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Business / Re: Is TIN Included In Your Package When You Incorprate by Johndoe100(m): 12:27am On Nov 27, 2012
What you need is the EIN the employers tax identification number. You simply apply for it after you have incorporated you company. Just google it and you will find scores of people willing to help you get it for a fee of course.Without it you cannot open a bank account and a whole load of other stuff.
Family / Re: Questions For Married Men by Johndoe100(m): 12:12am On Nov 27, 2012
Once more this opinionated he-goat cannot help but try ad force his views on others. What is it to you if she wants to be a housewife? Why are you so irked? Could it be because you can't afford to keep a woman as a house wife? Hell you can't even afford to get married yet can you?
Look son go back to flipping burgers or what ever it is that you do and leave others to live their lives the way they want. If you can't afford a stay at home wife, why try and harass others that can? It's not their fault that you are your broke azz self is it?

dayokanu:

Did you go to school? If you went to school, what was the purpose of you wasting money on an education when you dont intend to use it?

2. When your children are of school age and they are away from 7am to 4pm what would you be doing in those 9hours at home?

I can sense that this is inherent laziness thats showing up in you, Why would you want another human being who got the same education as you and has the same number of head as you feed you while you queue up every morning for handouts

Are you an "ALABODO"?

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Family / Re: Questions For Married Men by Johndoe100(m): 6:24pm On Nov 26, 2012
@paranoia_pill

Please pay no attention to these fools, they are lost and can't understand why anyone would not want to be lost with them. Keep the faith.

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Family / Re: Questions For Married Men by Johndoe100(m): 4:25pm On Nov 26, 2012
By any measure that a man is judged here in Nigeria, I am more of a man than your father will ever be. I mean this, socially, financially, achievement wise, you name it. I will not compare you to myself as that would be unfair. My son who is still in school is himself more of a man than you. The idea that you are giving me advice on marriage made me laugh so hard I spilt the drink I was holding. What a clown you are. What do you know about women? Foolish small boy. Learn from your elders and betters and you may just survive long enough to be as old as we are.

RudySmith:

U r again using ur conceited way of thinking 2 believe that what u *or any other foolish man like u* wrote is a factor in making this a good thread. The day u open ur tiny mind and realize that marriage is about 2 individuals, is the day u will have a chance of being a MAN, until then keep on being the dirty animal that u obviously r.
Family / Re: Questions For Married Men by Johndoe100(m): 3:43pm On Nov 26, 2012
When you grow and stop fantasizing about women (by the way none of the women here will let you sniff their underwear no matter how much you neuter yourself)you may be lucky enough to understand what I am saying. For now it is obvious that you and the other unmarried boys and girls just had to come and spoil what was to be a good thread.


RudySmith:

Coming from someone who wrote that he is never wrong, and even when he is, he is still right, I have 2 ask who is the adolescent here, LWKMD.
Let me guess, u r.ape ur wife whenever she denies u of sex? Oh no, even better, U beat the crap out of her if she disagree with ur conceited self?
We all know ur type, u smell foul from a mile down the road with ur stu.pid way of thinking.
Family / Re: Questions For Married Men by Johndoe100(m): 2:49pm On Nov 26, 2012
uplawal: Maclatunji,these people cannot accept things the way Allah wants it,they like to share bills wiv their wives,and all other evils follows after e.g perpetual nappy changing,sweeping etc,no wonder their hormone changes and they turn gay.

Thank you young lady, at least you have your priorities straight.

RudySmith: ^^^ What has allah got 2 do with anything here? pls do point out 2 us all where u read in ur Qur'an that men *only* should pay bill and that they shouldn't change nappies or sweep floors.

U certainly talk like the thousands of women who have nothing 2 offer in marriage, but 2 holes 2 f.uck and feed, no wonder.

Where do all this pimple faced adolescents come from? You sound like those semi homosexual pansies, hell, what am I saying you probably are one. Go back to school and study. When you grow up come back.
Family / Re: Questions For The Ladies by Johndoe100(m): 11:59am On Nov 26, 2012
jidegirl12:

Kinda like the boss undecided

Smart girl.
Family / Re: Questions For Married Men by Johndoe100(m): 11:19am On Nov 26, 2012
1. Yes, who else would have been?

