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Politics / Re: “Today, No Ethnic Group Or Zone Will Say That It Is Better Than South West by Johndoe100(m): 12:58pm On Sep 18, 2012
Yes, Another fantasy. An ibo puppet tells yoruba people why and what they should do? I am sure they all see him as "one of them" abi? Anyway in the new geography Lagos, built by the rest of the country is now "the SW". I have always said . let us have true federalism, and see if Lagos won't collapse.
Politics / Re: Can Fashola Ever Be Next Nigeria President Under ACN by Johndoe100(m): 12:57pm On Sep 18, 2012
I am very happy that Fashola is showing his true colors at last. I hope he brings more hardship and pain to the fools that voted ACN. As for being president, that is another yoruba dream, in their usual mode of "we are the only smart people".

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Family / Re: Hav U Fallen In Luv With Ur Cousin by Johndoe100(m): 1:16am On Sep 18, 2012
They should rename this section "romance 2". The next thread will be " WHAT DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU KISS YOUR BF/GF?"
Politics / Re: Section Of Airforce-Flyover Bridge In Port-Harcourt Collapses by Johndoe100(m): 1:01am On Sep 18, 2012
Demdem:

u serious shocked let me just sit tight. wont be going anyhere again today.

Seriously how did they allow you into PH? My city is finished oh!!!They have started allowing wizards and vampires in? Please vacate as soon as possible, how many babies have you eaten so far?
Politics / Re: Petrol scarcity, How Much Did You Buy Petrol Today? by Johndoe100(m): 12:54am On Sep 18, 2012
FrontPageLawyer: I bought at Ikorodu N120/Litre. Is this a country?

Did anyone force you to buy? Was it not a thief of a petrol seller that sold it to you?
Politics / Re: Jonathan Releases 155-page Book On His Achievements by Johndoe100(m): 2:56am On Sep 17, 2012
@OP
Sadly, the truth is you are just an insignificant unknown who thinks that attacking GEJ will bring you notice. The truth, in a day or so both you and your thread will be back whee you both belong. Forgotten

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Politics / Re: How Did Ijaw Become The 4th Largest Ethnic Group by Johndoe100(m): 4:07pm On Sep 16, 2012
ACM10:

Ofcourse he is one of them. If he's not, then what is the rationale for the comment below?




How can an ibo man open his mouth to talk about crime? Please I am amazed that you people could find time to post here. You are either raping in your schools , kidnapping the rape victims after they leave school, shooting them in their offices and homes as you try and rob them or raping them AGAIN when they are grandmothers!!!!!!! I mean, no one is safe when their is an ibo guy around. Ask any Lagos landlord.

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Family / Re: Wife Of Late Levi Ajuonuma Refuses To Go For His Burial by Johndoe100(m): 6:29pm On Sep 15, 2012
Kobojunkie:

There is no fact in what you stated. The story does not tell you that she is aggrieved, neither is any release stating that of her. Please know the difference between what you think and what is fact.

I don't even know whether the man treated her badly or the such. That she has kids for the man DOES NOT THEN mean anywhere that she must attend his burial. She has a right to chose whether she will attend a burial or not.

Spoken like a true wacko. Here on earth in Nigeria such antics will come back to haunt her big time.

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Family / Re: Pregnancy Before Marriage by Johndoe100(m): 6:11pm On Sep 15, 2012
It is always better to wait till after the wedding to get pregnant, but sometimes in some situations you have to test the woman's "equipment" and make sure that it works.
Family / Re: I Will Never Beat My Wife by Johndoe100(m): 6:06pm On Sep 15, 2012
Why won't you beat a woman/girl or even your wife? Are you afraid? Or are you homosexual?
Family / Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by Johndoe100(m): 5:23pm On Sep 15, 2012
@OP
Like I said, move out for at least 6 to 8 months. Divorce would be best really. Make the blighter suffer for the insult to your dignity. Doesn't he know that your a fully liberated woman with self esteem? I hope you slapped him when he told you? If you have not please do so at once. Who do these men think they are? Bloody blighters think they can get away with anything.
Family / Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by Johndoe100(m): 5:18pm On Sep 15, 2012
Sisi_Kill: JD...I know there are some names that sends you into hysteric fits whenever you see them but you would be doing yourself a lot of good to at least try to comprehends what they are saying before showing yourself as the guy with many limitations that you are.

What part of my comment comes remotely close to Advice?

Dude, seriously ya need to relax yourself. . .those little voices in your head telling people are after you can be quelled with two itty bitty tiny pills ya know?

Just saying.

