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Romance / Re: Another Reason Not To Be A Simp;simping Doesn't Pay by johnkey: 11:53am On Feb 14, 2021 |
someone put a bullet in that nigga's skull |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 11:51am On Feb 14, 2021 |
zubimete:i'm in my house eating chicken. you are the regular psychiatric hospital visitor, i'm sure your dad or your brothers are patients there now that's why you are quick to mention it. omo werey. mad man's daughter. |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 11:39am On Feb 14, 2021 |
zubimete:oh so insult fit pain you and you dey quick to throw insult. oloshi drug addict. na your brainless mama i blame, she for don abort you comot now you're creating a nuisance everywhere. go and collect the diick you know how to collect it's almost noon, your customers are waiting. ewu |
Romance / Re: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by johnkey: 10:56am On Feb 14, 2021 |
decatalyst:you are dumb and very slow. abeg park go one side. |
Celebrities / Re: Remember Diana Eneje From Rema's Music Video ‘dumebi'? See How Far She Has Come by johnkey: 9:40am On Feb 14, 2021 |
dem go don chop this one tire..i can imagine how many diicks those succulent lips have sucked 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: So This Thing Ain't Only In Nigeria? by johnkey: 9:38am On Feb 14, 2021 |
the virus is spreading 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Jasmine Chidimma, Benjamin Uwajumogu's Daughter Is Dead by johnkey: 9:36am On Feb 14, 2021 |
i gat no pity for any politicians and their families, this country is where it is simply because of politicians. 60 Likes 6 Shares |
Romance / Re: Please Save The Date by johnkey: 9:31am On Feb 14, 2021 |
overdrive:nairalanders make i tell am? |
Romance / Re: Please Save The Date by johnkey: 7:53am On Feb 14, 2021 |
food don done for your male neighbors |
Celebrities / Re: You’re Very Stupid – Lady Walks Out On A Man Who Proposed To Her At A Mall (vide by johnkey: 7:44am On Feb 14, 2021 |
if i dey that mall i go arrange with boys we go beat that mumu idiot like goat break that leg wey he dey use kneel, he must get sense by force. make person pour water for in body abeg. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Looting, Deaths As Lagos’ Notorious Gangs Clash Over Assault On Kingpin’s Lover by johnkey: 7:40am On Feb 14, 2021 |
idiots and nuisances 29 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 11:58pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
zubimete:your father is a goat and your mother is brainless. dumb hoe answer the simple question you are insulting your father. oloshi |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:46pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Edobabe20:no i only need money and more money, you see when i'm old i'm gonna be chopping young girls. the same way hot girls like toke makinwa and other olosho actresses are chopping rich old men diccks now, then we will be the ones chopping the olosho actresses of that time. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:38pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Jeon:I can bet my two balls that nobody in this present world is going to heaven. heaven stopped receiving visitors since the days of Jesus christ. infact Jesus is the last person to enter heaven. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:35pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Jeon:hahaha your future wife is currently shaving as i'm typing this getting ready for the big gbola tommorow. |
Romance / Re: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by johnkey: 10:33pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
decatalyst:fool come and send me to mars na. bloody simp. what's perverted about banging a girl that wants to be banged? 45 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:31pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Edobabe20:i'm always happy and have no bad blood against any girl but in this country presently there are no loyal girls so i keep on chopping and running until baba calls me. life goes on. |
Romance / Re: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by johnkey: 10:27pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
what else? fucck her, make her your sex slave. 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:25pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Jeon:good for you. but sorry to disappoint you the only women that can give you those other stuffs are either old (our mothers) or dead. |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:23pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Edobabe20:it's not about being a good husband, it's about meeting a good girl. unfortunately you can't meet any good girl in this present generation. why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:19pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Jeon:i don't need anything else because i can get everything else myself, asides sex and making babies. so at the end of the day all they can offer is sex, irrespective of who i meet. why are you so slow dude? 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Loses Stepmother by johnkey: 10:15pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
her husband is next. make she save some tears. |
Romance / Re: She Said We Should Get To Know Each Other Very Well Before We Date by johnkey: 10:13pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Jeon:SEX AND MAKING BABIES |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:11pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Jeon:when i talk to a girl i only do that because of sex. the only thing i enjoy from my girlfriends is sex and when the time comes i will get a baby mama. i'm not obliged to offer anything to any girl asides sex. if she wants more than sex i give her the red card straight. if any girl wants flower let her go and plant one. simple. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: She Said We Should Get To Know Each Other Very Well Before We Date by johnkey: 10:08pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Damakboy:invite her over, make her comfortable. initiate sex. if she agrees bang her to stupor that she will keep coming back for more, if she disagrees send her out and call olosho. simple. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: She Said We Should Get To Know Each Other Very Well Before We Date by johnkey: 10:04pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
the commenter before me has nothing meaningful to say. he is too slow to understand simple stuffs. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:02pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Jeon:let me throw the question at you then since you want to fight for them Mr Slowpoke, what else can they offer asides sex? 19 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 9:58pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Jeon:you are one of the backward citizens as well. OP asked why always about sex? i replied what else can you offer asides sex. you must be very slow not to get that. 34 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Us*less by johnkey: 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
they are useful for sex and making babies. |
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Us*less by johnkey: 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
3LACK:he might. but i dare not. |
Romance / Re: Advice On What To Do With This Money by johnkey: 9:50pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Godhelpme443:you can invest in the music industry and make x10 of what you have now, you will also have fame. DM if you wish to learn more. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
what else can you offer asides sex and making babies? 13 Likes 1 Share |
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