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Politics / Re: Tension In Benue Community As 10 Missing Soldiers Are Found Dead No Fewer Than 1 by johnkey: 10:43am On Apr 09, 2021
I hate Nigeria army with passion, any of my family wey join I disfamily you immediately
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Of King Aaron Miller Release Kidnap Video by johnkey: 10:42am On Apr 09, 2021
Seriously these UGM should start killing politicians alongside police and soldiers, that way I can be fully happy with them.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Military Raze Down Ishange Tyev Villages (pictures). by johnkey: 5:05am On Apr 09, 2021
death to nigeria army.

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Romance / Re: Which one of these ladies would you consider for marriage? by johnkey: 4:59am On Apr 09, 2021
none... I'll get a baby mama.

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Politics / Re: Donations At Aisha Buhari’s Book Launch: N30m From Dangote, N20m From Tinubu by johnkey: 2:54am On Apr 09, 2021
chaii we too mumu for this country. I must japa anyhow anyway
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 6 For Sale by johnkey: 10:32pm On Feb 16, 2021
Mayorboy37:
infinix hot 6 for sale 2 month old used very clean and fresh 2gb ram 4000 100% lasting battery 26k
Lagos only please
pix oga
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Taraba Businessman (Photo) by johnkey: 6:01pm On Feb 14, 2021
who else noticed no covid death again?

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Romance / Re: V Day by johnkey: 5:47pm On Feb 14, 2021
another one escaped, someone call 911
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Asks Buhari: Are You Leading Nigerians Or Catching Cruise? by johnkey: 5:28pm On Feb 14, 2021
who else noticed no more covid death in the news of recent?

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Where Do You Belong? by johnkey: 5:24pm On Feb 14, 2021
yimnansunny:
none of the above
not possible you must fall into at least one
Romance / Re: What Women Want. (www) by johnkey: 5:19pm On Feb 14, 2021
what good women deserve. sadly there are no good women anymore, they are dead or old.

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 5:03pm On Feb 14, 2021
Yusufisraelj:


With pleasure, I guess you don't have a girl for that since all you do is Bleep and leave them.

If I'm slow you crawl big time. grin grin grin grin again I pass. Werei day disguise.
ok Mr Simp you have been noticed, now fucck off.
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Three Farmers In Ondo by johnkey: 5:01pm On Feb 14, 2021
etrouble:
Nonsense without ingredients.

The farmers should stand up, pick arms and ammunition and confront the desert warriors instead of just wailing.

Everything is fair in war. The blood sucking vampires from the Sahara desert have launched different attacks at different times, Agbekoya, Afenifere, OPC, NUTRW should confront and wipe out the desert warriors instead of just complaining all over the internet.

This isn’t the first time tribes and races fight. There are still fightings and destruction in Yemen, Iraq, Lebanon, Palestine, Israel, Kuwait, Northen Russia, China, Congo, Zaire, CAR, Sudan, Mali, Libya, e.t.c.

Confront the Fulanis or shut the fucck up and wait in your house to be slaughtered like goats by the Fulanis
you took the words right out of my mouth
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 4:56pm On Feb 14, 2021
Yusufisraelj:


Oh I can see the hurt now clearly grin grin grin
ode abeg fucck off my mentions you are slow ..you can wash your girl's pants for all i care.
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 4:50pm On Feb 14, 2021
Yusufisraelj:



Your thinking stinks a bunch. Where did you get this much hurt?
keep asking stupid question. can't remember telling you i'm hurt. your brain stinks too. mtchew they will never mind their business. live your life make i live mine.
Politics / Re: Jasmine Chidimma, Benjamin Uwajumogu's Daughter Is Dead by johnkey: 3:57pm On Feb 14, 2021
overseasnbeyond:
Still have respect for the dead!
respect is earned not deserved. dead or alive.

