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CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Caught Having Sex With A Cock In Adamawa, Arrested by Johnson5258: 2:39pm On Dec 08, 2023
I even think say na cook I see, until I saw Cock for the image, unimaginable something.....na real waaaaaa. Oga oooo

BXNX:
Nawao
Nairaland GeneralRe: TVC’s Morayo Afolabi-brown Appointed Managing Director Of TVC Entertainment by Johnson5258: 9:16pm On Nov 30, 2023
Omo, na first lady slot be this, if you know you know. God let me enter the hand of those who will bring out my glory. If Tinubu handle you......haaaa God don help you be that.
CelebritiesRe: 6 Nigerian Celebrities Who Became More Popular After Their Death by Johnson5258: 4:51pm On Nov 23, 2023
I miss Bisi komolafe
BusinessRe: Wema Bank Grows Profit By 131% In Q3, 2023 by Johnson5258: 4:56pm On Nov 07, 2023
The bank has been skyrocketing since when Mr Moruf Oseni took over, the man is a Don.

UDOKABESTLUV:
Like Seriously?
RomanceRe: 12 Sets Of People You Must Never Have Sex With by Johnson5258: 10:40pm On Nov 05, 2023
Don't have sex with your parents.

Don't have sex with your pets
TravelRe: Can This Happen At Nigerian Embassies? by Johnson5258: 8:27pm On Nov 04, 2023
Funny guy, normal passport is taking months you are now using us to play, warn yourself oooo. But we will get there, SecureID Limited can produce international passport here in Nigeria and I believe the government is exploring the option.
Zxcvbnmghtr:
grin You can answer the question yourself.
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Shittu: Some Of Tinubu’s Female Ministers Dress Like Beauty Contestants by Johnson5258: 7:26pm On Nov 02, 2023
We are not expecting armed robber grandmothers.
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu To Open Yaba Overpass Today by Johnson5258: 7:21am On Nov 02, 2023
Dey play

SensualMan:
No man's land.
FamilyRe: Married Men, I Need Help! Your Marital Experience Is Needed. by Johnson5258: 2:38pm On Oct 24, 2023
Well, it's good you are changing but you need to completely change because she is also giving you her best now that marriage has not happened but may slack after marriage, so it's now a function of your personality to determine whether you will continue to love or seek solace in another woman. You have to be determined to be in a blissful marriage. Myself and my wife courted for just 7 months and we married but I dated another lady for 6 years and we were friends for 4 years before we started dating, only for her to pull the trigger on my chest after her final paper that she doesn't see any future with me, there was no cheating at all, so I moved on without resentment to give my love to who deserves it. It is your personal decision bro, anything can change along the line, will your believe system still hold? Be sure of yourself first.
PoliticsRe: Happy 89th Birthday To General Gowon. See This 50-Year Throwback Newspaper by Johnson5258: 1:12pm On Oct 20, 2023
You are a funny person. Lol! 😂 author=Akaegwu post=126511963]killer Gowon. Saviour Gowon, Madest Gowon. Wicked Gowon. Good Gowon. Hero Gowon. The choice is yours. HBD.[/quote]
PhonesRe: Multi-Links: Did You Make Calls With This Phone? (SEE PHOTO) by Johnson5258: 12:51pm On Oct 20, 2023
Lol! Yes.
CrimeRe: Customs CG Storms Ogun As Command Seizes Rice, Weeds, Used Tyres, Others by Johnson5258: 10:14pm On Oct 06, 2023
I think there is competition amongst the president appointees, they are all pushing to be in the limelight before appraisal, baba go get better time after Supreme Court verdict. Commendable though.
FoodRe: If A Wife Owns A Restaurant, Should The Husband Pay After Eating? by Johnson5258: 4:33pm On Oct 06, 2023
Yes, she is not doing business with family upkeep money and also for account reconciliation purpose, she needs to have good books.
PoliticsRe: Senate Summons IGP, Wike, Over ‘One Chance’ Victim’s Death by Johnson5258: 3:02pm On Oct 06, 2023
Wike will not take it likely with that hospital 🏥. I remember Dr Adeshina talking about bringing down the banks approval time to save some girls in a particular city from all dropping out of school. As soon as there is an emergency then all protocols should bow to it, we are human beings.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Announces Groundbreaking Ceremony For $100 Million African Film City by Johnson5258: 6:45am On Oct 06, 2023
I don't understand, in which state? Lagos state has no schools and hospitals? Please, rephrase your statement.


