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ReacherSaidNoth:
You're just as deluded as the people you're insulting, how can you carry an imported god and religion on your head?

you are wrong about me, I study whatever I choose, I read the bible, I read about Hinduism, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism and several others, I tried reading Quran 3 times now, its too toxic, I could only read few verses, after studying several religion I chose NONE, so u are wrong about me, and I deserve an apology

chatinent:
Pastorpreneurs on the lose!

Isn't it funny how a black man will conceive you and tell you God spoke to him?


Omg

I tell u, I was telling one idiot that I don't listen to African teachers he is arguing with me that they are all from the same 'spirit' which spirit? my point is u cannot claim u understand the bible better than the people whose language and culture it originates from, how do I tell a Spaniard I enjoy pounded yam with chill cup of palmwine, if he cannot culturally relate. That is how the Hebrew culture is alienated from that of Africans, so I prefer to listen to Jewish Rabbis than African preachers

That man wey profesy say they will arrest Emilokan, pple still dey go hm church? I wan check something

caye:
...and I hope you know that the term "woke " was used by the pink supremacists, to turn it into homosexual and cross gender degeneracy ; but it was black ppl who coined that term, which originally meant " knowledge of self " .

It's not homosexual agenda.
It was white ppl who wanted to destroy the movement.
Black ppl do not promote degeneracy.

I understand, perfectly, in the nigerian local parlance it meant "open eye". And talking about black promote their identity, its ridiculous how black Americans promote these things and completely isolate real black Africans, isn't that a joke?

Yankee101:
Some jailed big men are not actually in the jail but in one location somewhere with full time prison warden at their beck and call at comfortable locations with ac and cleans beds and cooks etc

Till Nigerians understand why, cool joints where drinks and prostitution abounds, are so much in Kuje. I Iive in Gwagwalada, and the best spots are always at Gwagwalada-Kuje road highly coded.

caye:
Woke:- doesn't mean dysfunctional or degenerate.

Woke :- is realising who you really are, what the world is ...knowledge of self. That is woke.

We won't allow the pink supremacists to dirty a movement of black ppl.

I wish u understand the 'freedom' u so much crave for is actually servitude in disguise. many youths want freedom to live wild ends up becoming slaves to drugs and sex

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

My dear sorry to break your heart. A revolution willl never occur in Nigeria
Should I tell you a secrete about Nigeria
Nobody is angry about bad government in this country we all are pretending to be angry because it is not our tribesmen or religion person that is in government..
Don't be surprised when we call for a protest against this woman her tribes people will not participate. The end sars protest the north did not participate because it was seen as a fight against their own son Buhari. Even some major part of South west did not participate because it was seen as a disruption to the quest and ambition of tinubu's 2023 candidacy
We were all aware that Tinubu's administration is gonna be a repetition of Buhari's tenure because Tinubu was part of it and he was the one who brought upon us Buhari's administration
Instead they allowed tribalism and religion sentiments again
Oh so the suffering of tinubu is greater than that of Jonathan subsidy removal but yet the voices that led a protest and shut down Jonathan subsidy removal suddenly lost their voice.
Should I tell you another secret.
It will be difficult for the nation to unite against any president from the three major tribe due to tribalism

Light up my weed with anger while I stake some football games this morning

100% correct! in addition to above: Most Nigerians lacks the moral character to even confront their corrupt leaders, people wey they by-pass nepa light, steal in their offices, corner rice meant less privilege etc.

When I saw a documentary on how Meth and cocaine is made I vowed never to do drugs, it is no different from "witch portions" Super toxic chemicals, but these kids are too ignorant, but na dem dey form woke pass. Woke without any knowledge

Backwardness: In an age when people are investing in AI. This ones are moon walking backwards.
I can bet my left ball that the main reason is because computer based will not favor machineries, there is no copying answer on the board nor impersonating.

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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You even lucky, I am almost got stabbed on the throat in a club fight years ago, it was common those days people getting stabbed, robbed, drugs f#ck people babes, we outgrow that nonsense. But for guys that like wild party abeg go have fun, clubbing is not for a particular kind of people

Animegirl:
I fear calm guys more than anything in life especially the ones looking like pastors better you know a yahoo boy through the way he dresses than someone looking like pastors, they're always sex starve.

Don't quote

Na lie, this is only correct if they are not handsome, and no sabi handle woman, me wey go dey my office jejely pussy go com meet me, sometimes dey even clash, even knowing my marital status...I dont even consider myself stunning but women find me attractive

Kevineleven:
I am calm, gentle and introverted but nobody refer to me as pastor, in fact they fear me.
I play rap music loud inside my house.
I do press up, so one look at me you will know that I am fit.
I wear black most time.
Security men watch my gate every night to see whether I will sneak out at night, which is to my own advantage since I'm not a thief, I got free special security service.
I have no record of violence, in fact people were shocked when I walked away from a trouble maker that was ready for a fight.
So if they call you pastor, it is because you behave like one.