2. Yes

3. Yes

4. My wife is up to the task of taking over the bills.

5. I am never wrong and even if I am, I am still right . Why would I apologize?
Family / Re: My Ex Wants Me Back ! by Johndoe100(m): 10:59am On Nov 25, 2012
There are too many assumptions in your post. The man may be genuine. The lady can still hang with him and put him to the test. How do you get the fantasies bit? He needs his baby momma to get this? He can easily get that 10 times over outside that set up. What about his son? You think he this is aspect is not on his mind?

ifyalways: His marriage is just 1 year old, your son is 3 years old.
He dated you for how long()but yet didn't see you good enough as a wife material. He only had 2 years or less to marry his wife.you admitted that his marriage came as a shock to you, meaning, you assumed it was gonna be you.

First years of marriage are always tacky for couples.he's only using you to cool off the marriage stress. At the end of the day, he's going back home to his wife. You weren't good enough for him as a wife then, even after giving him a baby, you can't be now either.

SMH @ folks propagating the idea that the man is not happy in/with his marriage/wife?! Wtf! A man looking for cheap, crazy seex away from home now equates to him not being happy in his marriage?
@OP, wait till he bangs you roundly twice or thrice. As in, fulfil all those fantasies in his head, he won't think twice before relocating with his family to a new city.
If you were half as smart as you portray here,dude would be on cast iron lips POP now for attempting to kiss you. That's an insult, IMO but then, he knew you are a willing play thing.

Don't let this guy waste your life. You should be having fun with some single guy out there not listening to a married ex's fairytale stories, getting kissed and all what not.
Family / Re: Abortion: Getting Rid Of An Un-prepared Pregnancy by Johndoe100(m): 10:45am On Nov 25, 2012
They seem to have left it rather late for an abortion. Do people adopt kids nowadays? Maybe this is something they should look into.
Family / Re: Questions For The Ladies by Johndoe100(m): 10:42am On Nov 25, 2012
More like 18 years old.

noble_gas1:

Are you married or single?
Family / Re: Family Section Reality Show - Keeping Up With Nairalanders by Johndoe100(m): 7:48am On Nov 23, 2012
bjcole: I m not against ur idea o, it is until when we see it, that i really can comment. I dnt knw d criteria u used in arriving @ those names, as a moderator, i dont think it is fair 4 u nominate people & some of d names u mentioned have postedsome comments that are unbecoming of a married person. This is a family section 4 God sake, D yrs of experience shd be d 1st criteria & anybody wit less than 15-20 yrs married life is not qualified. That is my thought

Thank you for this observation. It seems this whole exercise is just to further the view point of the cabal. What is worse is the open identification of the moderator with a particular view point. Is there anyone on that list who is not a member of the cabal? Anyway the part that I loved the most is this statement -
"I would like to nominate the following people that I think have a stable marriage" those of us not on the list do not have stable marriages? This truly amazing from a moderator, because we ALL interact here don't we?

@Tgirl4real
If you will take a suggestion, will it not be better to have the family living in Nigeria? I mean no disrespect but of what relevance and resonance is the day to day life of someone who lives in Timbuktu? Do most of the silent readers sitting in their offices hiding and reading this relate with the average day to day life of the internet Nigerian? I would love a peek into the life of a stable family in Nigeria, but could care less about someone in Australia (for that I have DSTV) Please take this as a suggestion from we Nigerians here in Nigeria.

Oh, yes, before I forget - Nigerians who don't want to divorce every other year.
Family / Re: Ways To Make Ur Husband Happy & Think Of You Always by Johndoe100(m): 11:49pm On Nov 22, 2012
1920MaMa: nah wa o! all this one so that my husband go always think of me?
Sorry, but without true love from the man, the wife is just wasting her time. all you've mentioned comes naturally wen the husband truly loves his wife.