Hysteric fits? Just concern for one who I look at as a daughter. How is your mum? Been long we had a session. She still good at getting things done with men? She was very good at getting lots of things done with me. Anyway you must have misheard her, the voices were what she said she hears whenever I ram my cvck down her throat and her head bangs on the wall.......bang, bang. bang. bang. Kinda messes up your perceptions after a while. Anyway I think I will pay her a visit this weekend. Has she got a new set of false teeth yet? Nothing like a mouth with no teeth for some cool deep throat. Damn she is a trooper.....bang, bang, bang, bang. bang, bang, bang cool cool cool cool
Family / Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by Johndoe100(m): 4:38pm On Sep 15, 2012
maclatunji: Na wa O. You know what? Let us have a showdown so that this rubbish can stop. Virtually every thread in this section is turned into a slugfest between the perceived Cabal (Who are even beginning to believe in the ish) and their perceived opponents abi na enemies leaving hapless posters confused.

Can't we all just argue our points or present our opinions without reference to some group or the other. It really is becoming irritating.

As usual, you pander to your female fans. Can you show me where I mentioned anyone other than the OP in my posts on this thread?
Family / Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by Johndoe100(m): 4:35pm On Sep 15, 2012
Sisi_Kill: If a man confessing he cheated means he loves his wife.

What does it mean if he doesn't cheat at all?

Kobojunkie:

This is why I am against people keeping secrets in marriage. I don't know how to live in the same house and in the same bed with someone, and be denied direct access to information that could potentially help save the marriage.


@OP
You see, even the children are giving you advice. When they kissed their boyfriends under the steps and had a quicky in a friends pad, they had flashes of inspiration that they are giving to you. I swear, I don't believe that loony Kobojunkie has ever had sex, but guys de craze sha nothing wey they no go fvck.

But seriously can we have a poll? Guys, can you have kobo in your bed? Forget the novelty aspect, as a man, transgendered woman. Imagine it. Read her post then think about it. But I am stumped at kobo. Kobo living with a man? Kobo living with a man? Hahahahahahahahahahaha Goosebumps brrrr Oluwa oni je ka ba were suun.

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Family / Re: My Husband Has Been Cheating On Me by Johndoe100(m): 10:55am On Sep 15, 2012
TheMadame:

Sir,
can you imagine? They are trying to intimidate me because I am new to this forum,running to report to the moderators because I am new and don't know how to report to the moderators myself.
Why are they hating on me?
No woman born of a woman can insult my husband and go scot free. Do they thinkl husbands are easy to come by?
If they are divorcees who have no regards for their husbands,they should count me out.
I love and worship my husband!

Please disregard them, they think everyone is like them.
Family / Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by Johndoe100(m): 10:45am On Sep 15, 2012
I have nothing to do with the OP. just giving her the kind of advise any woman would give her.

debrief08:
Heheheheee, Just as I thought. Script coming up nicely abi? Lol
Family / Re: My Husband Has Been Cheating On Me by Johndoe100(m): 10:41am On Sep 15, 2012
TheMadame: @jennykadry,
So what is your freaking point?
Let me tell you my point-put your dog on leash.
She mentions my husband name again in a derogatory way in her cowardly posts and I will crush her low self esteemed behind.
A crayfish should never challenge a shark. If she has no regards for her husband, I have tons of regard for mine because he is my everything!

I really really like you. You and a few other women have made this board worth bothering with.
Family / Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by Johndoe100(m): 10:36am On Sep 15, 2012
Actually I have adifferent opinion. I think you should divorce your husband. What does he mean!!! The insult. He had the guts to have an affair then come and tell you? Does he think you are a woman who has no self esteem? As the real witches here like Jennykadry aka "iya aje" and "woe is me" debrief08 will tell you, no woman should stand for such nonsense.
Call your husband and make him understand that you are not such a doormat. Even if you don't divorce him at once , you must pack out for at least 6 to 8 months to teach the blighter a lesson. What nonsense, I am really upset at his behavior.

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Politics / Re: How Did Ijaw Become The 4th Largest Ethnic Group by Johndoe100(m): 12:37am On Sep 15, 2012
I find all this talking (well some of them can talk I think) with ibo people boring. I have =N=10 which of you ibo lot wants it? My feet need a good rub down - to my Ijaw brothers , just throw some money at them and give them orders. That's how to deal with ibo.
Politics / Re: Where Is Beaf? by Johndoe100(m): 3:09pm On Sep 14, 2012
Gbawe:

My brother, I am not really interested in ridiculing Beaf because he is a nobody and a cretin I dominated here to the extent he began following me around and ignoring his slavish supporters looking for leadership. Beaf's mourning b.i.t-ches should have left Gbawe out of their utterances ,ala let sleeping dogs lie, and kept their 'wake-keeping' to themselves.

They should now not complain for dragging me into this but we all know that is not possible because puzzies go looking for trouble only to begin writhing around and simpering when they get it.


Hahahahahaha. I really like you , you are an entertaining LovePeddler. After we and every mad man on the road has screwed you, your mouth is not tired from sucking cocks and sucking thiefnumbu's azzhole, that you can still talk? Anyway not to worry we are here and will make sure that you and the other dogs are kept in their place. By the way, remember the apology you owe us , I hope you are preparing.