Right, hehehe I like that free security part

My own is even worse! all the places I worked they keep calling me pastor, me wey hate RELIGION, I got a new job last October, my boss who is a Muslim also refer to me as pastor/gentle man, the one that surprise me the most was when my 2 new colleagues asked same time if I was a pastor, the one wey dey vex me, na people wey no me tey tey still referring to me as pastor/gentle man. My wife used to warn me to be careful with people because I look soft and naive. My mechanics was referring to me one day he said "Oga no get wahala" my neigbhour came to pack my used woods from site and say "hm no get wahala".

These may be correct about me:
1. I am gentle, my father was, I prefer indoors...if Im not working I am playing with my daughter or sleeping.
2. I no dey keep friends, if business/work no join us dey ur dey.
3. I study the bible A LOT( may be is displaying in my looks and attitude).
4. Looks: low cut, shaved bears, dress cooperate, native always decent.
5. Truly I no like wahala. But if u push I no dey shout but I go send u to oblivion(only my wife and siblings know this)

Goodnewsforlife:
mugu

U go explain tire

trolling me with different monikas, na urself u dey do, get busy and productive, that's an advice

ednut1:
When i saw he started a company on LinkedIn and got funding i was happy for him. Was in Nigeria late 2022 expected to see his buses at Oniru/VI axis but didn’t see any. I was wondering wetin dey sup. Moral of the story- any business Nigerian government or politicians have vested Interest in avoid it.

You very correct, guy I had type before I noticed its Ednut1, your comments are always sensible, God bless you

[quote author=QuinModah post=127771069][/quote]I respect you, more wins

rdokoye:
What's this, a game of semantics now? My "opinion" was based off of what YOU wrote. So don't blame me, blame yourself.

That aside, if you're a Pan-African, that's fine. Because I'm not. I don't know why you mentioned what your wife is, without mentioning your own origin. FFK married an Igbo women but he's anything but a Pan-African, a very prejudice and wicked man.

At this point, marrying an Igbo woman means nothing, because most non-Igbo people's motives for doing so are selfish in nature, which is fine.

Lastly, no one is accepting Hausa as their first language in a nation as large and as complex as Nigeria. Nigeria is indigenous lands, so having one main language will not work unless its neutral, like the English language.

I am Ebira, with partial root to Yoruba, I mentioned my wife to show that I have no biological connection to Hausa, plus I cant even speak the language, control your emotions, ideas and concepts are always up for debate, dialogue and improvement, insulting people you have never met on a faceless forum is a childish tantrum...

rdokoye:
I attacked you because of your defeatist mindset. There's NOTHING wrong with Africans. Africa just has an issue of leadership. It needs GOOD leaders, like YOU to run the affairs of the nation - then you'll see things get better. But as long as you have selfish, myopic, incompetent people finding themselves in positions of authority, this is as much as you can expect.

I don't believe you can categorise every governor as bad in Nigeria, however. It's just Akwa Ibom has a history of these lavish, pointless projects, and the people in the state, don't seem to mind - so let them do them.

you are very wrong, you have not the slightest idea of who I am, that is why in a faceless forum the best thing to do is to contribute your opinions not to ATTACK PEOPLE, if you are learned enough you should know this.

Nobody within my circle promotes Pan-Africanism like I do, just yesterday I was talking to a friend who works with senator Ireti, I live in Abuja and she is our senator, I was telling this friend to help me push my proposal for the senator to sponsor a bill to make Hausa language our official language.

Mind you I am not Hausa my wife is even Igbo, I just believe as the most populous African nation we should not be using any foreign language, and since Hausa is already widely spoken across West Africa then it is most ideal...this is just one of the many Pan-African ideas I promote. So when I criticize Africa it is born out of the passion that we should wake up and do the right things not out of inferiority complex (I laugh)

I have been waiting for some of you to come with this confession, I almost wrote a post about it. THE PROBLEM IS THAT OUTSIDERS ARE COMMERCIALIZING TECH SKILLS. I am a senior dev, having above 12 years of experience. Tech has a culture, and that culture is "problem solving" and not "money chasing".

You failed to study the industry before getting into it, maybe because they lied to you just to sell you courses.

Software developers focus on solving problems not making money, the problem you solved or can solve will bring money e.g Elon musk, Mark, bill gate etc

rdokoye:
So ONE governor squanders state funds on a pointless church, and ALL 1+ billion Africans are responsible for his actions Something is wrong with you. You have an inferiority complex.

Akwa Ibom needs good leadership, something that has eluded it for several decades now - that's all.

I wonder why u are attacking me, use that energy to attack your political and religious leaders. How many of them (religious and political leaders)have or are planning to invest in STEM? Because that is my point.

When I graduated from school I was looking for just 6M to setup a lab, I studied physics/electronics, I even approached research centers to use their facilities but no way still.

But each time I go to church I see pastors raising donations to build bigger places of worship, but they won't raise money for Emeka to return to business after his shop got burnt, they won't raise money for biodun to setup mechanic shop after graduating as mechanical engineer, nor support Abdul in his sugarcane farm.

Both religious and political leaders wield so much influence, even if there's no money anywhere they can easily ask all of us to donate as low as 1k for these purposes and it will happen fast!

