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Celebrities › Re: How Davido Reacted To INEC Postponement Of Presidential Election by johnkey: 10:48am On Feb 16, 2019
Politics can be confusing

I don't understand

Like...

Can't you just be in your office and do all you promised during campain without you or anybody getting harmed, like sign necessary documents and put money where your mouth is.

Where all these billions dey enter I'm so confused right now

Plus you will still have more than enough at the end of the day

Win-Win situation

You win, citizens smile.

Why's that so IMPOSSIBLE here?
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Reacts To Postponement Of 2019 Elections by johnkey: 10:47am On Feb 16, 2019
Lol this country is finished

If you're not rich please try everything possible to get rich at all cost this year because if baba enter again I swear na only Yahoo boys and politicians go dey see money spend anyhow
Politics › Re: Did Any Prophet See Or Predict The Election Postponement? by johnkey: 10:07am On Feb 16, 2019
I'm not a prophet but I knew it was definitely going to be postponed.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman: INEC Doesn't Count Prayer Point But Votes - (photos,video) by johnkey: 10:04am On Feb 16, 2019
I've been saying this for the past one month that inec will defo postpone the election I don't know why people are surprised and reacting. This is Nigeria it's normal like garri and groundnut is normal here.

Me don give up on Nigeria a long time ago

All my mind is on japaing to reside in another country

Probably SA for now
Celebrities › Re: Some Artistes Avoided Me When I Needed Help – Lord Of Ajasa by johnkey: 3:16pm On Feb 15, 2019
Might just be karma bitching on you, and for the ones that avoided you I guess karma is waiting for them too

OR

They are simply tools for your karma which makes them unconsciously innocent


What am I saying sef?
Romance › Re: Nowadays Relationships Are Just Waste Of Time by johnkey: 3:08pm On Feb 15, 2019
PharoahIII:
All girls are the same, I'm not a Christain but I know even in the Bible Solomon said you can find one good man out of a thousand men, but you cannot find even one virtuous woman out of a thousand women. As men, we simply have to manage them. They can never be trusted. Never! A man who sees a woman and doesn't flee does not know that he is a cripple. For me, I only see them as objects of sexual gratification and baby factories, anything aside from these, and you'll have yourself to blame.
i beg to differ sir, just like all men aren't the same, all women are not the same.

The more you look the less you see.
Romance › Re: Nowadays Relationships Are Just Waste Of Time by johnkey: 3:06pm On Feb 15, 2019
Nothing beats being a player. I've never had my heart broken and not sure anyone can break my heart.

Las Las, I go feel little vexation if I no see your pussy chop

But it's all good because not chopping that pussy simply means my one naira no dey your account
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy's Daughter Dewy And Her Partner SJ Celebrate Valentine's Day by johnkey: 2:59pm On Feb 15, 2019
Whatever rocks their boat


Live and let live
Celebrities › Re: Little Benaiah Dies On His Way To Dubai For His Heart Surgery by johnkey: 2:52pm On Feb 15, 2019
Naso the papa take blow.

Lesson learned, it's never too late to blow, anything fit blow you. At any facking time.

Just keep walking

Like Johny Walker.
Romance › Re: Man Catches Wife Naked With School Father On Valentine's Day by johnkey(op): 2:19pm On Feb 15, 2019
Aventon:
Yay, I really don't envy him his position. I wonder if something like this has evere happened to me and I just didn't know about it.
it left me wondering too, plus I was not with my main chick yesterday.
Romance › Man Catches Wife Naked With School Father On Valentine's Day by johnkey(op): 2:28am On Feb 15, 2019
So this guy decided to surprise his wife who schools in another city only to catch her in compromising position with her school father.

Romance › Re: Man Proposed To His Girlfriend On Valentine Day And She Told Him ‘no’ by johnkey: 3:17pm On Feb 14, 2019
DanDeeBoss:
You ladies are too complex abeg...angryangry No lady should even think of keeping me as a "side Nigga"
I'll gladly be a side nigga lol. Free coochie.
Politics › Re: JUST IN: Buhari To Make Special Broadcast Today by johnkey: 3:10pm On Feb 14, 2019
I smell postponement like I predicted a week ago
Celebrities › Re: Danfo Driver Seen Driving His Bus Without A Steering Wheel In Orile, Lagos by johnkey: 2:52pm On Feb 14, 2019
Next generation danfo
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Buys Himself A New Bentley Bentayga On Valentines Day (Photos) by johnkey: 2:18pm On Feb 14, 2019
God go do am for me too.
Politics › Re: See The Leaked Letter From Sen Akpabio To Abba Kyari Demanding INEC Cooperation by johnkey: 2:12pm On Feb 14, 2019
I have my PVC but I'm confused who to vote for. Sowore ony mind. I'll probably not vote cause mama gave me stern warnings against going out to vote.

