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Romance › Re: Wedding Photos Of A Groom & His Big-Sized Bride by johnkey: 6:53am On May 21, 2019
na she marry the boy
Crime › Re: Schoolgirl Pushes A Boy, Dares Him, His Reaction Got Him Hailed By Social Media by johnkey: 6:01am On May 21, 2019
I haven't and can't beat a lady but if a girl hits me in such a way that it hurts and people are around seeing as she hits me I go definitely land am one or two hot slaps to reset im brain.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 10 Internet Fraudsters In Abuja by johnkey: 8:14pm On May 20, 2019
cosmatika:
Wat is it with yahoo boys and rough hair? grin
if only you know wetin dey go on inside those heads lol e reach to rough
Crime › Re: ‘stay Away From Yahoo-yahoo’ – Ibrahim Magu Warns Nigerian Students by johnkey: 2:04pm On May 17, 2019
showafrica:
I tell you what an average rich man in Nigeria wants is worship. Internet is our savior but I advise youths to go legit, do forex and mine crypto.
naso brother
Crime › Re: ‘stay Away From Yahoo-yahoo’ – Ibrahim Magu Warns Nigerian Students by johnkey: 2:01pm On May 17, 2019
Oyindidi:
Yahoo boi, you don get enough money I guess. Oya go do legit business with the money
sister I have 2 legit businesses, just starting but by God's grace e go bloom soon.
Crime › Re: ‘stay Away From Yahoo-yahoo’ – Ibrahim Magu Warns Nigerian Students by johnkey: 4:33am On May 17, 2019
Oloriburuku people, they don't care about the poor masses trying to survive the useless country they created by looting all the wealth meant for the masses. Millions of graduates with hundreds of jobs available and legit way sef no dey again, dey want make people commit suicide finish, e no possible!

If no be for the street, boys for dey beg and na wetin dey want be that but we sef no gree.

My billionaire uncle is still mad at me because unlike other youths in my family I've never called him to beg for one naira or carry certificate go hin company.
Car Talk › Re: The 7 Accredited Toyota Dealers In Nigeria by johnkey: 10:02am On May 16, 2019
I'll be on that list someday.
Romance › Re: My Ordeal Wth Olivia Lastnight Till Dis Morning by johnkey: 1:49am On May 16, 2019
lol you still dey smoke skunk when men dey smoke Loud or at least Arizona.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Offers N1m To Shoki Shitta Who Was Beaten For Disrespecting Wizkid by johnkey: 8:06am On May 09, 2019
naso shoki take be millionaire overnight.
moral of the story is your story too can change anytime.
keep believing..
Romance › Re: What Is This Medicine Used For? I Guess She Has Gone To Sleep With Another Man by johnkey: 8:00am On May 09, 2019
why not Google thrush before coming to disturb us
Romance › Re: See What Guy Did To A Girl Who Requested For More After Seeing He Had More Money by johnkey: 6:39am On May 06, 2019
SageMK:
This is not cool.

There are 1000 ways he could have decline politely, so why embarrass the girl and come online to even brag?

As a classmate, feed her if she's hungry. After all, It's a one time thing. There's no harm in showing love at all.
only after she has fed me her sweet wet pussy]
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Best Time To Pray? by johnkey(op): 10:09am On May 05, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
Why would you need to pray to an omniscient God that already knows and will grant you all your heart desires as long as you're righteous?
hmmm this one is strong o. I thought prayers is one of the specs of righteousness.
Celebrities › Re: Pregnant Korra Obidi Dances At The Club With Another Man by johnkey: 10:02am On May 05, 2019
charliboy654:
Which billions, who dash monkey banana?
lol brah didn't say I have billions, saying even if I have billions....but wait o don't ever write anyone off in this life, no one knows tomorrow. I will be a billionaire in the future and I claim it, but you can claim whatever you want for yourself.
Celebrities › Re: Pregnant Korra Obidi Dances At The Club With Another Man by johnkey: 6:59am On May 05, 2019
partnerbizz4:
I have yet to understand how clubbing is sweet.

Maybe cos i can't dance but can only nod my head.

But clubbing makes no sense to me.

Have been to a few and it didn't worth it.