HUSBANDS, IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY, LOVE YOUR WIFE. IT'S THAT SIMPLE!
is only a witch that will not submit to a loving and caring husband!

Look at the part in bold. Most of the hags on this forum are indeed witches. This is what we have been trying to let the young ones know.
Politics / Re: FEC Approves N13.9billion Contract For Bayelsa Airport! by Johndoe100(m): 5:00am On Nov 22, 2012
dayokanu: Retardeen at it again, He already promised airport in each state

Then why are you Neanderthals complaining when he does what he promises.

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Family / Re: The Women Who Think They're Too Clever To Have Babies by Johndoe100(m): 4:53am On Nov 22, 2012
‘You can be too intelligent to have children,’ she says. ‘To reach your full intellectual potential you need to be childless. If you are a thinking woman it’s more sensible not to become a parent.

Very sensible statement, I hope more and more Nigerian women take up this attitude. Why? Well you see for us older men, we don't have sex with girls in their 20's really. the over 35's are our playground. The more women that don't have kids to get in the way, the better. No distraction from us and the sex. These older girls still get small fire for their yansh. Ask chaircover if na lie.
Family / Re: Before You Say "I Do", My 2 Kobo by Johndoe100(m): 4:36am On Nov 22, 2012
I see the witches, biatchs and hoes are all a tither. How nice. Confronted by intelligent and rational thought they are all a quiver!!!!

@ debrief08
Are there members that don't matter? I see, I thought all members of the forum were important. So sad.

@Efemena_xy
Are you so low on the pecking order of the cabal that debrief now gives you orders? I weep for you. So sad!!!

@Guitarlife & Richy

Please my brethren, do not let these deluded girls (they are not fit to be called women) confuse or divert us. We have a duty to assist the younger generation, point them in a SANE AND RATIONAL direction. We will always point out the NONSENSE that they throw into the public domain.

I have NOTHING AT ALL against debrief and neither should you, but she CANNOT be giving advice on marriage to INNOCENT AND VULNERABLE youth. Misery loves company but she has enough with all the witches and biatchs in the cabal.

Marriage is a sacred covenant and not to be trifled with like the morally loose women here do.

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Family / Re: I'm Cheating On My Husband And I Feel No Guilt by Johndoe100(m): 9:30am On Nov 21, 2012
This guy is what? A prophet witch? That's a new one. Anyway you need to contact jennykadry, it is the resident witch on this board, you may get some tips


magdalenalisa:
This is my testimonial, prophetharry@ymail.com is the gratest spell caster on the internet, i stumbled on his email address few days ago, so i emailed him about my condition and how my lover left me. He told me it would take 3days to get my ex back to me, my ex was with another girl, so after prophetharry did a reunion love spell. my ex called me 3 days after the work. He spoke to me nicely, asking me if we could try things out again. He broke up with the other girl and came back to me
Magdalena
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Politics / Re: BPP Certifies Manitoba Contract by Johndoe100(m): 9:19am On Nov 21, 2012
@Gbawe

Really I was just reading this thread and noticing how you were being spanked for being a cretinous pr guy fr the opposition as usual. I really felt sorry for you so I decided to help you out. Now as I see it this is the position. The GEJ government is doing good but your thieving paymasters need you to point out the opposite. You usually rely on Sahara misreporters for the source of your lies, but they are quiet now, so what to do? Why not go kiss thiefnumbu's azz? While stuck to his azz you can't be expected to be on nairaland. In a little while the sahara guys will be released from jail and they can start with thier falsehoods again. Then all you have to do is parrot them like you normally do.

