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Politics › Re: Dcp Abba Kyari Vindicated In Abbas Husshpupi Fraudster Deals by joinnow: 9:16pm On Aug 29, 2021
sarrki:
BREAKING NEWS: Research shows that Dcp Abba Kyari has not received or Naira from the hand of a fraudster Abbas Hushpuppi..

Exactly while Nigerians are waiting for the result of the investigation on DCP Abba Kyari from the head of the Nigerian police IG Usman Alkali police officer who was accused of taking bribe from the Nigerian police
Abbas Hushpuppi in a long investigation along with a professional report from the investigation commission confirms Abba Kyari did not collect or naira from the hand of a Hushpupper.

The mistake that Abba Kyari made is to start working without Approved the work of the head of the police officer IG Usman Alkali that will not make the people's head of this.

DCP Abba Kyari has become the leader of the terrorist group and other criminals in Nigeria if you don't forget Abba kyari is the leader and one of those who expose the secret and arrest the leader of the backbone IPOB Biafra Nnamdi Kanu.

DCP Abba Kyari is the one who arrested the terrorist that kidnapped the mayor of Daura.

He arrested the famous Nigerian kidnapper named Chukwudumeme Onwaumadike aka Evan s' in Lagos State who was arrested with his team who is now on the court.

DCP Abba Kyari has been the most arrested terrorist in Nigeria
Our investigation together with the predicting that the Nigerian police force can do to DCP Abba Kyari is a modesty on some laws that made a mistake in the police's work especially with the amount of his good deeds that is why Nigerians are trying to defend His majesty is upon us.

Many people say terrorism has increased in Nigeria since DCP Abba was stopped check that it is already being pushed everywhere in Nigeria and now it has been stopped This is why Nigerians are complaining about his loss for a while.




https://www.facebook.com/105541394915032/posts/227866866015817/?d=n
Research shows

which kind mumu research be that
Family › Re: Man Beats His Wife, Breaks Her Lower Jaw, Damages Her Left Eye In Adamawa (Pix) by joinnow: 6:17pm On Aug 29, 2021
MrCover:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/8/man-brutally-assaults-his-wife-breaks-her-lower-jaw-damages-her-left-eye-in-adamawa-state.html
why did she hold the man Ipalibolism?
in the israelite time they go cut her hand
NIV Deuteronomy 25:11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

KJV Deuteronomy 25:11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

If two men are fighting and a wife goes to assist her husband and accidentally grabs the other man by the penis or testicles, then her hand must be cut off.
Crime › Re: Katsina Lawmakers Weep Openly At Plenary Over Worsening Security Situation by joinnow: 2:11pm On Aug 24, 2021
When una supposed go after bandit
Instead na igboho and kalu be their problem.
Na na morning
Business › Re: 250 Dollars In 2 Weeks Of Domaining by joinnow: 3:33pm On Aug 17, 2021
77al:
Lol. Same Iykepromotions that gave me domain names I couldn't sell?
Just learn how to fish.
It's a Nairalander that handregistered scamdemic and sold it for close to 3mlm
And others too numerous to mention. Just take your time and the good thing about domain is just one good one you sell will cover all your investment.
Personal I have sold 8.
Always be at look out eg new dictionary word additional every 3 months. New discovery flying car. New cryto with good prospect yeah one Nairalander sold dogeswap for $2800. ....
Career › Re: The Privileged #nairalife Of An Investment Banker With Multiple Side Businesses by joinnow: 3:13pm On Aug 17, 2021
Esseite:
You sold a property of 350m and made 20m... that is the break point..
Exactly how one small lady sold property worth 400m. Day one people were laughing at her that who will buy a property worth that amount from you small lady but within three months she sold the property.
Made a commission of close to 40m. That is how she started her real estate company. The property location was magodo.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kabul: US Military Suspends All Military Flights by joinnow: 8:27am On Aug 17, 2021
southniyikaye:
Being there will endanger the lives of their people.
And for those clinging to plane, how do they expect to survive 15hrs 15mins of gushing air at almost 25000ft altitude?
You did not add the speed
As in nomal commercial plan hit 600km per hr.
They should have Google how to hang on plan without falling.
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: We Must Never Rely On America To Defend Our Nation by joinnow: 11:48pm On Aug 16, 2021
Baawaa:
With this show of shame displayed by US any nation depend on them is on her own
You all are getting it wrong