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Romance / Re: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by johnkey: 1:42pm On Feb 14, 2021
[quote author=Chii59 post=99056827][/quote]how many customers you don get today like this? abi na for night you wan run am?
Politics / Re: The Reality Of A Nigerian Soldier In The Corridor Of Terrorism (PHOTOS) by johnkey: 1:25pm On Feb 14, 2021
Pierocash:
shut up! What do you expect an average soldier to do when posted to the battle ground, run? Or refuse to fight in the midst of raging gun fire?
SHUT DOWN! why must he join the worthless corrupt political nigeria army? nigerian army na something to pray for? if na US army now i for understand.
Romance / Re: Suggest some good comedy movies by johnkey: 1:13pm On Feb 14, 2021
'stock, lock and two smoking gun barells'. british comedy.
Politics / Re: The Reality Of A Nigerian Soldier In The Corridor Of Terrorism (PHOTOS) by johnkey: 1:09pm On Feb 14, 2021
for this country na soldiers mumu pass. forget all those strong khaki, kobo sense no dey their head. who fights for a country like nigeria?

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Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 1:03pm On Feb 14, 2021
zubimete:
Jobless hegoat, quit inhailing nd smooking of drugs i guess u need rehabilitation. Smiles
olosho is your job na, how many customers you don get today like this? you go don make like 4k now. give that advice to the goats in your family(your dad and brothers) that are in psychatric hospital. they need it more.
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 12:42pm On Feb 14, 2021
zubimete:
Yahoo boy, funny enough you dnt knw my personality. I dnt boast all i see is a mannerless hegoat.
your father is a goat i understand.
Romance / Re: Having Sex With A Lady On Her Period; What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen? by johnkey: 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2021
cfree14:

wait, u mean say bad thing or bad luck no go follow me?
it has nothing to do with each other. na just myth.

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Agriculture / Re: Herdsmen Burnt Down My Plantain Farm by johnkey: 12:38pm On Feb 14, 2021
if only our corrupt leaders care. get some very dangerous weapons, lots of petrol and lighter, strong aboki rope, pay some thugs, trace those fulani to where they sleep at night, attack them without notice, kill the men first, then tie all the captured women and kids and cows, burn them with the building to ashes, go home and sleep well.

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Romance / Re: Having Sex With A Lady On Her Period; What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen? by johnkey: 12:32pm On Feb 14, 2021
use condom and do standing doggy inside bathroom. no shaking.

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Crime / Re: A Simple Solution To Solving Fulani Problem by johnkey: 12:26pm On Feb 14, 2021
we need our own esn or wsn. i will gladly join.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Uncover The Tricks Of Arms Smugglers (photos) by johnkey: 12:22pm On Feb 14, 2021
useless coward military. those guns will be handed over to their master herdsmen before wednesday. slaves!
Romance / Re: Why Is Valentine Always Associated With Sex?? by johnkey: 12:10pm On Feb 14, 2021
zubimete:
Yahoo boy
olosho 2K
Celebrities / Re: Valentine's Day: D'banj Gifts Wife Latest Range Rover Velar by johnkey: 12:05pm On Feb 14, 2021
na this kind thread our nairaland oloshos dey like, they are coming to feast soon, though they no go collect any gift today, only gift they deserve is big diick.

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Politics / Re: Jasmine Chidimma, Benjamin Uwajumogu's Daughter Is Dead by johnkey: 12:00pm On Feb 14, 2021
EzzyCarter:


Nobody gives a fvck about ur pity ...Show some respect to the dead, last last, everybody go kpain...
fucck off dude
EzzyCarter:



Whatever, dumbo cheesy
your mama dumbo for house

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Romance / Re: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by johnkey: 11:58am On Feb 14, 2021
Chii59:

That guy is not alright. Ignore him.
I advise you keep your distance from the young lady. Make it very clear that you don't want her (or do you?)
If you tell her sister, she may develop hatred for her younger sis. Tell a close friend what's going on. You might need an alibi tomorrow. Women can be devious sometimes.
your father is not alright. ugly hoe.

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