E for good if we fit vote on-line

Anyone else in my shoes?
Celebrities › Re: Ray Hushpuppi Buys Bentley Bentayga For Valentines (photos) by johnkey: 2:10pm On Feb 14, 2019
God do my own soon
Health › Re: Tooth Ache: Who Knows Any Effective Home Remedy,this Pain Is Killing Me by johnkey: 11:12pm On Feb 13, 2019
Hmmm toothache! The painful thing about it is everyone seems to have a temporary solution but that pain no dey go anywhere, had to remove my tooth, molar on my left side after the pain was unbearable for like a year, there's a deep hole on the right one but the toothache there dissapeared itself about 2 years ago after 10 years of pains So i eat perfectly with that hopefully it's gone forever.
Celebrities › Re: Lady Blasts 'Overdressed' Bobrisky For Sharing Milo At Wedding by johnkey: 11:24am On Feb 11, 2019
tossie101:
I hate this brobrisky guy with passion. angry
why?
Christianity Etc › Re: Footage Of Masquerade Floating In Air: Juju or Illusion? by johnkey: 1:56am On Jan 21, 2019
Wow eyes opener
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija (BBNaija) 2019 Aspirants' Thread by johnkey: 2:07am On Jan 17, 2019
They Don pick people already, they just gats use una for profit
Romance › Re: Why Is It So Hard To Fake A Correct Recharge Card Pin? by johnkey: 1:44am On Jan 17, 2019
Well it actually worked for me once but that's a long time ago on my Nokia c3 phone back then I guessed 100N mtn pin right
Sports › Re: #10YearsChallenge: Chichi Igbo Shares Throwback Photo by johnkey: 12:16am On Jan 17, 2019
Ivanmykel:
As pretty as this lady is, this is the path she chose for herself. SMBH
what path aunty? Live and let live abeg she's not hurting anyone. Damn
Politics › Re: Tinubu Slumps, Rushed To Hospital After Appointment Into Buhari’s APC - FFK by johnkey: 4:10pm On Jan 10, 2019
Follow there go abeg
Romance › Re: Is This Normal Or Do I Have Security Issues ?? by johnkey: 8:46am On Jan 09, 2019
We the same bro you can't find any of my pics on social media showing my face. I take pictures sometimes but I never post, girlfriend don complain taya. I no get facebook ( just my working Facebook) Instagram (just working Instagram) Twitter and I still dey live normal life.
Politics › Re: Ismaila Azeez Ibrahim 'Legacy' Dies. Attacked At APC Rally. Graphic Photos by johnkey: 8:19am On Jan 09, 2019
Rest in pieces stupid dead fowl
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Some Ladies Remain Single For Long - Bamisepeter's blog by johnkey: 4:55pm On Jan 08, 2019
Nobeluscabral:
Nairalanders you all should be careful when dealing with people.

This dude called Nobelus Cabral scammed me of 800 euros two weeks ago. He promised to pay back by 27th of December when he gets his Paycheck by December 27th but when it was time to pay he blocked me on Facebook, and blocked my 3 numbers on WhatsApp.


The dude reside in Georgia USA and he's feeling that there's nothing that can be done to get him down.
The Internet is a world of its own when I'm done tarnishing this fraudster image he will sure get deported.

My aunt tried sending the money to me to Nigeria through western union but it always get cancelled so i decided to use this dude in USA and agreed he was going to credit me directly to my Naija account after pick up which he agreed and i even told him to take 15% and send the rest. This greedy idiot took everything and blocked me, i still can't believe nobelus would do such to me, money meant for my parents i can't even sleeping with at home again without my dad using words to hurt me and call me demeaning names like" Hungry thief" ur mates are working and you are stealing money your sister is sending to us.

Nobelus you will never go Scott free, never!!!

You think you can scam me of my hard earned 800 euros and go Scott free? Brother I'll tarnish your image everywhere.
Real name - Cabral Nobel Atenkhu
His phone number/WhatsApp - +16786814379
Facebook name - Nobelus Cabra
chaii he don rip you Pele. Hola me for sure US picker, na oyinbo woman so nothing to fear, plus me and you go dey together for naija here till the money get here (face to face deal). Don't lose money to rippers
Romance › Re: Love Z Really Blind. Men Can U Marry A Woman Like Dis by johnkey: 12:42pm On Jan 06, 2019
Gawd forbid imagine how she will look unclad. Damn.
Crime › Re: Naval Personnel Killed By Boko Haram by johnkey: 8:35pm On Jan 05, 2019
Oun pe
Politics › Re: Another Fallen Hero:aliyu Aminu,soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Borno(photos) by johnkey: 3:03pm On Jan 05, 2019
Oun pe
Crime › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Reacts After Three Died Due To Lack Of Water And Food (photos) by johnkey: 12:31pm On Jan 04, 2019
Oun pe.

As for me and my family we shall never join the military of this country with damned politicians. Must it be APC or PDP? I'm not understanding the foolishness in this country anymore.

This year I must japa

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