US Mission has been achieved

Their mission is to get those that hit the twin towers and they achieved this when they killed Osama.After an international manhunt lasting nearly a decade since the 9/11 attacks. The 54-year-old Al Qaeda leader was killed in a raid conducted by a team of 23 U.S. Navy Seals. The operation on Bin Laden's hideout compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, lasted 40 minutes
Pakistan has two main border crossings with Afghanistan, at Torkham in the northwest and Chaman-Spin Boldak in the southwest of Pakistan

they remain there and even install the govt the wanted and go ahead and train the army......... all this na jara
Education › Re: Meet One Of The Tallest Students In Ghana - Picture by joinnow: 11:31pm On Aug 16, 2021
Vabama:
Meet one of the tallest students in Ghana. Very brilliant and active in all games at school. Shout out to Ghana[color=#000000].[/color]

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CSo5IDNrQ32/
abeg this boy needs more food
Crime › Re: Groom Carries Bride After Car Breaks Down In Flooded Road On Way To Wedding by joinnow: 6:40pm On Aug 16, 2021
BigShishi:
Sad and pathetic video shows the moment a groom had to carry his bride after their vehicle broke down on a flooded road on the way to their wedding venue




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ5ALV3nNZE
his suffering don start for day one
Travel › Re: Man Used His Bicycle To Replace Okada In Aba. by joinnow: 6:01pm On Aug 16, 2021
eyeon:
It's really my first time seeing such... It seemed cool though.
not fun bro
if the passenger fat
wahala for the rider
to climb hill you have to come down both of una go trek after the hill journey go continue
Travel › Re: Man Used His Bicycle To Replace Okada In Aba. by joinnow: 5:24pm On Aug 16, 2021
eyeon:
It was funny at first.
Today, somewhere in Aba, a man has used his bicycle to improvise today. Helping people to move from a place to the other in place of okada.
He's made good money today though.
The hustle is real.
this has been happening in ogoni since early 2000
Crime › Re: SEE The Face Of The Man That Hacked Into A Nigerian Bank And Stole N1.87b by joinnow: 11:49pm On Aug 14, 2021
frenchlady7070:
A man identified as Salau Abdulmalik Femi has been arrested after he allegedly hacked into the server of a Nigerian bank and stole N1.87 billion.

Salau according to the Police is the kingpin of a syndicate that specializes in hacking into the servers of banks and corporate agencies.

He was arrested after he allegedly hacked the Flex-Cube Universal Banking System (FCUBS) of a first-generation bank.

The 38-year-old was arrested by detectives from the Special Fraud Unit (SFU) of the Nigeria Police Force (NPF).


The spokesman of SFU, Ikoyi, Lagos, DSP Eyitayo Johnson, in a statement, said the suspect, using application software, created fictitious credits totaling N1.87bn on the accounts of three of the bank’s customers.

According to DSP Johnson, the suspect successfully consummated debits (outflows) amounting to N417.5m through internet banking transfers to other banks.

He said the unit while acting swiftly on a petition from the bank, contacted the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the deposit money banks which customers were beneficiaries of the fraudulent funds and that in the process was able to salvage a substantial amount.

“Items recovered from the suspect include an Apple laptop and an iPhone. He and operators of some Bureau De Change (BDC) who used to launder the monies will be charged to court as soon as investigation is concluded,” DSP Johnson said.

