate for 2023 presidential elections... IMAGINE!!...And u say Opinions,some opinions are trash abeg.
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide After Losing Company’s ₦150,000 On Betting by Johel(m): 5:17pm On Dec 08, 2021
Redomi:
https://punchng.com/man-commits-suicide-after-losing-companys-n150000-on-betting/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1638970528
Lol...a whole 150k... boss give am money to pay some people,e carry money go play bet,...Those people head Na e make am commit suicide grin grin...May he rest in pieces...The kind flog wey demons go flog am for the other realm ehn...he will wish to come back to life in a wiser form....poor man,poor mentality.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Amar Bharati Who Has Raised His Hand For 45 Years (Pictures) by Johel(m): 5:09pm On Dec 08, 2021
SteveOnyeMgbu:
Only IF we CAN.....
I can...I don't stigmatise,neither do I discriminate.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Amar Bharati Who Has Raised His Hand For 45 Years (Pictures) by Johel(m): 3:01pm On Dec 08, 2021
Nnamdinaija:
Sir, the old man is very wrong for maiming himself that way. Did he finally restore peace on Earth? After he did that, Nigeria still had their Civil war. Russian and North Korea are still inventing deadly war missiles.

Take it or leave it, there must be disparity among living things till eternity. That is how it is made to be, that is how it has been and that is how it will continue till eternity as long as living things are involved both humans and animals

Between the Samaritans and the Israelites, between the Caucasians and the Negroids, the male vs female, the fair complexion vs the black complexion, the cat vs dog, Igbos vs Yorubas, Enugu vs Abakaliki, Owerri vs Aba, Christians vs Muslims, Catholic Christians vs Anglican Christians, The Sunnis muslims vs the Shiites muslims, The inferiority complex short man vs tall man, between God and satan etc add your own. So, disparity is natural in living things bro.

So don't call the people on this forum fools for sharing their thoughts, no matter how stupid one's thought may seem. Everyone including you must have thought stupidly at least even once in the person's life.

Thanks.

ATAT Building Construction (The Best of professionals)
Atleast he tried something he believed in...what have you tried based on your believe?...just going to church and practising the opposite I guess.
Education › Re: Total Ban Of Bullying In Nigerian Schools by Johel(m): 2:14pm On Dec 08, 2021
Seun:
In the wake of the brutal beating of Sylvester Oromoni in the hands of his fellow students, which led to his death, I think we need to advocate for a complete ban on the despicable culture of bullying prevalent in Nigerian primary and secondary schools and boarding houses that contributed to his death.

The Federal Ministry of Education should immediately introduce a regulation banning students in primary or secondary schools (including school prefects) from beating or punishing other students in any way or for any reason, or forcing them to run errands. Students should only be punished or sent on errands by school staff, who are old enough to bear the full legal consequences of their actions.

Parents don't send their kids to school to be used as slaves, and brutally punished by other students. They send them there to be educated. Bullying and being bullied are distractions which should no longer be tolerated in this country. Any student that tries it must face suspension. Any school that permits it should have to pay a hefty fine that is proportional to the school's revenue.

We have been crying about justice for Sylvester Oromoni for many days now, and rightly so, but justice in one case won't stop other incidents from happening. We need to tackle the root cause which is the culture of exploitation and victimization of junior/weaker students by senior/stronger students. Let's quickly ban it at this crucial time when everyone is disgusted by bullying, bullies, and schools that enable them.
Humans remains God's most foolish creation and God's biggest mistake...we only create what kills us,we can't think straight until there's danger or disaster before we start doing the right thing.....there's been bully for many years,nobody addressed it till it went out of hand...humans and hypocrisy are like 5&6.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Amar Bharati Who Has Raised His Hand For 45 Years (Pictures) by Johel(m): 2:09pm On Dec 08, 2021
Chibudollar:
which useless respect, someone hand died in the process of doing rubbish. You say we should respect him
Him hand Na your hand?...how him dead hand take affect your own life personally?...if e like make e raise him hand enter hell go hail Satan...Na him problem be that and I still respect his beliefs because e no concern me,Na him the thing concern..

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