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Family / Re: Thank You NL by Johndoe100(m): 3:02pm On Sep 14, 2012
Well all the fake threads are started by women/girls. If we are to be honest, most of us know who they are don't we?
Politics / Re: How Did Ijaw Become The 4th Largest Ethnic Group by Johndoe100(m): 2:45pm On Sep 14, 2012
Dede1:


Please shut up your putrid gap. Ijo are not fundamental ethnic group in Nigeria and do not have the social order to betray housefly

Hmmmmmm, from the garbage you posted I take it that you are an ibo person trying to speak. Please grunt and squeak to a more evolved member of your tribe to translate for us. Boy I never realized that the ibo have regressed this far. Sad.
Crime / Re: Teen Mother Caught On Camera Suffocating Her Baby by Johndoe100(m): 2:36pm On Sep 14, 2012
She reminds me of jennykadry for some reason. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Family / Re: Best punitive measure for a child by Johndoe100(m): 2:33pm On Sep 14, 2012
jaymyk:
I think i agree with u.
@poster. Just take tins calmly

@op
Listen to what his poster said.
Politics / Re: I Was Invited By The Democratic Party - Tinubu by Johndoe100(m): 2:29pm On Sep 14, 2012
Sure you were grin grin grin grin Just apologize and send Gbawe, Eko ole, and the other dogs to come online and twist history for you.

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Family / Re: Photo; Woman Delivers Horse In A Nigerian Church by Johndoe100(m): 2:25pm On Sep 14, 2012
She was suffering from low self esteem, if she had divorced the father of the horse it would have changed to a normal baby.
Family / Re: How She Changed A Cheating Husband by Johndoe100(m): 2:23pm On Sep 14, 2012
The number of hidden posts tells it's own story. The rest of the children and mad femi nazis will soon be here to lecture us on why the woman in the story is:
a. Mad
b. Suffering from low self esteem.
c. Under a spell cast by the man's mother
d. All the above

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Politics / Re: How Did Ijaw Become The 4th Largest Ethnic Group by Johndoe100(m): 3:45am On Sep 14, 2012
@onlytruth
Stabbing you in the back? By not allowing you to kill, rape and maim us? Anyway everybody knows you and your people for what you are.

Onlytruth:

I know that you in particular feed through the anus, I would still warn you to desist from your idiocy.
I only pit the sane Ijaw because goats like you are speaking for them and building bad blood with your IMMEDIATE neighbors.
If you don't know what to say, you should shut up.

Please spare me your semi-literate bable. Tell your people to stop the nonsense they are doing. We (my people and I) have enough to contend with, without having to spend valuable time fending off slobbering ibo people who are trying to once again take us over.
Politics / Re: How Did Ijaw Become The 4th Largest Ethnic Group by Johndoe100(m): 3:14am On Sep 14, 2012
Negro_Ntns:

Why are ibos having heart attack?

This is the central question. For quite a while now the ibo people have used every opportunity to harass the Ijaw, misinform members as to things pertaining to Ijaw, who are the people of Rivers state etc. I had thought it was just them being their normal lousy selves, but it turns out that they seem to have an agenda. As with all such ibo agendas it will fail. Look at the nonsense they have been posting here. Ibo's always fail. We, the Ijaws and the people of Rivers state have thrown you barbarians out and there is no coming back.
Family / Re: Thank You NL by Johndoe100(m): 2:43am On Sep 14, 2012
Where is the thread? Only a mod or higher can get rid of a thread. If they deleted the thread, why leave the culprit unbanned? Something ain't right with this picture.
Politics / Re: How Did Ijaw Become The 4th Largest Ethnic Group by Johndoe100(m): 2:25am On Sep 13, 2012
NRI PRIEST: Ijaws are not more than 3.5m with all the languages classified under her that isn't intelligible to one another. These ppl think they have arrived! We Igbo played an integral role in making one of you an interim president and Jonathan got 98% vote from Anambra,second largest after Bayelsa. You ppl stabbed us in the back at our most vulnerable and weakest time(abandoned properties) but we looked past that and threw our weight behind you when you needed our support. Today,some of you are running around insulting the Igbo! Ingrates! Every tribe whom her ppl has despised the Igbo will get their package in due time! What goes around comes around! There is time to weep and time to rejoice! The future is bright for the Igbo! Joy comes in the morning! Deme nu UMu-Igbo.


Family / Re: Help Me Please by Johndoe100(m): 2:07am On Sep 13, 2012
jennykadry: Isn't this op johndoe


Kobojunkie: ^^ I would not put it past that billy goat. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


I love it when I inhabit the dreams of women. It is just my luck that it had to be the dreams of 2 insane t0t0s. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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