SOURCE: TOKTOK9JA

PHOTOS HERE: https://toktok9ja.com/see-the-face-of-the-man-that-hacked-into-a-nigerian-bank-and-stole-n1-87b/
Where is that one on Nl spamming Nl with even flyer of hacking.
You still need more apprentice to do. Go learn from this guy and stop disturbing Nl
Health › Re: My Hands Always Want To Break Something by joinnow: 12:07pm On Aug 14, 2021
andyblinks05:
As the topic says.....when my hands are idle I unconsciously find something and start breaking like small sticks,leaves and anything crushable. What might be the cause?
This one don discovered his talent

Congrats
Politics › Re: "I Want IPOB To Fail" - Seun Osewa Speaks On Agitation For Biafra by joinnow: 5:30pm On Aug 13, 2021
Protecting his biz interest when Nigeria break Nairalander will turn to oduduwapland

What else do you expect from someone protecting his cash cow
Foreign Affairs › Re: Algeria Wildfires: Twenty-five Soldiers Killed In Rescue Mission by joinnow: 11:42pm On Aug 10, 2021
WHERE IS RIGHTEOUSNESS
all this fire happening in one country after another look like sign oooooo
Health › Re: Man Finds 6ft Snake Inside His Toilet After It Started 'flushing By Itself'(pix) by joinnow: 11:32pm On Aug 10, 2021
NOTHING MASSIVE HERE

massive six-foot-long snake.
Autos › Re: Can A Professional Driver” Drive On This Road For 100 Million? by joinnow:
Ruben225571:
Guys” let’s look at this picture!!
I know how to drive very well! I meant professionally!! But I dared not drive on this road!!!


My question is. CAN ANYONE HERE DRIVE ON THIS ROAD?
it shows you have not been to obudu cattle ranch and Gembu in mambilla.
Health › Re: Pls I Need Help With A Stubborn Back Pain by joinnow: 3:22pm On Aug 08, 2021
My friend go to hospital and get properly diagnosed.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Soldier Beat A Civilian Mercilessly For Impersonation (photos) by joinnow: 11:03am On Aug 08, 2021
FahBuLous:
If this was my street and a lone soldier with no ammunitions harasses anyone, walai no body go stand look am... Him go chop beating tire...
Like you reason like me.
The soldier is also a bloody civilian

Na blood they run in their body bro

Soldiers do cry too
Politics › Re: Sylva: Jonathan Packaged, Handed Over A Broken Economy To Buhari In 2015 by joinnow: 11:01am On Aug 06, 2021
nairavsdollars:
Will there be anything for Buhari to handover in 2023huh?
Yes now
He will handover DEBT
that the next 10 presidents of Nigeria won't be able to payback
Politics › Re: IBB Rules Out Atiku, Tinubu Of 2023 Presidency by joinnow: 10:52am On Aug 06, 2021
All these GRANDPAs
parading to be president should be stopped.
Enough is Enough.

Let all GRANDPA go and play with their GRANDchildren that is their calling at that age.
Allow younger one to take the mantle of leadership.
Politics › Re: Saad Abubakar: Nigeria Is In A Bad Situation, Lets Stop Deceiving Ourselves by joinnow: 10:49am On Aug 06, 2021
DefHQ:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/06/nigeria-is-in-a-very-bad-situation-sultan-of-sokoto/
I will like to call on governors to ensure they make adequate supply of food in store for the common man in anticipation of possible shortage of food in the world.

Most Governors are scam and crook

Recall what happens during lockdown upon the foodstuff aka Palliative given to them to share to the masses.
Guess what they hoard it.
Too bad the masses were dying of hunger while the foodstuff is stockpile in their warehouses until the whistle blower blew the whistle and we saw what happen.
Politics › Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 96 Naira Per Litre From 12th Sept, 2021 by joinnow: 6:53pm On Aug 05, 2021
babydioku:
BREAKING NEWS:

Finally, fuel will be sold at 96 Naira per litre from * 12th sept, 2021
President Buhari made it clear 2 hours ago on a private interview in Aso Rock, that fuel will be sold at 96Naira per litre starting from *12th sept, 2021.
President Buhari also said that, the issue of Naira falling in value will be resolved in less than a week, he made it clear that by the time the naira issue is resolved, 200 Naira will = 1Dollar and that will be in 3 weeks from now, it will become 200 Naira - one Dollar (#200= $1).
President Buhari also said that he promised to change Nigeria at the right time and that right time is now.
He also wanted to talk about corruption, but my TV exploded immediately after he mentioned the Word,
"Corruption"
and that was when I woke up and discovered that it was all a Dream.