Ballotti:
What a priority.
NO HOSPITALS OR SCHOOLS. . . .But dis wan wanno act 'blue fim' inside Lagos slum? undecided

Anoda CERTIFICATE-FORGER!!! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Dave Umahi Begs Civil Servants After Locking Them Out For Late Coming (Video) by Johnson5258: 3:15pm On Sep 29, 2023
Two wrongs cannot make a right is the correct statement, the minister is right and the staff are wrong, what Dave just did is an audit and a sensitization which is smart, dem go hear well well. They forgot he is an ex governor and governors seff dey flex power pass president, ask Shuaibu in Edo. Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


rigarmortis:
Well two words can't make a right and locking workers out was the wrong choice.
PoliticsRe: Dave Umahi Begs Civil Servants After Locking Them Out For Late Coming (Video) by Johnson5258: 3:10pm On Sep 29, 2023
He will get it right hopefully.

Praxis758:
You’re 100% on point.

All the corrupt politicians were tutored by the civil servants on how to dip their hands into the cookie jar.

That’s why the civil servant observe the body language of every newly appointed/elected political office holder to know where and how to react.

They derive joy when they observe that the latter would continue to old rotten ways while the fight and launch propaganda against the few who want to effect positive change.

A good lesson is the Bunmi Tunji-Ojo of Interior Ministry.
PoliticsRe: Dave Umahi Begs Civil Servants After Locking Them Out For Late Coming (Video) by Johnson5258: 2:34pm On Sep 29, 2023
It is a carrot and stick approach, there is going to be a reprisal. You can imagine their effrontery, telling Minister he was just going all about doing things and didn't carried them along so that they can use the old approach, I'm a tax payer and these ones are spending my money and going to work 12noon to 3pm while i work 8am to 6pm standing throughout. I keep saying it that the problem of this country is just a little of the government but largely of the populace. So other appointees who cannot control them will join them, move money and move on.

Nigerians has to be fair to Nigeria by doing the right thing.


Praxis758:
I don’t believe a disciplined man like Umahi will stoop low to apologize for taking the right step.

I’ll be iron-handed if I were to head any government agency because most civil servants lack discipline. They believe their union to protest and protect them.
PoliticsRe: Protest Rocks Abuja As Wike’s Men Crush 470 Motorcycles by Johnson5258: 7:51am On Sep 29, 2023
He hasn't done anything strange, he only enforced the law, you have to abide when there is a law. They even attacked the task force, what if they killed them? If you desire a better Nigeria don't take sides in issues like this, Fashola did in Lagos same as Ambode and Sanwo Olu.

Ride on Wike, Nigerians should learn to respect law.



Taylor92:
Wike I hope you’re not banking on Rivers state to back you up when your messes come back hunting


PH men no happy with you ooo after what you did in the last election with Rivers Electoral Commission


The APC you’re kicking their asses knows you can’t be trusted and you’ll be dumped soon


Use your head Obembe
PoliticsRe: Wike Sacks 21 Heads Of FCTA Agencies, Parastatals by Johnson5258: 7:09am On Sep 28, 2023
Stop wishing him bad, you are addressing a lawyer which it is apparent that he knows the rule of law guiding every action. He sacked them for reason, Abuja is still underdeveloped at the level at which it is right now, we need to reposition our darling country for economic growth, is that how Washington DC looks like? Seek redress in court should you have a suit.

Please stop it.