Seems I am alone in this shocked




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not only you brah, even with billions I still prefer to sit in my house and smoke up whatever I want. I don't even like bars talkless of clubs with all the annoying noise and lights
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Stuns In Traditional Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos) by johnkey: 6:47am On May 05, 2019
Aunty oloja how market?
Politics › Re: Outgoing Governor Amosun Seeks N350m Loan 3 Weeks To Handover by johnkey: 5:19am On May 05, 2019
Are all this politicians mad or what? like can they carry all this money to heaven ni?
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidential Election Manipulation Exposed by johnkey: 2:25pm On May 04, 2019
of course everyone knows the election was rigged. visible to the blind.
Celebrities › Re: Ehiz Records Video Of Nigerian Couple Having Loud Sex In Hotel He Lodged In by johnkey: 2:13pm On May 04, 2019
Damn can't wait for my hair to reach this stage, almost there though.
Romance › Re: Guys Prescribe Good Condom For Me by johnkey: 3:49am On May 04, 2019
FIESTA... the black one.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Dances, Living Her Best Life Despite Controversy With Older Lover by johnkey: 6:21am On May 03, 2019
Trying so hard to stay relevant
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede: I Didn't Know Dabota Lawson Before And After Her Marriage by johnkey: 7:25pm On May 02, 2019
instagram followers dey freak some people Sha.
Celebrities › Re: "While Breaking Internet Think Of Your Pikin" - Ik Ogbonna Shades Tonto Dikeh by johnkey: 7:09am On May 02, 2019
very toxic woman damn.
Romance › Re: To Guys Who Have Slept With More Than One Woman A Day? by johnkey: 2:13am On May 02, 2019
I've actually banged 3 chicks in one day. pussy different from pussy of course.
Romance › Re: Pregnant Lady Goes Completely Unclad In New Photoshoot by johnkey: 4:15am On May 01, 2019
Aww so beautiful.
Live your life as you please as long as you ain't harming anyone physically ride on famz.
Celebrities › Re: #SaveBisola: "Tunde Ednut Is A Hyprocrite" Trends On Twitter by johnkey: 3:25pm On Apr 30, 2019
SugarMuffin:
What's the essence of doing giveaway when you can't help those who really need the money, that was how one guy won it and told tunde to give it to someone who really wants the money, he started painting the guy bad, calling him proud and different names angry tunde that does not know how to talk to people, the guy is rude, all the giveaways he does is for relevancy, at least people should know that he's still alive, he has no job, nothing, just posting on Instagram day and night, I pity his future wife undecided
to get his giveaway sef he will be asking people to do irrelevant things like follow one failed US artist, when over thousands of people follow that one finish, it's like 10 people they will share 5k to.
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia And Chika Ike Fought Over Billionaire Ned 7 Years Ago by johnkey: 2:02am On Apr 29, 2019
I wonder whose old wrinkled balls Mercy Aigbe and Toke Makinwa are sucking tonight. Weekend runs.
Sports › Re: Neymar Attacks Fan In Stands Befor Collecting Losers Medal In French Cup(Photos) by johnkey: 3:44pm On Apr 28, 2019
He should just take him to court and have his own share of the billions.
Crime › Re: Corpses Of 9 Boys Brigade Members Killed By Policeman In Gombe Buried(pics) by johnkey: 3:36pm On Apr 28, 2019
11 lives wasted because of one man's idiotic rash decision that could have been avoided just with one wrap of good kush. but no some idiots will still choose alcohol over cannabis. forming responsible.

Say no to alcohol.
Romance › Re: Man Shares His Experience With The Real Boyfriend Of Girl He's Dating by johnkey: 3:32pm On Apr 28, 2019
He is the biggest fool on Earth.
Romance › Re: Why Do We Have So Much Lesbians Among Our Ladies by johnkey: 3:28pm On Apr 28, 2019
Lol it's just your country gradually getting to civilization, others don leave us behind tey tey, pretty sure one day gay marriages will be a global thing, our mumu government still dey form 14 years imprisonment when other developed countries are moving ahead. No one has any right to choose who anyone decides to fhuck.

Live and let live
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Poses Inside Nwoko Private Jet by johnkey: 3:23pm On Apr 28, 2019
It's funny how whatever she flaunts, people will always see the old man behind it. I wonder what achievements she will have to show her followers.

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