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Romance / Re: Another Reason Not To Be A Simp;simping Doesn't Pay by johnkey: 11:53am On Feb 14, 2021
someone put a bullet in that nigga's skull
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 11:51am On Feb 14, 2021
zubimete:
YOU ARE A PSYCHIATRIC PATIENT.
i'm in my house eating chicken. you are the regular psychiatric hospital visitor, i'm sure your dad or your brothers are patients there now that's why you are quick to mention it. omo werey. mad man's daughter.
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 11:39am On Feb 14, 2021
zubimete:
ur ancestors nd ur unborn generations fits this rubbish u just typed. By their fruits we shall knw them, argue wit ur borrowed mb. Stop taking illicit drugs mumu boy.
oh so insult fit pain you and you dey quick to throw insult. oloshi drug addict. na your brainless mama i blame, she for don abort you comot now you're creating a nuisance everywhere. go and collect the diick you know how to collect it's almost noon, your customers are waiting. ewu
Romance / Re: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by johnkey: 10:56am On Feb 14, 2021
decatalyst:


You need help, sadly, you don't know you need one.
you are dumb and very slow. abeg park go one side.
Celebrities / Re: Remember Diana Eneje From Rema's Music Video ‘dumebi'? See How Far She Has Come by johnkey: 9:40am On Feb 14, 2021
dem go don chop this one tire..i can imagine how many diicks those succulent lips have sucked

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Romance / Re: So This Thing Ain't Only In Nigeria? by johnkey: 9:38am On Feb 14, 2021
the virus is spreading

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Politics / Re: Jasmine Chidimma, Benjamin Uwajumogu's Daughter Is Dead by johnkey: 9:36am On Feb 14, 2021
i gat no pity for any politicians and their families, this country is where it is simply because of politicians.

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Romance / Re: Please Save The Date by johnkey: 9:31am On Feb 14, 2021
overdrive:

As how
nairalanders make i tell am?
Romance / Re: Please Save The Date by johnkey: 7:53am On Feb 14, 2021
food don done for your male neighbors
Celebrities / Re: You’re Very Stupid – Lady Walks Out On A Man Who Proposed To Her At A Mall (vide by johnkey: 7:44am On Feb 14, 2021
if i dey that mall i go arrange with boys we go beat that mumu idiot like goat break that leg wey he dey use kneel, he must get sense by force. make person pour water for in body abeg.

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Crime / Re: Looting, Deaths As Lagos’ Notorious Gangs Clash Over Assault On Kingpin’s Lover by johnkey: 7:40am On Feb 14, 2021
idiots and nuisances

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 11:58pm On Feb 13, 2021
zubimete:
GOAT BRAIN.
your father is a goat and your mother is brainless. dumb hoe answer the simple question you are insulting your father. oloshi
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:46pm On Feb 13, 2021
Edobabe20:

Chaii but you can still get a loyal girl outside the country naw, you really need a woman in your life you will understand this when you get old, don't give up yet
no i only need money and more money, you see when i'm old i'm gonna be chopping young girls. the same way hot girls like toke makinwa and other olosho actresses are chopping rich old men diccks now, then we will be the ones chopping the olosho actresses of that time.

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:38pm On Feb 13, 2021
Jeon:


then you will give him the account of how you live the life he gave you...

Lolzzz
I can bet my two balls that nobody in this present world is going to heaven. heaven stopped receiving visitors since the days of Jesus christ. infact Jesus is the last person to enter heaven.

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:35pm On Feb 13, 2021
Jeon:



SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU TOO

we still have em young and everywhere..

your eyes are too blind to see

bye bye
hahaha your future wife is currently shaving as i'm typing this getting ready for the big gbola tommorow.
Romance / Re: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by johnkey: 10:33pm On Feb 13, 2021
decatalyst:


See the thing allowed to stay among human being.

Pervert you are!
fool come and send me to mars na. bloody simp. what's perverted about banging a girl that wants to be banged?