If e pain you come and beat me make I see
Even in your
Lucid dreaming
Typhoid still they wrestle you.
Kai
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biggest US Navy War Games In 40 Years To Prepare For WW3( Pics) by joinnow: 2:44pm On Aug 05, 2021
country are testing, drilling, and preparing while over here
we are preparing for the battle of
herdsmen vs farmers
Eating vs Hunger
Oil vs Non-Oil
FG vs Kanu
FG vs Igboho
North vs South
Light vs No Light
others
abeg add yours
Politics › Re: GT Bank Changes Name To GTCO by joinnow: 8:53pm On Aug 04, 2021
I have been receiving emails with gtco of recent and I was thinking our boys have gone nuclear now with phishing gt bank. Just like some one is using proximity efcc email and efcc came out to disclaim the email

Ok
Now I can add the gtco as safelist
Politics › Re: How Nigeria’s Attorney-general, Malami Covered Up Identities Of Terror Funders by joinnow: 7:46pm On Aug 03, 2021
Operation Top Dog

Abegi I need Intel on
This quota AG
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by joinnow: 10:51pm On Aug 01, 2021
gentlewind:
jhor=Softmojo post=104327495]Almdolillahi for all of these.
Gratitude to God Almighty.

Big thanks to Oga Iyke promotions for creating this thread

Big thanks and shoutout to my bosses @AwesomeDuru and @Slimjosh

Last time i reported sale here was in January. Here's how its been since then.

February
beautat//king $300

March
Stlouis//Welders//king $150
Arizona//Security//Agency//king $75
Wisconsin//cabin//rental//king $150

April
Adoption//Jacksonville//king $100
Brisbane//digital//agency//king $450
sandiego//accounting//services//king $100

May
led//signs//texas//king $399
good//guys//autos//king $125

June
Virginia//Autism//king $450
Cremations//Houston//king $500
Musk//House//king $899

July
Texas//Elopements//king. $125
Funeral//Homes//Toronto//king $240
Ontario//Led//Signs//king $199
Dog//Training//Rochester//king $100
marketing//agency//phoenix//king $100
Lasvegas//Elopements//king $150
california//judgment//king $100
Cremations//Perth//king $399
Sydney//Cremations//king $174

Hopefully this can be a little motivation to others.
Lastly, I pray we all have a sales filled August.

God bless you all.

Congratulations bro!
This is definitely result of hardwork icing with grace.

More sales to us all
Bros congrats
I like you take small small catch monkey. $100 here $300 there $200 here etc add up to handsome amount.
Congrats.
Health › Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by joinnow:
Google can also mislead one. Especially Google map. I was driving on top third main land for the middle I ask Google map how to get to Ajah. Google map said turn left.
Me: what
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Muhammed Said Adam Was 60 Cubit Tall (98.4251969 Feet) by joinnow: 11:06pm On Jul 31, 2021
I am not understanding
Business › Re: Please What Business Can I Start With Ten Thousand Naira by joinnow: 11:02pm On Jul 31, 2021
toyini1234:
I am a 300 level student of biochemistry in kaduna state University. I won ten thousand naira from betting. I'm looking for any business to establish with it. Thanks in advance
Produce Toyin fresh liquid soap.
Make list of 50 mamaput or restaurants in your school and supply to them. For each 1litre you can dash 100mlm for hand washing.

Make liquid car wash 4 litre and dash one car washing foam.
Note branding is important and adding more value gives you an edge.
You can start with 5k to get all materials to produce 25litres. Then use 3k for branding. Go to business center design and print sav label.
Also make a list of 100 car wash shops and sell to them.
To make this listing of potential customer you can use Google. Eg car wash near me. Car wash in kd state university.resturants in kd state University.etc

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