Africans investing in places of worship is foolishness! The next industrial revolution (AI) has started and Africa as no where near it.

Something is wrong with Africans

orohbirodeysmel:
We are on the same page bro. I don even mute so many groups that offers all these on WhatsApp...I am just hanging in there for nothing. Na Ghostwriting or copy writing break my heart. They will always tell say " native speakers only" for copywriting jobs.

Only forex trading, had a significant impact in my life. If you have heart of stone (heart that is not easily affected by emotions), with a good money management skill, you go blow for forex with ₦100k sef withing six months

Very correct, when I tell people that going into forex is being ready to lose your money, they will run to meet people telling them the opposite

[quote author=QuinModah post=123558809][/quote]Who are u? u made me bookmarked this Nairaland page, GREAT CONTENT! God bless u

Fiscus105:
And you? Have you ever contributed to any issues outside man and woman issues before? Are you not sleeping and waking up only on relationship stuffs? Are you not dreaming the day one guy will come to ur life to rescue you from jaw of economy deprivation that zoo had subjected into? Are you not feeling helpless with absent of quality" man in ur life?

hehehe wicked comment

big head is attractive, I have one

SharingIsLife:
You will blame that guy outrightly if only you have never been in love. When you are truly in love, you act like mad. You can't even believe yourself. It happened to me once after many years of acting macho. Now, I really wonder if I was actually the one.

I am married already, but I pray it never happen to me or my son

This year seun and the mods should find a way to stop this non-sense, I am in the IT industry for more than 12 years now, and I can tell you for sure, that those of earning through our skills DO NOT HAVE TIME TO COMMERCIALIZE DIGITAL SKILLS. This thing this hungry boys do is nonsense, if they are actually earning they wont have the time to be teaching people.
Let me debunk the nonsense above.

1. Digital Marketing: You need to pay for paid adverts to see significant result, which may not yield commiserate result.
2. Amazon Kindle Publishing: I have a book on amazon it is exactly 1 year old today I have not made a dime off it, though I am not promoting it.
3. Ghostwriting: You will struggle to get gigs, its a "winner takes all game" the already established guys keep getting gigs while new comers will suffer
4. Facebook Advertising: Same as digital marketing
5. Google Advertising: Same as digital marketing

saasala:
The major reason the marriage of our parents lasted till eternity is because our fathers were the sole or major breadwinners of the family.

The reason marriages nowadays crash easily is because women now bring something tangible to the table. This is the major reasons marriages in Western countries don't last because women now have a say.

I just laugh when I see Nairaland guys saying "Nigerian women don't bring anything to the table" Like can you handle them when they start bringing something to the table?

I will rather not want my wife to bring anything to the table or bring something very small to the table. I only need her to be a good wife, take care of the home, the kids and be submissive. That's all a woman needs to do.

Nature has not designed a woman to be a leader. The moment they earn more than you, then they become the leader which is abnormal, and since they are not wired to lead, they will crumble the ship and scatter the building.

As much as people get divorced in Nigeria, we are still among the least divorced countries in the world but the numbers are climbing up because a lot of men are asking "What is she bringing to the table?"

I understand that the economy isn't helping matters and the make up of the 21st century generally has made it possible for both men and women to work and anyone can earn more than the other, and this is a pandemic.

Women are designed to worship their men, respect them, take care of the home and the kids.

As a man, you are a king and your wife is the Queen. Queens don't work, they only look beautiful for the king to admire and they don't have any say in the house. And they dare not question the king for having concubines or taking more wives.

Men, work hard, work very hard so you can take care of your home and stop waiting for your wife to bring something to the table. You can't handle that table.

My wife is just here enjoying herself. She is respectful and takes care of the home and when she catches me cheating, she can only cry. I will pet her and beg her and go back to my cheating. And the day she cheats, she is going back to her father's house while I take another wife.

complete answer, The different between me and u, is my wife is not a static queen, I let my wife work and brings in something, I have girls, I want my wife to be a model for them and my plan is working, though my wife is very bold and confrontational because sometimes she gross higher earning than me, but she is the best mother and wife...there is always trade offs

This is my advice:
1. Negotiate remote or flexible working conditions with the new company.
2. Take the offer while still maintaining ur position in the old company. juggle them both for a month and if it works fine continue that way.
3. Start honing your skills, because when a ship is capsizing it is not the captain that is thrown in the sea, it is baggage. What I mean is remain relevant to both companies and even other companies that may be interested in your skillset, and everybody would want to have you and keep you!

Thank God I watched the video before I comment o, some of you on this platform are so toxic, why do you people HATE APC and Sanwolu so much? from the video I watched I support the action of the state governor 100%. I am not a supporter of APC but what is right is right.

Talkisneeded:
Every country with her own Achilles heel, but nothing is worser than hardship bestowed on humans by fellow humans..
Na humans dey deal with humans for naija.

I sell herbs for sexual enhancement tho

I tell u, most painful, idiotic humans causing good humans pains

I only respect these people because of what they have been able to accomplish, but when it's comes to God, make Dem go sidon