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:31pm On Feb 13, 2021
Edobabe20:

Bro cool down and get rid of that negative thoughts you have toward ladies ,there are still good girls out there you know? Just pray and ask God to guide you,trust me you won't be disappointed. For the mean time just be happy with yourself first
i'm always happy and have no bad blood against any girl but in this country presently there are no loyal girls so i keep on chopping and running until baba calls me. life goes on.
Romance / Re: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by johnkey: 10:27pm On Feb 13, 2021
what else? fucck her, make her your sex slave.

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:25pm On Feb 13, 2021
Jeon:


you are the one that's slow..


I want something more than sex and making babies..

read my signature
good for you. but sorry to disappoint you the only women that can give you those other stuffs are either old (our mothers) or dead.
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:23pm On Feb 13, 2021
Edobabe20:

Don't be like this grin you can still make a good husband you know? don't give on yourself
it's not about being a good husband, it's about meeting a good girl. unfortunately you can't meet any good girl in this present generation. why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:19pm On Feb 13, 2021
Jeon:



FULL STOP

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO COLLECT IN RELATIONSHIP APART FROM SEX...
THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP MEETING WITH THE GIRLS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER APART FROM SEX...
i don't need anything else because i can get everything else myself, asides sex and making babies. so at the end of the day all they can offer is sex, irrespective of who i meet. why are you so slow dude?

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Loses Stepmother by johnkey: 10:15pm On Feb 13, 2021
her husband is next. make she save some tears.
Romance / Re: She Said We Should Get To Know Each Other Very Well Before We Date by johnkey: 10:13pm On Feb 13, 2021
Jeon:
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keep disgracing yourself...

NIGERIANS ARE USELESS.. NOTHING APART FROM SEX
SEX AND MAKING BABIES
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:11pm On Feb 13, 2021
Jeon:


Ask your girlfriend that.. because female(humans) are different from one another.. .. they can't offer the same thing.


AND WHAT DO NIGERIAN MEN HAVE TO OFFER APART FROM MONEY AND SEX?..

when i talk to a girl i only do that because of sex. the only thing i enjoy from my girlfriends is sex and when the time comes i will get a baby mama. i'm not obliged to offer anything to any girl asides sex. if she wants more than sex i give her the red card straight. if any girl wants flower let her go and plant one. simple.

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Romance / Re: She Said We Should Get To Know Each Other Very Well Before We Date by johnkey: 10:08pm On Feb 13, 2021
Damakboy:
I recently asked one babe out after our first date together now she said we need to know each very well before anything



Me I don’t understand again oo

How do I go from here my people

invite her over, make her comfortable. initiate sex. if she agrees bang her to stupor that she will keep coming back for more, if she disagrees send her out and call olosho. simple.

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Romance / Re: She Said We Should Get To Know Each Other Very Well Before We Date by johnkey: 10:04pm On Feb 13, 2021
the commenter before me has nothing meaningful to say. he is too slow to understand simple stuffs.

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 10:02pm On Feb 13, 2021
Jeon:



you are the slow puke and need to be flush down the sewage before time runout..



so it's only sex you can offer and receive on this day {14 Feb }
let me throw the question at you then since you want to fight for them Mr Slowpoke, what else can they offer asides sex?

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 9:58pm On Feb 13, 2021
Jeon:


no wonder Nigeria is still backward when others are ahead because of the type of humans she got as a citizen..



now wetin bring offering sex and making of babies for this matter?.
you are one of the backward citizens as well. OP asked why always about sex? i replied what else can you offer asides sex. you must be very slow not to get that.

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Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Us*less by johnkey: 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2021
they are useful for sex and making babies.
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Us*less by johnkey: 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2021
3LACK:
I hope you won't marry any of them. mumu.
he might. but i dare not.
Romance / Re: Advice On What To Do With This Money by johnkey: 9:50pm On Feb 13, 2021
Godhelpme443:
Right now I'm taking squadron and smoking Arizona because i can't sleep. I can't even think straight.
Just sent my parents and siblings some money for valentine but i still feel useless and evil.
My soul is hunting me.
you can invest in the music industry and make x10 of what you have now, you will also have fame. DM if you wish to learn more.

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2021
what else can you offer asides sex and making babies?

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