VinnyBaba:
This Man will end up in SHAME and DISGRACE.🙁😟

He thinks he is God.😒
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Warns Traders On The Red Line Corridor by Johnson5258: 5:10pm On Sep 27, 2023
Mio fe wahala
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Receives NNPP Defectors, Removes Their Kwakwansiya Signature Cap (VIDEO) by Johnson5258: 3:04pm On Sep 27, 2023
Kinikan tio jaaale, ojuuu lon rooo. Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bliss62:
cool


Gandollar fun rai

As Party Chairman, Dollar envelope go dey roll in from aspirants and party members

Shetima, Ganduje both learnt Ibadan Politics while in University of Ibadan


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PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Appoints Agoro As Head Of Service by Johnson5258: 6:29am On Sep 24, 2023
You are a funny person

Ensa777:
I saw Agbero before I reread it
PoliticsRe: Happy Birthday Iyawo Mi - President Tinubu Celebrates Remi Tinubu At 63 by Johnson5258: 12:39pm On Sep 21, 2023
You can imagine. May God grant our wives the ability to support us to greater heights.

wowcatty:
The mischief zombies tried their hands on the Tinubu's marriage during tue elections, they claimed he was going to marry another wife, he had to cone out to say "Remi is enough for me"
PoliticsRe: Happy Birthday Iyawo Mi - President Tinubu Celebrates Remi Tinubu At 63 by Johnson5258: 8:22am On Sep 21, 2023
I love this woman dearly, of every allegations levied against Mr President there is no one of infidelity in it or any woman coming to accuse him wrongly, a high profile politician like Tinubu. She is obviously an estimable woman.

Many more prosperous years in Jesus name, amen.

Congratulations Mrs Tinubu.
PoliticsRe: See List Of Nigerian Businessman That Will Follow Tinubu To India On Sept 6th by Johnson5258: 2:22am On Sep 02, 2023
Jim Ovia-Zenith, Tony Elemelu-UBA


RecentHistory:
Prince Arthur Eze, Emeka Offor, Allen Onyema and Cosmas Maduka are all Yorubas na, stupid Enugu wawa animalistic ipob pig.

This is the same foolishness that made your pauper of a father so wretched. You have started becoming more useless than him.
BusinessRe: Leaked CBN Circular Bans Naira Overdrafts Secured By Foreign Currency Deposits by Johnson5258: 3:22pm On Aug 22, 2023
Alot of shady deals in Nigeria
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Hate Male Virgins by Johnson5258: 1:24pm On Aug 17, 2023
Dey play.

I pray you don't fall into the hand of a liar.

virginprincess:
Who told you women hate male virginhuh,it is only a sexually loosed woman that will prefer a used condom to a brand new one,as for me if a man is not a virgin i will never give him my whole heart and love because i can't trust him 100%.
EducationRe: NBTE Unveils Online Programmes For HND Conversion To Bsc In One Year by Johnson5258: 6:12pm On Aug 14, 2023
Dey play
lordm:
But they are equivalent na
FoodRe: Food: Whose Place Would You Visit? by Johnson5258: 12:47am On Jul 27, 2023
If my wife like make she use corn leaf, na still her food I go chop. lol!

Xammie001:
SPOUSE BE COOKING OVER SABI FOOD BECAUSE I DON MARRY HER BECAUSE SEA FOOD RICE INSIDE PINEAPPLE PEAL grin grin grin grin

SHE DEY PLAY
FamilyRe: For The Married Peeps What Are The Things Nobody Told You About Marriage? by Johnson5258:
We were not told not to have sex during first trimester, sometimes it could lead to miscarriage and to avoid trousers.
CelebritiesRe: May Yul Edochie Begins Divorce Proceedings Against Her Husband, Yul Edochie by Johnson5258: 9:36am On Jul 11, 2023
God is not playing a foul gate, Matthew 13:25 But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way.

Devil looks out for our weak time to strike us hard but yet God lives.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bible.kingjamesbiblelite


myyansh68:
Where was the God?, what was he doing when the stranger was preparing to destroy the happy home?

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I always look up to you.
Now you disappointed me. Sometimes, your God is playing foul play in some ways.

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