You see I am on your side really. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Man ordered to Pay Ex-wife £15,000 For Claiming She Wasn't A Virgin by Johndoe100(m): 8:44am On Nov 21, 2012
£15,000? The judge has been bribed. They should probe him. Maybe he was one of the people the slut of a wife had sex with.
Family / Re: A Mother's Dilemma In An Rccg Creche by Johndoe100(m): 8:39am On Nov 21, 2012
===singing====

"If the cap fits.....let them weeeaarrr iittttt"

slimyem: You never dissapoint with your satirical posts..
So all the peeps that have given her advice here are unbelievers and the posters in the religious section are believers?
...and none of the advice on this thread are enlightened enough and has addressed the issue and proferred useful solutions/steps the op should take?
Hmmn...
So much wisdom in your posts to marvel at.
Family / Re: Couple Celebrates 80th Wedding Anniversary, Shares Secrets To Lasting Marriage by Johndoe100(m): 8:36am On Nov 21, 2012
These are the kind of people who should be role models and who should give marital advice. Not people who have been divorced numerous times and have to think a bit when you ask them who is the father of their children.

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Family / Re: Does Anyone Have An Answer To This? by Johndoe100(m): 8:31am On Nov 21, 2012
Should the question not be "what is the only useful part of a woman"?

OYINBOGOJU: Ok lets go on a brain test.........enjoy the ride.

Where is the most attractive part of a woman?


I have my answer and is probably the right answer.


Anyway feel free to name yours.

Crime / Re: Lagos: Woman Drags Hubby To Court For Inserting Pepper Into Her Private Part by Johndoe100(m): 8:28am On Nov 21, 2012
To most of the women everything is true, no need to hear from the man. She may be a well known lunatic.

mymadam: There're 2 sides to a story. This unbelievable one is just 1. Let's hear the other side & then take a stand. .
Family / Re: My Dad!! by Johndoe100(m): 8:23am On Nov 21, 2012
@OP
This board is a good place to come and tell a sob story that will eventually be viewed through the prism of the norms of foreign countries. For those of us who live in Nigeria and are Nigerian, there are a number of problems with your story.

First why can't your father have more than one wife? Yes, you make it sound like he can't, what is to stop him? If he wants to have affairs it can not be your business, giving birth to you did not strip him of his right to arrange his life as he deems fit.

Secondly, why will your dad "love" you or show you love when it is so obvious even in your writing that you dislike him, I can imagine the vibes he gets from you and your sisters at home. He is a person, it is hard to show love to people that obviously don't like you.

Coming to you, you sound like a baby. Your dad does not love you, tough. Some men are like that, at least you have your mother to love you. There are people who have neither. Get yourself together, show your dad love. If you feel that you can not, then keep quiet and leave the man's house and start your own life.

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Family / Re: Before You Say "I Do", My 2 Kobo by Johndoe100(m): 8:12am On Nov 21, 2012
@Guitarlife

They don't get it probably because they don't want to . At some level they understand.

We will always fight the good fight.

I see that our resident witch (iya aje) has become a self appointed moderator giving orders left and right, so sad.
Family / Re: Before You Say "I Do", My 2 Kobo by Johndoe100(m): 8:05am On Nov 21, 2012
What else do you expect from a muzzy? Need I say more?

maclatunji:

I know you don't really believe the ish you just typed there. Debrief you are on point.
Family / Re: A Mother's Dilemma In An Rccg Creche by Johndoe100(m): 8:01am On Nov 21, 2012
@OP
Please, Please make sure that you speak to the pastors wife before you move your child. Taking advise from unbelievers is the worst thing you can do. This thread really should have been in the religion section where you would have received enlightened advise from believers. You are right to be worried, but the solution is knowledge, this you can only get by asking questions from the young girl and your pastors wife directly.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest DSTV FRAUDSTARS by Johndoe100(m): 5:29am On Nov 19, 2012
This is sad. These guys were performing a social service. Maybe I will bail them.
Crime / Re: Pics - 400 Level Medical Female Student Raped And Shot Dead by Johndoe100(m): 5:25am On Nov 19, 2012
She chose her puzzy over her life. Was that wise?

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Politics / Re: 100,000 Signatures Against Homosexual Law In 9ja! 2be Or Not 2be? by Johndoe100(m): 5:22am On Nov 19, 2012
Having any such law on the statute books will affect Nigeria in so many ways. GEJ is aware of this. The law will be in breech of so many treaty obligations and so on. Do you people know that every year the AG goes to the UN to brief them on how the country is integrating gays and lesbians into mainstream society?

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